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Re: The Litter Box
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Ain't nobody got the time to listen to that boy whine.
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Re: The Litter Box
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Green is the color of cow and horse poop.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Re: The Litter Box
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ICYMI on the Kill This Thread thread, a tribute to bidets........ She had a haaand held bidet The kind you find in a home improvement store She had a haaand held bidet If you squirt your ass, it is clean once more She had a haaand held bidet I think I loooooove her!Can you spot the source song?
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Thanks, Lardy. I was hoping you'd share that song parody in this thread, but I was shy about asking.
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So.....what do y'all think about long, solid dookies being referred to as "butt sausages"?
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Not buttwursts?
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I'll just show myself out.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Johnny "Rotten" Lydon calls them "truncheons."
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To the tune of Greg Kihn's "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)":
Didn't know if I'd ever take another shit
Caca-caca-caca-caca
Felt my stomach rumble, and I said, "THIS IS IT!"
Caca-caca-caca-caca
They don't crap 'em that way anymore! They don't crap 'em that way anymore!
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Wow, I have been remiss. My last song parody was almost a year ago. Well, I've got a new one and it's a doo doo doozy.
To the tune of the Four Seasons "Working My Way Back to You"
I keep pooping my way back to you, babe With a burning ass on fire I'm pooping my way back to you, babe And those skid marks ain't from tires I defecate awaaaaaaay...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! LOL Now I'm imagining Fire Lad singing like Frankie Valli.
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To the tune of Dream Academy's "Life in a Northern Town,"
I cried out with an expletive Because I only had one laxative It would never be enough to get me...pooping...
Ah, heya, caca caca Middle of the night, oh Ah, heya, caca caca Middle of the night, oh Ah, heya, caca caca, hey, ah...
Wish I could move my bowels
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Master of Pooping
Sad But Poo
Enter Shitman
Until I Shit
Nothing Else Splatters
Wherever I May Crap
Creeping Stench
For Whom the Smell Told
Dung
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