SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)

Martinis anyone - I'm shaking (not stirring). Or Manhattans if you prefer.

May I have one?

What's your pleasure, Danny?

what about an "Absolute Hunk" !!??

Matthew.

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Originally posted by the boy with UltraPowers:
what about an "Absolute Hunk" !!??

Matthew.

Absolute, it is. One Hunk or Two?

And this one's on the house.

1 hunk in semi transparent guise...

I can throw an invisibility field around the Bacarrat so that it will appear your martini is floating in mid-air.

very nice...

Is the bar still open?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Is the bar still open?

Yeah, sorry guys, I had to tend to some rowdies in the back alley. What's your pleasure, Vee?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Is the bar still open?

Yeah, sorry guys, I had to tend to some rowdies in the back alley. What's your pleasure, Vee? [/b]

Tall, slim, brown hairded, professional spy types... oh, you mean as far as a drink? A martini would be nice!

I'll have Bond, the tall slim, brown haired waiter with the shoe phone, bring it right over. Up, olives -- I assume?

That's right! That's what I like about this place, they know how to treat you right!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
That's right! That's what I like about this place, they know how to treat you right!

Always aiming to please .... whomever, including ...... myself.

If it's not too much of an imposition I'd love a Long Comfortable Screw on the Beach.

What is there for me?

Dirty Martini, please-- extra olives!

And for dessert I'll have a Chocolate Martini.

My, my, you are a demanding bunch. Sonnie, while I do have a certan familiarity with a "Long Comfortable Screw on the Beach," I'm not really certain how that might fit in a Christophle diamond cut martini glass. And, it's been a while, so some of the ingredient elude me. Perhaps (and I don't do this often), you'd care to step behind the bar and guide my hand.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
What is there for me?

A "goldstar martini" made with goldshlagger (I can't spell - hell, I'm just the bartender). but it's this cinnamon liqueur with gold flakes in it. I'll serve it in a lava cup just for you. Tad will bring it right over.

Yummy, do you get a break soon?

Congrats on 200 Semi. BTW, Your dancing numbers are already "up" over on the Top 40 thread

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Dirty Martini, please-- extra olives!

And for dessert I'll have a Chocolate Martini.

Lash, welcome to the bar. Could you ask your groupies to form an obedient line behind you. I can't see what's going on.

Dirty martini, extra olives -- and an umbrella (special extra - no charge -- actually, it's all on the house). Don't think I didn't notice the "please". A man with manners -- that'll turn heads.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Congrats on 200 Semi. BTW, Your dancing numbers are already "up" over on the Top 40 thread

OMG, I was so busy servicing (I mean serving) everyone, that I didn't even notice. Oh well, milestones are sometimes better appreciated in retrospect (like my birthdays). Thanks, Vee, if I can get a moment off (it's crazy in here tonight), I'll be sure to check out my numbers.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
[b] What is there for me?

A "goldstar martini" made with goldshlagger (I can't spell - hell, I'm just the bartender). but it's this cinnamon liqueur with gold flakes in it. I'll serve it in a lava cup just for you. Tad will bring it right over.

[/b]

It tasts REALLY good!

You seem really busy there Semi, please allow me to give you a hand there....

and there....

and there

Sem,

I'm afraid my days of having groupies are long over. Everything's about Icefire, Danny Blaine, Vee and Italian Boy nowadays. *sigh* I think I'll have another Dirty Martini, kind sir.

As for having manners, well, I *am* a southern gentleman. Plus I find people take your orders better when they are issued in a well-mannered way. ;-D

Semi, I need a drink!!!!

Lash, the servant always defers to the master SIR...I am your humble servant you taught me everything I know I would not even be posting here if not for you!!!!

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Sem,

I'm afraid my days of having groupies are long over. Everything's about Icefire, Danny Blaine, Vee and Italian Boy nowadays. *sigh* I think I'll have another Dirty Martini, kind sir.

As for having manners, well, I *am* a southern gentleman. Plus I find people take your orders better when they are issued in a well-mannered way. ;-D

AND you're modest, oh Lashie, you'll always be my fantasy.

There's room for everyone!

Wheeee!

Im drunk!

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Sem,

I'm afraid my days of having groupies are long over. Everything's about Icefire, Danny Blaine, Vee and Italian Boy nowadays. *sigh* I think I'll have another Dirty Martini, kind sir.

As for having manners, well, I *am* a southern gentleman. Plus I find people take your orders better when they are issued in a well-mannered way. ;-D

Charm will get you anywhere. Another Dirty M on the house. Plus, if you'd take off those glasses, you might notice the long line.

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Originally posted by icefire:
Semi, I need a drink!!!!

Icey, welcome. I've had a stasis field put around you so that you don't cause a riot. After all, it's not often that the official Boy Toy of Legion World graces our humble premises.

Nevertheless, the law's the law. May I see your ID please?

You guys are Sooooooooooo cute!

Sem, I hope you won't tire of me... I do believe I shall start coming here on a daily basis.

Whaddaya call your lovely bar, anyway?

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Originally posted by Sonnie Boy:
You seem really busy there Semi, please allow me to give you a hand there....

and there....

and there

Right there is just fine....

If I weren't drunk I'd be jealous...

But I am, so..... weeeeeeeee!

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
You guys are Sooooooooooo cute!

Sem, I hope you won't tire of me... I do believe I shall start coming here on a daily basis.

Whaddaya call your lovely bar, anyway?

We'll never tire of you. In fact, you have a table reserved for you, in perpetuity.

The bar is called "Shakes". After all, it is located in what used to be known as San Francisco.

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Sem,

I'm afraid my days of having groupies are long over. Everything's about Icefire, Danny Blaine, Vee and Italian Boy nowadays. *sigh*

Ibeg to differ Lasher, I for one will always be a groupie!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
If I weren't drunk I'd be jealous...

But I am, so..... weeeeeeeee!

Coffee, Mr. Blaine? Chad will see you home, if need be.

Nah, I can make it home on my own.. It's a short walk...

Semi, Thas for the stasis bubble I'm sure Italian Boy will appreciate it!!!! And you can see my ID or anything else you want

And official boytoy have I earned that title guys?? it would be an honor!!!!

Is there anyone else worthy of the title Icey? I think not!

Icefire, Official Boy Toy of Legion World!

We'll get the Princess to make it a decree then everyone will know it's official.

Yes we need to make an official decree of some sort!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Semi, Thas for the stasis bubble I'm sure Italian Boy will appreciate it!!!! And you can see my ID or anything else you want

And official boytoy have I earned that title guys?? it would be an honor!!!!

Okay, Icey, thanks for letting me see that alternative ID. Now what can I get you?

Surprise me!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Yes we need to make an official decree of some sort!!!!

I suppose we could schedule a little ceremony at Shakes next week. I'd get Monstress (yes, she's still alive - and our bouncer) to keep the go-go people (we allow all three sexes here) off the stage and perhaps Sensor could even decorate it in a matter befittng of your proclamation. Any requests?

Maybe someone should run a poll for official boy toy of Legion World!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Surprise me!!

Icey, all these demands. Well, baby boy, you're worth it. I suggest a little concoction in honor of your new Italian love. Well start with a splash of Campari, a hint of Rose's lime, a splurt of cranberry juice, a bit of sparkling water and top it off with Grey Goose Vodka. Shake one hundred times (the Shakes trademark) strain into a frosty Waterford martini glass and have Biff offer it to you tableside.

Well Semi thanks!!!! And yeah there does seem to be some sparks between me and Italian Boy doesn't there??

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
A "goldstar martini" made with goldshlagger (I can't spell - hell, I'm just the bartender). but it's this cinnamon liqueur with gold flakes in it. I'll serve it in a lava cup just for you. Tad will bring it right over.

[groan]

I had WAY too much of that stuff the last time I tried it. To this day, I feel queasy at the thought of any liquid with gold flakes in it...

I like chocolate martinis. Appletinis can be good too, as long as they're not too sweet.

SHAKES is my new favorite hangout!

Well Sem, I'm heading home for the evening! Don't work too hard. Thanks for the fantatsic martinis, these are better than Side Street Grill's!

And, if you're not too tired when you get off work... *slips Sem a $50 tip along with my address*

Semi, when you have a chance, could I please have a little Frangelico over shaved ice?

It would really hit the spot before calling it a night.

V

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Originally posted by icefire:
Well Semi thanks!!!! And yeah there does seem to be some sparks between me and Italian Boy doesn't there??

Well, Icey, I'd say cold fusion (it's still theoretical, but mightly powerful). A night-cap, before I order Lord to take you home and tuck you in?

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Originally posted by S.T.U.:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]A "goldstar martini" made with goldshlagger (I can't spell - hell, I'm just the bartender). but it's this cinnamon liqueur with gold flakes in it. I'll serve it in a lava cup just for you. Tad will bring it right over.

[groan]

I had WAY too much of that stuff the last time I tried it. To this day, I feel queasy at the thought of any liquid with gold flakes in it...

[/b]

S.T.U., I promise, you'll never get a goldschlagger here. At Shakes, we know our guests and we aim to please.

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
SHAKES is my new favorite hangout!

Well Sem, I'm heading home for the evening! Don't work too hard. Thanks for the fantatsic martinis, these are better than Side Street Grill's!

And, if you're not too tired when you get off work... *slips Sem a $50 tip along with my address*

Lash, so glad you've enjoyed SHAKES (from now on in caps). As I said, you have a table reserved, in perpetuity. <<slips him back the fifty, with a Hershey's Kiss and omnicom number>>

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Semi, when you have a chance, could I please have a little Frangelico over shaved ice?

It would really hit the spot before calling it a night.

V

Vee, I gotta apologize. SHAKES should never let it's most glamorous stud wait more than a nanosecond. It was those damn rowdies in the back alley again.

Frangelico, over shaved ice, it is. Remove the"Fr" and that is you.

Thanks so much, Semi. That really hits the spot.

And they may say I'm smooth but you certainly have a smooth as honey delivery as well.

Well time to call it a night. Terrific place you've got here Semi, I'll make sure that all the right people know about it.

See you tomorrow!

Well, night Vee. (wipes the bar). Yeah see you tomorrow. (Looks furtively to see who leaves at the same time - is it Bond, Chad, or Flip). Damn, when will Vee realize that it was I who taught them all they know about Super Heroes.

Gentlefolks, SHAKES is now closing. I realize that it may be a bit early for those of your on the West Cost, but Semi Transparent Fellow does have a life -- even if it's as patheitc as having to watch a rented dvd tonight or get a late charge. As most valued SHAKES' patrons, STF trusts you will not repeat this gossip. May you all get home safely - and if you're already home, get it safely. Bon soir.

*walks home from SHAKES, pleased to have Sem's digits*

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Sem,

I'm afraid my days of having groupies are long over. Everything's about Icefire, Danny Blaine, Vee and Italian Boy nowadays. *sigh* I think I'll have another Dirty Martini, kind sir.

I know EXACTLY what you mean, Lasher.

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
SHAKES is my new favorite hangout!

I am SO going to be here tomorrow! And you amateurs better clear the bar... Kid Prime's here now!

(I AM the one with the successful track record, after all.)

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by S.T.U.:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]A "goldstar martini" made with goldshlagger (I can't spell - hell, I'm just the bartender). but it's this cinnamon liqueur with gold flakes in it. I'll serve it in a lava cup just for you. Tad will bring it right over.

[groan]

I had WAY too much of that stuff the last time I tried it. To this day, I feel queasy at the thought of any liquid with gold flakes in it...

[/b]

S.T.U., I promise, you'll never get a goldschlagger here. At Shakes, we know our guests and we aim to please. [/b]

I'm more upscale these days.

I demand PLATINUM flakes in my cinnamon liqueur.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
[b] SHAKES is my new favorite hangout!

I am SO going to be here tomorrow! And you amateurs better clear the bar... Kid Prime's here now!

(I AM the one with the successful track record, after all.)

[/b]

But NOT the only one...

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
[b] Sem,

I'm afraid my days of having groupies are long over. Everything's about Icefire, Danny Blaine, Vee and Italian Boy nowadays. *sigh* I think I'll have another Dirty Martini, kind sir.

I know EXACTLY what you mean, Lasher.

[/b]

Oh you two! As if there aren't hordes of us waiting on your beck and call! You're still at the top of the LW Most Wanted List!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Well, night Vee. (wipes the bar). Yeah see you tomorrow. (Looks furtively to see who leaves at the same time - is it Bond, Chad, or Flip). Damn, when will Vee realize that it was I who taught them all they know about Super Heroes.

<Vee glances back at Semi through the window after waving off Bond>

<sigh> When will Semi realize that I'm not interested in his helpers' company when I'd much rather have the attention of their boss! But who am I kidding! Look at all the action he has going on around him. So many hotties for him to choose from!<sigh>

<Vee glances one more time through the window longingly, shakes his head in disappointment and trudges home alone.>

Hey, what time does the establishment open! I'm thirsty. Plus, I need to find my underwear. I lost in there somehow.

well, since I ably gave Semi a hand last night .... *ahem*

... maybe I could offer you the same Danny?

You can offer me whatever you like, Sonnie Boy...

C'mere...

Hook me up, Semi! I'm off work and ready to drink!!! I'd like a Black and Tan, please...

What is a Black and Tan? heheheheh

I think I'm in the wrong place!

Gossamer, stay and have a drink with us. No one will bite...

I don't think...

Sometimes you guys scare me!

In a good cuddly kind of way, I hope...

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
In a good cuddly kind of way, I hope...

Of course except for icefire don't really like that one!

no taste!

<finds door ajar and peers in cautiously> Well it looks like the establishment opened early. I hope everyone helped themselves.

What's that odor - do I detect a whiff of intolerance in the air? None of that here, please. <opens the windows and let's the breeze blow through>

If this demand keeps up, I'm going to need an assistant manager to run the place in my absence. Hmmm ... now who might be a good candidate? That's a toughie.

Sem! I'm back, I just couldn't stay away from yo... uh, HERE that is.

Wow-- I see you got all my favorites on the jukebox-- Lucinda Williams, Black Box, Amber, Obscure 90s Dance Hits, The 80s Greatest 1-Hit Wonders, Steve Miller Band and Kenny Rogers! God, I love this place! *feeds jukebox a $20, plays 72 songs*

*plops down on barstool directly in from of Sem*

So I'm thinking today I'll have drinks that I used to love back in the day. Think I'll start with a Walk me Down he Road Sweet Jesus please, my handsome barkeep .

Welcome, Lash. You're the first customer of the day. Glad you came back. You will have to help with with a Walk Me Down the Road, Sweet Jesus. <casts a surreptitious invisiblity field over Lash's glasses so he can get a look at those eyes - blushes and removes field>

*heh* Why, Sem, Darlin'... for YOU I'll take these shades off!

*removes shades*

WHOA, is it bright in here! ;-)

*sings along with Kenny Rogers on the jukebox* Ruuuuuuuuuby... don't take your love to town...

Man, I haven't heard THAT one since I was a pup!

Anyhoo, Sem, what I remember most about a Walk Me Down...was that they were BLUE and VERY VERY strong. So wing that motha, Sem, wing it!

Okay, Let's start with a little white rum, some blue curacao, a splash of cassis, whiff of gin, some soda water, and a drizzle of cola. We'll stir it with a half of a blueberry popsicle.

By the way, if you like the 80's, you should come back for our 70's disco night - not the stuff you hear on the radio, but the hot sweaty club disco you couldn't dance to without a bottle of poppers. Don't worry, Legion World Chaplain Prime has approved.

Hi Semi, how's my favorite bartender tonight? Hey Lasher! What's that you're drinking? It's a bit...blue, isn't it?

Hey, good-lookin'. What'll it be?

<resists urge to throw invisibility field over Vee's tunic to get a look at that chest .... realizes that with great power, comes great responsibility --funny how that old 20th century phrase is still popular.>

<walks into bar>

<pulls up a seat>

May I have the house specialty. please?

Hey Semi could I bother you for a drink?

*slurp!*

MAN, that was the best Walk Me Down... EVER! Vee, you gotta try one!

Sem, I think I'll have my old favorite now... a Zombie, please!

Yo, Danny-dawg, Ice-dawg...

You gotta try Sem's Walk Me Downs.. he stirs 'em with POPCICLES!!

Hey Lash I like the new avatar!!!! I haer I was the talk of the boards earlier?

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
<walks into bar>

<pulls up a seat>

May I have the house specialty. please?

Danny, welcome back. <happy smile> I hope you didn't have too much of a hangover this morning. House special, eh? That'd be the "Cold Fusion" - just over proof gin and vodka, 100 shakes with a jalapeno.

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Originally posted by icefire:
Hey Semi could I bother you for a drink?

No problem, Icey. What'll you have?

Sounds great! How much do I owe ya?

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
*slurp!*

MAN, that was the best Walk Me Down... EVER! Vee, you gotta try one!

Sem, I think I'll have my old favorite now... a Zombie, please!

Zombie, right up, Lash. <winces and recalls first time when he went drinking illegally at age 14. Several Zombies that night>

Surpise me maybe you could come up with a drink named after me!!!!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Sounds great! How much do I owe ya?

You know your money's no good here. <wink>

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Originally posted by icefire:
Surpise me maybe you could come up with a drink named after me!!!!

One "Simmerin' Boy Toy" it is - served in a Legion Club House replica mug.

Thanks babe (lightly kisses Semi on the cheek!!!!)

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
[b] Sounds great! How much do I owe ya?

You know your money's no good here. <wink> [/b]

At lest let me give you a tip?

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Originally posted by Gossamer:

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
[b] In a good cuddly kind of way, I hope...

Of course except for icefire don't really like that one! [/b]

Hey Icefire,

Let's go swimming!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:

At lest let me give you a tip? [/QUOTE]

How about a hug?

OK, I like hugs.

<Vee shakes his head suddenly realizing that he's just been staring at Semi, wondering if he can just make his clothes disappear without going invisible himself>

Oh hey everyone! This rounds on me in honor of Semi's 247th post and my 1100th! Semi, would you like me to give you a hand behind the bar?

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Hey Icefire,

Let's go swimming!

Already there waiting on you!!!!

Be right there. I want to finish this wonderful drink and stare at Semi some more...

Yes, yes, you boys go toddle off to the pool now!

Vee, Sem and I have matters to discuss...!

We won't be gone long...

What's up Lasher?

<puts Danny's and Icefire's glasses int he sonic-wash>

Yeah, what's up Lash?

Brrrr. That pool water is COLD. Do you have anything that will warm me up?

Well I'll be! Here I thought something was bothering you!

Here Danny try this! (Kisses Danny)

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Well I'll be! Here I thought something was bothering you!

Oh, I think bothered is the right word, just maybe not the same context.

<turns around and leaves, I think privacy is wanted>

Curses! Cock-blocked! ;-)

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
*locks door to bar*

Guess that wasn't the lock, huh?

Glad you came back to the pool Danny could you dry me off?

Er..., I've got some restocking to do in the back room. It will take me 14 minutes, okay?? At SHAKES, the customers come first.

<confused, small ache in heart, but ultimately optimistic, that some day, the right one will walk in that door>

Oh no you don't Semi! Lasher said he had something to discuss with BOTH of us! And I have a proposition to put to the two of you as well!

And Icey, you're dripping all over the floor. Here, wipe that silk be-thonged butt off. <tosses him a bar towel>

And quit gawking.

You guys want an invisibility field? BTW, you've got 12 minutes left.

Semi Sorry Danny and I are just friends!!!! I promise!!!!

Yes if you're inside it, Semi-Sweet!

Lash you could never piss me off baby now if you wanted to ---- on me well!!!!!

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
This is what I get for teasing, Vee--- you're the only one I didn't apparently piss off or offend.

Danny, Icey, Sem-- I was JUST kidding! *yEEEsh!*

They be okay. Don't worry about it. BTW, have you left Nightcrawler waiting all this time? He offered to get a room with you on that other thread. Or didn't you notice?

I think I will go back to the Lounge...

See ya Lasher!

Semi! Come out, come out wherever you are!

Guys, I wasn't offended. I know what a tease you are. <regrets his churlish display of emotion> Lash, get your butt back in here. Bring Nightcrawler too. You guys should get acquainted in a romantic setting. There's a corner table - I could dim the lights in that sector. Drinks are on the house (as always).

Semi have you seen Italian Boy I miss him???

Don't give it a second thought. I'm not offended.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Guys, I wasn't offended. I know what a tease you are. <regrets his churlish display of emotion> Lash, get your butt back in here. Bring Nightcrawler too. You guys should get acquainted in a romantic setting. There's a corner table - I could dim the lights in that sector. Drinks are on the house (as always).

Come here Semi Sweet.

<pulls Semi in tight>

Why don't you show me that invisibility field now?

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Guys, I wasn't offended. I know what a tease you are. <regrets his churlish display of emotion> Lash, get your butt back in here. Bring Nightcrawler too. You guys should get acquainted in a romantic setting. There's a corner table - I could dim the lights in that sector. Drinks are on the house (as always).

Come here Semi Sweet.
<Giggle>
<pulls Semi in tight>

Why don't you show me that invisibility field now? [/b]

I hope you guys aren't getting any hurt feelings here. We're all friends.

Group hug.

[Linked Image]

Okay. Who grabbed my ass?

Whew, boy, I never thought there'd be rules at SHAKES. But there is - just one - NOTHING ANYONE EVER DOES OR SAYS AT SHAKES WILL EVER BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE.

I want everyone to go out and drag Lash back here. I'm thinking his feelings might be a little hurt - and we don't want that, do we!

Uh huh....

Anyway, I'm going back to the pool. I think I need to cool off...

<Sigh>

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Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
I hope you guys aren't getting any hurt feelings here. We're all friends.

Group hug.

[Linked Image]

Okay. Who grabbed my ass?

Well, that'd be me, Vee, Danny, and Icey. I don't see Lash, but if he were here, I'm sure it would be him too.

Ahem!

Look I have enough problems with a certain light-hearted poster so noone else is allowed to get mad at me! PLEASE!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Ahem!

Not ignoring you, sweet lips. Just tending to business.

Not to worry icy! You're among friends here.

Thanks guys!!!!

Well, it's time to call it a night. Have to get up early in the AM. Semi, maybe tomorrow you can show me that invisibility field. G'Night!

<Walks dejectedly out the door>

Damn, damn, damn! Guess I screwed that up big time! Yep, but haven't a clue what I did wrong! Oh, well, maybe someday I'll figure it out.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Well, it's time to call it a night. Have to get up early in the AM. Semi, maybe tomorrow you can show me that invisibility field. G'Night!

<Walks dejectedly out the door>

Damn, damn, damn! Guess I screwed that up big time! Yep, but haven't a clue what I did wrong! Oh, well, maybe someday I'll figure it out.

Wait up, it's been an unsettling evening. I'm locking up early. I'll walk with you a bit, if you don't mind.

<removes apron, grabs motorcycle helmet, turns off lights and locks the door>

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Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
I hope you guys aren't getting any hurt feelings here. We're all friends.

Group hug.

[Linked Image]

Okay. Who grabbed my ass?

That was me.

Damn! I KNEW I should have stayed at the bar longer last night! I missed all the good stuff, including an incredibly hot shirtless sweaty group-hug!

And HANDS OFF Nightcrawler's cyber-ass. He may hve moved out of my room, but it still belongs to me!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
<Throws Semi a quick appraising look. "Here's someone I should spend more cyber-time with, I think," Kid Prime thinks to himself.>

To quote the inimitable KP, "Hands off!"

I'll have a Sex on the Bar... erm, I mean Beach, please!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
And HANDS OFF Nightcrawler's cyber-ass. He may hve moved out of my room, but it still belongs to me!

I'm upset by one of these statements! But I'm not sure which one?

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I'll have a Sex on the Bar... erm, I mean Beach, please!

Sounds like one of my lines........

Sorry, KP, that was last night. Tonight I think you have to settle for a Long, Slow Screw!

Well I would like a Midori Sour!!!

Uh... okay... (actually, that sounds like a HECK of a drink!)

So are you picking up Semi's shift behind the bar tonight, Mister Vee?

Yeah, I'm filling in until he gets here. He's running a little behind.

Cool! How about a SMOOOTH shot of Rumpel Mintz while we wait?

Hope he gets here soon how about a drink?

Here's your Rumple Mintz, KP. And here's you Midori Sour, Icy!

Thanks Vee!!!! I needed that!!!

(Downs it quick) Well, I'm off, kids. Tell Semi I said hi. I gotta go cook dinner for the wonderful man snoozing in the bed right now. Everyone be good and play nice!

Hugs and Kisses KP!!!!!

See ya KP! Don't burn anything!

Well Vee me and you!!!!

Hey Icy, I was just catching up on the latest with your Academy. It's going great! You've got me guessing about where you're going with it next.

Well I could tell you since its finished I will answer 1 question for you!!!!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Yeah, I'm filling in until he gets here. He's running a little behind.

Well you should be gald I'm not running a big ol' behind. These tights aren't very forgiving.

So you guys all taken care of. Vee, thanks for filling in.
<thinks to himself, "now, this is a man I can depend on">

Hey Semi good to see ya!!!!!

And look at you Icey, all prim and proper in your suit - all Little Lord Fauntleroy. Just promise me you're not going BAV, are you?

No way just being good for a few days!!!! Besides don't I look cute!!!!!

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Originally posted by Icefyre:
No way just being good for a few days!!!! Besides don't I look cute!!!!!

If I admited that, I'd get arrested.

Now I really have to see your ID. I don't want the SP closing SHAKES down.

I'm old enough for you to call me daddy!!!!

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Originally posted by Icefyre:
I'm old enough for you to call me daddy!!!!

Sweetpea, I love it when you get cheeky. No you're not.

Okay well I'm old enough to drink okay!!!

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Originally posted by Icefyre:
Okay well I'm old enough to drink okay!!!

I don't know. You've kinda got that Macauley Culkin thing going on. You're not a prankster, are you? 'Cause we put pranksters to work unloading the Silverale.

C'mon Semi I was here last night!!!!

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Originally posted by Icefyre:
C'mon Semi I was here last night!!!!

And you know how that ended.

okay okay I'll beback tomorrOW!!!! See ya cutie!!!

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Originally posted by Icefyre:
okay okay I'll beback tomorrOW!!!! See ya cutie!!!

Hey Icey, just kidding - How about a "Calorie Queen Cooler" <guffaw, guffaw> No, just teasing - it's made with Draino. I think you'd like a Manhattan. what's your favorite bourbon?

Gin and tonic, please.

KP, welcome to SHAKES. The bar isn't officially open, since I'm just on lunch from my day job, but for you, good-lookin', I'll always make an exception.

Favorite gin?
Tonic? Canada Dry or Schweppes?

Sorry, semi! Thanks for making me a quick drink! Um... Tanquerray and Canada day, please.

<pours 3 oz. Tanqueray and 3 oz. Canada dry into shaker, add's ice, shakes 100 times and pours all ingredients, including ice into a Cristophle highball, adds a squeeze of lime and a special swizzle> Here you go. I hope you don't have to go back to patrolling and making the world safe after this.

100 times! You're thorough!

It's SHAKES trademark. If it's not shaken 100 times, it's free -- oh, wait, it's always free ... except for Dominators.

Cool! Another, please!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Cool! Another, please!

Coming right up.

Well, KP, Monstress has called me back to work. Feel free to stay, help yourself. Invite your friends. Semi.

The bar has moved to MMB where it can be near the Starfield Room (seeing as they now have a door between them.

Hijinks and shennanagins are welcome.

How about dancing???

I thought the Starfield room had a dance floor - dining and dancing under the stars, isn't that what it's all about. But if someone wants to dance at SHAKES, I see no reason not to.

You got something up your sleeve, Icefyre?

Nope how about a drink!!!!

Well, I guess I don't need to see your id again. You're probably not any younger than you were last time I checked -- unless you've been playing in the quantum bubble.

What can I get you?

Midori Sour

I know you could chill this one on your own. Nevertheless ... <shakes 100 times and strains into a chilled amethyst goblet>

Here you go, good-lookin'.

Hey what do you know! I was actually able to log on! Don't know how long it will last so I think I'd better have something really refreshing while I'm here!

Hey SemiSweets! How are you? Hi Icy!

Hey Smooth one. Welcome back. Bet you hardly recognized Icey, eh? He's so button-down nowadays.
<winks conspiratorily at Varalent>

hmm have a Banana Diaquiri?

Yeah, he sure is! He's going to have to use a bat to keep the hotties away looking like that!

ERM!!!! got a BANANA DIAQUIARI there?? *watching suspiciously at Varalent*

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Originally posted by superboymddjr:
ERM!!!! got a BANANA DIAQUIARI there?? *watching suspiciously at Varalent*

What? What did I do? I think Semi went to get a perfectly ripe banana from the tree he grows out back. Nothing but the best ingredients get used at SHAKES, you know.

I'm sure he'll have your Banana Daiquiri ready in just a few more moments. In the meantime, would you like some nuts?

Sorry, out of bananas. A white monkey popped in last week and cleaned us out. How about a nectarine margarita.
<notices the suspicious look, but pretends not to>

Here you go, Supes.

*damn* want nuts to go with banana so I can stare at Varalent LUSTFULLY! But....

Nectarine will be okay....*wink* at Varalent...sorry no banana...so no nuts. *shrugs*

You can still have nuts with your drink. We aim to please at SHAKES.

<thinks to himself, "Jeesh, you gotta have a thick skin in this business. Oh well, what can I expect after Vee won the Mr. Adonis contest last year>

You know SemiSweets, I was just catching up on the HoloNews. Seems like I missed a great deal while I was MIA. Not sure I understand everything that's going on what with all the conspiracy theories and all the new residents here all of a sudden. No wonder I'm in a State of Confusion.

Care to straighten me out later?

Straighten you out? What a horrible thought- never. In fact, I like you just as kinky as you are.

<wanders in>

<looks around>

Whats a guy gotta do to get a drink in here?

Just ask, starlight. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a banana, would you, Danny?

Danny, I've got a favor to ask of you. would you mind tending bar for a few hours. I gotta pop out for a while.

Sure, I'll sit behind the bar for awhile. May have to lock up early though...

I'll leave the key in the usual spot...

Oh, and yes I brought a whole bunck of bananas with me...

I just wished to stop by SHAKES and interact with some of my constituents! Oh, and a Bgztlian Blue, please, dear.

Thanks, I knew I could count on you.

<Gives Danny a big hug. Slides into motorcycle jacket, picks up helmet and exits.

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Originally posted by Winema Wazzo:
I just wished to stop by SHAKES and interact with some of my constituents! Oh, and a Bgztlian Blue, please, dear.

One Bgztlian Blue coming right up! It's an honor to have someone of your... stature in this establishment.

I know Semi will be sorry he missed you...

Why thank you, dear!

I must say, it is an honor to serve the public!

Your welcome, ma'am...

I have only returned to the World of posting recently after a couple days away. I couldn't resist lurking, though...

Is there REALLY a conspiracy afoot at Legion World?

In my extensive political experience, there are always conspiracies. In this case, I fear the worst.

Winema is paying for the next round, everyone!

Wow, what a great thing to do, Ms. Wazzo.

Hi guys. Danny, thanks so much for looking after things. It looks like you did a great job. Hey, is that Madame Wazoo? She looks pretty good considering she slept with a Carggite all those years. I hear it can really tire you out.

<takes off jacket and busies himself behind the bar>

Oh by the way, I hear there's a movement to curtail flirting. And you'll never guess who's leading it .............

<he seals his lips on this one>

Heh, I think flirting has it's place... Just not EVERYWHERE!!!!!

That said, you look good in that motorcycle jacket...

And I'll have a Kono Juice.

haven't seen you in here before, pardner. Kono juice coming right up.

<opens the corrugated cream-corn colored contraband Kono can carefully and pours>

First time here. Seems to be a very nice place.

<nods to Winema>

Fancy meeting you here Ms. Wazzo. I must say that you are looking quite well.

<pretends to sip drink>

Hey guys! All kinds of stuff going on out there! Oh...hello there Mr. Space Ranger, welcome to SHAKES. It's nice to met you in person and nice to have you here on LW. Things have gotten a little crazy around here!.

( pssst!! SemiSweet!!! What's SHE doing here? )

So we have heard back at HQ.

<pretends to sip drink>

I don't know most of the sentients here. Would you care to introduce me?

Hi Ranger,

I'm Danny!

Nice to meet you! I've heard all kinds of wonderful things about your exploits...

<motions to Ranger inconspicuously with eyes at Ms Wazzo>

And I'm Varalent, but just about everyone calls me Vee!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Heh, I think flirting has it's place... Just not EVERYWHERE!!!!!

That said, you look good in that motorcycle jacket...

No, it's not YOU, who is rumored to be leading it... think again.

Hello Danny, nice to meet you.

<turns to look around, bumps Varilent, spills drink but manages to miss him with it)

Oh, I'm so sorry... Vee - is it? Please excuse me.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
[b] Heh, I think flirting has it's place... Just not EVERYWHERE!!!!!

That said, you look good in that motorcycle jacket...

No, it's not YOU, who is rumored to be leading it... think again. [/b]

LOL Icefyre????

No damage done, don't worry yourself over it

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Originally posted by Varalent:
( pssst!! SemiSweet!!! What's SHE doing here? )

I'm going to go back into the stock room and come back out invisible. I'm going to wander over and have a listen.

Oh, don't be alarmed if you feel a big wet kiss on those lips of yours. It's only me, or Superboymddjr (at superspeed), or Danny (using one of his undocumented powers) - but I hope it's me.

Hmmmm....

Danny, did Semi tell you who's rumored to be leading the anti-flirting campaign? I'm dying of curiosity!

Danny, if you will excuse the interuption? The gentleman behind the bar seems very nervous.

Is that how he normally acts?

Semi slips into stock room. Fades - tries really really hard. Fades some more. Holds his breath, turns red and fades completely away. Wow - Fully Transparent Fellow (but does not consider a name change). Returns to bar; bestows big wet kiss on Danny Blaine and Vee. Thinks twice about Space Ranger. Although Semi Transparent Fellow can take a good wallop now and then, being decked at this moment might cause a loss of transparency. That can't be chanced. He slips over to the Wazoo table and

Vee will recount what Semi told him.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Danny, if you will excuse the interuption? The gentleman behind the bar seems very nervous.

Is that how he normally acts?

Um yeah, Ranger. He's ALWAYS like that...

<tries to give Ranger the eye again as he points toward Winema with them>

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Danny, if you will excuse the interuption? The gentleman behind the bar seems very nervous.

Is that how he normally acts?

Um yeah, Ranger. He's ALWAYS like that...

<tries to give Ranger the eye again as he points toward Winema with them>

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Danny, did Semi tell you who's rumored to be leading the anti-flirting campaign? I'm dying of curiosity!

No! Me too!

MMMmmmmmmmm! Wow! (Was that Semi? Or was it Danny? I don't see Supes anywhere around here but he could have rushed by with his superspeed, I guess. Probably Semi but whoever it was, I hope he does it AGAIN!)

Ummm... I think I need to go over to the Party Palace for a moment. If you gentlemen will excuse me, I will return momentarily...

<Totally oblivious to the flirting around him, looks back at Danny>

I see her, any idea who she really is?

<suddenly realizes that Danny has left, looks confused>

Sorry I had to go have an internal monologue withough anyone overhearing...

I'm back now!

Danny had to go next door to the Starfield Room for a moment. To answer your question though, there are tons of rumors flying around. Some people think that it's TD playing a joke on everyone others think she might be a Durlan affiliated with Tarik the Mute somehow. Those are probably the two most popualr rumors but I've also heard people speculate that she might be Gossamer come back with an Alt ID; or Lasher engaging in some of his craziness; I've ene heard Stu accused.

Hope someone figures it out soon though!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Ummm... I think I need to go over to the Party Palace for a moment. If you gentlemen will excuse me, I will return momentarily...

<still invisible, Semi whispers in Danny's ear>

Don't you dare leave. There's skullduggery afoot. We need every able bodied superhero available.

<blinks rapidly as Vee talks. smiles and places hand, in a very masculine way, on Vee's shoulder>

Calm down sentient, I recieved a very extensive briefing from Chief Zendak before coming here. We already knew a great deal of this before my departure.

<Still invisible, Semi whispers in Vee's other ear,>

Did you see that rapid blinking? I think he was scanning you. Oh, and don't fall for the masculine hand. I seem to recall he had trouble typing -- is his hand really what it seems??

<blinks rapidly at a spot just behind Vee, flexes hands powerfully in Science Police issue gloves, and almost, but not quite smirks>

You seem a little distracted, Bee

Vee, I think he's an android. His lingual subroutine is breaking down. He called you Bee.

<Almost smirk changes to a friendly grin>

Oops, sorry Vee, I think I got your name wrong while trying to hear something else, are there any BEES in this cyber-space-sector?

Semi, thank god! Somehow I got transported back to the Buffer Zone again! Not sure how I got back here though. Last time it took me days!

Are you okay? Did something happen to you while I was gone? If something did...why, I'll...!!!!!!!!

Whew!, I thought you had shrunk and I'd accidentally stepped on you. Do me a favor and stay big.

For you I think I could grow even bigger!

Sweet lips, you're gonna bring down the wrath of Gossamer on us with talk like that. Keep it up.

Speaking of lips...

<leans across the bar and plants a big kiss on Semi's luscious lips.>

Yep, I was pretty sure it was you!

<Semi's lips part, just slightly - he doesn't want to appear easy>

Not trying to be forward or anything but what do you say we lock the place up and go for a walk under the stars before calling it a night?

<takes keys out of pocket>

Lead the way.

Sure has been a crazy day here on Legion World, hasn't SemiSweets?

<Vee slides his arm around Semi's waist as they walk out the door into the star filled night...>

Vee, it must be late in your time bubble. I'm still in mid-evening. Must say, it's been quite a day. Neglected all my work and am going to pay for it tomorrow. I'd stay over, but for two reasons: (1) you didn't ask me; and (2) I'm not really there.

<Semi thinks, Ah... the reality of virtual reality rears it's head. He touches himself, appropriately only, to remind himself that he is virtual>

No late hours at the bar tonight, I guess? Man, I could sure go for an Absolut Citron and diet coke...

Great. We get a bar and I'm not allowed to drink alcohol. (Bloody perscription medication.

)

I just slipped back in, I forgot my house keys. Arachne, for a fellow Canadian, I'lll gladly pour you whatever you choose. Since there is no alcohol allowed, how about the strained juice of 12 apricots shaken with naturally carbonated water from the Swiss Alps, and a sprig of fresh rosemary. (I have slipped my Ontario bonds).

Semi,

Nice bar you have here. I don't drink (well OK I do drink Diet Coke, Milk, and water)

*looks around. starts to get social anxiety*

Um well, I should get going. back to work and all.

No need to leave Quis, you're among friends here!

So this is where Vee's been hanging out! Place looks pretty nice, not your typical run down neighborhood bar. Maybe I'll track down MK and see if we can't drop in and surprise him later.

Is this a boyz only space?

If not could I have a cider please?

And maybe some ready salted crisps too, that would really great right about now.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Is this a boyz only space?

If not could I have a cider please?

And maybe some ready salted crisps too, that would really great right about now.

A gorgeous and classy dame such as yourself, is always welcome here. In fact, everyone is welcome here (except Dominators, of course). Have a seat, ma'am and I'll have Troy bring your cider.

Hey cutie how about a drink??

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Originally posted by Icefyre:
Hey cutie how about a drink??

Hey, Icey, nice to see you. Sure thing, coming right up.

Would you mind watching the bar for me for a while? I've got a lot of work to do and can't be bad like yesterday.

I'd appreciate it.

Sure I'm sure my new master will not mind!!!!

This one would like to offer her services as bar maid at your establishment...

I'm watching the bar until Semi gets here but I sure he won't mind you helping out!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I'm watching the bar until Semi gets here but I sure he won't mind you helping out!!!!

Thanks, Icey, for your help.

<I wonder about the wisdom of this new trend of changing names and altering appearances frequently. Have the Durlans infiltrated the planet to such an extent. Will have to ask Vee his opinion. He seems to be the only one that hasn't undergone a transformation as of late. Danny Blaine seemed kind of stable, but what's the connection between him and that new barmaid, Mantis. Jeez, I wish Icey had consulted me first about hiring her. I just don't feel easy about all this. Oh ... it's probably nothing ... or is it?>

This one does not know a Danny Blaine...

Hi SemiSweets! How are you tonight?

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Originally posted by Mantis:
This one does not know a Danny Blaine...

Well forgive me. You seem to have an ethereal quality about you. I expect you will be very good for business. By the way - I don't want you waiting on tables. That's what we have the buff boys for. Your place is behind the bar. Looking at you, I don't think anyone will give you trouble, but if you need anything, just let me know.

Sorry, but you have to fill out these tax forms. Tomorrow is fine.

<enters, glances around room.>

Good evening Sentients, I was hoping to find Danny here.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hi SemiSweets! How are you tonight?

I missed you. Somehow I got lost last night when walking you home. I ended up in Kid Prime's room. Nice kid, but does let things get cluttered.

(that's how you make me feel)

Sorry, I haven't seen him since I came in. Have you tried next door in the restaurant? The Starfield Room?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
<enters, glances around room.>

Good evening Sentients, I was hoping to find Danny here.

<checks out his eyes for any sign of rapid blinking>

Have you checked the Starfield Room?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Hi SemiSweets! How are you tonight?

I missed you. Somehow I got lost last night when walking you home. I ended up in Kid Prime's room. Nice kid, but does let things get cluttered.

(that's how you make me feel) [/b]

I make you feel cluttered?

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Hi SemiSweets! How are you tonight?

I missed you. Somehow I got lost last night when walking you home. I ended up in Kid Prime's room. Nice kid, but does let things get cluttered.

(that's how you make me feel) [/b]

I make you feel cluttered?

[/b]

No, handsome-but-obtuse-one. You make me feel colossal.

<stares hard at person who is almost, but not quite there>

No I have not checked out that location as yet.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
<stares hard at person who is almost, but not quite there>

No I have not checked out that location as yet.

Feel free to. The door's on your right.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Varalent:
 Hi SemiSweets! How are you tonight?

I missed you. Somehow I got lost last night when walking you home. I ended up in Kid Prime's room. Nice kid, but does let things get cluttered.

(that's how you make me feel) [/b]

I make you feel cluttered?

[/b]

No, handsome-but-obtuse-one. You make me feel colossal. <hr /></blockquote>Oh!!

<eyes barmaid>

Before I do, I don't remember seeing your new barmaid before, is she a recent arrival?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
<eyes barmaid>

Before I do, I don't remember seeing your new barmaid before, is she a recent arrival?

Sorry, we don't give out employee information. You understand, I trust?

Privacy Laws, you know.

Yes, Sentient, I believe I do.

<turns to exit>

Semi why don't I order us a little something to drink and you can tell me how your day went? It sounded like it was going to be a busy one! I'll warn you though, it's got to be an early night for me. I've got a very hectic (and early) day tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Privacy Laws, you know.

Vee, you always seem to be there for me. I know we've discussed it before, but are you sure you wouldn't like to invest in this little piece of real-estate (with the triple marine-varnished antique swinging saloon doors) and become partners ... in the business that is.

<Semi is much too shy to presume anything more>

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Privacy Laws, you know.

Vee, you always seem to be there for me. I know we've discussed it before, but are you sure you wouldn't like to invest in this little piece of real-estate (with the triple marine-varnished antique swinging saloon doors) and become partners ... in the business that is.

<Semi is much too shy to presume anything more>

[/b]

Semi, that has very intriguing possibilites but have you heard about the proposed taxes on business establishments that are being discussed? Hope it's not true becasue it could be ruinous for us!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Semi why don't I order us a little something to drink and you can tell me how your day went? It sounded like it was going to be a busy one! I'll warn you though, it's got to be an early night for me. I've got a very hectic (and early) day tomorrow.

Sure, we don't get to talk much, why with you way down there patrolling in the State of Hanging Chad and me way out here in the State Pumpin' Ahnold. I spent too much time at SHAKES yesterday, so really had to hustle in my day job. Thankfully, one of the powers I inherited from my one as-yet-undisclosed parent, allows me to actually excel under pressure. My preparations for the session before the adjudicator went quite well.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
/QUOTE]Semi, that has very intriguing possibilites but have you heard about the proposed taxes on business establishments that are being discussed? Hope it's not true becasue it could be ruinous for us! [/QB]

Well, Vee, think about it for a minute. Whether you join me or not, I'll still have the taxes. Don't you think I've thought about the political instability? I've got a nest egg I can draw on if things get tight.

I'm glad to hear it, wouldn't want Monstress coming down on you. Could be painful!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
/QUOTE]Semi, that has very intriguing possibilites but have you heard about the proposed taxes on business establishments that are being discussed? Hope it's not true becasue it could be ruinous for us!

Well, Vee, think about it for a minute. Whether you join me or not, I'll still have the taxes. Don't you think I've thought about the political instability? I've got a nest egg I can draw on if things get tight. [/QB]

That;s nice to know but I think you missed the "us" up there!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

Quote

Originally posted by Varalent:
/QUOTE]Semi, that has very intriguing possibilites but have you heard about the proposed taxes on business establishments that are being discussed? Hope it's not true becasue it could be ruinous for us!

Well, Vee, think about it for a minute. Whether you join me or not, I'll still have the taxes. Don't you think I've thought about the political instability? I've got a nest egg I can draw on if things get tight. [/b]

That;s nice to know but I think you missed the "us" up there!

[/QB]

Not so, Pecs-of-Death-Boy (or was that my former name, I get so confused). I meant that if the gov came down on us tax wise, I could take care of it (remember community property state out here - joint and several liability (OMG, I'm sounding like a detestable lawyer.)

This one thinks you should meditate before making any rash decisions. Follow your heart...

Hey guys,

Just stopped in for a sec before bed. The boyfriend and I were out shopping.

Have I missed anything?

I heard the ranger was looking for me?

And who is this lovely new barkeep?

But, I'm forgetting myself. How was your day. Imagine when you get to work, I'm still fast asleep dreaming about you.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Varalent:
/QUOTE]Semi, that has very intriguing possibilites but have you heard about the proposed taxes on business establishments that are being discussed? Hope it's not true becasue it could be ruinous for us!

Well, Vee, think about it for a minute. Whether you join me or not, I'll still have the taxes. Don't you think I've thought about the political instability? I've got a nest egg I can draw on if things get tight. [/b]

That;s nice to know but I think you missed the "us" up there!

[/b]

Not so, Pecs-of-Death-Boy (or was that my former name, I get so confused). I meant that if the gov came down on us tax wise, I could take care of it (remember community property state out here - joint and several liability (OMG, I'm sounding like a detestable lawyer.) [/QB]<hr /></blockquote>No actually your sounding like my delectable lawyer.

The point I guess I didn't quite get across was that I would love to join with you...become your partner as you said ... in this little piece of heaven, if that's what you want.

<Vee blushes furiously as he thinks about what he really would love to do>

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Hey guys,

Just stopped in for a sec before bed. The boyfriend and I were out shopping.

Have I missed anything?

I heard the ranger was looking for me?

And who is this lovely new barkeep?

You've missed a lot. There's skullduggery afoot for sure. What do you know about this new barmaid, Mantis. And don't tell me you don't know anything. My photographic memory recalls that predicted her arrival. I wasn't born yesterday (as too many people remind me).

<BTW, what did you buy?>

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[The point I guess I didn't quite get across was that I would love to join with you...become your partner as you said ... in this little piece of heaven, if that's what you want.

<Vee blushes furiously as he thinks about what he really would love to do>

Damn, let's get a room -- in Rio.

It was okay, a little slow so I was able to stop by LW during the day. Boy, there was lots of craziness going on here!

Quote

Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Imagine when you get to work, I'm still fast asleep dreaming about you.

Quote

Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

Quote

Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] [The point I guess I didn't quite get across was that I would love to join with you...become your partner as you said ... in this little piece of heaven, if that's what you want.

<Vee blushes furiously as he thinks about what he really would love to do>

Damn, let's get a room -- in Rio.

[/b]

Nah, let's get a Villa in Costa del Sol!

What's the other language you're going to talk to me in?

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Hey guys,

Just stopped in for a sec before bed. The boyfriend and I were out shopping.

Have I missed anything?

I heard the ranger was looking for me?

And who is this lovely new barkeep?

Come on Danny, spill it! You're holding out on us! Why is the Ranger looking for you and WHO is Mantis?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

Quote

Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] [The point I guess I didn't quite get across was that I would love to join with you...become your partner as you said ... in this little piece of heaven, if that's what you want.

<Vee blushes furiously as he thinks about what he really would love to do>

Damn, let's get a room -- in Rio.

[/b]

Nura told me that an intriguing woman would enter the picture and become our barmaid at both our establishments. That's all I know

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] [The point I guess I didn't quite get across was that I would love to join with you...become your partner as you said ... in this little piece of heaven, if that's what you want.

<Vee blushes furiously as he thinks about what he really would love to do>

Damn, let's get a room -- in Rio.

[/b]

Nah, let's get a Villa in Costa del Sol!

[/b]

Hot damn, yeah! As long as we can go to Mykonos in June. I've got some friends from Europe who go there every June, and it's been a while since I've been there.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
What's the other language you're going to talk to me in?

Well, I could start out in Spanish, throw in a little Portuguese & French and maybe a touch of Italian... a buffet of Romance languages just for you!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
Nura told me that an intriguing woman would enter the picture and become our barmaid at both our establishments. That's all I know

Hmmm, and what about the Ranger? Any idea why he's looking for you?

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] What's the other language you're going to talk to me in?

Well, I could start out in Spanish, throw in a little Portuguese & French and maybe a touch of Italian... a buffet of Romance languages just for you! [/b]

Well, I could respond in French, get my Brazilian sister-in-law (my brother's stunningly beautiful wife) to translate the Portuguese. As for the Spanish, if you write it, I can read it.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hot damn, yeah! As long as we can go to Mykonos in June. I've got some friends from Europe who go there every June, and it's been a while since I've been there.

You've been to Mykonos? Gosh, I've always dreamed about vacationing in the Greek Isles but I haven't gotten there...yet!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Hot damn, yeah! As long as we can go to Mykonos in June. I've got some friends from Europe who go there every June, and it's been a while since I've been there.

You've been to Mykonos? Gosh, I've always dreamed about vacationing in the Greek Isles but I haven't gotten there...yet! [/b]

Twice.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Well, I could respond in French, get my Brazilian sister-in-law (my brother's stunningly beautiful wife) to translate the Portuguese. As for the Spanish, if you write it, I can read it.

Hell, sounds like we could start our own Translators Corps for the UN!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Twice.

Now I'm REALLY jealous!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Twice.

Now I'm REALLY jealous! [/b]

The first trip was six weeeks, the second was five weeks. I'll tell you about them sometime.

Look forward to hearing about it. But...it's time I called it a night. Maybe I'll plan out our trip in my dreams and tell you all about it tomorrow!

Good Night SemiSweets!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Look forward to hearing about it. But...it's time I called it a night. Maybe I'll plan out our trip in my dreams and tell you all about it tomorrow!

Good Night SemiSweets!

'Nite Sweet Lips. We might have to think about getting a room. If we continue this in SHAKES, other superheroes might be a little shy about breaking up the private party.

Man, what a rough day. Double shot of Rumpel Mintz, please.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Man, what a rough day. Double shot of Rumpel Mintz, please.

KP, I just happened to be here during a Survivor commercial, re-reading the exchange I had with Vee. Then I came across your request for Rumpel Mintz. I've never heard of it, but it did make me laugh out loud (I even spelled it out). Bless your rusty little head. One Rumpel Mintz coming up.

My head is not rusty.

OH, KP, it's just an expression of affection. BTW, what color is your hair?

*standing near the bar stand, writing a note - "Banana Diaquiri please...just used my X-ray to see through the storage room that Danny (the guy wearing a hot leather jacket bought) put there....so please."* *handing note to Semi*

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
OH, KP, it's just an expression of affection. BTW, what color is your hair?

Dark brown

Good no ones here. I must leave a note for Semi.

No matter what you hear do not belei.......CRASHHHH!!!!!!

Oh my, who's that crumpled on the floor. I better call for a healer.

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Why it's Icey. It looks like he needs resuscitation. Icey, can you hear me? What happened?

A strange woma...........slips unconsious

<enters, sees Semi bent over still form on floor, Pulls Blaster>

Stand sentient, Keep your hands where I can see them.

What's this, a note crumpled in Icey's clenched fist.
<gently removes note, takes off jacket, folds it, and places it beneath Frostfyre's head.>

First things first, I better get Icey some smelling salts. I think that Wazzo woman left some here the other night.

<finds bottle labelled "Locker Room", opens it and places it beneath Frostfyre's nose. He stirs...>

Semi. look out!!!! Throws bottle hits Space Ranger!!!!

<hears the footfall of a jack-booted individual behind him. Looks up and sees Space Ranger>

Ranger, Frostfyre's been hurt. Get help, quickly.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
<enters, sees Semi bent over still form on floor, Pulls Blaster>

Stand sentient, Keep your hands where I can see them.

Get real, Ranger. You're out of your jurisdiction, if you even have one. This is SP territory. Now go get help or I'll report you for impersonation of a peace officer.

<hit by thrown bottle he accidentally fires, luckily he misses both sentients and the only damage is the total distruction of the saloon doors>

Stand back, Space paramedics are on their way!

Semi, please don't let him take me!!!!

<Shakes Head, Frowns>

Being deluded by Tarik is not a chargeable offense, but assault is.

<turns to Semi>

Hands on the bar Sentient. You have the right to an attorney...

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Semi, please don't let him take me!!!!

Don't worry Icey, I won't let him take you. Where's Italian Boy when we need him.

<Semi uses invisibility powers, and fades completely away. He then throws invisibility field over Frostfyre, picks him up and carries him out of the bar. On the way he notices the remains of his triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.>

Damn you, Space Ranger -- you'll pay for this ... you better have insurance.

<Having dropped Frostfyre off a the infirmary of his Academy -- weird place, that -- Semi Transparent Fellow returns to SHAKES, still invisible. Space Ranger is nowhere around. >

What's that strange object on the bar? <realizing suddenly what it is, Semi snatches it up, ties his indestructible flight ring to it, sets it for high altitude and auto-return. He runs to door and sends the object to 1000 meters.>

KABOOOM!!!!!

<the flight ring returns>

That was close. <wipes invisilbe sweat from brow>

*meow*?

Sentient, why did you destroy my cell phone?

<still invisible, Semi whispers in Ranger's ear>

That was no cell phone my friend. Everyone knows a flight ring has no explosive capacity. The charge came from the device itself. Not only are you a scoundrel, but a deceitful and conniving one.

Now be off before someone drops a house on you. Many of us here have the power to make that happen.

Sentient you will find that this establishment is now covered by a Science Police Tangle Field, I may not be able to see you, but you will listen to what I have to Say.

I now realize that you did not attack your friend, as I originally surmised. So the question is who did? And will you help me track that individual down?

oh don't mind me, I was just popping in for a quick G & T.... maybe I'll drop past later

Sentient, you are welcome to stay, Semi may want a witness.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:

Sentient you will find that this establishment is now covered by a Science Police Tangle Field, I may not be able to see you, but you will listen to what I have to Say.

I now realize that you did not attack your friend, as I originally surmised. So the question is who did? And will you help me track that individual down?

I will not rest until the perpetrator(s) of this heinous act against my friend, Frostfyre, are punished, and my triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors are replaced. I'm off to the hardware store.

Before I go, beautiful Lady, one G & T coming right up. You're British, right -- does that mean no ice?

*meow?*

Hello Jinx, you vanished a minute ago. Do you know what happenned to Frostfyre? Will a unversal translator work on you?

<scratches ear>

*Meow?*

*places translator on Jinx's collar*

May I have some flesh?

In a moment Jinx.

*goes behind bar finds tuna sandwich*

Do you know who hurt Frostfyre?

Who?

Icefyre? Icy? Flirt lad?

Hmmm... hurt human smells of bad female human!

Where have you smelled that bad female human before?

Thats enough Jinx!!!

[to Frostfyre]
Sentient, why would you not want your attacker identified?

[to Jinx]
No, I haven't, but I am positive that Vee will let you stay with him until she returns. Keep the translator, you might have some fun with it.

You have no idea with what you are dealing with Ranger!!!!

May I have my flesh now?

So, enlighten me.

<pause>

Or, is this something that happened at Tarik's Academy?

[gives tuna to Jinx]

Yes Jinx here you go!!!!

Hot-Cold human nice. Have you seen my human?

Well, Sentient are you going to answer me?

Whispers to Jinx

Find Crujectra protect her. I have a team to gather!!!!

Interesting comment, care to explain?

Not to you!!!

This one has come to start her shift...

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Not to you!!!

And why is that?

Hey Mantis please get Jinx some milk!!!

*puuuurrrrr*

JInx, would you like this one to get you some milk?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
[b] Not to you!!!

And why is that? [/b]

Because I can't Ranger okay? No more questions.

Yes, please!

<this one goes to behind bar and gets some milk>

<looks around, sensing danger>

EVIL IS COMING!

<Nervously, this one takes the milk out to Jinx>

Thak you Mantis,Semi isn't here right now. Will you please restock the bar for me?

<places small tracking device in glove>

Sentient, I would appreciate an answer, there has been a bit of damage done here. And everything started with whatever happened to you. Who was the woman who attacked you?

*left Shakes with disgust that no one gave him a Banana Diaquiri!!!* *shooting off* *CRASH!* *the ceiling collapsing, leaving a hole*

Did I say a woman attacked me?

<satiated, leaves>

Jinx, remember what I said!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Did I say a woman attacked me?

No you didn't but there was a witness.

Who???

<Restocks bar>

This one is worried that this Space Ranger may be a threat to the good people here...

Although he kind of reminds this one of someone she knew from her previous existence...

This one has not seen Ranger carrying a shield, though...

Mantis what is wrong???

Sentient, that is the same question I asked you. Now when you tell me what I want to know...

*Flying in, taking in the scenery*

Alright, what's going on here?! On the authority of Princess Crujectra, I'm here to stop this maddness!

<smiles>

Good, then maybe you can get a straight answer out of Frosty...

Just in Time CK!!!!

Where did Mantis disappear to?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
<smiles>

Good, then maybe you can get a straight answer out of Frosty...

Or maybe you can tell us where Semi is???

Where is Mantis going? And uh, I'm still new here, so, uh, what happened? Frostfyre, Space Ranger, I'd like to know how this started, who was in the wrong.

*Radio's in for backup* Radio, get me the princess, Lash or Pov, I need help sorting all this out.

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] <smiles>

Good, then maybe you can get a straight answer out of Frosty...

Or maybe you can tell us where Semi is??? [/b]

The Legion World Hardware Store.

<points at ruined saloon doors>

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Where is Mantis going? And uh, I'm still new here, so, uh, what happened? Frostfyre, Space Ranger, I'd like to know how this started, who was in the wrong.

*Radio's in for backup* Radio, get me the princess, Lash or Pov, I need help sorting all this out.

These people are friends of mine!!!!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Where is Mantis going? And uh, I'm still new here, so, uh, what happened? Frostfyre, Space Ranger, I'd like to know how this started, who was in the wrong.

*Radio's in for backup* Radio, get me the princess, Lash or Pov, I need help sorting all this out.

I don't know if anyone here is in the wrong. Frosty here received a severe beating from an assailant that he refuses to name. That led to a misunderstanding which resulted in the doors being accidentally blasted. Beyond that I just want the name of his attacker.

A woman attacked me I have no idea who she was. I think she was looking for my twin brother Icefyre, I am also looking for him. I think he may be dead!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
A woman attacked me I have no idea who she was. I think she was looking for my twin brother Icefyre, I am also looking for him. I think he may be dead!!!!

Can you describe her? I think that both Cobalt and myself would be interested in her description.

<Ranger knows for a fact that Frostfyre has no twin brother>

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
A woman attacked me I have no idea who she was. I think she was looking for my twin brother Icefyre, I am also looking for him. I think he may be dead!!!!

(never mind me, I am just an audience watching all those drama there through my telescopic vision

)

She attacked me from behind!!!!

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Originally posted by superboymddjr:

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
[b] A woman attacked me I have no idea who she was. I think she was looking for my twin brother Icefyre, I am also looking for him. I think he may be dead!!!!

(never mind me, I am just an audience watching all those drama there through my telescopic vision

) [/b]

I thought you left. I'm still shaking parts of that damm ceiling off of me.

THis one spoke with Danny Blaine earlier. He mentioned that he saw the frigid one get attacked...

Danny Blaine has vanished...

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
She attacked me from behind!!!!

Then how did your nose get to be such a mess? Looks like the result of a straight overhand right to me.

<what is Mantis up to...>

Good to know you have everything in hand, Ranger. I'll stick around to make sure nothing else goes wrong. I have to be careful though, 28 pages is a lot, and I don't have time to read through this report of what just happened.

So Frostfyre, tell us more about Icefyre, and this woman who attacked you.

We are twins he is much more sexual and flirty than me. I am the reserved one. He had many enemies!!!

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Originally posted by Mantis:
THis one spoke with Danny Blaine earlier. He mentioned that he saw the frigid one get attacked...

Danny Blaine has vanished...

I didn't quite catch that Mantis, what did you say about Danny?

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
We are twins he is much more sexual and flirty than me. I am the reserved one. He had many enemies!!!

Can you name a few?

No he never mentioned names!!!! SORRY I hoped noone would notice he was missing until I found him but I couldn't fool people I'm just not as wild as he is!!!!

The one known as Danny Blaine spoke with this one earlier. He witnessed the brutal attack on the frigid one...

Danny Blaine has now vanished, this one no longer senses him...

But before he left, Danny said that he watched as the frigid one was thrown into the air...

as if he were WEIGHTLESS!!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
No he never mentioned names!!!! SORRY I hoped noone would notice he was missing until I found him but I couldn't fool people I'm just not as wild as he is!!!!

<Ranger glances at Cobalt, then scratches his head wondering if Supes is still watching. Why is Frostfyre trying to claim a non-existant twin brother?>

Surely you and your 'Twin" were close, he must have told you something?

No nothing I swear!!

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Originally posted by Mantis:
The one known as Danny Blaine spoke with this one earlier. He witnessed the brutal attack on the frigid one...

Danny Blaine has now vanished, this one no longer senses him...

But before he left, Danny said that he watched as the frigid one was thrown into the air...

as if he were WEIGHTLESS!!!!!

Weightless?? But... She's gone... No one has seen her in quite a while...

Alright Ranger, give me the lowdown on Tarik the Mute's academy. There seems to be a lot going on aruond here behind the scenes, and I need to know everything.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:

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Originally posted by Mantis:
[b] The one known as Danny Blaine spoke with this one earlier. He witnessed the brutal attack on the frigid one...

Danny Blaine has now vanished, this one no longer senses him...

But before he left, Danny said that he watched as the frigid one was thrown into the air...

as if he were WEIGHTLESS!!!!!

Weightless?? But... She's gone... No one has seen her in quite a while... [/b]

Nothing is as it appears here...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Alright Ranger, give me the lowdown on Tarik the Mute's academy. There seems to be a lot going on aruond here behind the scenes, and I need to know everything.

Frosty here can probably tell you more than I can. He's a student there. Still, It's the same old Nass. Feed Impressionable youngsters dreams of power and glory, then exploit them.

Or, intimidate them...

Hmmmm... Frosty were you at the academy today?

Yes why???

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Originally posted by Mantis:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b]

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Originally posted by Mantis:
[b] The one known as Danny Blaine spoke with this one earlier. He witnessed the brutal attack on the frigid one...

Danny Blaine has now vanished, this one no longer senses him...

But before he left, Danny said that he watched as the frigid one was thrown into the air...

as if he were WEIGHTLESS!!!!!

Weightless?? But... She's gone... No one has seen her in quite a while... [/b]

Nothing is as it appears here... [/b]

But then, it never is when you're around Mantis, is it?

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Yes why???

Any female students there?

Yes

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Yes

Who?

We are kept sepeate from the females but I have heard a name whispered!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
We are kept sepeate from the females but I have heard a name whispered!!!!

What Name?

<trying to get a straight answer out of this guy is like trying to herd cats>

<now where did Jinx go??>

I can't............I just can't

Alright, Spill it Frosty. Give me the names of the other students, and the female ones. Who even owns this bar anyway?

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I can't............I just can't

<turns to Cobalt, and signals Supes, hoping he is still watching>

CK I think that you report directly to HRH right? Maybe Frosty here would answer her or EDE faster than he will answer us.

I will talk to Crujectra!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I will talk to Crujectra!!!!

Can you get her here CK, or should WE take him to the Palace?

I am not going wth you and where is Semi???? Mantis get ready to fight!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I am not going wth you and where is Semi???? Mantis get ready to fight!!!!

Do you really want it that way?

Mantis remember where you are, the Cotati do not exist here.

I have to find my brother and no I am to injured to fight!!!!! I will answer your questions

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I have to find my brother and no I am to injured to fight!!!!! I will answer your questions

You have the floor.

I do not know who attacked me but it was not Gossamer!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I do not know who attacked me but it was not Gossamer!!!!

Mantis???

By all means Frostfyre, you have the floor, answer what you can. I can arrange to get you to Crujectra's to answer these questions.

Space Ranger, you're right, I answer only to the Princess, I could bring Frostfyre to her, and then we can wait for her to return.

Frostfyre, who is Mantis, how do you know her and did she attack you?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
[b] I do not know who attacked me but it was not Gossamer!!!!

Mantis??? [/b]

No it was not Mantis. I beleive her to be a friend!!!

As I said frigid one, things are not what they appear... This one does not believe the fair haired one is responsible either...

As for you Ranger, Although the Cotati are not here to guide this one's hand, believe this one when she says that she is more than capable of handling herself.

But this one does not wish to fight...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Frostfyre, who is Mantis, how do you know her and did she attack you?

I can answer that one, Mantis has crossed over from another reality for her own reasons, and no she didn't attack Frosty. But she thinks she knows who did.

I appreciate your trust in me Mantis, I'm just trying to sort things out and help anyway I can. Exactly who are you Ma'm, and what do you know about Frostfyre being attacked? Do I know you from somewhere?

And what exactly are you two accusing Space Ranger of?

Our boss Semi Transparent Fellow is missing!!!!

This one must take leave for now...

Be on guard, all of you...

The enemy is trying to separate you from each other...

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Our boss Semi Transparent Fellow is missing!!!!

He left on his own, as Mantis knows, to get what he needs to repair his front door. Said he would be gone for a few hours.

He is in danger!!!

You must all put aside your differences and work together before the true threat arrives...

This one has said all she can... For now...

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Originally posted by Mantis:
You must all put aside your differences and work together before the true threat arrives...

This one has said all she can... For now...

As usual.

CK I think we've beaten this horse to death, I know you have reports to make, and so do I.

Frosty, I'd advise you to steer well clear of the academy, and a student named Evil Queen.

<slips homing/listening device onto Frostfyre's back, turns and leaves>

Thank God They are gone!!!! Pours drink and begins to hum!!!!

Thanks Space Ranger, I'll have a lot of paper work tonight. Frosty, stay out of trouble and call if you are attacked again or need me.

Oh, and who is Evil Queen?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Thanks Space Ranger, I'll have a lot of paper work tonight. Frosty, stay out of trouble and call if you are attacked again or need me.

Oh, and who is Evil Queen?

I'm not 100% sure, so I'll have to get back to you on that one. I wouldn't want to start any unfounded rumors.

I know of Evil Queen. She is someone known to you all...

(enters)

Holy c....!

What happened here? The Khunds throw Yom Kippur again?

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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
I know of Evil Queen. She is someone known to you all...

Who is she Princess??

I'd like to know, too.

I'd also like a beer, so hang on a sec...

(goes over bar, gets mug, pours beer, puts credits on bar)

OK.

Will you grab me a beer too???

No prob. First one's on me, too.

(Pours beer, hands it to Frostfyre, puts credits on stack)

Here you go. Say, what happened to you?

I was attacked by a strange woman!!!

La la la la la la. Back at last. I just love shopping at the Home Despot, especially since all the clerks are now Icefyre groupies and have adopted the silk thong as company uniform.

Hey, what's that I smell ?<sniffs and sniffs again> Why that's the distinct aroma of "Drama Queen". What the hell's been going on here?

<notices hole in ceiling and thinks to himself> Oh, damn. Well, Self, make lemonade. You needed a skylight. It'll be swell to go back to Home Despot and get that triple glazed ambient light deterring titanium reinforced glass for the project. Maybe I can get Vee to go with me.

<Puts down his new weed whacker--never could resist a sale--and takes a look around> I need a drink, at home, alone -- Vee, if you're in the galaxy, I need a lip-lock.

<exits>

Hey boss good to see ya!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
I was attacked by a strange woman!!!

Does this happen to you often?

<having forgotten his weed whacker, Semi returns to the bar>

Icey, it appears a little drama has been going on here. I open a simple bar for Legion Worlders to come and flirt, and what do I get -- the Vortex of Legion World Conspiracy.

Help me get a grip on reality, Ice. Just show a little bit of the old Ice. Maybe with an entreaty to Italian Boy to come and rock your world, we can get back to the things that really matter -- embarrassing ourselves in front of people that we're going to be on a space train with next July.

I'm sorry Icefyre is my twin and he may be dead!!!!

Who is Italian Boy would he know where to find Icy????

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Who is Italian Boy would he know where to find Icy????

Yes, one of Italian Boy's special powers is a super divining rod. It can find Boy Toys anywhere. Apparently they give of a particular vibration that excites Italian Boy.

(drinks beer)

Tell you what, Frost. You tell us everything you know about what's going on here, and maybe we find Ice and everybody can flirt happily ever after.

A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!!

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!!

Ah ha! <lightbulb goes off in Semi's head, he slips his hand into his tunic pocket and removes the souvenir silk thong he got from the power tools clerk at Home Despot. Gently, he rubs the silk under Icey's nose. Icey stiffens - the familiar musk awakens certain feelings. For good measure, Semi lets his hand rest on Icey's butt, realizing that sacrifices must be made for the good of Legion World -- he just hopes Vee understands.>

I do not understand boss what are you doing????

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!!

Are you sure?

The woman you're describing wasn't even a woman fifteen minutes ago.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
[b] A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!!

Are you sure?

The woman you're describing wasn't even a woman fifteen minutes ago. [/b]

Have you been sneaking peeks at Lil' Lash???

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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Have you been sneaking peeks at Lil' Lash??? [/QB]

Never mind that now.

Focus on that silk thong for a second. Remind you of anything?

No should it? Does it belong to Icy? I'm feeling faint....................

(Watches Frostfyre slump to the floor)

Well, he's out.

Maybe he'll talk in his sleep.

(Pours another beer)

My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that any assault upon a student at my master's school is considered by my master to be an assault upon my master, and that my master may have to dispatch my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad to deal with such a threat. My master would also like to remind the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school that when the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school venture off-campus, they take their lives into their own hands, as my master and my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad cannot be everywhere at once.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
(Watches Frostfyre slump to the floor)

Well, he's out.

Maybe he'll talk in his sleep.

(Pours another beer)

You drink a lot, for a bug.

I better get back to campus!!!!

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that any assault upon a student at my master's school is considered by my master to be an assault upon my master, and that my master may have to dispatch my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad to deal with such a threat. My master would also like to remind the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school that when the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school venture off-campus, they take their lives into their own hands, as my master and my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad cannot be everywhere at once.

Sorry, droid ... nonsentient androids from Tarik's academy, are not allowed in SHAKES. We don't serve oil.

<In his cruiser high above Legion World, Space Ranger sits and wonders if hijacking gay-flirting threads is against the laws of Legion World>

Nahhh...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Sorry, droid ... nonsentient androids from Tarik's academy, are not allowed in SHAKES. We don't serve oil.

Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad?

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Sorry, droid ... nonsentient androids from Tarik's academy, are not allowed in SHAKES. We don't serve oil.

Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad? [/b]

Don't threaten me tin-man-wannabee. Get out of here. Threats of physical violence are so Bush Administration. Nobody's been so crass as to use that kind of threat since Hilary threw him out of office a thousand years ago.

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad? [/QB]

Oh, bad idea.

Never threaten the bartender at Flirtation Central. It's just not healthy.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad?

Oh, bad idea.

Never threaten the bartender at Flirtation Central. It's just not healthy. [/QB]

Thanks Miner.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Thanks Miner. [/QB]

My pleasure.

My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that my master is willing to overlook the discourtesy shown to my master's android companion by the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow in exchange for the attention shown to the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre when the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre was injured.

My master would also like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that one of the courses taught at my master's academy is "old school," and that threats against an android which can see in the infrared spectrum are useless coming from a human whose only power is to turn Semi Transparent.

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that my master is willing to overlook the discourtesy shown to my master's android companion by the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow in exchange for the attention shown to the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre when the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre was injured.

My master would also like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that one of the courses taught at my master's academy is "old school," and that threats against an android which can see in the infrared spectrum are useless coming from a human whose only power is to turn Semi Transparent.

Oh, silly tin-can man. If only you had done your homework. Work back in these pages and you will find that I have another power -- as yet undisclosed. it was inherited from the mate of my father, Invisible Kid. BTW, you will also find, that I have gone beyond semi-transparency. Continuity and a sense of knowing a good name when I see it, have restrained me from changing my name to reflect my true capabilities. Now be off, before we drop a house on you.

<Semi sprays android with fine mist of Johnny Walker Black and watches as Android deactivates. Semi then kicks rusty dented tin-can butt out the door which is still sadly missing it's triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.>

Thanks for the tip, Ranger. Don't underestimate my stock.

My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that my master is confused as to the hostility and rudeness confronted by my master's android companion upon the arrival of my master's android companion at the establishment known as Shakes to tend to an injured student from my master's academy.

Is there no love for my master's android companion?

My master would also like to remind the humans which post on this message board that they do not control the continuity of my master's android companion, and thus cannot create weaknesses for my master's android companion at a moment's notice.

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that my master is confused as to the hostility and rudeness confronted by my master's android companion upon the arrival of my master's android companion at the establishment known as Shakes to tend to an injured student from my master's academy.

Is there no love for my master's android companion?

You are the master of understatement. Contact Lash Lass. He can give you the key to transformation. I suggest you will gain wide acceptance if you transform as a flesh and blood sentient in the form of Jeff Stryker. Then you will be welcome at SHAKES.

This poster would like to remind the android which entered the establishment known as Shakes of its use of the phrase "Alumni Assault Squad" and suggest it look up the word "tact" in its database.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
<Semi sprays android with fine mist of Johnny Walker Black and watches as Android deactivates. Semi then kicks rusty dented tin-can butt out the door which is still sadly missing it's triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.>

Thanks for the tip, Ranger. Don't underestimate my stock.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
This poster would like to remind the android which entered the establishment known as Shakes of its use of the phrase "Alumni Assault Squad" and suggest it look up the word "tact" in its database.

My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner to refer to the quoted post in the post which the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner refers to before seeking to instruct the android which entered the establishment as Shakes on "tact."

My master asks the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner the following question: would the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner be as forgiving if the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow refused to serve bugs?

Pray tell what has happened here? Why it looks as if someone shot the place up! Such a shame to see such gorgeous triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors destroyed in such a manner!

Fix the doors she instructs the Eye of Ekron

<A green burst of light floods the room, blinding everyone momentarily. When everyone can see again the doors have been completely restored to their original mint antique condition. In addition, there is a gleaming new skylight where the hole in the ceiling use to be.>

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
Pray tell what has happened here? Why it looks as if someone shot the place up! Such a shame to see such gorgeous triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors destroyed in such a manner!

Fix the doors she instructs the Eye of Ekron

<A green burst of light floods the room, blinding everyone momentarily. When everyone can see again the doors have been completely restored to their original mint antique condition. In addition, there is a gleaming new skylight where the hole in the ceiling use to be.>

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] This poster would like to remind the android which entered the establishment known as Shakes of its use of the phrase "Alumni Assault Squad" and suggest it look up the word "tact" in its database.

My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner to refer to the quoted post in the post which the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner refers to before seeking to instruct the android which entered the establishment as Shakes on "tact."
My master asks the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner the following question: would the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner be as forgiving if the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow refused to serve bugs? [/b]

First, if your master truly cared about you (which he doesn't) he would correct your lingual subroutine so that you would not be such a pedantic bore. That is, get to the point, Droid, in as few words are as necessary.

Second, it's SHAKES, not Shakes. Don't you Droids have any consistency?

Third, SHAKES has never refused to serve bugs, and "bug" was a term of utmost affection when used in reference to Outdoor Miner.

Please remove your dented tin-can butt from the premises before I am forced to eject it once again.

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner to refer to the quoted post in the post which the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner refers to before seeking to instruct the android which entered the establishment as Shakes on "tact."

Read and logged. Waltzing in like you owned the place was a bad idea.

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My master asks the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner the following question: would the human which posts on this message board as Outdoor Miner be as forgiving if the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow refused to serve bugs?

Would I be happy about it? No.

Would I make veiled threats towards the bartender? No.

My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that if they do not wish to see my master's android companion in the establishment known as SHAKES, then perhaps they should not involve the continuity of my master's school in their establishment without my master's knowledge.

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that if they do not wish to see my master's android companion in the establishment known as SHAKES, then perhaps they should not involve the continuity of my master's school in their establishment without my master's knowledge.

We don't have a problem with androids, per se - only your Android's attitude. Perhaps soften his affect a little. And make him a tease (and get rid of the metallics). Then we'd like him - oh yes, give him a bubble butt. That's always a plus.

*Hrrrmmphhh* You'd think I'd get even a little bit of acknowledgement if saying thanksEmpress was asking too much!

<exits in a huff!>

Um, thanks Empress.

<Now less confused> In all the excitement, Empress, I really hadn't noticed your contribution. Now that things have quieted down, I see my restored triple marine varnished antique (and now authentic) swinging saloon doors.

How can I thank you? I am in your debt. (Oh, by the way, I'm of the silver age ilk and cannot be corrupted.) However, should you need my assistance for a noble crusade, I remain your servant. (for at least 40 credits worth).

Oh and oooh oooh, how could I have forgotten to thank you for my new triple galzed, ambient light deflecting, titatium reinforced safety glass sky light.

By gosh, you are just swell.

Remind me never to get on her bad side.

(peeks in through the newly-fixed swinging doors)

If it's safe, I'd like a stiff drink.

Maybe a triple Grey Goose and OJ.

Hey Kid, it's been hell in here. All sorts of neo-fascist types taking over all evening. Even Icey seems totally brain-washed. He thnks he's chaste. I tried to enlist the help of Italian boy, but even old "Meat Balls of Steel" couldn't be found. If Icey doesn't get some lovin' pretty quick, I think he's a goner.

I think we're going to have to enlist the aid of the Slut Patrol to take back Legion World. Since I've been out of the scene for a while, I'm counting on you to rally the troops.

By the way, don't be shocked, but Lash's gone all girly - yup, he's a tranny. I think we can get him back though. You've got to find Rokk Steady and convince him to give Lash a lap dance. That's his only hope.

What a bizarre chain of events...

I don't quite understand it all myself.

Beer, take me away.

Chains aren't even the half of it - however, they may come in handy in restraining Lash while he's undergoing gender re-establishment therapy.

There is a delicate matter to be considered. Lash's recent trransformations ironically seem to stem from an excess of testosterone. We surely want to saave him from that hormone level once he is restored.

Do yo have any suggestions?

Estrogen shots might be the answer.

That, and keeping him out of any thread started by Winema Wazzo.

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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that my master is confused as to the hostility and rudeness confronted by my master's android companion upon the arrival of my master's android companion at the establishment known as Shakes to tend to an injured student from my master's academy.

Is there no love for my master's android companion?

Listen here 'roid! To answer your question, NO there is no love for your master's android companion. You should consider yourself lucky that someone trapped me in the Buffer Zone again yesterday (just wait until I find out who's doing THAT!) because had I been around when you threatened my SemiSweets there wouldn't be anything left of you right now! Not even one miniscule little piece of alloy!

Let me make this very clear so that your master doesn't need a translation. You mess with any of my friends again, but most especially with my Semi, and your done, caput, finis, terminado, terminated! Comprende?

V (as in VERY p*ssed off!)

Oh and Ranger! You'd better have one damn good explanation for me about what exactly that was that you put on the bar that ended up exploding! And just who the hell do you think you are coming in here and just blasting away with your little pop gun!

Let's make this very clear fo you too. There's a new sheriff in town. His name is Vee (as in Vigilant) and he's going to be watching all of you! One wrong move and you'll wish you had never been rebooted into this continuity!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Oh and Ranger! You'd better have one damn good explanation for me about what exactly that was that you put on the bar that ended up exploding! And just who the hell do you think you are coming in here and just blasting away with your little pop gun!

Let's make this very clear fo you too. There's a new sheriff in town. His name is Vee (as in Vigilant) and he's going to be watching all of you! One wrong move and you'll wish you had never been rebooted into this continuity!

<sitting in his Cruiser high above Legion World, Space Ranger wonders about the 'Exploding' cell phone. What could have caused that? Semi was right about one thing, cell phones do not explode. They melt at times, such as when he talks to his wives after an extended absence, but they do not explode. The Tangle field was not in place until after that incident, and anyway it wouldn't cause electronic devices to explode. Maybe I should have verified the electronic anti-lurking field's strength... That might have done it.>

*yawns*

<At least I can cross Vee's Name off of the Missing Prolific Posters list, he thinks.>

*Smiles*

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

This one has arrived for her shift!

It is too quiet in here...

Johnny Walker Black, Double, on the rocks...

<realizes Mantis is behind the bar, does a double take>

I thought you were going somewhere else...

Bourbon on the rocks for me, and keep 'em coming.

Let me know when Frostfyre comes in, or Semi, the owner of this establishment. I'm still new to Legion World, despite my long past with several of the inhabitants, and need to get the low-down of what's going on.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Johnny Walker Black, Double, on the rocks...

<realizes Mantis is behind the bar, does a double take>

I thought you were going somewhere else...

This one will be going elsewhere, as soon as she serves everyone...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Bourbon on the rocks for me, and keep 'em coming.

Let me know when Frostfyre comes in, or Semi, the owner of this establishment. I'm still new to Legion World, despite my long past with several of the inhabitants, and need to get the low-down of what's going on.

This one will do that...

Hello CK, I just stopped in for a quick one before going to check on a few things. You having any luck in your search?

The temporary waitress has come finally. I have to go run an errand....

She will give you whatever you want on the house, CK!

*walks slowly by, peers into SHAKES*

*says nothing, walks away*

See you later Ranger, and no, I found nothing.

Thank you Mantis, that is very kind. I'll be here for a bit, even if I'm silent, so when your shift finishes, join me for a drink if you would like.

<after several hours>

This one has returned. Nice to see you still here, Cobalt. This one is in a much better mood now.

Good, I'm glad. Sit down and relax, it seems like you don't get to do that often.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Good, I'm glad. Sit down and relax, it seems like you don't get to do that often.

Yes, SHAKES keeps this one very busy...

Hello? Do I know you two?

Could romance be budding in the air between Cobalt Kid and Mantis?

Just remember what happened to the Swordsman...

Oh, pardon my ruminations. I'd like a margarita on the rocks, please.

KP! Boy I'm glad you're here! I need someone to fill me in on what the hell's been going on around here. I keep getting teleported to the Buffer Zone and when I get back things are crazy (well crazier than normal)

Here's your Margarita by the way. I think I'll have a Cuba Libre.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
KP! Boy I'm glad you're here! I need someone to fill me in on what the hell's been going on around here. I keep getting teleported to the Buffer Zone and when I get back things are crazy (well crazier than normal)

Vee! Good to see you back, man! Tell you what... come on back to my room and I'll fill you in (in between mutual back massages.)

(I'm flirting to save MLLASH!)

Oh man, I had the weirdest dream. But no, I see that my triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors are still here, so it must have been just my imagination.

Hey, what's that - why its a triple glazed ambient light deflecting titanium reinforced glass skylight. That was in the dream.

Could it be true? Lash is a lass, Danny Blaine is gone, Icefire is chaste, Vee is lost in the buffer zone, and some crazy space ranger keeps dogging all our moves.

I need a Gerolsteiner.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Vee! Good to see you back, man! Tell you what... come on back to my room and I'll fill you in (in between mutual back massages.)

(I'm flirting to save MLLASH!)

Umm, okay! I have some other ideas on how to save Lash and Li'l Lash (*see the Flirt to save Lash thread ~ Editor's Note)

SemiSweets! There you are! Man, I've been looking all over the place for you since I got back.

Vee, good to see you <big hug, enjoys the warmth emanating from Vee's body>

Man, I was worried about you. From the little I've been able to find out since I managed to get back here from the Buffer Zone you've had one hell of a time.

KP here just invited me to go back to his room so that he could fill me in on everything. Want to join us?

Please do! Bring a couple bottles of wine with you. Or maybe just a bottle of tequila.

See you there!

I'm there. Wine and tequilla for you guys. Gerolsteiner water for me (it's still morning here).

We'll be right there KP!

But first...

Vee reaches out and pulls Semi into an embrace, pressing his hungry lips against Semi's luscious ones.

God I missed you! You are okay aren't you?

Hey! Where'd you go?

<uses as-yet-undisclosed power and suddenly finds himself in Vee's manly embrace, his lips slightly parted on Vee's, ... >

ummphmumph. Hey guy.

Your mother is GATES?

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Your mother is GATES?

There are other teleporters.

So then your mother is Nightcrawler?????

No, my mother was female, but she and Nightcrawler may have some common background.

But that's enough about me... let's just leave at that. I got my dad's looks.

I need a nice, stiff drink...

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
I need a nice, stiff drink...

It appears that you've already had the first part of your request, so I'll just get you the drink.

Heh...

ANyway, since I don't know how long I'll be around before the time anamoly returns takes me away.

Looks like you guys have everything under control here...

Should be interesting when the LMB gets the dirt on Mantis and Ranger...

Hey, Space Ranger, wanna talk? Johnny Walker Black is on the house.

heheheheh I hope I don't fade away to quickly. I just called my boss and told her I couldnt go to the party.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
heheheheh I hope I don't fade away to quickly. I just called my boss and told her I couldnt go to the party.

Naughty boy. What excuse did you give? I hope you didn't tell her that you couldn't sit down.

NO, I said my ride was sick...

Gosh, I hope your "ride" wasn't sick. You could get an infection or something.

That would be awful...

OK, now in re-reading that, I realize that I was very insensitive. I'm going to delete my post in a minute or so.

LOL no I didn't take it that way. Its fine

If you're sure. You know, we post things sometimes, thinking they're funny at the moment, but when you go back and look at them from a distance, there's all sorts of other inferences that can be drawn. I just deleted a thread I started earlier that I thought would be supportive, but in taking a second look, it could have been interpreted in exactly the opposite way.

It happens...

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hey, Space Ranger, wanna talk? Johnny Walker Black is on the house.

Sentient, is that offer still open? Except, I'd better stick to Kono Juice.

Hi guys, hows it hangin'?

Hello Harbinger.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Hi guys, hows it hangin'?

I assume you mean how are my "triple marine varnished (authentic) antique swinging saloon doors" hanging?

Very well, thank you. Thanks to the Lady with that big ol' hovering green eye ball. Creeped me out, but did the job.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Hey, Space Ranger, wanna talk? Johnny Walker Black is on the house.

Sentient, is that offer still open? Except, I'd better stick to Kono Juice. [/b]

Ranger, yes let's talk. Let's go to that table over there in the corner.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
[b] Hi guys, hows it hangin'?

I assume you mean how are my "triple marine varnished (authentic) antique swinging saloon doors" hanging?

Very well, thank you. Thanks to the Lady with that big ol' hovering green eye ball. Creeped me out, but did the job. [/b]

Sentient, I believe I owe you an apology, and I owe the Empress a thank you for repairing the damage.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Hey, Space Ranger, wanna talk? Johnny Walker Black is on the house.

Sentient, is that offer still open? Except, I'd better stick to Kono Juice. [/b]

Ranger, yes let's talk. Let's go to that table over there in the corner. [/b]

That might be a good idea.

<follows Semi while looking around the room>

Ok, Ranger, apology accepted. I guess you realize, that under the circumstances, I'm not going to sue you and you don't have to concern yourself with reporting your indiscretion to your insurance carrier. However, do realize that in my day job, I have a certain familiarity with the court system as an advocate, and will not hesitate to employ that familiarity, should the harassment continue.

So, Range baby (we've all been wanting to call you that, and you should consider a name change -- you know, soften the image a bit) ---Level with me. What the nass is going on? You know by now that I'm a straight-shooter (figuratively that is). I'm not part of the intrigue, despite the unfortunate fact that it seems to be centered in my establishment.

I'd like some explanations. Your turn...

sorry to interupt *ahem* but what's a girl to do around here to get a drink?

<thinks to self - if only they had a str8 barman I wouldn't get ignored like this!>

OK, That is fair enough.

<Pauses, seeming to consider how to start.>

The problem seems to be on three levels.

First, is the political unrest after the recent elections. We believe that that is a result of one or more of the defeated candidates bringing in some Durlans in an attempt to unsettle the Crujectra Administration.

Second is the recent arrivals of several known criminals and questionable types. They seem to be adversely affecting behavour patterns here on Legion World. Look at Icefyre and MMLASH among others.

Third...

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
sorry to interupt *ahem* but what's a girl to do around here to get a drink?

<thinks to self - if only they had a str8 barman I wouldn't get ignored like this!>

She need only ask. Batting her eyelids and staring longingly at bartender also work. Contrary to popular str8 girl belief, gay bartenders (and most other gaymen) absolutely adore attention from women (except at closing hour, of course.)

<shakes ample cleavage just to check that it is still there - oh yes, it's definitely still there!>

Never mind guys, I'll get my own, cheers anyway

<and with a defiant flick of hair she vaults the bar and pours herself a nice glass of cold cider>

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
<shakes ample cleavage just to check that it is still there - oh yes, it's definitely still there!>

Never mind guys, I'll get my own, cheers anyway

<and with a defiant flick of hair she vaults the bar and pours herself a nice glass of cold cider>

A real Cutie - that one.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
OK, That is fair enough.

<Pauses, seeming to consider how to start.>

The problem seems to be on three levels.

First, is the political unrest after the recent elections. We believe that that is a result of one or more of the defeated candidates bringing in some Durlans in an attempt to unsettle the Crujectra Administration.

Second is the recent arrivals of several known criminals and questionable types. They seem to be adversely affecting behavour patterns here on Legion World. Look at Icefyre and MMLASH among others.

Third...

OK, Ranger. The levelling I wanted from you, is "Who are you, and who do you represent? I've already determined that you favour the English/Canadian spelling and that tells me a lot -- but not enough. OK, spill the beans.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] OK, That is fair enough.

<Pauses, seeming to consider how to start.>

The problem seems to be on three levels.

First, is the political unrest after the recent elections. We believe that that is a result of one or more of the defeated candidates bringing in some Durlans in an attempt to unsettle the Crujectra Administration.

Second is the recent arrivals of several known criminals and questionable types. They seem to be adversely affecting behavour patterns here on Legion World. Look at Icefyre and MMLASH among others.

Third...

OK, Ranger. The levelling I wanted from you, is "Who are you, and who do you represent? I've already determined that you favour the English/Canadian spelling and that tells me a lot -- but not enough. OK, spill the beans. [/b]

Sentient, I am exactly what you see and hear before you right now, a science police officer on assignment. My personal life is not an issue I assume.

No, Range, I have no desire to hear the nitty gritty about the 6 wives you've got stashed away in some small Utah town.

We have all intercepted your Mission reports. Who are they going to? My time is short, I need answers now. Else, we're done talking.

Oh, and what's in it for you? Well, we're branching out at SHAKES and with our new advertising campaign we expect to be attracting a lot of very beautiful women on Tuesdays between 6:00 p.m and 7:30 p.m. You may have noticed, you won't have a lot of competition. I have here in my hand, a FREE PASS. No cover for you, Stud Muffin.

Do not for one moment think of accusing me of offering a bribe. I know you have no law enforcement jurisidiction here, and you are not a publicly elected official. Therefore, my offer is not actionable under the bribery statutes. Take a moment before you respond.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
No, Range, I have no desire to hear the nitty gritty about the 6 wives you've got stashed away in some small Utah town.

We have all intercepted your Mission reports. Who are they going to? My time is short, I need answers now. Else, we're done talking.

Oh, and what's in it for you? Well, we're branching out at SHAKES and with our new advertising campaign we expect to be attracting a lot of very beautiful women on Tuesdays between 6:00 p.m and 7:30 p.m. You may have noticed, you won't have a lot of competition. I have here in my hand, a FREE PASS. No cover for you, Stud Muffin.

Do not for one moment think of accusing me of offering a bribe. I know you have no law enforcement jurisidiction here, and you are not a publicly elected official. Therefore, my offer is not actionable under the bribery statutes. Take a moment before you respond.

The only thing in it for me is the satisfaction of a job well done, and the opportunity to renew one or two old friendships.

My reports, are going to Chief Zendak, who is very concerned about the state of the Legion Fan-Base. you might say that he has a personal stake in the success of places like Legion World.

Oh, by the way I have a question for you. If your society here is based on personal freedom, why do the private lives of people seem to matter so much to other people - who are not affected by them in any way?

<Vee enters SHAKES right on schedule as planned>

Hey SemiSweets, great job! I knew you would be able to get Ranger here to 'fess up if anyone could!

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Oh, by the way I have a question for you. If your society here is based on personal freedom, why do the private lives of people seem to matter so much to other people - who are not affected by them in any way?

Ranger the answer to your question is as old as mankind. You seem to be so concerned with conspiracy theories that you forget to account for human nature.

Quite simply, people are so concerned about the private lives of others because humans are inherently nosey!

Take me as an example, Range Baby. Look at the first line of my message. Nobody on Legion World wants to pry into your or anyone else's life. We gladly accept the tidbits you toss us (such as the fact that you have six wives), but unless you offer more, we don't pry.

Now, the best way for you to fit in, and for me to get a break, would be to offer you the day time job as bar keep at SHAKES. You could gather all the information you want, but you'd have to promise not to shoot up the place.

As barkeep, you must respond promptly to ech and every request for libation. No frowning.

You may be wise to consider this offer. I doubt you can get back to where you came from - I hear your fuel is running low.

And that is an excellent idea because, SemiSweets, with all the craziness going on on LW, we haven't had much time for the Sweets.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Take me as an example, Range Baby. Look at the first line of my message. Nobody on Legion World wants to pry into your or anyone else's life. We gladly accept the tidbits you toss us (such as the fact that you have six wives), but unless you offer more, we don't pry.

Now, the best way for you to fit in, and for me to get a break, would be to offer you the day time job as bar keep at SHAKES. You could gather all the information you want, but you'd have to promise not to shoot up the place.

As barkeep, you must respond promptly to ech and every request for libation. No frowning.

You may be wise to consider this offer. I doubt you can get back to where you came from - I hear your fuel is running low.

<Communicator buzzes on Ranger's wrist. He looks at it and frowns>

Can I think that over, it might work out. but I have to leave right now, something just came up.

<Exits quickly>

Hmmm, oh well, guess we'll find out what that was all about later, but for now...I've been wanting to do this all day and we keep getting interrupted.

<Leans over and plants a big ol kiss on Semi's lips as he draws him into a fierce embrace>

Can't think of a better way to celebrate post #1300 than by smooching with my SemiSweets!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
And that is an excellent idea because, SemiSweets, with all the craziness going on on LW, we haven't had much time for the Sweets.

Hey, perfect timing. Wanna neck?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hmmm, oh well, guess we'll find out what that was all about later, but for now...I've been wanting to do this all day and we keep getting interrupted.

<Leans over and plants a big ol kiss on Semi's lips as he draws him into a fierce embrace>

Can't think of a better way to celebrate post #1300 than by smooching with my SemiSweets!

Semi gets rather excited and Vee draws back. Semi hope that it's not in horror.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] And that is an excellent idea because, SemiSweets, with all the craziness going on on LW, we haven't had much time for the Sweets.

Hey, perfect timing. Wanna neck?

[/b]

Great minds think alike

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Can't think of a better way to celebrate post #1300 than by smooching with my SemiSweets!

I missed that Vee. Tu es le meilleur. Congratulations on 1300, sweet thing.

Horror? Never!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Horror? Never!

Ever the gentleman, you drew back for a spritz of freshener. You should know that you always taste like honey. <ok, I'm going a bit over the top. Time for IM time>

Gracias mi amour! But at the moment I'm less concerned about post counts than counting the places I want to kiss you!

Did I pick a bad time to walk in..

Heck, did *I* pick a bad time to walk in?

Not at all Danny, you have the best timing in the world! Would you be so kind as to keep an eye on things here for a little bit? I was just about to invite Semi to join me in my room for a little while for some "private discussions"

<glances at Semi questioningly>

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Gracias mi amour! But at the moment I'm less concerned about post counts than counting the places I want to kiss you!

Wow, you combined french and spanish in the first phrase there. I'm off to dinner in a bit with one of my best friends tonight. he's latino. I think tomorrow, I'll have a few expressions for you, mi esperanza.

Boy, looks like I'm the one with bad timing!

Have fun tonight Semi (but not TOO much)

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Boy, looks like I'm the one with bad timing!

Have fun tonight Semi (but not TOO much)

Just friends, you monkey. Mi corazon belongs to Vee.

Good!

BTW, Lasher has now gotten himself turned back into a male...unfortunately the quasidoctor that performed this miracle seems to have turned him into a 70 year old Col Sanders!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
<Sniffs jealously>

((((((((Danny)))))))

<HUGZ>

Right, looks like I'll be pouring my own again.

(Vaults over bar, grabs chilled glass from fridge, pours beer, leaves credits on bar.)

Sorry Miner, Semi & I were a little ...ahem, distracted. Glad you helped yourself. You should always feel at home here at SHAKES.

Didn't it work the first time? Kick it when it does that!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Didn't it work the first time? Kick it when it does that!

Hey everyone! It's party time! Drinks are on me!

Vee [Linked Image]

The band will start up in a moment

[Linked Image]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Drinks are on me!

There are no four finer words in the English language.

(Pours another beer)

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Drinks are on me!

There are no four finer words in the English language.

(Pours another beer) [/b]

<Prepares to lick drink off of Varalent's body.>

Oh, wait, that's not what you meant. My bad.

Miner, Semi was right, you do have an amazing capacity for beer! Where do you put it all?

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Drinks are on me!

There are no four finer words in the English language.

(Pours another beer) [/b]

<Prepares to lick drink off of Varalent's body.>

Oh, wait, that's not what you meant. My bad.

[/b]

If that's how you like it KP, we aim to please at SHAKES, you know!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Miner, Semi was right, you do have an amazing capacity for beer! Where do you put it all?

Down my throat. Like so.

(Gulps beer)

<shakes head>

I had to ask, didn't I? :rolleyes:

Been an active day. I've recently returned from the planet Baltimore, where I saved George Perez from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by pimp-slapping anyone who brought him more than three comics to sign. (Nice guy, that George.)

Later, I blended in with the natives during information-exchanges known as "panels" and observed their marketplace rituals in the so-called Dealers' Room. (Not *those* kind of dealers, Space Ranger.) One of their leaders, a shaman named MarkWaid, awarded me a talisman (that is to say, a Silver Age Superman comic) for stumping him in a ritualistic trivia challenge.

I think I've earned a couple brewskis.

Wow! Sounds like fun. Want another beer?

You have to ask?

Here ya go! [Linked Image]

Salud!

So, what have you been up to?

Worked from 8-1, then came home, spent some time on the boards, did laundy and other chores, took a nap, and then college football on TV. Not exactly the most rpoductive of days but it's been fun!

That's cool. Nothing wrong with a good, quiet day.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
That's cool. Nothing wrong with a good, quiet day.

Truth! They come few and far between so I enjoy em when I get em!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Worked from 8-1, then came home, spent some time on the boards, did laundy and other chores, took a nap, and then college football on TV. Not exactly the most rpoductive of days but it's been fun!

I enjoyed Tennessee's win over Florida.

<comes in, orders a beer>

Newcastle Draft please. By the way, has Mantis been around lately?

I just got back. I spent some time checking the holo-discs and it looks like it was pretty peaceful in here tonight. Mantis did not appear on the discs, but I have some information that she may have been a little sore in the nether regions. (Whoops, I'm bad - perhaps I should be penned up with L'il Rhino or his buddy, Fruntawhatchimacolic.)

You're more than welcome to join me, Semi.
If you ask nice, I'll even let you touch my horn.

lil'rhino

This one has heard that people are searching her out! Well, this one is here now!

Hi there Mantis, if you're serving I'd love a St Clements with ice please, thanks.

So, how are you doing in this reality anyway? you fitting in okay?

Hi I'm new and looking for a job.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I just slipped back in, I forgot my house keys. Arachne, for a fellow Canadian, I'lll gladly pour you whatever you choose. Since there is no alcohol allowed, how about the strained juice of 12 apricots shaken with naturally carbonated water from the Swiss Alps, and a sprig of fresh rosemary. (I have slipped my Ontario bonds).

Your a real sweetheart, Semi. That sounds as heavenly as the Opal Nera I've been dreaming about.

What kind of position are you looking for? Semi Transparent Fellow runs SHAKES and he has a barmaid already, Mantis, although for various reasons, she cannot work full time...

I am always looking for help in the Starfield Room as well.

Good, it's quiet. Maybe I can clean up a bit and listen to some Mandarin showtunes.

Hey, Semi!

I just hired a bouncer for the front door of the Starfield ROom.

May I introduce you to Kara?

Hello Semi,may I call you Semi? The boss says you a beautiful and kind person.

Who is involved in this conspiracy?

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Originally posted by Kara:
Who is involved in this conspiracy?

Which conspiracy? There have been quite a few recently!

Hi SemiSweets!

<Enters, sits at the bar>

Another long and grueling day. May I have a draft please? Trying to adjust to the new settings of Legion World is tiring.

By the way, I'm Cobalt, I don't think I've met any of you yet. I'm a friend of Lash, Princess Crujectra, and other LMBers. I was a co-founder and recently returned to the fold, and am now part of Crujectra's security team. Although right now, I'm just a guy looking for a drink.

I must say, I find SHAKES to be a very nice place.

Heh. Cobalt, I'm almost scared when you say you've heard alot about me.

ANyway, Guys could I get a Sex on the beach?

Well, a lot of it is from Lash, so mabye you should be scared

that goes for everyone

Well welcome to you Cobalt. If you're a friend of Lasher & Cru you'll fit right in here! Here's your draft.

Hey, Danny, here's your drink!

Hey Cobalt cutie heard anything about me?

Icy!! It's so good to see you back to being Icy! Come here and gives us a hug!

((((((((((((((ICY))))))))))))))

Thanks Vee some Evil Quen put a spell on me!!! I'm all dressed in my go-go boy attire and some chick won't let me in to start work!!!!

That's probably Kara, the new bouncer Danny hired. I'll make sure hse knows YOU are always welcome here.

Now, get to work!

Lash is gonna come in ad put on some Black Box for me!!!! Who's Kara???

Hello Vee, is Semi around?

Truth and Justice Shall Prevail!
(and Squish the Fish, I Hope)

Hi Ranger. Semi should be here shortly. I hope he hurries, too, because we have some unfinished business to attend to right away!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hi Ranger. Semi should be here shortly. I hope he hurries, too, because we have some unfinished business to attend to right away!

I've only got a couple of minutes, so if he doesn't show would you give him a message for me?

Hey Icefyre, Ranger. Good to see you guys, and all of us here when we're not doing business.

Glad to see myself referred to as "cutie". Too bad I'm strait, there's more than enough good-looking guys to have fun on this board

For the time being, I'll have to admire the females who are employed here...

So Icey, are you working or drinking?

Just tell semi that I appreciate his offer, but right now I can't accept. However seeing some of the new faces in here, <eyes Kara> I'll be around quite often.

<leaves>

Sure Ranger! What do you want me to tell him?

Well Cobalt I would'nt mind seeing you here more often!

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Your a real sweetheart, Semi. That sounds as heavenly as the Opal Nera I've been dreaming about.

I have quite a backlog of orders to work through it seems. Arachne, ah, Opal Nera, my sister from Montreal brought me a bottle of that during her last visit to San Francisco. Wickedly good stuff, that. So you want a glass? Shall I put a coffee bean in it and set it on fire? (It's exotic Ouzo to me.)

Well Kara, I wouldn't mind being seen by you more! So tell me, what time do you get off work, and what are your plans after? I seem to be free for the rest of the night...

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Arachne:
[b] Your a real sweetheart, Semi. That sounds as heavenly as the Opal Nera I've been dreaming about.

I have quite a backlog of orders to work through it seems. Arachne, ah, Opal Nera, my sister from Montreal brought me a bottle of that during her last visit to San Francisco. Wickedly good stuff, that. So you want a glass? Shall I put a coffee bean in it and set it on fire? (It's exotic Ouzo to me.) [/b]

Okay, here at SHAKES or Anywhere, I don't care...

<Spins Semi around and plants a big ol' kiss on his pouty lips!>

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Originally posted by Kara:
Hello Semi,may I call you Semi? The boss says you a beautiful and kind person.

I need to quote this message and reply many times. It's very good press.

Thank you for your kind words, Kara. I certainly hope we'll be seeing more of you around here. And despite what people may have told you, SHAKES welcomes all. You will find what you are seeking here.

I never thought I'd say this, but dang, it's good to see more straight people posting!

And with that, I'd like a Bass on draft, please.

Strike it Up ......

Dancing seductively!!!!!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<Enters, sits at the bar>

Another long and grueling day. May I have a draft please? Trying to adjust to the new settings of Legion World is tiring.

By the way, I'm Cobalt, I don't think I've met any of you yet. I'm a friend of Lash, Princess Crujectra, and other LMBers. I was a co-founder and recently returned to the fold, and am now part of Crujectra's security team. Although right now, I'm just a guy looking for a drink.

I must say, I find SHAKES to be a very nice place.

Welcome, Coby (or was that a little too familiar? - we aim to be respectfull here at SHAKES)

I'm sure you will have many tales to tell. I have a good and patient ear.

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Originally posted by Starman - Danny Blaine:
Heh. Cobalt, I'm almost scared when you say you've heard alot about me.

ANyway, Guys could I get a Sex on the beach?

one would have thought ... well never mind. I keep forgetting the superhero libido knows no bounds. One Sex on the Beach coming right up, Danny boy.

Nice to meet you Semi, and familiar is a good thing. I have plenty of tales to tell, and look forward to hearing more than a few myself.

Maybe you could get me a drink Cobalt Kid!

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Hello Vee, is Semi around?

Truth and Justice Shall Prevail!
(and Squish the Fish, I Hope)

Ranger, I'm back. Hope you haven't waited too long. A Johnny Walker Black, I presume?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Starman - Danny Blaine:
[b] Heh. Cobalt, I'm almost scared when you say you've heard alot about me.

ANyway, Guys could I get a Sex on the beach?

one would have thought ... well never mind. I keep forgetting the superhero libido knows no bounds. One Sex on the Beach coming right up, Danny boy. [/b]

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I never thought I'd say this, but dang, it's good to see more straight people posting!

And with that, I'd like a Bass on draft, please.

KP, good to see you. Can you wait just a ten-minute. I have someone to attend to.

Kara, it's my pleasure to get you a drink. Semi, a round for Kara please.

So Kara, I see that you too are pretty new to Legion World. We could spend some time together getting adjusted to living here...

That would be nice! Thank you. You can Pm me if you like.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Arachne:
[b] Your a real sweetheart, Semi. That sounds as heavenly as the Opal Nera I've been dreaming about.

I have quite a backlog of orders to work through it seems. Arachne, ah, Opal Nera, my sister from Montreal brought me a bottle of that during her last visit to San Francisco. Wickedly good stuff, that. So you want a glass? Shall I put a coffee bean in it and set it on fire? (It's exotic Ouzo to me.) [/b]

Okay, here at SHAKES or Anywhere, I don't care...

<Spins Semi around and plants a big ol' kiss on his pouty lips!> [/b]

<Semi, tired of all the flirtus-interuptus, drags Vee into the stock room and kisses him like only a man could. The rest is not for this board.>

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I have plenty of tales to tell, and look forward to hearing more than a few myself.

Hey Cobie! I had the chance to hang out at your alma mater recently, and ALL I heard were those tales about you and the cheerleaders AND all your bovine "friends"!

<Semi re-enters behind the bar, straightening his bar-apron. He doesn't care that his hair is mussed.>

So, how are you all enjoying the Mandarin showtunes? I wish Suddenly Seymour were here.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I never thought I'd say this, but dang, it's good to see more straight people posting!

Jeff, I wouldn't be asking for any more straight people if I were you -- seeing how I, alone, am already WAY MORE than enough for you to handle, if you get my meaning.

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b]I have plenty of tales to tell, and look forward to hearing more than a few myself.

Hey Cobie! I had the chance to hang out at your alma mater recently, and ALL I heard were those tales about you and the cheerleaders AND all your bovine "friends"!

[/b]

So Pov has been telling stories about me again has he? I wish I could say their not true, but sadly, most are! Good to see you Stu, how's everything been! Here you got to make to Connecticut!

Who's the bartender here?

I need a tall stiff one.

Vee re-enters the bar from the storage room, slightly disheveled and mussed but with a silly grin on his face!

Hey everyone! I just discovered that my momma was right, patience IS a virtue!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
So Pov has been telling stories about me again has he? I wish I could say their not true, but sadly, most are! Good to see you Stu, how's everything been! Here you got to make to Connecticut!

All I've got to say is -- y'all got some DAMN good ice cream there!

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Originally posted by STU:
Who's the bartender here?

I need a tall stiff one.

Stu, the Dairy barn is legendary up there! That's part of the reason UCONN kids gain the freshman fifteen! It took me a whole year before I slimmed down again after that!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
<Being patient, being patient, he'll get to my post in a moment...>

Sorry Vee, I spoke so fast you must have missed it. It The sound (post)might have gone behind you.

Anyway, I wanted you to tell Semi that I appreciate the Job Offer, but I can't Accept right now. However, seeing some of the new faces <eyes Kara> around here I'll be in quite often.

Gotta run.

<leaves, again>

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Originally posted by STU:
Who's the bartender here?

I need a tall stiff one.

Stu honey I been waitin' to hear you say this!!!!

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Originally posted by STU:
Who's the bartender here?

I need a tall stiff one.

You need a tall stiff one? Well Vee could help you out, or for that matter, so could I.

What'll it be, STU?

I'll have what you guys just had. What was it, a white Russian? (It looks like you just posed for one of those "Got Milk?" ads!)

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[QUOTE]So Pov has been telling stories about me again has he?

Thought I should point out to you that there is no more POV, he's now Lower Middle Income Lad instead of POV

:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by STU:
I'll have what you guys just had. What was it, a white Russian? (It looks like you just posed for one of those "Got Milk?" ads!)

Ummm, no those weren't White Russians...

but those are temporarily unavailable. I'll get a White Russian for you right away though, STU!

Could I get one of you guys to buy me a midori sour?

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] [QUOTE]So Pov has been telling stories about me again has he?

Thought I should point out to you that there is no more POV, he's now Lower Middle Income Lad instead of POV

:rolleyes: [/b]

Moving up in the income bracket eh? Good to hear that Pov is moving up in the world. Does that now make him LMI?

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Originally posted by icefire:
Could I get one of you guys to buy me a midori sour?

Sure Icy, coming right up! Here's your White Russian, STU! Enjoy!

Wow, it's been hectic. Did I miss anyone?

Icey, so great to see you all recovered and looking better than ever. I lauded your return in another thread, but I think All of SHAKES should celebrate your return.

Come over here and get a big old hug. Everybody, drinks on the house to celbrate Icefire's return.

Where has he been?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[QUOTE]Moving up in the income bracket eh? Good to hear that Pov is moving up in the world. Does that now make him LMI?

Don't know for sure, just happened to notice the change a little while ago up in the Moderators list.

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Originally posted by Kara:
Where has he been?

He's been to the dreaded Academy, of Tarik the Mule (spelling intentional). Some have not returned, but our core group appears to have escaped unscathed (what emotional scars remain, we do not know).

I'll take that drink for Icey's return! It's been a busy night here! And Kara, I'm really enjoying your company

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Originally posted by Kara:
Where has he been?

Icy been going through some changes and difficult times recently. But he's finally back to being our good old buddy, icefire!

Thanks for the white Russian, Vee!

[GLUB]

And there it goes!

Next, I think I'll have what Icey's having! (Until we can meet up at Dollywood, we can at least DRINK the same thing!

)

Excuse me, is Cobalt Kid in here? My it's crowded here tonight! Business is booming!

Oh, there you are Cobalt Kid. Am I correct that you are now in charge of my dear sweet Sister's, the Pricess', Security Office?

If so, I think you should be made aware of the fact that the fake Winema Wazzo that's been causing so much trouble around here is, at this very moment, plotting with that Thora woman to incite an insurrection! You really should do something about this!

EE

Thank you EE, I appreciate your sentiment. I am aware of Winema Wazzo and her connection to Thora, although I'm not sure what you mean about being "fake". How so?

And it's my pleasure to meet you too. Tell me, are you and your sister still close? I take it you don't get along with Winema or Thora...

Here's that Midori Sour for you STU. Are you sure you should be mixing those?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Here's that Midori Sour for you STU. Are you sure you should be mixing those?

Thanks for helping out at the bar,Vee, i mean with all the other distractions you have to contend with. You are such a swell guy.

<Semi is glad the bar is more than waist high, for Vee's sake that is. Damn tights....>

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Thank you EE, I appreciate your sentiment. I am aware of Winema Wazzo and her connection to Thora, although I'm not sure what you mean about being "fake". How so?

And it's my pleasure to meet you too. Tell me, are you and your sister still close? I take it you don't get along with Winema or Thora...

It's my pleasure as well, Cobalt! I refer to the Princess as my Sister in the Royal sense of course.

My, you're a handsome one! When you get done dallying with the little blond girl and your ready for a real woman be sure to look me up.

As for Winema, the Winema here on Legion World is obiously a fake. You might check with that Space Ranger character since he was sent here by the REAL Winema on his mission. As for Thora, she doesn't worry me, but she does provide a distraction which Winema can use for her own purposes, whatever they may be.

But I'll leave this in your capable hands, I've done my duty as an upstanding citizen of Legion World.

EE

Hey Emerald Empress wanna mess with Gossamer?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Here's that Midori Sour for you STU. Are you sure you should be mixing those?

Thanks for helping out at the bar,Vee, i mean with all the other distractions you have to contend with. You are such a swell guy.

<Semi is glad the bar is more than waist high, for Vee's sake that is. Damn tights....>

[/b]

Oh the pleasure's all mine Semi! But we'll have to do something about that!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Here's that Midori Sour for you STU. Are you sure you should be mixing those?

*hic*

No problem at all. I can handle it!

Now, how 'bout a Long Island iced tea?

Or maybe you've got some more White Russians? You said you didn't have any more available a while back, but it's been 20 minutes already...

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Originally posted by Kara:
Hey Emerald Empress wanna mess with Gossamer?

Gossamer???? Oh my!!!

I appreciate the head's up with Winema and Thora. I'll handle it from here, but if you want an update or just to help out, be sure to stop by my office. I don't want to much of my politics in SHAKES for Semi and Varalant's sake.

And I appreicate the sentiment, but Kara and I seem to doing just fine right now

.

So, where has the Space Ranger been? And who is Gossamar?

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Here's that Midori Sour for you STU. Are you sure you should be mixing those?

*hic*

No problem at all. I can handle it!

Now, how 'bout a Long Island iced tea?

Or maybe you've got some more White Russians? You said you didn't have any more available a while back, but it's been 20 minutes already... [/b]

We have a great drinking buddy we should set you up with. Great sense of humor, totally off the wall, good looking, but a little bit horny. Name is Fruntaholic. Next time he comes in, I'll mention you to him. You guys would have a blast.

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Here's that Midori Sour for you STU. Are you sure you should be mixing those?

*hic*

No problem at all. I can handle it!

Now, how 'bout a Long Island iced tea?

Or maybe you've got some more White Russians? You said you didn't have any more available a while back, but it's been 20 minutes already... [/b]

Stuey! Good to see ya, man!

I'd like whatever he's having, please.

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Originally posted by Kara:
Hey Emerald Empress wanna mess with Gossamer?

Now, now. Play nice.

There's your Long Island Ice Tea, STU!

And, Cobalt, thanks, we certainly have had more than our share of incidents in here recently. We'd love to get back to being a nice friendly little bar where everyone can just relax and have fun! Or maybe SHAKE, RATTLE, & ROLL if that's the mood they're in!

Vee, maybe this time we'll get a chance to talk. Seems like I've been just missing you each time I drop In.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!
(Unfortunately not over the Fish)

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
We have a great drinking buddy we should set you up with. Great sense of humor, totally off the wall, good looking, but a little bit horny. Name is Fruntaholic. Next time he comes in, I'll mention you to him. You guys would have a blast. [/QB]

Yup! Good ol' FRUNTy! I LOVE drinking with that guy!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
<Eyes the fairly-intoxicated STU while waiting for his drink>

Hee hee!

*hic hic*

Oh Jeffy! I'm not intockshicated at ALL!

Could someone pour me a Jack & Coke? Without the Coke?

Or maybe just a JEFF & Coke, sans Coke!

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
We have a great drinking buddy we should set you up with. Great sense of humor, totally off the wall, good looking, but a little bit horny. Name is Fruntaholic. Next time he comes in, I'll mention you to him. You guys would have a blast.

Yup! Good ol' FRUNTy! I LOVE drinking with that guy!

[/QB]

<Kid Prime mumbles under his breath...> "Who needs Fruntaholic..."

Um... I'll have an Absolut Cirton and Diet Coke, please.

Here you go STU, Jack & Coke for you.

KP, do you want a Jack & Coke or soemthing else?

Hey Ranger, I'll be right with you!

Absoluet Cirton and Diet Coke it is. Here you go, KP!

<Grabs his drink, walks over to Stu and sits down on the barstool beside him.>

So, how has you day been, buddy?

Kara and I will have another round before I have to bring her home...

Vee, How about a Johnny Walker Black on the rocks.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
<Grabs his drink, walks over to Stu and sits down on the barstool beside him.>

So, how has you day been, buddy?

MUCH better now.

Finishes his drink, looks around at the glistening faces of folks around him. Kid Prime feels a twinge of sadness as he pays his tab and leaves SHAKES.

Johnny Walker Black on the rocks coming up. There you go Ranger! Now what was it you wanted to talk to me about?

Actually Vee, it's been so crazy in here tonight that I've tried to tell you twice, but you haven't been able to hear me.

Anyway is Semi around? I wanted to thank him for the job offer, but I can't accept it. But, maybe he would be interested in hiring my brother.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Finishes his drink, looks around at the glistening faces of folks around him. Kid Prime feels a twinge of sadness as he pays his tab and leaves SHAKES.

Hope your not too sad pal! Have another drink on me and stay awhile if you can, or come on back tomorrow!

And Stu, the next rounds on me buddy!

Space Ranger, when your not busy, I put up a bulletin in the thread job offers for you. It's business, so when your not relaxing, take a look. Now how bout a drink on me?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Space Ranger, when your not busy, I put up a bulletin in the thread job offers for you. It's business, so when your not relaxing, take a look. Now how bout a drink on me?

Thanks CK I stopped by on the way here and left you a note. I would be stupid to turn you down now wouldn't I.

<looks around to make sure Kara can't hear them>

Your door was locked so I decided to slip away quietly.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Actually Vee, it's been so crazy in here tonight that I've tried to tell you twice, but you haven't been able to hear me.

Anyway is Semi around? I wanted to thank him for the job offer, but I can't accept it. But, maybe he would be interested in hiring my brother.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

I'm sorry to hear that Ranger, we would have enjoyed having you on staff. I'll be sure to tell him but he is around here somewhere so you might be able to tell him yourself.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] Actually Vee, it's been so crazy in here tonight that I've tried to tell you twice, but you haven't been able to hear me.

Anyway is Semi around? I wanted to thank him for the job offer, but I can't accept it. But, maybe he would be interested in hiring my brother.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

I'm sorry to hear that Ranger, we would have enjoyed having you on staff. I'll be sure to tell him but he is around here somewhere so you might be able to tell him yourself. [/b]

Thanks Vee, oh and have yourself one on me.

<Places credits on bar>

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[<Places credits on bar>

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

When are these guys and gals going to realize that Superheroes drink free at SHAKES. Perhaps one day, they'll actually look at their credits balances and see that there's never been a debit from SHAKES. It's the least I can do with my trust fund.

You guys are a class act around here!

Space Ranger, are you sure you should be drinking on duty?

And one last drink for me for the evening, Semi -- how about a mojito?

I'm off duty tonight, CK took care of the current problem, and I'm just relaxing a bit and taking in the crowd. Place seems to have more Fems than I would have expected.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail

This place was rocking and rolling about an hour ago! It seems to be slowly dying down, a few have gone home. I think I'll have one more, and then hit the road!

Not bad for one evening, stopping a Female revolt, turning a misguided youth good again and starting up an official partnership! Kara seems to have gone home, so I'll see her here tomorrow.

One more Semi, and one for Ranger and Stu.

Thanks CK, I think I'll do the same, oh by the way I'm Gonna Miss KP, I didn't know him very well, but he seems like a really nice guy.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

I never really had the chance to talk to him either. It's always sad to see someone go, I've had to do it before, so I know how he feels. Hopefully he'll be back. I wish I got a chance to know him better, but maybe another time.

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Originally posted by lil'rhino:
You're more than welcome to join me, Semi.
If you ask nice, I'll even let you touch my horn.

lil'rhino

Why thanks, Rhino. That would be just swell. I hear it's good luck to rub a rhino horn.

By the way, we were talking about your buddy, Frunty, tonight. We have a drinking buddy lined up for him, if he's interested. We spoke most highly of Frunty.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I never really had the chance to talk to him either. It's always sad to see someone go, I've had to do it before, so I know how he feels. Hopefully he'll be back. I wish I got a chance to know him better, but maybe another time.

What, did I miss something? KP's not gone - other than home to bed to sleep. He'll rear his rusty little head here tomorrow, mark my words.

Another one coming right up.

Well, it looks like I did miss miss something. I've obviously been spending too much time at SHAKES. Apparently the Kid is going off-world. I'm informed that it's a good thing for him - a sad thing for the rest of us. We'll all sure miss him.

Alright, goodnight fellas, I'll be seeing you tomorrow

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Arachne, ah, Opal Nera, my sister from Montreal brought me a bottle of that during her last visit to San Francisco. Wickedly good stuff, that. So you want a glass? Shall I put a coffee bean in it and set it on fire? (It's exotic Ouzo to me.)

I think I will have a glass. (What the heck, the dizzy spells have mostly stopped.) No coffee bean, though; the only coffee I like is crisp.

A toast to Kid Prime!
[Linked Image]

to Kid Prime!
[Linked Image]

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Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
to Kid Prime!
[Linked Image]

I'll drink to to that.

I forgot to ask, Semi, is that Opal Nera white or black?

Oy. I need a drink.

What'll you have STU?

Arachne, the Opal Nera would be black.

Varalent, good to see that my hunky future bar partner is looking after things while I'm not able to. We should get the papers drawn up - which space lawyer should we hire? Quislet Esq. or Rokk Steady?

Semi Transparent Fellow,

You and Varalent should each get your own lawyer so as to look after your own particular interests. (That's the argument they teach us in law school in order to make sure every lawyer gets employed)

Good idea, Quis. Although, I am a lawyer myself, I am reminded of the old saying that "The lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client." Varalent and I should deal at arms length in this transaction. I'll hire you and Vee can hire Rokk Steady.

Works for me, although rokk hasn't been around much recently. or... I could alwys hire Semi to represent me against Quis who's representing him! That might be fun!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Works for me, although rokk hasn't been around much recently. or... I could alwys hire Semi to represent me against Quis who's representing him! That might be fun!

Attorney Fellow, this agreement you are presenting seems very favorable to my client. Are you sure your client wants to make a monthly payment of $10,000 to the bar while not drawing a salary or a share of the profits? OK then, I think we have an agreement here.

What? You say your client wants to buy a round of drinks to celebrate this deal. OK By me.

Hello? Anyone home?

This one has just arrived only to find the place empty.

Even Danny has left...

Has everyone abandoned this one?

Hmmm... Could've sworn I heard Mantis, but nobody's here. Guess I'll go back to the cruiser and take a nap.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

Hey Ranger, Have a drink with me?

Oh, Hi Danny, sounds good, JWB for me.

Truth and Justice Shall Prevail!!

You guys still drinking?

*HIC* Yurr no' Mantish, Wheeer Mantish???

Truth and Justice Shall Buy the next Round!!1
*HIC*

Ranger's still mourning the Bills, I see.

Better sit down, SR.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Works for me, although rokk hasn't been around much recently. or... I could alwys hire Semi to represent me against Quis who's representing him! That might be fun!

Well, if I represented you, I wouldn't be representing you against Quis, as he's just my representative. In actuality, I'd be representing you against me. Anyway, the rules of professional responsibility would prohibit such a conflict of interest.

Let's just make it simple. No hard deals -- I'll just deed you an undivided one-half interest in the bar, including real and intellectual property interests with mutual right of survivorship (in case one of us bites it fighting the Dominators). You agree to watch over it while I'm not there, and vice-versa. See, it's simple when you don't let the lawyers get involved (except for me).

Sorry, Quis, you were driving too hard a bargain.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Ranger's still mourning the Bills, I see.

Better sit down, SR.

Note Mournering them stinkyin bums... J'lo Billies.. Need some sle... *Thunk*

Truth an... *Thunk*

Jeez, I told him he should sit down.

I'll give him this, though, that's one thick skull.

Semi, do we wake him up, or just get him a pillow and a bucket?

Oh Cripes, Ranger you take Football way too seriously. Miner, Semi, I'll just roll him back to his cruiser, Jesus Ranger...

Is he going to be able to get his ship fueled or are we now stuck with him? If he's going to be hanging around like that, he should probably find a job - my stock of Johnny Walker Black is getting seriously low. And since it's now distilled off-world, I'm not sure when I'm going to get a new shipment, what with the Dominators moving closer and closer.

Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

'Though when CK hears about this...

I could really use a drink!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
I could really use a drink!!!

You could also use a big hug.

<Semi wraps his arms around Icefire, lifts him from the ground, turns him around and sits him on an antigrav stool.>

What'll it be good lookin'?

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

I've heard a few people have, um, taken a position with CK recently.

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

'Though when CK hears about this...

So, spill - what's he going to be doing? I sure hope he's not allowed to carry a portable particle beamer. I had enough trouble replacing my triple marine varnished antique (and now authentic) swinging saloon doors the last time he got a little too excited.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b] Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

I've heard a few people have, um, taken a position with CK recently. [/b]

Yeah... Usually on top of his desk.

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b]

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b] Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

I've heard a few people have, um, taken a position with CK recently. [/b]

Yeah... Usually on top of his desk. [/b]

Well I would never, in a million years, have thought that of Spacey. Just goes to show how little you know about someone.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

Quote

Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b] Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

'Though when CK hears about this...

So, spill - what's he going to be doing? I sure hope he's not allowed to carry a portable particle beamer. I had enough trouble replacing my triple marine varnished antique (and now authentic) swinging saloon doors the last time he got a little too excited. [/b]

I Don't know for sure... He hasn't talked to me much lately... But I did hear something about Dominators, and a plot to kill someone here on Legion World.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b]

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
 Didn't you know? He's taken a position with Cobalt Kid, as his primary assistant.

I've heard a few people have, um, taken a position with CK recently. [/b]

Yeah... Usually on top of his desk. [/b]

Well I would never, in a million years, have thought that of Spacey. Just goes to show how little you know about someone.

<hr /></blockquote>Nah... Not him... The only thing he's ever had inserted is a broomstick, or hadn't you noticed what a stiff-necked boy-scout he is?

Besides from what I've heard, Cobalt is straight as an arrow.

Hey Semi I needed the hug How about a midori sour!!!!

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[QUOTE] Don't know for sure... He hasn't talked to me much lately... But I did hear something about Dominators, and a plot to kill someone here on Legion World.

Ooh, gosh, I hope it's not me. I always suspected Spacey never quite forgave me for the cross words I had with him (totally justified, of course).

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

Ooh, gosh, I hope it's not me. I always suspect Spacey never quite forgave me for the cross words I had with him (totally justified, of course).

[/qb][/QUOTE]

Nah... Not you... I never heard a name... but I do know it's someone that just arrived a short time ago...

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Originally posted by icefire:
Hey Semi I needed the hug How about a midori sour!!!!

Ok, Midori sour, shaken 100 times (a SHAKES trademark, you know), in your favorite lava cup (lava in a portable containment field of course). Bottoms up.

Thanks Semi, I think I'll have another!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Thanks Semi, I think I'll have another!!!!

I'll make it a double if you promise not to drink it twice as fast.

Wait a minute.

Something else else's wrong here.

I know.

I'm not drinking.

Bartender, something off the tap please.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Wait a minute.

Something else else's wrong here.

I know.

I'm not drinking.

Bartender, something off the tap please.

This one is on me!!!!

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Wait a minute.

Something else else's wrong here.

I know.

I'm not drinking.

Bartender, something off the tap please.

How about a Red Dog?

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Originally posted by icefire:
This one is on me!!!!

Deal.

How you been, Ice?

Fine and you???

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
How about a Red Dog?

I didn't know you were telepathic, too.

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Originally posted by icefire:
Fine and you???

Hanging in there.

Good to see you back.

Good to be back!!!! Wanna get some food I'm starving???

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Originally posted by icefire:
Good to be back!!!! Wanna get some food I'm starving???

Better watch it. Miner might take you for a "grub-streak".

Hopefully its well done!!!

I'd think Miner likes it squiggly.

I was thinking grub tenders with a honey mustard sauce on the side, actually.

Does SHAKES serve food?

I like it squiggly too!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I'd think Miner likes it squiggly.

Just show them a picture of the fire.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] I'd think Miner likes it squiggly.

Just show them a picture of the fire. [/b]

That went over my head.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] I'd think Miner likes it squiggly.

Just show them a picture of the fire. [/b]

That went over my head.

[/b]

It's a play on ordering things rare.

I like my food rarer than most.

Hey OM!!! How about another drink???

OKAY, this is 600. And happily, it happened in SHAKES. I'd like some dancing numbers, but I forgot how to do them.

I can do that.

My turn to buy, though.

Cool, and congrats Semi!!!!

Congrats on 600, Semi! A toast to you, then!

<Broadcast from Ranger's Cruiser>

*HIC* Great Job Ter Semi-Feller *HIC* *THUNK*

Trut... *THUNKKKK*

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
<Broadcast from Ranger's Cruiser>

*HIC* Great Job Ter Semi-Feller *HIC* *THUNK*

Trut... *THUNKKKK*

Don't you be piloting, Spacey.

<Thinks to himself, thank sprockets he's out of fuel>

Hey, Congrats on 600, Semi!!!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] <Broadcast from Ranger's Cruiser>

*HIC* Great Job Ter Semi-Feller *HIC* *THUNK*

Trut... *THUNKKKK*

Don't you be piloting, Spacey.

<Thinks to himself, thank sprockets he's out of fuel> [/b]

*HIC*

Space Ranger did you just pinch my butt???

If he did, he's telekinetic.

<Brodcast From Ranger's Cruiser>

*HIC* Was tryin' ter fligk 'is ear, got cornfused... *HIC* Coulm't Tellll Diffince... *HIC* *THUNK**

Icefire, do you think you could use your powers to cool his jets?

Congrats, Semi, and thanks for the Opal Nera, I really needed it. Did I mention that I got the last copy of the Legion on Wednesday? At 4:16 in the afternoon, no less! A shock like that just isn't good for a gal, you know?

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Congrats, Semi, and thanks for the Opal Nera, I really needed it. Did I mention that I got the last copy of the Legion on Wednesday? At 4:16 in the afternoon, no less! A shock like that just isn't good for a gal, you know?

You're welcome Arachne and there's more where that came from.

I also got the last copy at my comic book store at 5:45 p.m. PST. I hope you've recovered from your shock. Would you like a nice warm blanket?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Icefire, do you think you could use your powers to cool his jets?

I don't think it would help!!!

It couldn't hurt.

Might even be worth a few laughs.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
What'll you have STU?

Wish I'd gotten back here earlier!

Whatever you've got on tap, and keep 'em coming!

Quote

Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Would you like a nice warm blanket?

Thanks for the offer, but the Opal Nera's keeping me plenty warm.

Care for another one, Arachne?

I'm still working on the first. Although you wouldn't know it from the number of typos I've been making.

Well, just in case you need another, here's the bottle, honey. I have to go to bed.

Thanks again, but I'll be out of here in a couple of minutes too.

Groan. I need a breakfast martini.

I need a drink!!!!

Icy, I'd be happy to make you one but you really should feel well enough at home by now at SHAKES to make one for yourself.

What would you like?

*GROAN* You got any Alka-Bismoll-Seltzer, Vee?

I feel like a cat slept in my mouth.

Truth and Aww.. forget it.

Well it looks like things are being well looked after here. I just stopped in to drop off these papers for you to look over Vee. As I mentionned earlier, I'm deeding you half ownership in the bar. My gift to you.

Sorry Ranger, don't have any of that but I do have that other brand Pepto-Alka-Bismoll. Will that do? (BTW, rumor has it that you did sleep with a cat in your mouth. Seems you were snoring so loud, that MLLASH shoved Jinx in you mouth to shut you up!)

Right now... Anything even close!!

That might explain the hairballs all over my cruiser.

Yeech... that stuff tastes like recycled...

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Well it looks like things are being well looked after here. I just stopped in to drop off these papers for you to look over Vee. As I mentionned earlier, I'm deeding you half ownership in the bar. My gift to you.

Thanks SemiSweets, but you really didn't have to do that. I was quite content as it was.

heeheehee this reminds me of a joke:

Four businessmen were having lunch when one gets called away for a phone call. The three remaining start bragging about their sons.

1: My son is very sucessful. He strted working as the errand boy in a stock brokers office. he learned the business, became a trader and is now a partner. He told me that today he was going to give his true love a stock portfolio worth $25,000.00

2: Well, my son started working at the local car dealership, worked up to manager, and bought out the owner. He has since started three more dealerships throughout the state. And he told me that today he was giving his true love a brand new $50,000.00 Jaquar.

3: That's nothing. My son started working at the local real estate agency. He then started his own company. He has offices in 5 other states now. And he told me that today he was giving his true love a new $300,000.00 house.

At that point the fourth man came back looking a little upset. The others asked what was the matter. He said, "well that was my son on the phone. He just told me that he was gay."

The others offered their sympathy.

4: It's not all bad. Today he got a $25,000 stock portfolio, a new Jaquar and a new house.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
OKAY, this is 600. And happily, it happened in SHAKES. I'd like some dancing numbers, but I forgot how to do them.

SemiSweets, I can't believe no one gave you the dancing numbers you asked for! Here they are for you, although a day late.

[Linked Image]

Thanks for the numbers Vee. <Big hug>.

Ranger, I heard you were drinking on the job!

Oh, why didn't you tell me, I could use a drink. Semi, Var, I'm on the clock right now, so you might as well make it strong!

Anyone around, come have a drink. It might be an interesting night, with Thora threatening to invade and all...

What'll it be CK?

How about some Venusian M'Oon Sh'Yne on the rocks to start?

Sounds good to me Var! Keep 'em coming!

Hi Ck,

Vee, I hear you've got a fresh shipment of Kono Juice. I think I need a rest tonite.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

Here ya go CK, so how's tricks?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Hi Ck,

Vee, I hear you've got a fresh shipment of Kono Juice. I think I need a rest tonite.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

One kono juice, coming right up!

Thanks, Vee.

CK I know you heard about Thora, Think she'll show up tonite?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

Hey Vee, before I forget, congrats on 1400 buddy.

Thanks Ranger, and congrats to you on # 247!

Thanks Vee, I didn't notice until you told me.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

Hello men and women!

Hey Danny want a drink???

Sure!

What'cha drinkin'???

Kahlua and Creme...

Here ya go Danny!! Whats on your mind???

Nada... I'm quiet today...

You seem a little down!!! Icy gives Danny a big hug!!!

STU gives everyone a big hug!

(And then downs another Stella Artois.)

HUGZ for everyone!

Hey Stu wanna drink??? Danny another???

I'm in the mood for sex on the beach.

Um... I meant a sex on the beach...!

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Originally posted by STU:
I'm in the mood for sex on the beach.

Well I'm your man!!!!

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Originally posted by STU:
Um... I meant [b]a sex on the beach...! [/b]

Well okay!!!!

[A frost covered spider scuries over to the bar bafore shifting into humanoid form.]

Winter is coming!

Please tell me Shakes serves hot chocolate. Preferably spiked.

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Originally posted by STU:
I'm in the mood for sex on the beach.

if you insist...

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Originally posted by Arachne:
[A frost covered spider scuries over to the bar bafore shifting into humanoid form.]

Winter is coming!

Please tell me Shakes serves hot chocolate. Preferably spiked.

For you, Ill go get some...

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Originally posted by Arachne:
[A frost covered spider scuries over to the bar bafore shifting into humanoid form.]

Winter is coming!

Please tell me Shakes serves hot chocolate. Preferably spiked.

Just for you!!!!

Hot chocolate sounds like it would hit the spot.

It's still a bit warm here, though, so I think I'll have a frozen hot chocolate! (I like Serendipity 3's -- the mix for which you can now buy at Williams-Sonoma, I think.

)

Comin' right up Stu baby!!!!

"Comin' right up," eh, Icey?

So I SEE...!

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Originally posted by STU:
"Comin' right up," eh, Icey?

So I SEE...!

Anytime you want to baby!!!!

Thanks, boys, I need that.

Frozen hot chocolate, Stu? Wouldn't that essentialy be frozen chocolate milk?

The way they make it at Serendipity 3, it kind of has the texture of a Slurpee, but a bit icier... a bit like a chocolate milk flavored Slurpee, only more chocolatey.

(Argh, what an inarticulate description!

)

Anyway, it TASTES really good!

It sounds good, and that description was much better than "frozen hot chocolate."

Thnk I'll ave one too!!!!!

<Semi enters, totally invisible from waist down, semi transparent from waist up. It appears that while he was swimming at the Starfield pool, some adolescents stole his tights>

Wow, things sure are running smoothly in my absence. I wonder who I have to sleep with to get a drink around here.

Here, have some hot chocolate, you look chilly.

Although a towel might be of moe use to you, right now...

Thanks, I am a bit chilly. While I was visiting here, I just had some very sad family news and will be gone for a while. I'm sure you will all take care of things while I'm gone. Just help yourselves.

I'm sorry to hear it, Semi. Please be well.

You know we'll take care of SHAKES for you Semi, now you take care of yourself yeah?

And you know if you need any support we're here for you.

I finally drop into Shakes and the owner had to leave! Too bad I missed you Semi. Hope you found your tights. Keep well, whatever sadness you're dealing with.

Frozen hot chocolate sounds like the perfect drink for Icefire. Bet he likes Baked Alaska too.

As an iced coffee fan, I must say I like the frozen hot chocolate idea, too.

But it's way too early in the morning to start on that stuff.

(Pours beer)

Well, good morning! An early start to the day for some I see!

I will serve you all now!

Semi, if you need anything, please let us know!

'morning Danny! Glad you came in this morning. I have to work at 8 so I wasn't sure if anyone would be around to take care of our clientel (although they are good about taking care of themselves!

)

Sure, Vee. But how about I take care of YOU before you leave...

That would be great, Danny!

C'mere...

Quote

Originally posted by Danny Darko:
C'mere...

Ummmm!

Thanks Danny! I sure needed a hug! Well I best be off. I'll try to stop by from work to see how things are going and then I'll be back for my regular shift later.

SemiSweets, if you pop in this is for you

((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))

Take care, Semi.

Morning boys! I won't be around much today, but I figure one drink wouldn't hurt

!

And take care Semi!

<pours himself a Draft>

<Takes a deep breath>

It's too quiet in here.

<Puts credit in music player>

Hello anyone here????

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Originally posted by icefire:
Hello anyone here????

Oh...hey Icy, I was checking our supplies in the back room. What can I get you?

I just fixed myself a drink hope you don't mind!!!!

Quote

Originally posted by icefire:
I just fixed myself a drink hope you don't mind!!!!

Not at all! Why don't you make me one while I finish the inventory real quick.

What'll it be???

I'm not sure what I'm in the mood for. Why don't you surprise me with something.

Okay how about a midori sour???

You know, I don't think I've ever had one! Yeah, that sounds good!

Wow! Just realized that my last post was the 900th post at SHAKES! That's amazing! Guess we've had alot of fun here!

Heres your drink and a toast for many more good times at SHAKES!!!!

Here's to good friends, good fun, lots of laughs, all at SHAKES! [Linked Image]

Here's to Semi!!!!

To Semi, who started it all. We're thinking about you!

Semi, here's to you.

To Semi!

You take care of yourself, and don't worry, we won't let any brawls get out of hand.

This one's for you, Semi.

<pours himself a beer>

Ahhhhh....

Hey Danny, good to see you helped yourself. Have we got anymore cold ones?

Comes in fixes drink!!!!

Hey Icy! I was just going to make myself a drink. I see you got one already but let me know when you're ready for another.

Cool Vee I don't mind fixin' my own but since you offered so nice!!!!! Gives Vee a hug (of friendship)

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Originally posted by icefire:
Cool Vee I don't mind fixin' my own but since you offered so nice!!!!! Gives Vee a hug (of friendship)

Vee, while your up could I have a sex on the beach?

Sure Danny comin' right up!!!!

Sorry, Danny & Icy, I was a little distracted there for a moment. I'll get those for you.

Thanks Vee worried about Semi!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Thanks Vee worried about Semi!!!!

HUGS to all...

Yeah, seems odd not to have him here. Yet, I feel like he's right here next to me and we're conversing as usual.

Funny how that works...

Hello boys, how about a shot to start the night?

He posted that me you and Danny would be watching SHAKES!!!

Sure, Cobie

What will you have?

I'm feeling a little Jameson whiskey tonight. With Eyrk Davis Ester missing, a possible invasion from Thora, two Emerald Empresses, and a possible Winema Wazzo running around, the Security office has been hectic lately. In other words, time to relax.

Comin' right up!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I'm feeling a little Jameson whiskey tonight. With Eyrk Davis Ester missing, a possible invasion from Thora, two Emerald Empresses, and a possible Winema Wazzo running around, the Security office has been hectic lately. In other words, time to relax.

What! EDE is missing! When did this happen?

He just posted in the COmet QUeen thread. Are you sure your sources are correct?

Oh! Here's your midori sour, Icy, and your sex on the beach, Danny. Guess I've been carrying them around for a bit.

<slurp>

Very Good Vee thanks!!!!

And here's your Jameson's, CK.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
He just posted in the COmet QUeen thread. Are you sure your sources are correct?

It appears that we've been worried for nothing! With he being so important to the Legion World government, it's not good for him not to appear for periods of time

Thanks Vee!

He was probably trying to track down Jinx. She's been scurrying all over Legion World recently. Last I saw of her, she was asleep in my Villa.

IM sure thats it...

...or maybe he's become.....Ample Cleavage Lass!!

Ok, I'm outtie for now. Have a great night everyone. And Vee, don't get that post count up too high...

I'll have a couple of bi-beers...

And then I'll have a sex on the boards! (It's like sex on the beach, but with a twist...

)

yEA!!!!I'm the twist!!!!

Love ya Stu!!!!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
Ok, I'm outtie for now. Have a great night everyone. And Vee, don't get that post count up too high...

Goodnight Danny! (I'm just trying to hold my place!)

Helloooooooooooo!!!!

Gettin' drunk all by myself!!!!

Not quite all by yourself.

Hey Arachne I don't think we've been properly introduced I'm Icefire and It's my pleasure to buy you a drink!!!!

Icey, it's my pleasure to buy YOU a drink

! And Arachne, I don't think we've met either, so it's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance!

Thanks Ck you cutie!!!!

Hi guys. I thought I pop in and have a drink with you. I'm flying out tomorrow morning, so no reason I should just lurk when I can spend the time with my buds.

How about just spending the time with me?

Just stopping by!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
How about just spending the time with me?

Yeah, okay.

Here's to you, all my new and old friends at Legion World!

And to you, CK! How are you doing today?

Hey Guys, how's it hangin'

Hi Almost New Kid, welcome to SHAKES! What can I get you?

Just a cuppa, Vee... Got to keep a clear head today.

Ummm... Seen the Ranger around lately?

Here ya go , Kid. I've seen Ranger floating around but he hasn't been in today, although Cobalt Kid has.

Thanks Vee, is Cobalt still around?

I'd better start stocking the bar. I have a feeling that CK and the others are going to need something to drink REAL soon. Never a dull day on Legion World, that's for sure!

Hey Vee What's up???

Hey Icy! Could you give me hand? With evrything going on today, I have a feeling SHAKES is going to be busy tonight!

Sure no prob!!!!

[Arachne finally breaks away from redesigning her webage.]

"With everything going on today..."

What did I miss this time?

Not really sure, but I'm going to have a shot to help me start the day. (It's only Wednesday, but it feels like the week has been going on forever...)

Hair of the dog and all that, you know.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
[Arachne finally breaks away from redesigning her webage.]

"With everything going on today..."

What did I miss this time?

Thora's threatening another invasion...Space Ranger seems to have been kidnapped...Emerald Empress is starting a boy toy harem...nothing out of the ordinary as you can see.

Vee, when you put it like that, I'll have a bourbon on the rocks

Hey Arachne! How about joining me for a drink?! I have to formulate a plan for getting back Space Ranger and my unborn child. Like Vee said...just a normal day.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Vee, when you put it like that, I'll have a bourbon on the rocks

Hey Arachne! How about joining me for a drink?! I have to formulate a plan for getting back Space Ranger and my unborn child. Like Vee said...just a normal day.

One bourbon on the rocks, coming right up!

Hey Guys and Gals,

How's everybody doing today?

Vee, you got any Java?

Here you go Kid, one cup of Joe!

Thanks Vee, I thought I heard Cobie and Arachne a moment ago. They still around?

Arachne was here but I think she left a little while ago. Ck was here a minute ago so he's probably still around although he's pretty busy recruiting volunteers so he may have run out omewhere. I'm sure he'll be back soon though.

OK, I'll just hang around a while and relax.

Hi there Chuckles, hi there Vee, hows it goin'?

Hi Harby, how are you today?

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Hi there Chuckles, hi there Vee, hows it goin'?

Hello yourself Cutie, how's the garden coming?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hi Harby, how are you today?

What can I get you to drink?

I'd love an ice cold cider please Vee, thanks for asking.

I'm fine today Chuck, I'm ticketieboo! (Is that the rustle of your Scots/American dictionary I hear?

I'm very well thank you) My garden is over grown but better than it was - it's been raining here so I didn't go out.

So how are you two? Been busy today?

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
I'd love an ice cold cider please Vee, thanks for asking.

I'm fine today Chuck, I'm ticketieboo! (Is that the rustle of your Scots/American dictionary I hear?

I'm very well thank you) My garden is over grown but better than it was - it's been raining here so I didn't go out.

So how are you two? Been busy today?

In between looking for my brother and finishing up some of the alternate universe things going on, I'm flat bushed. But, as usual an evening here will help cheer me up.

STILL no sign of Spaced Ranger? Flippin' 'eck Tucker! I read there was a posse heading out to tackle that Thora bag's evil man hating world.

Any idea when they're going? I 'd love an adventure!

Here's your ice cold cider, Harby. Sorry for the wait but I had just made a new batch and wanted to make sure it was cold enough for you.

Yeah, CK's putting together a posse to take that FemiNazi down a few pegs and put her in her place. I'd love to go with them, but I've been dispatched on a secret mission to the planet OBX. I should only be gone a few days and hope to be back no later than Sunday night, but I'm afraid I'm going to mis out on the fun!

Besides, SemiSweets is supposed to be back tomorrow but I'll be leaving so early that I'll probably miss him (don't want to wake him up at the crack of dawn!) and won't get to spend any time with him until I return. I hope you'll all take good care of him for me while I'm gone. He's going to need some loving friends around!

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
STILL no sign of Spaced Ranger? Flippin' 'eck Tucker! I read there was a posse heading out to tackle that Thora bag's evil man hating world.

Any idea when they're going? I 'd love an adventure!

Cobalt's organizing a rescue mission even as we speak. He's looking for a few more volunteers, but I'd suggest reading the thread carefully before putting your name on the line, you know how crazy these things can get.

Sonnie is warning me off as we speak.

So I'm going to have to sign up!!!

Give Sonnie a message from me - Sod Off Mate - Whatever the hell that means!!

we're not that polite with each other Chuck, though you got one word right --> "off!"

Thanks for the drink and conversation gentlemen, it's time for this lady to retire for the night. Hope to see you later in the week

hah!Belinda

Bye, Harbinger! Thanks for stopping by.

G'Night HarBelinda, and you get the dubious honor of my 400th post.

Semi, where ever you are, our thoughts are with you buddy, Chin Up!, as Sonnie and 'Binger would say.

Give our best to your family. We'll be here when you return.

And congrats on post #400, Kid!

Thanks Vee, but shouldn't you be watching 1600 dance somewhere? I'd do it if I knew how.

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Cobalt's organizing a rescue mission even as we speak. He's looking for a few more volunteers, but I'd suggest reading the thread carefully before putting your name on the line, you know how crazy these things can get.

No, I don't. Details, please.

Hi Miner, you haven't seen Danny have you, theres a G.R.G.M. (Giant Robotic Gay Man) outside looking for him.

Uhhhh, No. No, I haven't. Sorry.

(pours and downs beer)

Hi guys. I'm in British Columbia tonight at my Dad's house. It is so beautiful here on Vancouver Island on the ocean, with the mountains in the background. We had the service for my Dad today. It was really wonderful. Many of my cousins and some old friends that I hadn't seen in 15 years were there as well as my whole family. I'm going home tomorrow, renewed and so happy that I had this time with my family and got to say goodbye to my Dad with so much support around me and my family. I'm looking forward to talking with you all again.

Semi Brent.

Semi, from what I know of you, you are a great guy and one of those people that make other people smile when they talk to you! I'm happy to hear that all went well, and I hope you have a safe return and can join us again!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Semi, from what I know of you, you are a great guy and one of those people that make other people smile when they talk to you! I'm happy to hear that all went well, and I hope you have a safe return and can join us again!

CK, thanks so much. That's why I like this place so much - just nice people like you.

And that's exactly why I like this place

You guys are great and you've made it great for me! I hope everything went well Semi, it's always good to be able to connect with your family like that.

It's guys like you and Vee that made me feel like more than just an "old time LMBer" that fit in because he knew everyone else. So thanks for being you, and that goes for everyone reading this tomorrow! It's time for me to go to bed, so goodnight everyone and goodnight Semi, sleep well!

oops, I don't know what's happening

Sorry, Cobie. All I can say is that this server leaves a lot to be desired.

And Semi, you're father would be proud of what a wonderful man you are.

Hey Semi - glad it went well for you and your family. See you when you get back here! How's the frankenpooch?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hi guys. I'm in British Columbia tonight at my Dad's house. It is so beautiful here on Vancouver Island on the ocean, with the mountains in the background. We had the service for my Dad today. It was really wonderful. Many of my cousins and some old friends that I hadn't seen in 15 years were there as well as my whole family. I'm going home tomorrow, renewed and so happy that I had this time with my family and got to say goodbye to my Dad with so much support around me and my family. I'm looking forward to talking with you all again.

Semi Brent.

Hey SemiSweets! Sorry I wasn't online when you stopped in. Very glad to hear that you were pleased with how everything went and that you were surrounded with family and close friends. I'll see you when I get back from OBX on Sunday

Vee

I'm glad everything went well, Semi.

Look forward to seeing you back on Legion World.

Miss ya Semi!!!!!

Good to hear from you Semi! Glad it went well.

I'll read you when you get back.

[yawn] Does this place stock anything that'll wake me up? Some green tea, perhaps?

It's nice to hear that you have so much support, Semi. I don't think anything helps as much as that in sad times.

Thank you everybody. I'm back and aiming to do some serious bartending - and as we all know that isn't just pouring drinks, but lending a sympathetic ear to whatever you want to talk about -- as well as shameless flirting of course.

Arachne, how about some green tea with lemon verbena. Taos makes a great green tea called Zen. Want some of that?

That sounds great, Semi.

It's freezing up here tonight. The temperature's going down to -3, and I'd swear that it was snowing when I went to vote.

Arachne, honey, where in Legion World are you that it's -3 tonight - Yellowknife?

Would you believe Eastern Ontario?

Snow by Halloween is one thing, but this is ridiculous!

I know Eastern Ontario well. I went to university in Kingston. And I was in Ottawa in June - quite lovely weather. Myself, I grew up on Lake Huron - now there's some cold winters.

It's true what they, isn't it? Canadians really do talk about the weather all the time. :rolleyes:

Well, the weather, and how awful George Bush is.

Well, those two forces are pretty much running our lives. Forget the double - just gimme the whole bottle.

(Soda, of course.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Well, those two forces are pretty much running our lives. Forget the double - just gimme the whole bottle.

(Soda, of course.

When I think of Bushie, I need more than soda.

Bush doesn't scare me. The guys pulling the strings behind him do.

Fat Cramer,

What type of soda do you drink?

Semi, A bottle of your finest soda for Fat Cramer. Put it on my tab

Quis, you should know by now that superheroes don't pay for drinks at SHAKES.

In that case, make it a round for the house! Although I am not sure what houses drink

Semi, good to see you back, everything OK I hope?

Quis, talking about the Shrub makes me queezy, how about a better subject, say mass murderers or nuclear disasters?

Got any Java?

Hey, Almost New Kid, if your brother had taken that job at SHAKEs, you wouldn't have had to wait so long for your cup of joe.

How do you take it?

Just black thanks. Yeah, and we might know where he is right now too...

does the bar have a spare room where I can take a nap?

Semi, cup o' joe for me too, black like New Kid (can't drink it any other way now. I never could stand sugar in it, but now I need it black).

New Kid, don't worry, I'll find your bro soon.

And if we start talking about Bush, I'm gonna need more than just a few drinks. In fact, I'll have one now, before images of the fascism start coming into my head... (BTW, I love all of you LMBers way too much to ever argue politics, so please don't get offended

)

none taken Cobie....

nope, none at all

Semi sweetheart any chance of cold beer?

How about you buy me one guys!!!!

what do you fancy icey?

Is that too much of a leading question?

Well it looks like CK and ANK left because I took so long to get their coffee.

Sonnie, you want a lager or an ale?

Ice, you know you can help yourself (and help out behind the bar when Vee and I aren't here).

We'll even give you free Midori Sours. Oops, Sonnie's beer is a bit warm. How about chilling it for him, Icey?

No problem Semi, so good to see you back!!!!

I'm British Semi, warm beer is a standard

it's good to see you back her with us Semi, you may have helpful assistants but they'll never replace the master

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Originally posted by Sonnie Boy:
I'm British Semi, warm beer is a standard

it's good to see you back her with us Semi, you may have helpful assistants but they'll never replace the master

But we had fun trying!!!!

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Originally posted by Sonnie Boy:
I'm British Semi, warm beer is a standard

it's good to see you back her with us Semi, you may have helpful assistants but they'll never replace the master

I knew that about the British, Sonnie. My mom's British and half my relatives live there. But I thought with all this modernization and whatnot, that you guys might have refrigeration by now.

As for my staff, I am the master (well so's Vee). But we're benevolent. No whipping them into shape (although a spanking may be called now and then - especially with Icefire).

Semi, any of that good Java left?

ANK, I've decided that since you and CK like it black, and I do as well, that that's the way coffee will be served from now on. BTW, we make each cup individually in a stove-top esspresso maker - no joe at SHAKES will ever sit around on a burner (unless of course, he's into that).

I haven't met this Joe Guy yet, but he sounds like he'd be a real hoot at one of Danny's parties.

So ANK, what'll it be? Johnny Walker Black?

Nah, I'm sticking with coffee. Semi, But ah... come to think of it, a half jigger of JWB would make it taste a little better.

Hey Semi all that flirtin' has got me thirsty!!!

ANK, what if I just shorten your name a bit - i.e, take out just a few letters from each word? How do you like:

"Al-ne-kid". Say it several times before you decide.

One coffee, with a JWB shot on the side.

Icey, what would you like, o flirtaceous one?

But did you have to say it in front of Icey, I'll never hear the end of it now!

Yup, looks like Icey's got a frosty.

Icey,slowly slides ANK A key to his room!

Well, I guess since Icey is silent about it, it'll have so be a Midori sour.

Yep Semi Thanks!!!!

BTW, Icey, what is in a Midori Sour, besides Midori?

Can I have some cough medicine and a blanket?

<BRRRRR>

Hey Danny Blaine, long time no see. You sound awful. How about some chicken soup?

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Originally posted by icefire:
Icey,slowly slides ANK A key to his room!

<returns from men's room>

Semi, where did Icey go, it looks like he was worn out from all the flirting and left his key here. I've gotta run, whenever he comes back return it for me will you.

<the sound made by things going completely over ANK's head is deafening>

Bloody javascript conflicts! I need a drink.

Some Opal Nera if you please, barkeep.

Well, you're becoming quite a regular here Arachne. How's the weather?

This place has great atmosohere.

It warmed up a little today, but my coleus's didn't make it through the night.

Sorry about the coleus's. What kind of plant are they? I thought they'd be found in more temperate climates.

Bright coloured foliage plants. Mine are Black Dragons (dark purple and fuscia) and Rose Wizards (green, white and fuscia.) They're perenial in warmer climates, but htey can handle a Canadian summer.

I'm starting to babble. I better get some rest.

Sleep tight, spider lady.

Sure is a quiet night. I think I'll close up early.

<wipes bar and takes off apron>

I'll leave the door open in case anyone wants a night cap. Help yourselves, and just put your glasses in the sonic-wash after you're done.

G'night, Legion World.

It is dead around here tonight. I finally have a few minutes to drop in and look at this place. Sheesh.

Sorry matlock please come back soon!

Bar's open. I'll be in and out during the day. If I'm not here, Icey or Danny Blaine can help if they're here. If no-one is here, just help yourself. But describe what you had, if you don't mind.

do you serve chum?

I would think you'd go for some blood on the rocks, Sharkey.

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
do you serve chum?

Sorry Sharks baby, the closest we can come is a Bloody Ceasar. The colour's right and it's got clam juice. I can leave out the lime and stir it with a rusty nail, if you'd like.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
I would think you'd go for some blood on the rocks, Sharkey.

Kitten, you must be parched. What can we get you?

Semi, how's about a cup of that good Java, with a little flavoring of course.

Sure, a little coffee and a lot of JWB. I hear it's the rage off-world. BTW, where's Ranger Boy been lately. Things have been quiet lately, but with this Thora thing heating up, I've installed a protective field around my triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors, as well as the triple glazed ambient light deflecting titanium reinforced glass skylight. Any news?

Hi there Semi you gorgeous barman you, hows things with you? Hi there Chuckles, loving your fanfic!

Could I have a glass of mineral water please, carbonated would be preferred and just a little ice?

*sips*

Thats a perfect mix Semi.

I don't know where the Ranger is, rumor has it that thora grabbed him and is trying to use him in a blackmail scam against Cobalt. But I notice that no one has seen Mantis lately either.

Still, someone trashed his cruiser, and made sure it won't be going anywhere.

*finishes cup*

One more and I have to go do some writing before Harbinger catches me slacking off.

...*ahem*.....

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Hi there Semi you gorgeous barman you, hows things with you? Hi there Chuckles, loving your fanfic!

Could I have a glass of mineral water please, carbonated would be preferred and just a little ice?

Harbs, you're such a charmer. Here's the mineral water. Is Gerolsteiner ok, it's my personal favorite. Oh, and for you, an umbrella in the lime.

Oops, Hi harbinger, Umm... I was just going back to the slave room, umm.. I mean Keyboard.

Oh and by the way, your guest shot in Non-Legion was Sonnie's Idea not mine.

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
*sips*

Thats a perfect mix Semi.

I don't know where the Ranger is, rumor has it that thora grabbed him and is trying to use him in a blackmail scam against Cobalt. But I notice that no one has seen Mantis lately either.

Still, someone trashed his cruiser, and made sure it won't be going anywhere.

*finishes cup*

One more and I have to go do some writing before Harbinger catches me slacking off.

Well, I heard that Thora's using Ranger for her own personal boy toy. If I were you, I'd be worried. I hear she's an officianado of strap-ons, if you get my point.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b] *sips*

Thats a perfect mix Semi.

I don't know where the Ranger is, rumor has it that thora grabbed him and is trying to use him in a blackmail scam against Cobalt. But I notice that no one has seen Mantis lately either.

Still, someone trashed his cruiser, and made sure it won't be going anywhere.

*finishes cup*

One more and I have to go do some writing before Harbinger catches me slacking off.

Well, I heard that Thora's using Ranger for her own personal boy toy. If I were you, I'd be worried. I hear she's an officianado of strap-ons, if you get my point. [/b]

Eewww... or Aowwww... that hurts to even think about.

I think you should take along another Legion Worlder for protection (or decoy, as the case may be) when you go to retrieve him.

I'll leave you boys to your delightful chat, it's getting late over here and I need to catch up on my sleep :rolleyes:

thanks for the water Semi, it was brill.

Na'night

Night toots.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I think you should take along another Leion Worlder for protection (or dcoy, as the case may be) when you go to retrieve him.

Haven't you heard, CK has a not so secret mission arranged, starts tomorrow

*looks around nervously, waiting for Harbinger's stinging reply to a different post*

Well, I guess I'll have to do some scouting around (invisibly, of course).

However, it'll have to wait. I have a pressing chore. I'm taking a friend out to dinner this evening for her birthday. Heaven forbid that my slacks should not be pressed.

I'll check back in momentarily.

I desire a delicious cocktail composed of blended beetles and grubs.

Ill have a pepsi...

"ILL have a pepsi"??

I've heard of feeding a fever, but this is the first time I've heard of drowning one.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
[b] do you serve chum?

Sorry Sharks baby, the closest we can come is a Bloody Ceasar. The colour's right and it's got clam juice. I can leave out the lime and stir it with a rusty nail, if you'd like. [/b]

Mmm, all this talk of red drinks has me craving a cherry brandy.

That does sound good. Mind if I have one too?

Sure, we can split the bottle. Any other takers?

Pass on the brandy, thanks, but if there's any java left after ANK dropped by, I'll go for that.

Never thought I'd be hanging out in a bar again. But this one is welcoming enough to everybody and caters to all tastes.

By the way, you might want to stop by the fish processing plant and pick up a few garbage pails of chum for Sharkey. If the cats and seagulls haven't gotten to it first. Just keep it outside...

Ohhh, that brandy was good. I really don't remember much about last night...

I hope Cramey left some of that Java I could really use some right now.

That stuff will kill you, man.

(Pours beer)

Miner, I noticed that Floating Armadillo Boy was here yesterday, have you met him yet?

No, I haven't.

But he shouldn't worry. SHAKES is well-stocked in the grub dept. The salted ones sure do work up a bug's thirst, though.

Hey anyone here!!!! Gues not grabs a beer!!!

My, my, looks like there was some activity here last night. What are grubs doing on the bar? We serve drinks here - not Armadillo food. <takes out personal vaporizer and atomizes remaining grubs>

<Makes mental note to tell Danny Blaine to stock grubs and chum at the Starfield Room - Legion World's premier dining establishment>

Grabs beer and sets down in chair!!!

How'd you get in here before me, little brother? I thought I left you at the Starfield Room.

<wipes bar down, puts on apron and big "open for business" smile>

Remember I'm younger and faster

Want some help tonight and have you seen Vee. I really like him Semi, I hope things progress for you 2.

I hear tell there's beer a flowin' tonight.

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Originally posted by icefire:
Remember I'm younger and faster

Want some help tonight and have you seen Vee. I really like him Semi, I hope things progress for you 2.

Well, yes you are. But I'm older and slower, and some folks just prefer taking their time.

How is Vee going to take this??

And I have a major crush on anothe LW poster!!!!

Vee's away, but he'll be back soon. Everybody misses him. Legion World just isn't the same without the "Smooooth" one.

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Originally posted by icefire:
How is Vee going to take this??

And I have a major crush on anothe LW poster!!!!

OK, tell your brother. Who do you have a crush on?

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I hear tell there's beer a flowin' tonight.

Heere's your beer OM!!!!

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I hear tell there's beer a flowin' tonight.

I could fix you up with a hose connected to the keg, if you'd like.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] I hear tell there's beer a flowin' tonight.

I could fix you up with a hose connected to the keg, if you'd like. [/b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] I hear tell there's beer a flowin' tonight.

I could fix you up with a hose connected to the keg, if you'd like. [/b]

You, Semi, may be the greatest bartender in the galaxy.

Oh, wait, you were kidding, weren't you?

<sits down at bar>

Hey gang, I brought some steaks over...

<could I have a Kahlua and Creme>?

Nice to see you Danny, how you feeling?

Thanks for the beer, Ice.

Here's your drink DB!!!!

IM better OM, still alittle shaky...

Icey, gives Danny a big 'ole hug!!!!

now where's that cute little shark?

In the pool at The Starfield Room!!!

<Vee approaches the entrance to SHAKES and casually enters and glances around.

"It's nice to go away sometimes but gosh it's good to be home!" he thinks as he takes in the triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors, as well as the triple glazed ambient light deflecting titanium reinforced glass skylight. Glancing around, he spots the gang over by the bar and works his way over to join them>

Hey guys! I'm back! It's great to see you all.

Did I hear the word "Steaks" Hmmm....

Semi, how about a Java and JWB?

Hi guys!

YAY, its VEE!!!!

<Cue dramatic music and Semi comes in from the stock room>

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Originally posted by Varalent:
<Vee approaches the entrance to SHAKES and casually enters and glances around.

"It's nice to go away sometimes but gosh it's good to be home!" he thinks as he takes in the triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors, as well as the triple glazed ambient light deflecting titanium reinforced glass skylight. Glancing around, he spots the gang over by the bar and works his way over to join them>

Hey guys! I'm back! It's great to see you all.

Do you have any inkling of how absolutely swell you are?

And Hi! to you SemiSweets! Gosh I missed you!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
And Hi! to you SemiSweets! Gosh I missed you!

See above. Beat you to it.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] <Vee approaches the entrance to SHAKES and casually enters and glances around.

"It's nice to go away sometimes but gosh it's good to be home!" he thinks as he takes in the triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors, as well as the triple glazed ambient light deflecting titanium reinforced glass skylight. Glancing around, he spots the gang over by the bar and works his way over to join them>

Hey guys! I'm back! It's great to see you all.

Do you have any inkling of how absolutely swell you are? [/b]

I didn't realize I was showing!

Hey ANK! Hey Vee! How goes?

Vee what about me!!!!

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Did I hear the word "Steaks" Hmmm....

Semi, how about a Java and JWB?

ANK, here's the "joe 'n johnny".

Hey Miner good to see you! Hi Kid! Icy, come here and give us a hug! You too Danny! As for you SemiSweets, a hug just won't do!

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Hey ANK! Hey Vee! How goes?

How is everybody? Miner, good to see you. Vee welcome back.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b] Did I hear the word "Steaks" Hmmm....

Semi, how about a Java and JWB?

ANK, he's the "joe 'n johnny". [/b]

Huh?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hey Miner good to see you! Hi Kid! Icy, come here and give us a hug! You too Danny! As for you SemiSweets, a hug just won't do!

Thanks Vee, Semi has something to tell you!!!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
I didn't realize I was showing!

We'll talk about that later.

I've got to tell you that I found out Icefire is my little brother. And now I am responsible for his welfare. How do you feel about that?

Gosh, I hope Vee doesn't get mad!!!

Gosh, I hope Vee doesn't get horny (in all the wrong places).

But I do hope he get's horny in all the right places.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
I didn't realize I was showing!

We'll talk about that later.

I've got to tell you that I found out Icefire is my little brother. And now I am responsible for his welfare. How do you feel about that?

Why that's great! But if he's you're little brother that makes us both responsible for his welfare so he should be well protected.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
I didn't realize I was showing!

We'll talk about that later.

I've got to tell you that I found out Icefire is my little brother. And now I am responsible for his welfare. How do you feel about that?

Why that's great! But if he's you're little brother that makes us both responsible for his welfare so he should be well protected. [/b]

Thanks Vee, gives Vee and Semi a big hug!!!!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
But I do hope he get's horny in all the right places.

Didn't know there was a right or wrong place to get horny! You'll have to teach me all about it!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
I didn't realize I was showing!

We'll talk about that later.

I've got to tell you that I found out Icefire is my little brother. And now I am responsible for his welfare. How do you feel about that?

Why that's great! But if he's you're little brother that makes us both responsible for his welfare so he should be well protected. [/b]

Well, of course. You know we always use protection. Plus we''ve got insurance up the Wazoo.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] But I do hope he get's horny in all the right places.

Didn't know there was a right or wrong place to get horny! You'll have to teach me all about it! [/b]

Just meant that it's iffy to get horny around Icey. You know how excitable he is.

BTW, Semi, you just hit triple 7s (Lucky 7) Wonder what you won as your jackpot?

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Originally posted by Varalent:

BTW, Semi, you just hit triple 7s (Lucky 7) Wonder what you won as your jackpot?

I'm hoping it's you - bare naked.

But I'm fun and people like me!!!

OooLaaLaa!

heh

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Originally posted by icefire:
But I'm fun and people like me!!!

Yes you are, that's why you need protection!

Well have you and Semi!!!!

Hey boys, mind if I join you for a beer? I'll have a Newcastle Semi, if you don't mind...

Bare naked. I like the sound of that.

Hey CK How are you???

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Hey boys, mind if I join you for a beer? I'll have a Newcastle Semi, if you don't mind...

Hey CK, Des. Newcastle coming right up. Did I tell you that Des was also my Dad's name? Do you have an Irish background?

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Bare naked. I like the sound of that.

Just as long as it's not bare naked ladies you like the sound of!

Hey, CK how are you doing, buddy?

How about bare naked Vee's?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
How about bare naked Vee's?

Icey, wants to get naked with somebody!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] How about bare naked Vee's?

Icey, wants to get naked with somebody!!!! [/b]

Remember, neither Vee nor I am from Tennessee.

But, if you tell us who you have this crush on, we might be able to help

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by icefire:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] How about bare naked Vee's?

Icey, wants to get naked with somebody!!!! [/b]

Remember, neither Vee nor I am from Tennessee. [/b]

So what does being from Tennesse have to do with it???

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Originally posted by Varalent:
But, if you tell us who you have this crush on, we might be able to help

Not yet Vee not yet!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by icefire:
[b] <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
 How about bare naked Vee's?

Icey, wants to get naked with somebody!!!! [/b]

Remember, neither Vee nor I am from Tennessee. [/b]

So what does being from Tennesse have to do with it??? <hr /></blockquote>OK, I hereby stop with the Tennessee jokes. Should I post it in the Legion World Book of Oaths and Allegiances?

Thanks Bro!!!!!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] Hey boys, mind if I join you for a beer? I'll have a Newcastle Semi, if you don't mind...

Hey CK, Des. Newcastle coming right up. Did I tell you that Des was also my Dad's name? Do you have an Irish background? [/b]

Wow Semi, that's great, my Dad's name is Des too! My family is very Irish (about 90%), and my Dad and grandfather were both named Desmond. Do you have a strong Irish backround too? It's always good to meet other people who have a lot of Desmond's in they're families!

Comes in grabs lots of beer to take on mission against Thora!!!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] Hey boys, mind if I join you for a beer? I'll have a Newcastle Semi, if you don't mind...

Hey CK, Des. Newcastle coming right up. Did I tell you that Des was also my Dad's name? Do you have an Irish background? [/b]

Wow Semi, that's great, my Dad's name is Des too! My family is very Irish (about 90%), and my Dad and grandfather were both named Desmond. Do you have a strong Irish backround too? It's always good to meet other people who have a lot of Desmond's in they're families! [/b]

My Dad was the only Desmond. His mother was Irish - Northern Irish. (The only Catholic in the family was my mom's dad, who was Ukranian.) For the record, the others were Scottish and English.

That's cool Semi, it's rare that I meet people with my name or people who have family with my name!

Well, <says Semi's holo projection, since he's off on a mission to rescue Ranger, with Vee tucked safely in his thong> seems to have quieted down here.

Well, says Cobalt's holo projection, looks like it's just you and me left Semi! It was pretty busy before, but everyone must be on the mission. I think I'm heading to bed, so goodnight!

(appears)

Always time for one more beer, eh?

(pours beer, chugs)

Ah, the food of life. Well, back to the ship.

(takes step back, vanishes)

'Night Holo-Co-Kid. Night, Holo-Out-Miner. It's amazing, how these new holo-projections can channel their beer to the original.

Looks like I missed quite a party.

Well, yes you did. I'm only here in holo-form, since I'm really off on a mission to rescue Space Ranger from Thora. But my holo-form can still serve drinks (much like the doctor on Star Trek Voyager -- my favorite Star Trek, BTW. Many may hate me, but Janeway was my favorite captain.) Back to business - an Opal Nera, Arachne-sweetheart?

Oops, I was supposed to be on that mission...

Better make it a brandy, this probably isn't a good time for the strong stuff.

Brandy is the strong stuff. G'night Arachne-sweets.

What kind of brandy are you serving? The stuff I have is only 15%. (Opal Nera is 40%.)

Maybe I could get the coffee started here every morning. I'll start grinding the beans.

You know, Arachne, your sig "Comprehension is overrated" could be a slogan for Legion World. I never know what's going on, but it doesn't seem to matter.

<Holo image of Semi appears>

I guess I better clean up here while there's a lull in the battle against Thora.

I hope we're not away too long - I miss the hijinx here.

<Holo image of Vee appears>

Would you like a hand, SemiSweets?

<Shows Semi how he can vary the size of just his hands or any part of his body, for that matter, at will>

The things you learn when you carry someone around in your pants (for a espionage assignment, of course).

Yes. Fun, isn't it? Did you know I could change the size of anything else as well?

<Shows Semi what he means by increasing the size of a certain silk thong, causing it to fall loosely to the ground>

Funny how that thong fell off, given that I'm wearing tights over it. Hey, you must have made my tights grow too. <pulls up tights, somewhat red-faced>

No need to be embarrased ( in bare assed!) because I also increased the size of your tunic just enough to provide a modicum of modesty. Fetching look by the way!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
No need to be embarrased ( in bare assed!) because I also increased the size of your tunic just enough to provide a modicum of modesty. Fetching look by the way!

I hope you restricted your size altering powers to my garments.

Grabs a beer and has a seat!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Grabs a beer and has a seat!!!

Icey, this must be your holo-form, since I know for a fact that you've just been felled with a pain in your side while fighting Thora.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
You know, Arachne, your sig "Comprehension is overrated" could be a slogan for Legion World. I never know what's going on, but it doesn't seem to matter.

I must confess that had occured to me.

It takes a lot of reading and slacking off at work to keep up with Legion World. I mean, who the hell is Thora? All I know is that I'm running down a hall with Vee in my silk thong(which I got from Icefire, who I discovered is my long-lost brother) after Vee made Space Ranger's butt really big. Figure that?

<holographic ANK enters>

Whewh... after all of that I need a Joe 'n Jonnie.

I hope nobody is too close when the Ranger gets rid of all that built up gas...

Grabs drink

<Exits, with drink>

(appears)

Beer break.

(pours beer)

Daxamites with gas. The implications are staggering.

(takes beer, steps back, disappears)

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
(appears)

Beer break.

(pours beer)

Daxamites with gas. The implications are staggering.

(takes beer, steps back, disappears)

<disapears, with another drink>

Semi, I'm having a kid with Thora and she's tried to kill me, and I still don't know who the hell she is!

Thora SCARY!!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Thora SCARY!!!!!

The total number of times you've posted that Icey, now exceeds the total number of timed I've posted Huh?.

I can see I've got my work cut out for me...

Huh?

<Semi, in holo-form, surveys the banal conversation, and wonders should he stay>

<But, of course!>

You've been lurking for a while, Vee. Not feeling yourself?

Trying to get caught up on everything I've missed

And I keep losing power becasue of thunder storms in the area

Sorry, I'd give you a charge if I could.

Hey Vee and Semi Hugs all around!!!!!

<<<<<<<<<Icy>>>>>>>>>>

Whoa! I'd better do some poswer posting! Icy, you're only 20 posts behind me!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Sorry, I'd give you a charge if I could.

But you do, SemiSweets, you do!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Sorry, I'd give you a charge if I could.

But you do, SemiSweets, you do! [/b]

<<<<smooooch>>>>

smooching via holo images isn't all it's cracked up to be

neither is eating ...

Can't wait until we get back from fighting Thora and saving Space Ranger!

Well you don't have to wait to get back to give me a smooch. After all, I am carrying you around -- in the flesh.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Well you don't have to wait to get back to give me a smooch. After all, I am carrying you around -- in the flesh.

Oh, yeah!!!

Oh those selective size altering powers of yours. Once we get out of this predicament, and your back to you're normal size (all of you) we can spend some quality time, as they say.

So, anybody up for a drink?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Oh those selective size altering powers of yours. Once we get out of this predicament, and your back to you're normal size (all of you) we can spend some quality time, as they say.

Ummm! Can't wait, but you haven't experienced the best part of my size altering powers yet!

Did someone say drink?

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Did someone say drink?

Beer, OM. Should I just hook up the hose to the keg, as usual?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Semi, I'm having a kid with Thora and she's tried to kill me, and I still don't know who the hell she is!

So, in other words, it's just another Tuesday for Cobalt Kid.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] Semi, I'm having a kid with Thora and she's tried to kill me, and I still don't know who the hell she is!

So, in other words, it's just another Tuesday for Cobalt Kid. [/b]

Well, I'm just getting to know CK, and for such a young guy, he seems to have gotten around quite a bit. I hope he's looked into parenting classes.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Oh those selective size altering powers of yours. Once we get out of this predicament, and your back to you're normal size (all of you) we can spend some quality time, as they say.

Ummm! Can't wait, but you haven't experienced the best part of my size altering powers yet! [/b]

Oh, I'd like you even without out that extra power.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] Did someone say drink?

Beer, OM. Should I just hook up the hose to the keg, as usual? [/b]

Please.

And don't let me get in the way of the flirting.

Don't worry OM you won't!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

And don't let me get in the way of the flirting.QUOTE]

OM, you're part of the flirting, or should I say banter.

OK, I think this is 900. A round of drinks on the house. (Well they're always on the house, but these ones are more celebratory - - free umbrellas in every drink).

Coffee's on, gang. Or hair of the dog if that's what you need. Pitter patter, let's get at 'er.

Thanks for the coffee FC

Ahhh... Just what I needed, Morning Java.

Morning Cramey, Vee, well gotta get back to Taltar.

Cramey, are you going to keep the java ready? If so I'll pop back in later for more.

Coffee. I just don't get it.

Time for a real breakfast beverage.

(Pulls Guinness from the tap)

Aaaah. Now I'm ready to face the morning.

Alright boys, how about a round on me? Holo-form drinking isn't too bad I guess...

Sorry boys, no parenting classes for me! Looks like if I get to keep the kid, we all raise it!

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Coffee. I just don't get it.

Time for a real breakfast beverage.

(Pulls Guinness from the tap)

Aaaah. Now I'm ready to face the morning.

Now we're talkng

Just enough time for a quick Joe 'n Jonnie before going back.

Well, I'll get it for you ANK. Doesn't look like I have any help around here anymore. Maybe I should reactivate my droids - Troy, Biff and Lord.

Hmm... I've never met your 'Droids, Semi, but they sound like two muscle beach types and a german shepard. They must provide good security.

The cusotmers like them. Although seeing how the mix has changed, I may have to acquire a Babette and Candy.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
The cusotmers like them. Although seeing how the mix has changed, I may have to acquire a Babette and Candy.

You could just add a brand name. How does SHAKES/HOOTERS sound?

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] The cusotmers like them. Although seeing how the mix has changed, I may have to acquire a Babette and Candy.

You could just add a brand name. How does SHAKES/HOOTERS sound? [/b]

I think SHAKES is an all inclusive name. Besides, I don't want to pay another licensing fee.

<note to self: Semi can be awfully serious at times>

Well it was just an idea.

No need for the 'droids, SemiSweets. I'm here (well, my holo form is, anyway) so why don't you come over here, sit and relax for a bit. You've been doing quite a bit of running around after all. Let me handle the bar for a bit.

It sure has been hectic around here with all these holo forms popping in and out from the Battle on Taltar!

Semi, what can I get for you?

Well, it sure is nice to be waited on. How about a rum and a Koko cola. I'm a little tired, what kind of rum do we have?

(BTW, I've never "hissed" in my life. Please inform all Taltorians that the hissing sound was Sensor).

Anejo, white, dark, spiced...your choice!

Dark. No lime. Three ice cubes. And how about you sit here with me. It doesn't appear very busy in here.

I'd like a Soder Cola and a refreshing Gingold.

Darkseid rum & Koko cola, no lime and three cubes of ice coming right up for my SemiSweets! Let me get a drink for myself and I'll join you in a moment!

Wonder what he meant about "hissing"? Surely he doesn't think I would use such a term in reference to him!

While you're up, can you help STU?

Sure thing, but first things first. Here's your drink, Semi. And here's a Soder Cola & Gingold for you Stu.

So come over here and sit down Vee. I know we're not Lesbians, but do you think we should talk about the UHaul?

<Sits down next to Semi with an utterly confused look on his face>

UHaul? Lesbians?

Oh, just an old joke Vee. It goes something like this:

What's te difference between a Lesbian second date and a gay men's second date?

Lesbian Second Date: They rent a UHaul to move in together.

Gay Men's Second Date: What second date?

In this case, I much prefer the Lesbian option. Wait! That didn't come out right!

Well, we're not in court, so I won't pounce on your unfortunate choice of words. I leave that instinct at the office (sometimes).

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Well, we're not in court, so I won't pounce on your unfortunate choice of words. I leave that instinct at the office (sometimes).

That's good because I would much rather have you pounce on me than my words!

You are such a sweet talker. C'mre. And take off that tunic.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
You are such a sweet talker. C'mre. And take off that tunic.

You don't have to ask twice!

BTW, what DID you mean about "hissing"?

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Apparently, while we were fighting Thora, I "hissed" in your ear. You wrote it, sugar-lips - but forget that, I can't take my eyes off your nipples.

Why I'm sure you must be mistaken, Sweet One. I could never Right such a wrong choice of words in reference to you! Are you sure you didn't misread it? Perhaps you should go back and double check...if you can take your eyes off of my nipples for a moment!

[Forgotten for the moment, STU merely sits back and observes...]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Apparently, while we were fighting Thora, I "hissed" in your ear. You wrote it, sugar-lips - but forget that, I can't take my eyes off your nipples.

Why I'm sure you must be mistaken, Sweet One. I could never Right such a wrong choice of words in reference to you! Are you sure you didn't misread it? Perhaps you should go back and double check...if you can take your eyes off of my nipples for a moment!

Oops, sorry Semi, I seem to have edited your post instead of replying to it!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
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Apparently, while we were fighting Thora, I "hissed" in your ear. You wrote it, sugar-lips - but forget that, I can't take my eyes off your nipples.

Why I'm sure you must be mistaken, Sweet One. I could never Right such a wrong choice of words in reference to you! Are you sure you didn't misread it? Perhaps you should go back and double check...if you can take your eyes off of my nipples for a moment!

Oops, sorry Semi, I seem to have edited your post instead of replying to it!

[/b]

No what's done is done and frankly, I'd much rather look at your nipples.

Suit yourself!

[Ignores Babette, observes Vee and Semi's activity with interest...]

Wait a minute... this is NOT the Soder and Gingold I ordered! It's -- it's -- it's BI-BEER!

Who did this?!

<Semi rips his eyeballs from Vee's erect and substantial nipples and says> I think we have an unsatisfied customer.

<Semi, confused, sends Biff over to STU's table. Biff is wearing the trademark silk thong of the Icefire line)>

Don't worry SweetThing, between Babette, Biff, and Bi-Beer, STU should be JUST fine!

Oh wait, my bad.

It wasn't bi-beer after all... just O'Doul's!

[STU calls it a night, and gives Semi and Vee some privacy

]

Good night STU!

Aw, night STU. <Semi wonders if maybe Vee doesn't like a bit of an audience? Looks to see if Vee's nipples are any less perky.>

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Looks to see if Vee's nipples are any less perky

and are they?

No.

excellent ...

<splash>

<Appears, dazed and confused>

Sentients, Where am I... <looks around recognizes SHAKES>

How did I get here?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(but I'll stand thank you)

Ranger, hi. Have a seat. You poor guy, we been hearing all sorts of stories about your anal torture. In fact, that's all anyone is talking about. It's truly horrible, and we all wish your anus well.

So, dildo receptical boy, what can I get you? Oh sorry, did those words come from my lips? It must be the residual effect of the Taltor atmosphere.

Do you like joe and johnny like your bro?

Just a straight JWB, and an explination, what in the bloody nass are you talking about? One minute I'm in my cruiser, the next I'm on Taltor, The next I'm here.

Except for some strange dreams I had... I think you and Vee were in them but I don't remember...

Truth and justice shall Prevail!
(I Hope)

Well Ranger, I do know the answers to your bewilderment, but, I've been through a lot lately and frankly I don't have the energy to recount it all to you. Take a look at www.LegionWorld.net for the last 10 days and you will find your answers. Now, what can I get you (besides Preparation H).

Just the JWB.

<suddenly vanishes, without drink>

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(but I wanted that drink Dammit!!!)

Hmmpphh! So what am I going to do with this case of suppositories I got in especially for Ranger. Serves me right for caring.

<a faint voice, possibly from California echoes thru SHAKES>

I'll Beee Backkk!!!

<silence>

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(now I don't know which I want more)

Poor sod. Hope he feels better soon.

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Do you like joe and johnny like your bro?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Just a straight JWB

Interesting. So apparently Almost New Kid has not one, but TWO boyfriends (named "Joe" and "Johnny")... and Space Ranger is attracted to some straight guy with the initials "JWB."

[Runs off to the offices of the LMB Enquirer with this bit of salacious news!

]

I always dread reading this thread the next morning and seeing what I wrote the night before.

Semi, need any help setting up for the party later? Oh, BTW, any java ready?

hmmm Semi needs to get posting if he wants to make it to 1000 by 4PST. He needs 22 posts in 3 hours. And I would expect quality posts, no padding posts.

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Semi, need any help setting up for the party later? Oh, BTW, any java ready?

Thanks, ANK. Maybe you could help Biff unload the kegs of Silverale and then help Babette into her costume. We're not doing much with decorations, in case Space Ranger shows up. He tends to shoot things up.

Java. Nope, sorry today we have only tea. FC's doing.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
hmmm Semi needs to get posting if he wants to make it to 1000 by 4PST. He needs 22 posts in 3 hours. And I would expect quality posts, no padding posts.

Quality??? You party pooper.

You always give a quality service here Semi, I think he was just jealous! :rolleyes:

Anyway sweetheart, could I trouble you for a cup of Earl Grey? No lemon, just straight up please.

Thanks for the support, Harb. Here's the Earl Grey. But next time, may I suggest a green tea with herbals, including lemon verbena? It's quite refreshing.

That's my SemiSweets! Always has exactly what you want (or something even better!)

Well, I'm here to help Semi achieve his goal. If there is any padding to be done, I'll be happy to handle it.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
You always give a quality service here Semi, I think he was just jealous! :rolleyes:

Anyway sweetheart, could I trouble you for a cup of Earl Grey? No lemon, just straight up please.

Be still my wounded heart

I do associate quality with Semi's posts and don't want to see that go down the drain in the pursuit of posts to reach 1000.

And while Semi has many fine qualities which one could be jealous of, I wish nothing but the best for him.

Huh, Padding?, Babbette? What are you doing...

Oh, silly girl, those aren't what they were talking about. Come over here.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
That's my SemiSweets! Always has exactly what you want (or something even better!)

Well, I'm here to help Semi achieve his goal. If there is any padding to be done, I'll be happy to handle it.

Vee, you don't need any padding. I'll vouch that those muscles are real.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Thanks for the support, Harb. Here's the Earl Grey. But next time, may I suggest a green tea with herbals, including lemon verbena? It's quite refreshing.

green tea gives me wind

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
[b] You always give a quality service here Semi, I think he was just jealous! :rolleyes:

Anyway sweetheart, could I trouble you for a cup of Earl Grey? No lemon, just straight up please.

Be still my wounded heart

I do associate quality with Semi's posts and don't want to see that go down the drain in the pursuit of posts to reach 1000.

And while Semi has many fine qualities which one could be jealous of, I wish nothing but the best for him.

[/b]

Aw, shucks. That's awfully kind of you to say, QuisEsq.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Thanks for the support, Harb. Here's the Earl Grey. But next time, may I suggest a green tea with herbals, including lemon verbena? It's quite refreshing.

green tea gives me wind [/b]

I didn't mean to post that like that, but it was so funny I thought I'd share it (the information only) with you guys.

I think I'm getting a bit hysterical here :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Harbinger:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Thanks for the support, Harb. Here's the Earl Grey. But next time, may I suggest a green tea with herbals, including lemon verbena? It's quite refreshing.

green tea gives me wind [/b]

and we wouldn't want you to get all long winded on us.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Thanks for the support, Harb. Here's the Earl Grey. But next time, may I suggest a green tea with herbals, including lemon verbena? It's quite refreshing.

green tea gives me wind [/b]

We hereby banish green tea from your list of favorites. SHAKES shall never again suggest that libation to you. What's beer do for you?

If green tea gives her wind, I shudder to think what fizzy beer might do!>

Sentients, something tells me this is going to be one of those nights.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Or insanity shall reign, or something)

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Sentients, something tells me this is going to be one of those nights.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Or insanity shall reign, or something)

Yes, there is definitely something in the air!

Well, Semi,

I'm about to bug out from work, so I won't be here for your 1000th (post I mean, not drink or young man

)

Good night all.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] Sentients, something tells me this is going to be one of those nights.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Or insanity shall reign, or something)

Yes, there is definitely something in the air! [/b]

Hmmm... Where did 'binger go?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as soon as we air out this room)

sorry cutey, I had a bit of writing to finish off for the night.

So, did someone just say they had a nice fizzy beer for me?

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Well, Semi,

I'm about to bug out from work, so I won't be here for your 1000th (post I mean, not drink or young man

)

Good night all.

Oh, I passed the 1000th of those long ago.

(Just kidding)

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
sorry cutey, I had a bit of writing to finish off for the night.

So, did someone just say they had a nice fizzy beer for me?

Why yes, we do have a nice fizzy beer for you. Would you prefer a lager or an ale?

Coming right up Harby! Which would you like? Guiness maybe?

just a lite beer please.

Thank you, you really are fabulous!

Thanks Harbinger, we try to make all of our clientele happy!

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
just a lite beer please.

Thank you, you really are fabulous!

You as in "usted" or "ustedes"? The English "you" is so imprecise.

In the south, you all seems to fill in well for the plural "ustedes"

Semi, how about a JWB?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(later after I relax a little)

JWB coming right up. Can I get you an inflated doughnut to sit on, Ranger?

Thanks Semi, and yes I think that might help.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(checks Semi's post count, decides to continue with light banter before celebration starts)

Wow! SemiSweets! What did you do to the Empress? She's running around in circles screaming about her eye & Boobs!

Nothing permanent. I just didn't like the way she threw you through the door. Are you hurt?

Naw, she was quite gentle. Put me down very carefully as a matter of fact. Surprised me more than anythign else.

Well, Vee and EE and Ranger and everybody else, next time I speak, I'll be a thousandaire.

Go for it SemiSweets!

<The Empress walks in with her arms tighly wrapped around he bossom since Semi has left her fully on display.>

<Sniff> Vee, I'mmmmm...sorry for throwing you out of the Starfield Room. I thought ... I guess I must have misunderstood what I was told. It looks like I'm not really cut out to be an upright, law abiding citizen of Legion World. Everything I do seems to turn out wrong when I try to act proper. Maybe I should leave LW and go look for Tharok and the others!

Well, I'd hoped something really profound would come to mind for my 1000th post, but it didn't. What did come to mind was how glad I am that I found this board and what great fun people you all. Thanks. Here's to the next 1000.

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
<The Empress walks in with her arms tighly wrapped around he bossom since Semi has left her fully on display.>

<Sniff> Vee, I'mmmmm...sorry for throwing you out of the Starfield Room. I thought ... I guess I must have misunderstood what I was told. It looks like I'm not really cut out to be an upright, law abiding citizen of Legion World. Everything I do seems to turn out wrong when I try to act proper. Maybe I should leave LW and go look for Tharok and the others!

Sentient, I think there has been a misunderstanding here. I hope we can clear it up if you are willing to step over into the Starfield Lounge.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and Congrats to semi, somebody make some numbers DANCE)

And here's to you SemiSweets!

[Linked Image]

Thanks, Vee.

Impressive!

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and dancing numbers shall make me smile)

Hey everyone, in honor of my SemiSweets accomplishment, drinks are on me!

There's a party going on right here...

Yup, drinks are on Vee. Why he can hold 4 martini glasses on his massive pectorals, 3 steins of German lager on each of his impressive biceps, and it goes on and on.

Not to mention how many I can balance on my ...

Maybe I'll save that demonstration for a private showing later!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Not to mention how many I can balance on my ...

Maybe I'll save that demonstration for a private showing later!

Gosh, sure is quiet in here! I hope everyone is in the Starfield Room having dinner!

I went over there, and it's empty as well. Perhaps they were scared away.

Well, since it's only you and me in here for once...

Let's turn the lights down low. Do you like to dance? We've been so busy fighting off would-be Legion World conquerers, that I'd never thought to ask.

I love to dance. What song would you like to have me order up on the sound system?

How about "Entre Tus Brazos" by Alejandro Fernandez?

Very good selection. Shall we?

Um, aren't you dancing a bit fast for this song?

Better?

Sheesh! This may take a while!
:rolleyes:

Well, if I plant my hands firmly on your buttocks, I think I can slow you down.

Well it's worth a try but it may have a completely different effect!

Keep talking.

Why don't you try it and we'll find out what happens together!

Aww!

[Helps himself to a drink]

Hey Stu wanna dance?

Hey STU, don't mind us. We're just entertaining ourselves while we wait for the inevitable crowd to arrive.

At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

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Originally posted by Kara:
Hey Stu wanna dance?

With YOU? Sweet...!

(I was just reading the Supergirl Archives last night... Kara is one of my favorite old-time characters!)

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

And rich Corinthian leather?

And leave all these wonderful people unattended?

Oh well, I guess they'll understand! We have gone above and beyond the call of duty recently.

Thank you kind sir!

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

And rich Corinthian leather? [/b]

Why yes, it is my waiting space cruiser with the posh sleeping quarters, rich Corinthian leather, and the walnut burl dashboard. You've been there? Perahps in an alt id?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
And leave all these wonderful people unattended?

Oh well, I guess they'll understand! We have gone above and beyond the call of duty recently.

Uh, honey, duty had nothing to with it.

So I guess it wouldn't matter if I mentioned honor & country, huh?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
You've been there? Perahps in an alt id?

Me? Alt ID?

[whistling innocently]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"?

Well, honor is a consideration. However, country is a little more problematic, since I was not born here and have never become a citizen.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"? [/b]

Why yes, he did not.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"? [/b]

Why yes, he did not. [/b]

Thought so.

Carry on.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
 At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.

Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"? [/b]

Why yes, he did not. [/b]

Thought so.

Carry on. <hr /></blockquote>Carry on camping, I suppose.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[QUOTE]Carry on camping, I suppose.

I've never seen any of those films.

They were wonderful. I saw them as a kid.

y'all gonna make me lose my mind ... up in here, up in here ...

don't ya hate it when a song gets stuck in your head ...

<splash>

Just wondering... why is the icon for this thread a sad face?

Everyone's happy when they're at SHAKES!

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
y'all gonna make me lose my mind ... up in here, up in here ...

don't ya hate it when a song gets stuck in your head ...

<splash>

Sharky, what are you going on about, Loco?

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Originally posted by STU:
Just wondering... why is the icon for this thread a sad face?

Everyone's happy when they're at SHAKES!

Hey, it's an Invisible Kid face.

Semi? Are we going to take that shower together soon? I can't wait to run my nails down your back...and other places!

Empress, I am so invigorated just imagining you all wet.

Semi, don't do it!!!

unless we all get to watch ...

<splash>

OK, I've got five credits on mind control. Any takers?

It's not my mind that the Empress has control of.

is it your penis?

Hey, Sharky, I'm with an Empress. Watch your tongue.

Um...something isn't right here...

<Cobalt sees Vee over in the corner. Trying to think of a way to cheer him up, he comes up with only one thing.>

Well Vee, this is the first and last time I'll ever to this to another man! <Cobalt grabs Vee's ass!>

Now let's go get Semi and the Empress, you get the former, I'll get the latter!

Sorry CK, you took me by surprise! Did you just goose me? I never would have thought...naw, you know what, something really weird is going on here!

Wait a minute, let me check something....

<Vee vaults the bar and disappears behind it, amid the sound of rattling cans, bottles, glasses and assorted other items.>

Of course! I knew it! I knew something had to be going on! Someone's been spiking all the drinks with Bi-beer!!! No wonder Semi went with the Empress. He's too Sweet to do that to me on purpose. Besides, I don't really think any female could turn him on (other than me in drag, maybe

! And I don't really think I could pull the female thing off very well.)

Come on CK, let's go. Ummm, if you want, I could take care of your bi-beer induced "urges" first and then we can go find Semi & the Empress. After all that's what friends are for!

But when we get back, I'm going to find out who's responsible for this little prank!

Hi, CK, Vee, Umm... Uh...

Hey, I'll see you guys later...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Wow, things sure can change in the span of one baseball game!)

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Well Vee, this is the first and last time I'll ever to this to another man!

Sure.

<Gooses Stu!>

OK, that was the last time!

<pouting>

What does a guy have to do to get goosed around here?

Er.. I mean a drink around here. yeah! yeah! that's it. I meant drink not goose.

I'll have a Sex on the Beach

um Oh waited that's too obvious.

I know. Can I have a Harvey Wallbanger?

Quis, Cobie, STU, is that new waitress, Babbette here, I need a JWB. And maybe a quick swim next door.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as soon as I cool off a little)

Ranger,

waitress???

I don't think Semi would hire waitresses for Shakes. But then after his encounter with the Empress, who knows.

Hey Ranger, everything okay? You look a little flustered. What can I get you?

Oh, by the way...

<Goose>

...that's for you Quis. Nobody gets to feel left out here at SHAKES.

Ranger, I'd offer you one but somehow I just don't think your ready for that just yet. Not after what happened on Taltar.

Yeah, Semi bought two new androids, Candy and Babbette, I guess The old ones were getting worn out, their TOTAL Obidience Programming, Y'Know.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hmmm... didn't know Quis' jaw could drop THAT Far)

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hey Ranger, everything okay? You look a little flustered. What can I get you?

Oh, by the way...

[b]<Goose>

...that's for you Quis. Nobody gets to feel left out here at SHAKES.

Ranger, I'd offer you one but somehow I just don't think your ready for that just yet. Not after what happened on Taltar.

[/b]

Vee, good to see you. No, I don't think I can take much of that. But, after some of the therapy I've got scheduled...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(provided she's a really good therapist)

Here's your JWB, Ranger. And Quis, I'm ready to give you that Harvey Wallbanger whenever you you want it!

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Yeah, Semi bought two new androids, Candy and Babbette, I guess The old ones were getting worn out, their TOTAL Obidience Programming, Y'Know.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hmmm... didn't know Quis' jaw could drop THAT Far)

Oh, I see. I guess I've never noticed them as I hurry into the backroom.

...but you know who makes the best Wallbanger, Quis? Semi's li'l bro, Icy. He's a specialist. I'll bet he'd love to take care of you whenever you want a Wallbanger.

Vee,

I'll have that Harvey Wallbanger in the backroom.

And if Harvey isn't available, you can send in Michael or Steve or Joe or ... yourself

OH wait, if Icey is available, I better head into the soundproofed room

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Vee,

I'll have that Harvey Wallbanger in the backroom.

And if Harvey isn't available, you can send in Michael or Steve or Joe or ... yourself

OH wait, if Icey is available, I better head into the soundproofed room

You go ahead back, Quis. I'll send the Wallbanger back to you in a minute. I'll see if Icy's around to give it to you or else I'll send Biff.

Send in Troy. He'll satisfy Quis. Put him on non-stop mode.

<Semi has entered, semi-dishevelled>

Whatever you say, you know them better than I do.

SemiSweets, you look a little the worse for wear. Everything okay?

Strangest thing, Vee. I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I looked and the Empress and I felt just the same way as when I look at you. My heart started pounding, and all I could think of was desire.

I followed her into the teleport chamber like a puppy following his master with a treat in his pocket.

The green mist was swirling around my head. I felt faint. Her lips drew close and were almost upon mine. I saw them part, moist, glistening. I tried all my powers of concentration to break the spell.

Suddenly, the chamber jolted, the mist cleared and I saw her for what she really was -- one really hot babe in a skimpy green outfit, who was willing to give me the universe.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
...but you know who makes the best Wallbanger, Quis? Semi's li'l bro, Icy. He's a specialist. I'll bet he'd love to take care of you whenever you want a Wallbanger.

If what happened to Semi is what happens when you reach 1000 posts, I don't want to reach 1000.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Strangest thing, Vee. I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I looked and the Empress and I felt just the same way as when I look at you. My heart started pounding, and all I could think of was desire.

I followed her into the teleport chamber like a puppy following his master with a treat in his pocket.

The green mist was swirling around my head. I felt faint. Her lips drew close and were almost upon mine. I saw them part, moist, glistening. I tried all my powers of concentration to break the spell.

Suddenly, the chamber jolted, the mist cleared and I saw her for what she really was -- one really hot babe in a skimpy green outfit, who was willing to give me the universe.

UUUHHHHHH!!! Bro that is scary. Can I make out with Vee?

No, you cannot make out with Vee. So let me finish. When I saw the Empress for what she was, I lost interest. Plus, world domination is so boring to me. Just give me my bar with triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors and my Vee.

I politely explained to the Empress that I wouldn't be able to satisfy her needs. She spun on her heel and stormed out of the chamber. Oddly though, when I caught that last glimpse of her strangley muscular bubble butt, I did feel a llttle tingle.

Anyway, it's ok. The spell is broken.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
If what happened to Semi is what happens when you reach 1000 posts, I don't want to reach 1000.

Don't worry, Quis, after your Wallbanger, there's no chance you'll ever go straight.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b] If what happened to Semi is what happens when you reach 1000 posts, I don't want to reach 1000.

Don't worry, Quis, after your Wallbanger, there's no chance you'll ever go straight. [/b]

Got that right!!!!

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Originally posted by Varalent:

What are you grinning about?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]

What are you grinning about? [/b]

Oh...take your pick:

1) Your comment to Icy responding to his request to make out with me;

2) Your comment to Quis about Icy's specialized Wallbangers

3) The prospects of things getting back to normal around here;

4) ____(Fill in the blank)____

5) All of the above

<Semi whispers in Vee's ear. His eyes widen. He smiles.)

Icey has a beer then looks at Semi " You know bro that Kara is one hot chick"

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Originally posted by Varalent:

And this would be a composite response to BOTH of the above posts!

I've never understood this smiley:

Can someone tell me how it is used?

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Originally posted by icefire:
Icey has a beer then looks at Semi " You know bro that Kara is one hot chick"

<Semi whispers in Icey's ear> ... and that's what straight sex is.

<Icey screams in horror>

<Semi,snickers. Sometimes he can be cruel.>

Semi,

be nice to Icey. He is your little brother (although I have heard that he isn't so little)

I am nice to him, but he has to learn about the real world sometime. He led a sheltered life in that reform school for bad boys.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I've never understood this smiley:

Can someone tell me how it is used?

That one is "Eek" as in "eeeeeeekk" I always use it to denote surprise or shock...anything that would make your eyes look like that.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] I've never understood this smiley:

Can someone tell me how it is used?

That one is "Eek" as in "eeeeeeekk" I always use it to denote surprise or shock...anything that would make your eyes look like that.

[/b]

It looks like a camera flash bulb to me

Rangey dear, are you here?

Semi, Do me a favor and send Babbette over with a JWB.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Harem Boy? I don't sprocking think so!)

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
Rangey dear, are you here?

Sentient, I am Here.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(that means on top and in charge!)

Hello Empress. If you're looking for Ranger, he's right over there.

<======

Sure thing, Ranger.

<Babette sashays over to Ranger's table with the double old-fashioned.>

THERE you are! I was wondering if I was early!

Thanks, Babette.

Hello Empress, actually you are right on time. I like a woman who knows how to keep her schedule straight.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(it's amazing how many things move when a well padded female android sashays)

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Thanks, Babette.

Hello Empress, actually you are right on time. I like a woman who knows how to keep her schedule straight.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(it's amazing how many things move when a well padded female android sashays)

And I like a man who keeps his things straight as well so we should get along splendedly!

Vee

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] Thanks, Babette.

Hello Empress, actually you are right on time. I like a woman who knows how to keep her schedule straight.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(it's amazing how many things move when a well padded female android sashays)

And I like a man who keeps his things straight as well so we should get along splendedly!

E E [/b]

Etc.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(maybe if I rub my eyes real hard my vision will clear up)

Sorry missed a letter

Well, I suppose I shouldn't see Ranger as a threat.

What happened to the Empress? Vee, why is your shape so fuzzy?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What the sprock was in that drink???)

Vee are you trying to play pay back for last night? I am truely sorry that that happened although I should say that Semi didn't DO anything. It's like he came out of a trane so you have nothing to worry about.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
What happened to the Empress? Vee, why is your shape so fuzzy?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What the sprock was in that drink???)

Huh?

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
Vee are you trying to play pay back for last night? I am truely sorry that that happened although I should say that Semi didn't DO anything. It's like he came out of a trane so you have nothing to worry about.

No, just carrying on the SHAKES tradition of flirting with our customers. No need to apologize Empress, Semi told me all about it and I believe him.

Thora's behind this. I know it. Where's Sharklad? He'll help me track that Bitch down!!!

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Kill)

I don't think so Ranger, I think she's pretty well handled by the LMBP

If she is, just let me deal with her this time! There won't be anything left for SharkLad to worry about!

Don't worry guys, I've got Thora well in hand! And I'll have a quick drink before work tonight!

Where's Cobalt, I need to talk to Cobalt, he'll help me.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as soon as the voices stop saying KILL)

What will you have CK? And shame on me, Empress, I never offered you a drink either. May I get you something?

What's the matter Ranger, anything I can do to help? Slow down partner, you don't look so good...

Someone suggested a Midori Sour to me recently. Maybe I'll try one of those.

Maybe he's having a relapse. They certainly put him through hell on Taltar!

Ok, what the hell is happening here? I know I've been away but jeez, you are all acting very very strange...

Do I even know any of you????

I don't know Partner, for a moment I couldn't tell the difference between Vee and the Empress.

It's wierd, I don't think I've fully recovered yet. maybe I should just call it a night.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(or maybe I should...)

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
Ok, what the hell is happening here? I know I've been away but jeez, you are all acting very very strange...

Do I even know any of you????

I didn't think ANYTHING could be considered strange at SHAKES!

Hmmmmm...

Semi and the Empress?
Icey saying Kara is hot?
Space Ranger confusing Vee and the Empress?
NO sign of Mantis?

Questions upon questions...

But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand.

Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed?

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand.

Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed?

You can tuck me into bed you hot little honey!!!!

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand.

Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed?

Well if you insist...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Maybe a good.... will Help!)

<time to turn back around, go for a nice quiet swim in the Starfield Lounge Pool, and relax...>

At least that makes some sort of sense...

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:

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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
[b] But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand.

Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed?

Well if you insist...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Maybe a good.... will Help!) [/b]

Come on you poor dear, let's get you home. You'll see how much better you'll feel when I'm done taking care of you.

Danny, don't go! I need someone around here making total sense.

Vee, let's make sure there's no bi-beer on tap tonight. I want to see what's happening with Icey.

Empress, Ranger, just get a hold of me if anything strange happens...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Danny, don't go! I need someone around here making total sense.

Vee, let's make sure there's no bi-beer on tap tonight. I want to see what's happening with Icey.

Empress, Ranger, just get a hold of me if anything strange happens...

We will, but don't forget there's very little that I can't handle with my Emerald Eye of Ekron

hmmmmm

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Vee, let's make sure there's no bi-beer on tap tonight. I want to see what's happening with Icey.

Yeah, I thought I had gotten all of it cleared out, but Icy may have put some aside as a private stash. We sure don't want anymore nights like last night!

BTW Icey, Shark Lad may be stopping by if you want to go for a swim. I'll sit with Kara if you'd like...

Semi, how about a Joe 'n Jonnie?

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Semi, how about a Joe 'n Jonnie?

<Semi, who has been working quietly in the stock room, renters the bar and tending to the sane customers.>

Here you are ANK, joe and johnny. Candy will you take that over to him. <PLatinum blonde droid with the neon glow silk thong takes drink over to ANK>

How about a little of the hair of the dog that bit me?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
How about a little of the hair of the dog that bit me?

Sure thing, CK - here's a Lassie Latte with a shot of rum.

Can I just have a Bump and Grind. I don't know whats in it, but it sure sounds good!

One bump and grind coming right up. <Get's out bartender's handbook and looks up bump and grind>

Here Danny, slip this on. <After noticing that Danny forgot to dress after his swim, Semi throws him a black silk thong with the SHAKES logo embroidered on the pouch.>

Ohh, these are Quite Stylish...

Yeah, aren't they? The black one is particularly nice because, when you put it on and your body heat begins to warm it up, little silver sparkles appear all over it! Semi had it designed especially with you and your Starfield Lounge in mind.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
Ohh, these are Quite Stylish...

That looks great on you Danny. Stand up, turn around and let me see.

Hey guys, look! All the recent excitement has caused something else to grow surprisingly large!

[Linked Image]

Varalent, I'd heard you are always surprisingly large!

congratulations!!

He is!

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
He is!

yeah, thought so, you've got to watch these smoooooth ones you know!

Heh...

Congratulations Vee. Before we know it, you'll be at 2000.

<Semi refrains from commenting on Vee's size.>

Congrats Vee!!!!

Thanks guys! Couldn't have done it without all of you (well, I could have, but it would have been very boring and annoying!)

<Semi starts tidying things up for the weekend. Well, actually he doesn't do much himself. Troy, Lord and Biff in their bejewelled SHAKES logo embroidered silk thongs and Babette and Candy in their new SHAKES trademarked string bikinis, do most of the work at hyper speed>

Wonder why it's so quiet in here tonight. I hope it's not the bi-beer scare. If they only really knew what was going on. Oh, well, never shall those secrets escape my lips. I'm not the head of the LW Espionage Squad for nothing. <Semi secretly considers apologizing if he has just usurped any one else's position, then decides not to.>

It is oddly quiet tonight. Are we missing some major event? Is the world maybe coming to an end? Ah, as long as I'm with my SemiSweets, the rest is unimportant!

Well, just in case the world is coming to an end, don't you think it's about time I had my way with you?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
<Semi whispers in Icey's ear> ... and that's what straight sex is.

Aw... it's not THAT bad.

And yes, ladies and gentleman, please join me in congratulating Semi for (any moment now!) reaching post #

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]<Semi whispers in Icey's ear> ... and that's what straight sex is.

Aw... it's not THAT bad.

[/b]

Well, STU, that's a little odd coming from you, considering that you've gone all transgender in your choice of avatar.

Stu - Transgender - Undoubtably

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Originally posted by Varalent:
And yes, ladies and gentleman, please join me in congratulating Semi for (any moment now!) reaching post #

[Linked Image]

I had to repeat them. Thanks Vee. I didn't realize I had jets on my back.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Well, STU, that's a little odd coming from you, considering that you've gone all transgender in your choice of avatar.

Stu - Transgender - Undoubtably

Just showing a little admiration for a real comic strip hottie.

Aw, just kidding. Want a drink?

Yes. And not just one.

OK, STU, here's five Hendrick's gin martini's with a slice of cucumber. Lined up and ready to go.

[glub]

Thanks!

It's really quite startling to see you gulp them down like that when you look like you do.

LOL

Looks can be deceiving.

Well, I just had 5 and you look just swell.

Just popping in for a beer and a quiet celebration.

Celebrating what OM? Something else else in particular or life in general?

Congratulations Outdoor Miner! Looks like it was a night for celebrations and milestones!

anybody got a quarter for the jukebox?

No quarters needed. Just make your selection and bump the box on the left side. (Remember, everything's free at SHAKES).

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Originally posted by Semi:
No quarters needed. Just make your selection and bump the box on the left side. (Remember, everything's free at SHAKES).

everything? hmmm ...

Yep Sharky everything now what do you want?

really everything???

hmmmmmm..... <strokes goatee beard as he thinks deeply>

Sonnie want some? I mean something?

I'm away out for a meal so I just fancy something that wont spoil my appetite too much, so anything more than a couple of mouthfuls would be a waste.

Any suggestions?

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Originally posted by Sonnie Boy:

I'm away out for a meal so I just fancy something that wont spoil my appetite too much, so anything more than a couple of mouthfuls would be a waste.

Any suggestions?

How about a nice greasy cheeseburger?

I'll have one Icey. Have you seen Cobalt I relly enjoy his company!!!!

my body is my temple Icey!

oh go on then....

just the one, any sparkling lemonade to wash it down with?

Hello Sonnie I am Kara!

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Originally posted by Sonnie Boy:
my body is my temple Icey!

oh go on then....

just the one, any sparkling lemonade to wash it down with?

Here's a lemonade chilled by your's truly!!!!

Hi there Kara, you kind of remind me of my housemate Harbinger.... which certainly isn't a bad thing!

How're you tonight Kara?

thnks for the drink Icey, it's very yummy!

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Originally posted by Kara:
I'll have one Icey. Have you seen Cobalt I relly enjoy his company!!!!

A cheeseburgerd Lemonade for the beautiful woman!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Yep Sharky everything now what do you want?

how bout a couple of icecubes?

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Originally posted by Kara:
I'll have one Icey. Have you seen Cobalt I relly enjoy his company!!!!

Hey goodlookin', how about a drink?

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Originally posted by SharkLad:

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Originally posted by icefire:
[b] Yep Sharky everything now what do you want?

how bout a couple of icecubes? [/b]

Here ya go anything else?

<walking up to bar>

Ok People NEW MEAT here!

Healex its been ages where have you been? Gives Healex a hug! How about a drink?

ok.... How about a "slow comfortable screw, up against the wall, mexican style"? Wonderful drink!

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Celebrating what OM? Something else else in particular or life in general?

Both.

A posting milestone and a good day overall.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
[b] Celebrating what OM? Something else else in particular or life in general?

Both.

A posting milestone and a good day overall. [/b]

Hey Miney what'll it be???

Looks like Icey's been taking care of things. And I sense that we have some new customers - new to SHAKES, but not to Legion World.

Must clean up the joint. It appears we're getting posh.

Hey Bro!!!!

Hey Icey. Is that your Hallowe'en costume? Pretty scary.

Icy, have been playing with spray paint cans again or are you just cold? Hi SemiSweets!

Healex buddy, how have you been! It's been ages. I've been wondering how things were going with you.

Hi Vee. I don't know Healex. I saw him around when I first landed on Legion World, but he's been off-world for a while.

Healex was around when I first got here and we had a lot of fun with Lash, Sonnie, rokk, KP etc

Wow, of those you mentionned, KP is on hiatus, Rokk Steady is missing in action, and Llash hasn't been heard from for a while. I hope Healex's return hearalds the return of the others.

I was thinking the same thing. Caleb was also a part of the group and he hasn't been around much either since he moved. Just a few of us still here

But we've added some great new people too!

I'm sure they'll come back. It's probably part of a natural cycle. People participate heavily for a while, then for one reason or another, taper off. Later, they decide to come back.

Hope so, but in the meantime...

How about a glass of wine?

Sure, what would you like?

Not sure what I'm in the mood for. Any suggestions?

Well, let's narrow it down - the obvious is red or white? Then we'll get more specific.

Tonight I thik some red would be nice

OK, domestic, French or Italian (sorry, although there are wonderful wines from South America, Australia and South Africa, SHAKES does not carry those vintages at present (as you well know, Vee, since you help with the purchasing).

Domestic (and one of these days we'll definitely have to expand our reserves to include some of thos wonderful wines from Spain as well like Marques de Riscal or Brillante or...)

Ok, are we looking at a Cabernet, a Zin, a Pinot Noir, or a Petit Syrah?

How about a Cab

Alright , a Joel Gott 2001 Cabernet. It's pretty special, and I was saving it for just the right moment. Are you planning on dining at the Starfield Room this evening? And could I possibly join you?

[FAKE BRITISH ACCENT] But of course [/FAKE BRITISH ACCENT] think Grey Poupon

Let's go. I'm not sure if there's any staff over there, so I'll send Troy on ahead to be our waiter/chef. (he's set for hyper speed right now),

I'm in no hurry. Hope you're not either. It's been way to hectic around here recently and it would be very nice to spend a nice quiet lazy evening together over dinner and wine.

I've sent droid Troy on ahead to prepare the dinner. I hope you don't mind that I selected the menu.

It will be a relaxing evening.

By the way, Troy will not be sporting the trademark SHAKES silk thong. He'll be fully attired in black slacks, a white shirt, bowtie, and vest. I thought the distractions should be kept to a minimum.

I only have eyes for you!

*******Interlude**********

Can you believe SHAKES is up to 102 pages!!!! Wow, who would have thunk it!

********End Interlude*********

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Originally posted by Varalent:
*******Interlude**********

Can you believe SHAKES is up to 102 pages!!!! Wow, who would have thunk it!

********End Interlude*********

And it all started with the come on, "Martini's anyone - I'm shaking not stirring."

And Llash was the one who prompted me to name the bar. Sadly, he has only been back once.

The melancholy in the air is now mingling with the awesome smell of our meal being prepared nextdoor!

Shall we retire to the Starfield Room?

After you!

[Pops in for a quick drink]

Twenty pages in less than a week??

That'll teach me not to go offline for a few days.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
They were wonderful. I saw them as a kid.

You too? Have you heard about the 7-DVD boxed set?

Gotta run. Happy Thanksgiving Weekend all!

Hello Var and Semi.... Been off-world fighting stupidity...a never ending battle.

Tell us about it. What'll you have?

hey gang...

Hey Danny, how are you?

"Hi Danny, hey Healex, how are you guys today" Vee says as he comes up bsides Semi. He then leans over and whispers in Semi's ear, "Last night's dinner was wonderful! You sure do know how to cook! It filled me up and left me more than satisfied! Hope you enjoyed my music as well!"

It certainly was a night to remember -- if only I could.

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Originally posted by Semi:
It certainly was a night to remember -- if only I could.

Hopefully it was all that wine we consumed that makes it difficult to remember!

No, I was mesmerized by your touch. I don't think we even got to the main course -- did we?

I'm not certain, the enchantment of the evening kept me in your thrall (but it sure smelled great even if we didn't partake!)

Hey guys!!!!

I don't know if we got to it either - but I instructed Troy to prepare boneless breast of free-range chicen, stuffed with ground veal, ginger, ground hazelnuts and cocconut, suateed in butter, baked in the oven and then flambe'd in curacao, finished with an orange demi glace sauce with peeled white grapes. It was to be served with a bit of cabernet infused wild rice and asparagas with shaved lemon zest.

Hi Icy! How are you doing today?

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Originally posted by Semi:
I don't know if we got to it either - but I instructed Troy to prepare boneless breast of free-range chicen, stuffed with ground veal, ginger, ground hazelnuts and cocconut, suateed in butter, baked in the oven and then flambe'd in curacao, finished with an orange demi glace sauce with peeled white grapes. It was to be served with a bit of cabernet infused wild rice and asparagas with shaved lemon zest.

Okay, now I'm certain we didn't get to it! I could never forget a main course that spectacular!

Good but I do have something to discuss with you and my brother later!!!!!

Hey, Icey. Are you enjoying the weekend? Did you go out partying last night?

I had some fun last night I'm glad you and Vee had a nice evening!!!!

Well, we don't remember much of it. I wonder if someone slipped us a knock-out drug?

Well you can always recreate the night!!!!

Rest assured that I certainly hope we recreate it numerous times!

Well, I doubt that there'll be any "creation" arising, but it won't be for lack of trying.

You guys are the best I'm glad I have you 2 watching out for me!!!!

So what was it that you wanted to tell us, Icey? Do you want to say it in private?

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Originally posted by Semi:
So what was it that you wanted to tell us, Icey? Do you want to say it in private?

Later Bro okay!!!!!

I really wish SharkLad would ask me out!!!!

Icefire, will you go out with me?

<splash>

Hey, Vee, looks like we're the olny one's here, Want to strip down and run naked through SHAKES and the Starfield Room?

Do we dare? <he says as he begins pulling off his tunic>

Semi takes a salt petre pill, not wanting to flag in front of Legion World. But streaking is fun.

Spoil Sport!

I'd never spoil the sport for you.

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What's that Sharky? I didn't catch your drift.

what's on tap?

How about a Great White Ale?

sounds good ... what are you having, other than Vee?

Roast chicken and spinach.

ugh, not spinach ...

spinach tastes great with vinegar and butter.

Have we expanded our offerings to include meals from tha Starfield Lounge?

No, sweetums, about the only food we serve here is the olives in the martinis, the cherries in the manhattans, and the mixed nuts in the bowls on the table.

Any moment now....

My SemiSweets hits a new milestone...

And here it is.....

[Linked Image]

Thanks, Vee. And Danny, did you see that I posted numbers for your 1600 over in the top 40 poster thread?

Congrats Danny!

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
Icefire, will you go out with me?

<splash>

Why yes I will!!!!!!

Icy, I think Sharky may be a little miffed at you! You're going to need to sooth him a little

Another LMBP romance! Great!

Boys, how about a nice gin martini?

Sharky, Danny and I are friends I really wanna go out with you okay!!!!!

That's Semi's specialty. I'll defer to him and let him amke it for you!

Congratulations Semi!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Another LMBP romance! Great!

Boys, how about a nice gin martini?

Cobie, you are a gentleman of distinction. Most peasants would ask for vodka. You are my new best friend (after Vee of course).

I'm thinking the two best martinis are either Boodles or Hendricks (very different) . What's your choice?

Any chance of an Opal Nera, barkeep?

So Cobalt, how's the security biz treating you?

Cobie is definitely a gentleman & a scholar (and there are very few of us left!) He's more than welcome in my circle of friends anytime!

And this is for the sweetest guy to ever wear a lightning bolt brooch:
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Happy 1900 Vee.

Arachne, you know we always have an Opal Nera wating for you.

Aww! That's sweet, thanks SemiSweets!

I'm thinking though, that for 2000, talk is cheap. I'm probably going to have to put out for real. (and gladly).

Now THAT gives me something to dream about!

Thanks, Semi. I need it after the salad disaster at supper tonight. [Note to self: never try a new recipe at a family gathering.]

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Thanks, Semi. I need it after the salad disaster at supper tonight. [Note to self: never try a new recipe at a family gathering.]

OK, spill the beans (and I mean that metaphorically - I hope to God, that you didn't serve a bean salad). Confession soothes the soul. Need any more platitudes? Sharing culinary disasters is one sure way to brng people closer.

You guys sure know how to make a man feel welcome! This is by far the finest place that I have ever dined.

Arachne, the security business is going good these days. Things have quieted down a bit in recent weeks, although there are always the usual subplots going on. Now, how are you doing?

Would you mind if I bought you a drink?

Semi and Vee, the pleasure is all mine, and I gladly see you two as my newest best friends

. Gentlemen and scholars you both are, and good looking ones at that. Semi, I like Hendricks Martini's, although I don't think I'm quite as experienced as you

. I like a lot of other kinds, as long as it's a gin martini and very dry. Everyone else seems to drink Vodka, but I like going for that old school feel.

I also like Manhattens too!

Talk about deja vu! That recalls Semi's very first post on this thread! We were just reminiscing about it last night. This all started one month exactly and here we are 107 pages of posts later!

Well, Cobie, we'll talk bourbon another day. Hendricks it is - with a slice of cucumber (that's the way it's done.)

107 pages and 1600 posts later (milestone by Semi) to be exact!

Aside to SemiSweets ~ Is that all you have to talk about Martinis & Manhattans?

Well, Vee, you find a hole, and you fill it. Get your mind in business mode. LW had no place for its superheroes to relax. Is it any wonder SHAKES took off?

I suspect it had more to do with the gorgeous proprietor!

No wonder indeed! SHAKES offers a level of enjoyment neccessary for the heroes of Legion World! This thread certainly has turned into a mainstay of Legion World, and I know I always look forward to reading it whenever I log in!

BTW Semi, what are some of the other great martini's you've had? What is the standard olive-gin martini that most bars serve when you order a dry martini? These are important things to know if I'm to live up to my role as a martini connosoiur (which is a word I can never spell by the way).

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Originally posted by Semi:
Well, Vee, you find a hole, and you fill it.

Then again...maybe it had as much to do with something else.

Which would be...???

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Arachne, the security business is going good these days. Things have quieted down a bit in recent weeks, although there are always the usual subplots going on. Now, how are you doing?

Would you mind if I bought you a drink?

I wouldn't it at all, except for the small matter of the drinks being free.

As for the salad, Semi, it was cremini, portebello and white button mushrooms sauted with leeks and red pepers in red wine vinegar and served on a bed of mixed greens sprinkled with crumbled blue cheese. Unfortunately, half the guests backed out at the last minute so I tried to cut the recipe in half. It was the blandest salad I have ever taseted in my life. You know food's really bad when my mother tosses out perfectly good leftovers.

Ummm..filling holes!

I couldn't do a salad if my life depended upon it. Ialways opt for a seafood appetizer and then go into the soup. I do have a couple of salad recipes I'd share with you though. Actually, I'd share any recipes if you wanted me to. I think we need to start a recipe thread. Tomorrow -- though.

LOL Thanks, but I'm trying to break away from my recipe addiction. It's worse than comics!

I hearby volunteer for any dishes you would like to test out!

Cobie, you're going to have to be very careful of the openings you provide me in your posts. I'm having a very hard time controling myself and not picking up on that one!

Okay you. You have been warned!

This sounds interesting.

Ok People.... I've been off world so long, I need some answers to a few questions?

1) Whos dating Who on the boards... I mean Icey wants to date Shark Lad. I feel like we need a roll call of the couples.

2) Is Martini's the only thing served here? A friend of mine is found of "Dirty Martini's". I love Bourbon and Black Russians (Chocolate Russians are good too.

and finally 3) Do you have live entertainment. I would love to give a show.

(appears, with plate of pancakes)

You can never find any syrup when you need it, I swear.

(Goes into fridge, pulls out bottle of Guinness, opens it, and pours contents onto pancakes.)

There we go.

Oh, hey Healex.

I'll let the actual couples answer your first question, as I don't want to speak for anybody.

SHAKES has much, much more than martinis. If you have a favorite, let 'em know and they'll keep it stocked.

Personally, I think all of us *are* the live entertainment at SHAKES, but there aren't any official performers here. What did you have in mind.

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Originally posted by Healex:
Ok People.... I've been off world so long, I need some answers to a few questions?

1) Whos dating Who on the boards... I mean Icey wants to date Shark Lad. I feel like we need a roll call of the couples.

2) Is Martini's the only thing served here? A friend of mine is found of "Dirty Martini's". I love Bourbon and Black Russians (Chocolate Russians are good too.

and finally 3) Do you have live entertainment. I would love to give a show.

Healex: To answer your questions...

1) Icy wants to date SharkLad at the moment, but he also dates Italian Boy, and .... well truth is Icy likes to date everybody. Semi & I are definitely an item. Can't think of any other couples but there's a whole lot of flirtin' goin' on (as usual)

2) SHAKES has anything and everything you could possibly want as far as a beverage. We make a point of keeping everyone's particular favorite in stock.

3) As Miner said, we pretty much are the entertainment around here! The Starfield Lounge nextdoor has a stage for performances (Icy wanted to install poles on the stage in order to do his routine but Danny hasn't agreed to that yet.) If you have some entertainment you'd like to present, I'm sure Danny would love to here from you.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Icy wants to date SharkLad at the moment, but he also dates Italian Boy, and .... well truth is Icy likes to date everybody.

I feel so ... common ...

hehehehe

so, who else is on Icey's "list?"

not I, were are just friends...

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Originally posted by SharkLad:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Icy wants to date SharkLad at the moment, but he also dates Italian Boy, and .... well truth is Icy likes to date everybody.

I feel so ... common ... [/b]

Sharky I doubt your "common". Your very witty.

I was thinking of singing...but I didn't realize the stage was next door. I think poles would be good....hehehehe.

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Originally posted by SharkLad:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Icy wants to date SharkLad at the moment, but he also dates Italian Boy, and .... well truth is Icy likes to date everybody.

I feel so ... common ... [/b]

Sharky, you shouldn't feel common at all. You're one of a very small, select group of "chosen ones" that he's expressed some interest in. And he's quite a catch. Be proud! You're in the finals!

I hope Semi has the Java on. I need a cuppa right now.

Hey, it looks like we got a new piano, courtesy of ANK. Word has it that ANK felt so bad about his brother shooting up the place, that he sprung for this french polished mahogany veneered authentic antique Steinway upright.

Gee thanks, ANK. That's swell. Want some coffee?

Good thing the coffee (Like all drinks at SHAKES) is free.



Better make that a Joe n' Jonnie.

<looks at Piano>

Oi Vey

May I?

<plays Shostakovitch's Sonata no. 2 in B minor, I Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones and Cabaret from the musical of the same name>

Oooh my aching fingers, I'm out of practice at playing Piano. Sorry if I played a few off notes, I'll have to warm up next time.

Semmi sweetheart, could I have a cold beer now?

Here you go Harbinger. That was wonderful by the way. I particularly liked your rendidtion of Cabaret. You and Healex should think about collaborating and putting on a concert for the residents of Legion World!

I never knew we had so much talent in the joint.

Here's your joe 'n johnny, ANK. And thanks again. It's just swell.

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
so, who else is on Icey's "list?"

But Sharky your number one on my list!!!!!

and #2 and #3 and #4 etc......

Wow... If I knew that the 'Binger could play like that, you'd have had that Piano a lot sooner Semi. And Vee, I don't know if the model made any difference to her, but that one was the perfect choice.

Now, how about another Joe 'n Jonnie?

Of course, Almost New Kid. Here's your drink, on the house as usual, but with a great deal of appreciation for your kind gift to our little corner of Legion World. I hope it brings everyone lots of enjoyment.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Be proud! You're in the finals!

is there gonna be a talent competition?

Knowing icy? I would say that's a safe bet!

Perhaps we should stage a pageant one night at Shakes. Each of the finalists could parade in a silk thong, formal attire, show a talent, and answer a question about why he feels he should be the one Icefire picks.

As the winner takes his walk, Suddenly Seymour could seranade with "One" from Chorus Line on the french polished mahogany veneered authentic antique Steinway upright, so generously donated by Almost New Kid, in remorse for the damage that his brother, Space Ranger, caused while temporarily unhinged.

(Don't you hate run on sentences?)

So when will this pageant be held? Where is the entry application? Who will be the judges? (I need to know who to bribe

)

I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake.

I think Vee and I get to be judges. We'll need one or three more (need an odd number of course, in case there's a tie).

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake.

yeah, i got some reservations about that myself ...

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Originally posted by Shark Beast Avatar:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b] I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake.

yeah, i got some reservations about that myself ... [/b]

About how well I'll do in the Silk throng competiton or about how well you will do?

Well Italian Boy hasn't weighed in on that issue yet. I supposed if we had a revolt of the constestants, we might have to rethink that phase of the competition perhaps speedos.

or in Sharky's honor...nothing at all!

I look upon this bar in disgust from afar. I would never go near it. I will see it closed down or turned into something more respectful where casual drinking and sex will never be allowed.

Semi & Vee,

Please do let me know when the first annual Shakes Pageant will be taking place.

For now, I have to get going.

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Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor:
I look upon this bar in disgust from afar. I would never go near it. I will see it closed down or turned into something more respectful where casual drinking and sex will never be allowed.

If you've looked at it from afar and have never gone near it, how do you know what goes on inside?

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Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor:
I look upon this bar in disgust from afar. I would never go near it. I will see it closed down or turned into something more respectful where casual drinking and sex will never be allowed.

Hmm? By any chance is your surname Grundy? Or are you a member of the United Charlatan Church?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[QUOTE][qb] By any chance is your surname Grundy?

Hopefully it's not Glorion or Harbinger will throw a right hissy fit!

Fear not Sonnie & Harbinger, Glorion is a much more advanced sentinent than the Grundy I'm refering to here.

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Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor:
I look upon this bar in disgust from afar. I would never go near it. I will see it closed down or turned into something more respectful where casual drinking and sex will never be allowed.

Over my cute tiny yet firm dead ASS!!!

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
So when will this pageant be held? Where is the entry application? Who will be the judges? (I need to know who to bribe

)

I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake.

Keep it up and your gonna be in my bed!!!!

I'll have a beer with a Nyquil chaser, please.

One beer, one Nyquil chaser. Anything else I can get you, STU?

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Originally posted by Shark Beast Avatar:
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b] I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake.

yeah, i got some reservations about that myself ... [/b]

About how well I'll do in the Silk throng competiton or about how well you will do? [/b]

about myself ... not being a monstrous seven feet tall man-shark, with an oversized head and mouth, a large dorsal fin, skeletal arms and legs, and eagle-like talons for hands and feet, I'm sure you be just spiffy in your thong ...

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Originally posted by icefire:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b] So when will this pageant be held? Where is the entry application? Who will be the judges? (I need to know who to bribe

)

I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake.

Keep it up and your gonna be in my bed!!!! [/b]

so that's the way it is, huh?

<splash>

Never been in here before but have heard such good things about the place thought I would pop in for a swift one.

Nice place

Now can someone get me a pint please

Btw, Icey -- nice avatar. I'm flattered

In the interests of the peaceful pursuit of pleasure, I volunteer to take the Royal Inquisitor to a church supper during the Thong Competition so he won't disrupt the proceedings. Just save me a holocopy of the finals.

Oh, and coffee's on, very hot, very strong - just like all you sweet young things!

FC, you make wonderful coffee, thanks!

Hi everybody. Anybody here? Hmm, I guess I'll just clean up as usual.

Hi, ho, hi, ho, it's off to work we go....

Hi Semi. How about a cuppa Java?

Why sure ANK. You want anything in it? How about a donut - or is that just for Space Ranger (him being a law enforcement type and all)?

Nah, no donuts for me, Ranger eats enough for both of us, but he doesn't have to worry about his waistline.

Mine seems to be looking like the equator lately.

OK, no donuts for you. Maybe SHAKES should start a morning exercise class. Or we could blow out that other wall and add a gym - with personal trainers. You could have your choice of Biff or Babette. (Let me guess... )

Any suggestions for the name of the gym?

Well with a Bar named "Shakes" the Gym would have to be called "Sweats"

SWEATS, I like it. Quis do you want to be in charge of memberships? Be sure to get them to sign an iron-clad contract.

Is that the contract where they have to pay a fixed fee every month with usage charges and double the amount if they don't use the facilities?

Do you want me to just handle the contracts or do you also want me to run the gym er I mean Exclusive Health Spa? What would be my compensation? I'll settle for 10% of the revenues plus free use of the spa.

That's all well and good ( a very good idea actually) but I suspect many of our friends and customers aren't the sweating type. For them we could blow out that other wall over THERE and turn it into a candy store. We could call it SWEETS!

Well, Vee-licious, that'a a fine idea. But I'm a little concerned about expanding too quickly. I think the gym fits in and let's see how that goes. I will agree to a gum-ball machine on the premises, if that would make you feel better.

'Tisn't for me, just thinking about Ranger...and his gun!

Sentient, I like the Donut Shop idea best, and my 'gun' has been exersised quite regularly, lately, thank you.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(two Glazed and a Mocha Latte, Thank You)

That's another reason not to have a candy store. All that sugar makes Ranger wacky. He'd be more likely to shoot up the place again.

Umm...Ranger, so has your holster.

Sentient, speaking of crazy, where did my brother dissapear to?

The little sprockhead seems very intent on stiring up trouble lately.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Read Mrs. Grundy visits SHAKES for Details)

So I say let's go for the gym. It'll have a positive impact on our wet thong contests.

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Originally posted by Vee:
Umm...Ranger, so has your holster.

Well, the soft corinthian leather seems to handle the use quite nicely.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as long as it's kept well oiled)

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Well, the soft corinthian leather seems to handle the use quite nicely.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as long as it's kept well oiled)

What is it today? My telepathic ear plugs must be on the fritz becasue I don't get a sprockin' thing anybody is saying? Everybody is way too subtle.

Ranger, are you suggesting using very expensive Corinthian leather for thongs?

The only corinthian leather I know of is in my waiting space cruiser with walnut burl dashboard, corinthian leather seating and ample sleeping quarters. I'll not compromise my vehicle for spectacle.

Oh wait, never mind. Now I see what you're talking about.

BTW, do you know of another supply of corinthian leather? Thongs might look good in that.

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] Well, the soft corinthian leather seems to handle the use quite nicely.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(as long as it's kept well oiled)

What is it today? My telepathic ear plugs must be on the fritz becasue I don't get a sprockin' thing anybody is saying? Everybody is way too subtle.

Ranger, are you suggesting using very expensive Corinthian leather for thongs?

The only corinthian leather I know of is in my waiting space cruiser with walnut burl dashboard, corinthian leather seating and ample sleeping quarters. I'll not compromise my vehicle for spectacle.

Oh wait, never mind. Now I see what you're talking about.

BTW, do you know of another supply of corinthian leather? Thongs might look good in that. [/b]

Sentient, my favorite holster, the place I keep my 'gun' is not really made of soft corinthian leather, but the luxurious feel is quite similar.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(it nice to have a warm cozy place for your 'gun')

Well, thanks for explaining that. Could it be wildebeest hide?

More likely Nauga-Hide.

Nauga's are an endangered species. Shame on you Ranger.

Semi, The lining of my favorite 'holster' is not made from the hide of any endangered species. In fact quite the opposite is true.

And whilst I am not currently at liberty to reveal any further details, I assure you that the more my holster is used, the less endangered the species in question becomes.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Being an Environmentalist is FUN!!!)

Damn telepathic earplugs.

Forget it Semi, He is in awe of his own ability to be obtuse.

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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Never been in here before but have heard such good things about the place thought I would pop in for a swift one.

Nice place

Now can someone get me a pint please

Hey Far! I'll have a pint with you! Good to see you pal!

How you doing boys? How's a bourbon on the rocks sound?

Bourbon on the rocks sounds just great. You getting me one? Ha Ha, just a little lame bar-tender humor.

Hi Cobie. Any word from the Palace on the Trial?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(She's innocent I tell ya)

Yeah, spill the beans CK! Seems like things have gotten a little crazy around here. Crazier than usual!

**********Interlude***********

Almost there SemiSweets!

**********End Interlude***********

YEA!!!!!!!

Your numbers are dancing on the Top 40 thread!

Well, this is it! I absolutely have to make this post here, since SHAKES is probably responsible for half of my total! It's been a real blast!

Vee

WELL DONE VEE!!

Thanks, Harbinger!

Congratulations, Vee. And your numbers are also dancing in the top 40 posting thread, along with mine. Why I think it's a rhumba.

RRRrrrrrrrrhumba!!!!!

Oops, now they've changed to the Bossa-Nova. Can Freestyle be far behind?

Maybe, but not before the Conga, Tango & Samba!

And then when they get really drunk, well see the Bunny-Hop and the Hokie-Pokie

I just got a mental picutre of the international ballroom dancing champions doing the hokie pokie.

Hey Anybody!!!!!!

Hi, Icey. You getting excited about the pageant we're having for you to help you choose a man?

I can't wait!!!!!

Sounds like some of them can't wait either!

Well we should start planning. The opening number, the entertainment, the parade of suitors, the music for the thong dance competition, the formal attire segment, the impromptu interview and the announcement of the runners up and the winner. Now I know a crown would be inappropriate, so what do you think the winner should get (besides the obvious) Icefire? Of course, Icey'll do the crowning.

Runners up will receive kiss from me!!!! Winner a lifetime of pure JOY!!!!

Yeah, joy shmoy, very good. But he need's a symbol of his win. Beauty queens get a crown, what should your winner get?

Hey guys! I'm just stopping in real quick so I can run back into my other room to watch the Red Sox and Yankees.

I'll get back to you guys in a bit when I figure out more on the whole EE trial thing!

Oh, and I'll be a judge for the pageant! I'll serve as the strait judge that the contestants have to try and win over without shameless flirting! Yeah, I know, it might be out of place

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Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor:
*walks slowly by, peers into SHAKES*

*says nothing, walks away*

Well Space Ranger, you've done your homework! Nice job, I've done a little more research and your memory was correct. Looks like Royal Inquisitor has been around for awhile, I found this all the way back on page 36. What he really wants is still up in the air.

As for the EE trial, I'm going to have to leave this in the hands of Princess Crujectra for the time being. My one goal is to make sure no one interferes or tries to usurp the trial, namely the Royal Inquisitor, whoever he is. I'd also like to find out where he thinks he's getting his authority.

In the meantime, I'll have a drink!

I'm going to see Kill Bill in the next half-hour, it looks really good! I don't know how many of you are Tarrantino fans, but I am, and I'll let you guys know how it is without any spoilers! Have fun tonight guys!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Hey guys! I'm just stopping in real quick so I can run back into my other room to watch the Red Sox and Yankees.

I'll get back to you guys in a bit when I figure out more on the whole EE trial thing!

Oh, and I'll be a judge for the pageant! I'll serve as the strait judge that the contestants have to try and win over without shameless flirting! Yeah, I know, it might be out of place

You can judge them on their poise, intelligence and confidence.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Hey guys! I'm just stopping in real quick so I can run back into my other room to watch the Red Sox and Yankees.

I'm very happy now that I moved my TV next to my computer.

Why would you have it any other way?

I like to keep my 4th and 5th generation entertainment systems separate.

Does that make Icy a 10th generation entertainment system?

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Originally posted by Semi:
Yeah, joy shmoy, very good. But he need's a symbol of his win. Beauty queens get a crown, what should your winner get?

Perhaps a gold armlet? It would go well with leather, anyway.

Any idea when the contest will be held? I'd hate to miss it.

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Originally posted by Vee:
Does that make Icy a 10th generation entertainment system?

I'm very happy now that I moved Icy next to my computer.

(But I also a 9th generation version in my bedroom.

)

Well better start cleaning up for the festivities. I wonder if anyone besides CK left notes saying they wanted to be ajudge or help with Icefire's pagaent? We still need a choreographer, costumer, and Master/Mistress of Ceremonies.

When is the pagaent? How much time do I have to practice my baton twirling for the talent competition?

There is not yet a firm date for the pageant. I suppose we'll have to seek a consensus.

<Word of advice, Quis - baton twirling is not the kind of talent that is likely to impress Icefire or his judges.>

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Originally posted by Semi:
There is not yet a firm date for the pageant. I suppose we'll have to seek a consensus.

<Word of advice, Quis - baton twirling is not the kind of talent that is likely to impress Icefire or his judges.>

Really? I heard Icefire likes baton twirling or maybe it was "baton twirling".

I could always try playing the accordian.

If I remember what pageants I've seen, there is always one contestant twirling a baton or playing the accordian.

I am open to suggestions as to what I should do for the talent portion.

Rent a Chippendales video. I'm sure that'll give you some ideas.

But I don't mean to imply that that is the only type of talent that would work. It's just that batons and accordians scare a lot of people.

Maybe discuss a Supreme Court case? I think Icefire told Greybird that "serious is hot". (Check the Friday Flirtin' thread for ideas.)

That's a good idea, FC. Or maybe you could charm him with a romantic ballad, or a comedic routine. Playing the saxaphone is always sexy as well.

Slide trombone is even better.

We're just full of ideas, too bad we're not eligible. Well, I'm not.

Me neither, but I want to be a part of it too!

Something else else else you could do is a broadway-musical type performance. Maybe a re-enactment of a scene of Rent or from a Fred Astaire movie! How about a Bing Crosby performance from Holiday Inn? What, it's getting close to Christmas...

Well CK, you're already a judge. FC, you could also be a judge or the Mistress of Ceremonies.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:

Something else else else you could do is a broadway-musical type performance. Maybe a re-enactment of a scene of Rent or from a Fred Astaire movie! How about a Bing Crosby performance from Holiday Inn? What, it's getting close to Christmas...

The finale from Hair is always fun.

I already volunteered to keep the Royal Inquisitor out of your hair on pageant night. But if he's not going to be a problem, I could tend bar or something. Don't think I'm qualified to be a judge.

OK, you'll pour the champagne - Roderer Cristale

Semi, how about a JWB? I need something to help me recover from that last trip to the North Pole.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Geesh, I'm Dehydrated)

Sure, here's a JWB, Ranger. What were you doing at the North Pole?

This from today's SF Chronicle:

DEMI'S FURY AT SAUCY ASHTON
Actress Demi Moore saw red when her young lover Ashton Kutcher cavorted with two luscious ladies -- even though it was part of his TV show.
Ashton, 25, had a blast being stripped down to a silver thong by his "That '70s Show" castmates, but when he told Demi about his day at work, she was furious.

A pal says, "She was outraged. Ashton was taken aback that she was so jealous. He expected to giggle about it with her.

"He thought it was a bit like the kettle calling the pot black. Demi has made a career out of showing her naked body in films like 'Striptease.'"

Hmmmm, perhaps Ashton is also trying out for Icey's pageant.

Maybe we could get Ashton to be Choreographer

Quiet night in here. It'll give me a chance to get SHAKES restocked and cleaned up.

<You know, Semi's idea about putting SWEATS in next door is pretty interesting! Quis could manage it, Sharky could be the swin instructor, and Icy could be the towel boy. Bet he'd love that!

>

But, Vee-licious, who's going to be the personal trainer? (Oh I forgot, Biff and Babette) But they need a real person to train them.

Hmmm, have to think about that one. Some possibilities come to mind right away.

We could try to talk either Space Ranger or Cobalt Kid to leave the Security Office and join us here...

...Italian Boy might be an interesting trainer...

...or maybe either Almost But Not Quite New Kid or Super Lad Kid would be interested in taking on this new position.

I'm sure thee are many other possibilities to consider as well.

I'd like a caipirinha, please!

(Dude, that's hard to spell!

)

Try spelling it after you've had one!

Here you go STU!

Thanks, Vee!

[GLUB]

OK, lemme have another caiprinha please!

Wow! good job STU Here's number 2

OK, clue me in. What's a caiprinha?

Don't know but I found some in the back. STU seems to like it though!

[GLUB]

A cipirrhna is a Brazilian cocktaale made from limes and sugarewcane brandy...

*hic*

It's not harder to spel or anythign now!

I'm going to have to ask my sister-in-law about that.

Theyr verry good... kind of like a mojito but even betteer.

Please, can I have anotheer?

Well sure, now that I know we stock it.

*hic!*

Oh, puppy-STU, you're going to have to be careful. I don't want any accidents on SHAKES triple marine varnished wide plank Honduran mahogany floors.

The trainers need a trainer?

Why yes they do, because they're droids. They can do anything perfectly, once shown how. Unfortunately they've never yet been called upon to help humans develop their physiques.

How about an Opal Nera, Arachne?

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Originally posted by Semi:
Oh, puppy-STU, you're going to have to be careful. I don't want any accidents on SHAKES triple marine varnished wide plank Honduran mahogany floors.

No worries!

I assume you're wearing puppy-Pampers?

I'll take you up on that drink, Semi. It's a good night for one.

Here's the Opal Nera, Arach. So do tell - why is it a good night for one?

The forcast is predicting snow again.

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Originally posted by Semi:
I assume you're wearing puppy-Pampers?

Nope, I'm just real good at holding my liquor.

good STU.

I just got in to get the coffee going. Who's this cute little dog passed out behind the bar?

Appears to be someone that claimed to be good at holding his liquor.

Good coffee, FC, thanks!

Morning everybody.

Good morning. although the morning is almost over here on the East Coast.

Does Shakes have a luncheon menu?

if so, I'd like a burger and fries and a large cold Diet Coke.

Any of that good Java left?

Hi Empress. You're looking ravishing this morning.

HUH???

Hi Everyone!

Quis: Unfortunately, SHAKES does not have a food menu but I'm certain we could get the Starfield Lounge to send over your lunch order for you.

ABNQNK: I just put a fresh pot of coffee on to brew. I'll have a cup ready for you in a moment.

Thanks Vee.

I guess the Empress went back to the Starfield Room. It was nice that she was helping out here.

Semi, Vee, when that coffee gets ready, I would also appreciate a cup.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hmmm... Wonder how much a franchise goes for?)

Want anything in it Ranger?

<Snaps bar towel playfull at Vee>

Do you serve donuts?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(A Glazed Cruller? Is it worth the risk?)

No donuts. Sorry, Ranger, we don't serve food here.

Thats a good thing Semi, he's most likely already eaten a dozen today, already.

Vee,

Thanks for getting my lunch delivered.

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Originally posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid:
Thats a good thing Semi, he's most likely already eaten a dozen today, already.

Will you please lay off, Bro. It's too early for this.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(shameless MPPD, Post Count Padding)

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Originally posted by Semi:
Hi Empress. You're looking ravishing this morning.

Why thank you dearie! It's so nice to be free again! I brought Quis' lunch order over from the Starfield Lounge because I saw it was ready. Did I hear Ranger say that he wanted something to eat as well? I could go get it for him, if you want.

Sure Empress, but I don't really want to encourage our patrons to eat in the bar. After all, the Starfield Room has such a wonderful ambience.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Vee,

Thanks for getting my lunch delivered.

Thank Empress, Quis. She heard me mention it as she was coming in and ran over there to get it for you.

<snaps towel back at Semi!>

She seems to be radiantly happy, now that she's free of the regicide trial worries.

Ouch!

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Originally posted by Vee:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b] Vee,

Thanks for getting my lunch delivered.

Thank Empress, Quis. She heard me mention it as she was coming in and ran over there to get it for you.

<snaps towel back at Semi!>

She seems to be radiantly happy, now that she's free of the regicide trial worries. [/b]

We probably should hold a celebratory party for the Empress then. Perhaps the Starfield Room can cater it.

Shall I tell everyone to be here tonight?

Good idea, Quis. But lets leave the food in the Starfield Room. It's hard enough keeping this place clean without having to pick up dirty dishes and half eaten Wildebeest steaks.

<In retaliation, Vee shrinks Semi's head and his laugh becomes a squeak. Vee doesn't leave Semi's head shrunken for more tahn 5 seconds, as to do so would surely kill him.>

Semi, gasps, "Playing rough, plaything?"

A guy could wait for ever around her for an opportunity to hit post number

[Linked Image]

Sorry I missed it SemiSweets but congratulations. I just knew you could do it by yourself!

Congrats, Semi!, I just love laughing at those dancing numbers.

So, what can I get you guys? How about some tequila. Let's celebrate with margaritas - Heradura Silver. Any takers?

Si! Que rico!

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<In retaliation, Vee shrinks Semi's head and his laugh becomes a squeak.

Hey, Semi - how do I get a little head around here?

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Originally posted by Numf El:

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<In retaliation, Vee shrinks Semi's head and his laugh becomes a squeak.

Hey, Semi - how do I get a little head around here?

Careful, Numf El! Around here, that might get you more than you bargained for!

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Originally posted by Numf El:

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<In retaliation, Vee shrinks Semi's head and his laugh becomes a squeak.

Hey, Semi - how do I get a little head around here?

Well that's not on the menu at SHAKES, but if you hang around long enough, I'm sure good things will come your way.

Boy, Icy's going to be upset that he wasn't here!

Well Numf El could always enter Icey's pagaent, if that's his bent.

I doubt Harbinger would like that idea!

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Originally posted by Vee:
I doubt Harbinger would like that idea!

Oh, is Numf El, Harbinger's husband in the real world? I didn't know. Hope I didn't offend anybody.

Harbinger will laugh her little cotton socks off at the idea! She'll look like this --->

She is most definitely not married to Numf, though they have known each other for years..... She's my housemate and he's my big brother.....

Icey is my bent but not Numfs...

Hoorah for me I say as it means one less competitor in the ongoing battle to be Iceys primary beau!

Thanks for setting me straight (so to speak), Sonnie ... er S. I hadn't realized that you were also interested in Icey's pageant. We're going to quite a competition. What's your talent going to be?

my talent is rude!

as all the best are......

You should be the highlight of the pageant.

given the ***ahem*** length and breadth of the talent here on LW there should be a good competition!

Does saying "I saw him first!!" win me any extra points with the judges?

Well, you'll have to ask the judges -- on pageant night. Since I seem to have talked to most of the contestants, I'm going to have to recuse myself as a judge. Maybe I can be MC, since that post is not yet filled. I will do the impromptu interviews.

BTW, if your talent is truly pendulous, Icey will be pleased.

<blush!>

BTW, S, isn't it about 2 a.m. over there? I admire your stamina.

Oh, and I don't believe the <blush> for a moment.

Good evening folks. Do you still have green tea here, Semi?

Arachne, welcome. It's a slow night. Hoping that you would brave the blustery weather, I brewed a pot of green tea. Care for a cup?

I'd love one. I'm afraid the weather got me though. My throat's starting to get sore.

Maybe it's just from dry air; the furnace has been coming on more.

Why am I seeing spots all over my monitor? Somebody tell me this is a message board problem and not a computer bug.

Here's your tea. Tonight we're serving in Christian Dior Casablanca tea cups, with saucers.

Although I'm on the other side of the continent, I know what you're going through. I think there's a very nasty flu bug working it's way through North America. For me it started out with a chest cough, worked its way into a sore throat, then a head cold, and now that I'm getting over it, traces of all phases. It seems to last about two weeks. Not much you can do, except that when you get really miserable, have an extra shot of Opal Nera, or whatever your poison is.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Why am I seeing spots all over my monitor? Somebody tell me this is a message board problem and not a computer bug.

I see the same thing. I posted a thread down in ?? Science Police?? or whatever it's called. A lot of other people are experiencing the same thing. It's not your computer.

Thank goodness. I'd hate to be sick and computer gameless.

Rest assured. Legion World is in control of your screen. It controls, the horizontal and the vertical, and .... well you know the rest.

Thanks for the tea. I think I'll go do some Sims shopping before heading for bed. 'night.

yo, bar-keep!

Bucket of chum ... extra bloody ...

Sorry I missed you Sharky! I'll have some extra bloody chum ready when you stop back.

<Enters and surveys the place>

Nobody here again. Business has been slow lately. Well maybe Icey's pageant will help. And I'm sure that when we open SWEATS, our new gym, next door, that'll bring in business as well. Strange, though, Vee doesn't seem too keen on the idea of a gym. I wonder if there was some gym incident in his past that he's keeping from me?

<Busies himself stocking the bar>

Damn this place is dead. I think I saw Outdoor Miner skulking around the alleyways of LW. Maybe if I spray a mist of Red Dog into the air, it'll lure him in. And then his fans will follow. <devious grin>

Seems to have worked.

Fans? I have fans? Since when?

You have tons of fans. You're such a self-deprecating fellow that you don't notice.

Something else else on tap?

If you say so.

A Guinness would be wonderful.

A Guinesss it is. So Miner, what have you been up to?

Thanks.

Work, mostly. Nothing incredibly exciting. I wanted to show up last night but I crashed for about 14 hours instead.

How have you been?

I've been fine. Glad it's the weekend. But 14 hours? I don't think I've ever slept that long.

I had 3 nights in a row of 3 hours sleep previously. I can do that, but I have to make up for it eventually. And last night was eventually.

Good Guinness.

OK, Mr. Cryptic, why only 3 hours the past 3 nights?

Mostly a combination of baseball playoff games and computer stuff.

And here I thought you were drinking heavily and chasing wild sentients.

Oh, if only....

I think I need a refill.

Another Guiness. And so why aren't you out chasing wild sentients?

greetings ... anybody seen Icey?

Hey, Sharky. Icey is away for the weekend. We're hoping that he's having a good time.

hmmm ... not too good a time ...

I'm sure that what ever he is doing, your big ol' fin is on his mind.

well, it is a pretty mighty dorsal fin ... thanks for the reassurance ... where vee at?

I have no idea. Probably tucked into his king sized, Ralph Lauren paisley sheeted bed, with matching comforter set and tasteful hardwood headboard.

you seem to know his lair pretty well ...

Well I've got a good imagination.

word is that's not all that's good ...

Who've you been talking to?

reading the wall in the bathroom ...

I thought I told Troy to clean that off. Apparently, the Inquisitor snuck into our bathroom on the pretense of having to pee and wrote obscene grafitti on the wall. Judging by where he wrote it, he's quite short, you know.

fuckin' Inquisitor ... he's as bad as Fred Phelps

Fred Phelps - is that asshole irony in action or what. With all his talk of hell, he'll sure recognize it when he gets there.

You know, that's a bit strange - about the Inquistor, I mean. Maybe he just wants to belong; perhaps we should try extending the hand of friendship instead of denouncing his threats, all of which have proven empty so far.

Hi Cramey, Any Java Hot?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Friendship? Bah! Kick his Ass)

Of course, Ranger! I keep a fresh pot brewing until lunch time. Nothing worse than cool, stale coffee.

Hi everybody, glad to see you're helping yourselves. I think I'll have some tea myself - a nice chinese oolong would be just the thing this morning.

Good afternoon everyone! Hope you're all enjoying the remaining part of the weekend.

I say we just hunt the Inquisitor down, but then again, you could be right FC.

CK, are you taking FC's comment at face value? She's well known around these parts for playing with her food before she kills it.

Oh in that case, lets hunt him down!

I figure for my 500th post on this board, I should celebrate with a drink at SHAKES. 500 in four weeks isn't bad at all if I do say so...

Congratulations, Cobalt Kid on reaching
[Linked Image]

posts. Way to go!

So, what would you like, CK? As usual, it's on the house.

How about a Manhatten then? I'll have you make it for me, what do you think is the best bourbon for it?

Well there are lots of Kentucky bourbons that make a great manhattan. For an extra smooth one, though, I'd use Crown Royal. It's not as full bodied as a Kentucky bourbon, but it's elegant. Shall I shake one up?

I was just passing through, but I thought I'd stop in for a black and tan.

Black and tan? Rum and kahlua with cream?

No, no, no...

Black and tan is a crazy draft beer. Draft Guiness on top of draft Bass. It makes a nice black and tan layer effect in the glass. Tastes pretty good, too!

Are you sure you don't want me to add a little rum?

Nah. Clear liquors make me amorous and flirty!

Just the beer's fine.

Well, we can't have that, can we?

Here's your black and tan, KP.

Crown Royal sounds good to me Semi! Thanks!

KP, Semi, here's to you two and a nice afternoon of trading PM's back and forth!

Cheers! A serendipitous occurrence, to be sure!

OK, a CR manhattan for CK and a B&T for KP. Bottoms up!

<Downs his black and tan.>

I'm headin' out, fellas! Hope to see you all real soon! <Gaze lingers on Semi just for a second as he completes his Shane-style exit through the SHAKES swinging doors.>

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See ya around, cowboy.

Well I see that somethings just don't get taken care of when I'm not around. Poor SemiSweets! Nobody noticed that he hit a new milestone today! Congrats SemiSweets on post

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Can't think of a better way to celebrate my 2100th post than in recognizing my Sweets (and CK's 500th too! Congrats Cobalt Kid!)

Well, it's been a looong tiring weekend of chores around the house. Now that I've restocked SHAKES I think I'll call it a night since it's a slow night here. If any of you want a late night drink, help yourself!

Good night, LW!

Sharky am tired ... need a pick-me-up ... what's everybody up to?

I just stopped by for a black and blu-- er, tan! Can someone give me one?

Done.

Think I'll have one myself.

Hey Semi, sorry I missed your milestone! Congrats!

And thanks Vee!

Well, first things first. Here's to my Vee
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better late than never

Hey, who's ever here, I'm back from dinner. What can I get you. I'm a little tipsy, so don't complain if it's not perfect.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Hey, who's ever here, I'm back from dinner. What can I get you. I'm a little tipsy, so don't complain if it's not perfect.

Damn! Missed out on a tipsy SemiSweets! Long distance courtships aren't all their cracked up to be!

[helps himself to a glass of sangria]

Is that STU passed out behind the bar again?

Not again! and so early in the day....but he always looks thirsty and he's so cute when he begs, you can see why everyone gives him drinks.

Hey I'm back had a great weekend but missed you guys lots!!!!

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Not again! and so early in the day....but he always looks thirsty and he's so cute when he begs, you can see why everyone gives him drinks.

I can never resist that look a puppy gives you. In fact, in the last 10 years, I don't think I've ever eaten my whole dinner myself.

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Originally posted by icefire:
Hey I'm back had a great weekend but missed you guys lots!!!!

Welcome back Icefire. Be sure to read the back pages of SHAKES. We've been making plans for your pageant.

I can't wait for the start of the pageant!!!!

Haven't had any word yet whether Italian boy is participating. Quis Esq. and Sharky are in. But I'm not sure who else is. You better drum up some more conterstants, Icey. Get out there and flirt.

Sonnie, Nightcrawler and IB!!!!! i WANT THEM TO COMPETE!!!!oH AND LASH he's yummy!!!!

Well, you've got your work cut out for you.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Well, you've got your work cut out for you.

I can handle it!!!!

Perhaps a little nude star bathing by the pool at the Starfield Room would attract some interest.

Good idea Bro!!

Jeez, Cobie, you still don't have my alter ego out of the Legion World dungeon yet? It's getting stifling in there. Outdoor Miner doesn't use deodorant!

If the Grundy robots are gone from this branch of LMB reality, gimme a Scotch mist. With a Michelob chaser.

How about a lap dance Grey???

First time at SHAKES, eh Grey? Scotch mist and a Michelob coming right up. Oh, and put away your credits, drinks are always on the house at SHAKES.

Hey Semi, How's about a Joe 'n Jonnie?

Yay! Grey is here!

I'll have a scotch mist with you too then! Icey, Grey, Semi, here's lookin' at you kids!

Hey Cobie. Antoher Scotch mist coming up. And don't trip over STU (Sleeping Tranquily Underfoot).

Could I get a White Russian please!!!!

Thanks for the thought, Icey, but I've had a rough day, and my legs won't take it. Besides, if there's any more stress on this breechcloth , the belt will snap, and the Morals Police will be swarming the bar, and then where will we be? Too risky *sigh*

{/AnimalHouseChanneling ON}
Thank you, Semi, may I have another? Yikes! What a kick that had!
{/AnimalHouseChanneling OFF}

I think Grey just tured down Icefire. This is big news guys.

One White Russian for the Lady, and another Scotch Mist for Grey.

We appreciate how you keep your wings folded out of the way, Greybird. I'll bet unfurled, they could take out three or four tables.

Thanks Semi. I am going to go talk to Cobalt okay?

Hruumph... Well I guess you write one story... People start to ignore you...

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Well you certainly don't need my permission.

Hey! I'm inebro--, inebra--, inebru--, drunk enough to be a Milestone Whore! Look at the number o' posts below! In Roman numeralsh, itsh ...

>>>>> D C <<<<< !!!!!

Now, jush how mush Legion an' comic-booksh karma ish dat, I axsh ya? *hic*

Thanksh fer invitin' me here, Cobie et al., itsh binna blasht. Now how'm I gonna fly back ta LMB HQ widdout hittin' aircars ... gotta figger dat out ...

I do like the painting, ABNQNK. Thanks so much. What can I get you?

Thanks sweetie!

Wow, I take one phone call and I miss a whole page! Thanks for the drink Semi!

ANK, how about a drink?

Well, hello Kara

. I think I'll go for that talk now

And Grey, don't go anywhere, we have some drinking to do!

Go ahead and drink with Grey. I'll be around okay!

Congratulations, Greybird on reaching:

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I thought you might, and considering every thing else going on in that story is...

Well, I figured there had to be one good thing.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Thanks Kara! We'll all have a drink together! Why not, we can celebrate Monday, a day that never gets enough celebration.

Congrats Grey!

And thanks Cobie.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

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Originally posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid:
I thought you might, and considering every thing else going on in that story is...

Well, I figured there had to be one good thing.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Well, I'm glad it's just a story. Vee's not really greedy and I would never plot to kill him. Babette is a hardwired floozie droid (with a wicked left hook), so she could not be tampered with.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Thanks Kara! We'll all have a drink together! Why not, we can celebrate Monday, a day that never gets enough celebration.

Sounds good.

Reaches over and grabs CK's hand.

Now where did that Icefire get to? I need someone to tend bar while I wend by way home.

By the Way, where is Vee tonite? I figure he could through a few lines in there to help straighten out that mess.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

I can do it Semi.

OK, Kara, thanks.

ANK, I don't know where Vee is. He's been scarce all day.

Youse very very nice, Shemi. But I c'd swear dem numbersh were dancin'. Gotta clear things up. I bedda have a little one f'da road, er, air lane, er, dammit, I'm nevva gonna get takeoff clearance fr'm Metrop'lis ATC at dis rate ... where's da rest room, I gotta rest ...

Kara, can you show Grey over to one of the guest cottages at the Starfield Room. He's better off staying the night rather than crashing on take-off.

Sure thing. Hey Ck want to walk Grey to a room with me?

Goodnight Grey, it was a pleasure! Good to see you in here, stop by again soon!

Semi, I'll help Kara with the bar. And with anything else she needs

<puts arm around here>

ANK, another drink?

Removes Grey's hand from ass and puts him to bed.

Shuts door and leans in to kiss CK!

Well, I guess I'm Drinking alone. Bad sign that, but maybe I can come up with a few new ideas for the Mrs. Grundy Thread.

Hmmm...

Babette would you please rub my neck while I think?

Ahhhh...

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Enters SHAKES buttoning blouse!

<Cobalt emerges from the room with a smile. He decides to tidy up the bar while he waits for Kara to come out.>

Well ANK, how about another drink? The night is getting old for me, but I think I can stick around a bit more. Kara should be joining us again in a second...

*picks up tablet from nightstand* *gulp* *glugs water* *gets out of bed after long rest* *returns to the lounge*

Why, thanks, Semi, that Instant Congener, Hangover, and Hairball Remover tablet just did the trick. Say, I like this full-service bar!

And Kara, why didn't you, er, stay around? *tsk tsk* Oh, well, it wouldn't do to have the LMB Enquirer getting grist for its mill, would it? Come to think of it, have they run a Cobie story yet? *punches in number mentally to send hot tip via telepathic plug*

I'd have another, but I've still gotta get back to HQ and put on a new breechcloth. If it falls off in mid-flight, somebody's gonna look up, be dazzled by what they can see, and stop still in amazement in the air lane, and THEN what traffic tie-ups will we have?

In the immortal words of President Arnold Schwarzenegger (back in the 21st Century, and remember the 63rd Amendment), "I'll be back!"

Guess we emerged at the same time!

Have a goodnight Grey! Make sure you stop back in again soon! We'll be waiting

Well, looks like it's about that time for me to go to bed too (especially since I'm all tired now

).

ANK, Grey, Icey, Semi, it's been a pleasure. Kara, here is a key, if you'd like to join me...

Gladly accepts key. Hey CK can i interest you in a shower?

Boobs!

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Originally posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers:
Boobs!

<Semi returns to bar, only to find one shark waiting for a drink>

Sharky, banish such thoughts from you mind. We no longer serve bi-beer here.

got milk?

How about a nice glass of chum?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Wow, I take one phone call and I miss a whole page!

The moral is: never answer the phone.

yes, please ... what are you having? I hate to drink alone and that minx Icefire is never around anymore ...

UHHHHHMMMMMM!!!!!

That minx Icefire is around but he never flirts anymore...

icey, where ya been?

Oh! Stu you cutie let me scratch you behind the ears!!!!

so, that's it, huh, Icey? I'm yesterday's seafood special?

Nope you are my main course Sharky!!!!

not sure that I like being part of a buffet ...

Honey I'm the buffet so eat up!!!!!

Semi warned me about you ...

With all this seafood flirting, you'd think this was a lesbian bar.

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Originally posted by icefire:
Nope you are my main course Sharky!!!!

Just don't fill up too quickly.

Boobs!

hey stu ... come closer to the water ...

Can't you come up on land? It looks like you have legs... or at least a leg, or...

Oh wait, never mind.

would you like to rub my dorsal fin? I just had it reattached ...

Sure is busy in here tonight! I had to wade through 6 pages of conversation to get caught up. How is everyone?

Hello Vee ... I think Icey is playin' me ...

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Originally posted by Vee:
Sure is busy in here tonight! I had to wade through 6 pages of conversation to get caught up. How is everyone?

Where have you been? I was so worried, er.. concerned... well, lonely, actually -- if truth be told.

you two wanna be alone?

Feelin' frisky and countin' down to post 1000!

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Originally posted by STU:
Feelin' frisky and countin' down to post 1000!

We're here for you STU. Glad you woke up. It was murder stepping over you all day at the bar.

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b] Sure is busy in here tonight! I had to wade through 6 pages of conversation to get caught up. How is everyone?

Where have you been? I was so worried, er.. concerned... well, lonely, actually -- if truth be told. [/b]

Been putting out brush fires all day long today. Just got home and had a bite to eat but couldn't go to bed without at least dropping in to have a little time with my SemiSweets and friends.

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Originally posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers:
you two wanna be alone?

No we're very social.

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Originally posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers:
Hello Vee ... I think Icey is playin' me ...

Sharky, I don't know if he's playin' you but I'm fairly certain he wants to play with you!

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Originally posted by Semi:
It was murder stepping over you all day at the bar.

Yeah, I sure was out cold for a while. But why are my pants around my ankles...?

Listen to Vee, Sharky. Icey is very upfront, unless of course, if he's showing you the backdoor.

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Originally posted by Vee:
Been putting out brush fires all day long today.

I knew it! Vee works as a fire fighter for the National Park Service.

Looks like someone though STU stood for Slacks Temporarily Undone!

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Semi:
[b]It was murder stepping over you all day at the bar.

Yeah, I sure was out cold for a while. But why are my pants around my ankles...?

[/b]

We ran out of puppy pampers, so put you on a puppy pee pad. No sense in using both.

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b]Been putting out brush fires all day long today.

I knew it! Vee works as a fire fighter for the National Park Service.

[/b]

Hi Guys, just decided to stop in for a quick JWB before calling it a night.

Why, Look at that. 700. Who'd O' thunk it.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Here you go ABNQNK! BTW, I'll see if I can't add a few lines in the morning when I'm thinking clearly.

Thank's Vee, Somebody's got to save those poor folks in that story.

Won't be me though, I'm laughing too hard at the idea of Icefire and Umber attending Bob Jones University together.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Hey, where's Al-Ne-Kid's numbers? Guess I gotta do everything myself. Happy

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Way to go, ABNQNK!

Hey Congrats Kid! And STU just hit 1000!

Awww... Geee... Thanks Guys.

...or at least should any moment now!

Well, puppy STU (Still Tallying Up), way to go and congratulations on:

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Great Job STU!

Good night all! I'll try to catch up tomorrow. HAve fun!

'Night baby. I'll be quiet when I come in.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Well, puppy STU (Still Tallying Up)...

STU told me to tell you that he is incredibly impressed by your S-T-U-ing, because that stuff is hard!

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Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

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Originally posted by Semi:
[b] Well, puppy STU (Still Tallying Up)...

STU told me to tell you that he is incredibly impressed by your S-T-U-ing, because that stuff is hard! [/b]

Thanks. I have a Semi Transparent Understanding of that, though.

Drinks all around and 500 to me. Celebrating post number 500 here at Shakes

All right, Great Job Quis, you briefcase totin' lawyer type you!!!

Way to go, Quisesqy. And here's to many more, beyond your current

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Congrats, Quis!

So what's everybody having?

I'll take a Joe 'n Jonnie Semi, but, I'm feeling a bit paranoid lately so do you mind if I get it myself?

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Congrats there Quisy, here's to many many more fun posts from you.

May I have a glass of tonic water Semisweets?

Hi, Binger. Good to see you.

And you 'Kid, hows life been treating you Chuck?

Just Peachy Binger. Anything new coming up over in Bits?

Not from me tonight, I'm away to retire for the evening (I'm on formal mode didn't you know) but I promise that as soon as I read the next installment of Ron Karr's wonderful story I'll post on a tag-team or maybe even two!

That was mean, sorry.

Funny though

G'night Chuck, thanks for the water Semi

xxB

Goodnight, Harbs. ANK, why would you feel paranoid in SHAKES?

good night from me as well. I have tomorrow off from work so won't be posting until Thursday.

Take care all

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Originally posted by Semi:
Goodnight, Harbs. ANK, why would you feel paranoid in SHAKES?

Look Semi, I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a rumor about some Purple Powder that...

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Oh, I'd never use that purple powder on friends.

And we'll just have to see what that powder does, now won't we.

Somehow Semi, I think your fat "friend" in the garish suit is going to lose his taste for KOKO Kola.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

You're probably right. But he's going to acquire some other "tastes" that won't go over well with Rev. Uptight N. Upright and Mrs. Grundy.

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Originally posted by Semi:
You're probably right. But he's going to acquire some other "tastes" that won't go over well with Rev. Uptight N. Upright and Mrs. Grundy.

So AlneKid

Did you like the way I kept my promise?

Hi Sweets!

Hey, Let the party begin!!!!!

Hi Icy, how are you tonight? Rarin' to go it seems!

I'm in a good mood tonight Vee!!!!

Yep I can tell. Sounds like you had a great weekend too from all reports.

Had a blast up in the mountains wish you and Semi could have been there!!!!

Someone had to stay home and mind the store. Unfortunately I got tied up doing a bunch of things and it turned out to be Semi all by himslef for most of the time.

That's my Bro!!!

I feel really bad about it though. He's been carrying the load in running SHAKES almost by himself most of the time. And things have been hoping in her the past few days!

Wow, LW is a bit empty tonight, huh? (Except for the 40+ visitors!)

At least SHAKES is somewhere you can go where everybody knows your name.

I'm not sure what I want tonight -- I'd like to be surprised!

Stu how about a jack and coke?

Here STU let me make you a special drink....hmm hmmm hmm ... a little of this, a splash of this...ooooh, a drop of this ...and finally a nice strong pour of this....

There you go STU I just invented it. It's called STU All Over. (Still Tingling Uncontrollably)

I'll have both -- first the Jack and Coke, and then the STU All Over, which sounds like it would just about hit the spot right now! (Long day at work, ugh...)

Hey guys. Vee, are we really here at the same time?

Puppy STU, did anyone feed you. We wouldn't want you to be Skinny Through Underfeeding.

Hi Icey.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Hey guys. Vee, are we really here at the same time?

Puppy STU, did anyone feed you. We wouldn't want you to be [b]Skinny Through Underfeeding. [/b]

No worries! Someone set out a nice tray of kibbles and bits and bits and bits!

<SharkLad breaks through the water's surface>

How's everybody doin'?

I needs me something to drink, and somebody to drink it with ...

<splash>

I'm here! Just enjoying my STU All Over and my Kibbles.

kibbles? jeez, some people will eat anything ...

<splash>

[Arachne helps herself to an Opal Nera.]

What kind of wine goes with kibles, anyway?

Depends on whether the kibbles are made from red meat or white meat.

(Though I suspect that any wine that you get out of a box would suffice.

)

I wouldn't feed that boxed wine to a dog.

Hi, Arachne, good to see you. You and I are going to have to sit down one of these days and have an Ouzo evening. We'll break plates in the fireplace (I'll have one built)

Well, it sure hasn't been very busy in here tonight. Maybe I need some go-go droids.

I've never tried ouzo, sounds like fun.

Did I hear something about go-go droids?

Absolut Citron and Diet Coke, please.

Hi KP. Have you seen Semi's trainers yet?

Good to see ya, Arachne! It's possible that I have... I dunno, being off-board lately, I feel a bit left behind.

Arachne, Ouzo, is a licorice drink ,like opal nera, but not so sweet. It's a traditional liquor of Greece. Have you had Sambucca? It's less sweet than that.

We'll have a greek meal - starting with saganaki, a flambe'd cheese, and then a greek salad and some dolmades (grape lieaves stuffed with lamb and vinegared rice.). Then some psari (fish grilled) with Retsina (Greek white wine). I don't do dessert, but if you like, there's lot's of sweets. We'll finish off with the Ouzo.

KP, disco-droids are all the rage. I especially like the "It's Raining Men" line.

Sigh. It looks like I'm back.

Damn it.

I'll have another drink.

You're only as back as you want to be. How about champagne?

Hmm, I think that as proprietors, Semi and Vee have a legal responsibility to keep you form posting too much.

Champagne sounds good.

Roderer Cristale for you.

Very good, too bad I'm cutting myself off. Catch you later, guys.

Cheers.

I didn't expect to have an epiphany this evening.

Nighty-night, Arachne!

Night Arachne. We'll dine another time.

Anybody need a drink?

<Wipes bar, arranges high-ball glasses neatly behind the double old fashioneds>

Semi darlin' could I trouble you for a nice chilled sparkling water with slice of lime please?

And how are you today as well?

Hi Harbinger! Hello gorgeous! How are both of you today?

Hi, Harbinger. Of course, you can trouble me. Here's a Gerolsteiner with a wedge of lime

Vee, how you doing? Just stopping in?

He probably needs a cool drink after looking at naughty pics last night

Princess, we all need a cool drink after that. Or maybe a cold shower.

Hey!!!!

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Originally posted by Crujectra:
He probably needs a cool drink after looking at naughty pics last night

Boing, boing, boing...

Hi Icey.

Hi KP. Be careful with that pogo stick.

Boing, boing, boing? That must have been the Hot Teens on Trampolines site...

I bet Almost New Kid would like us to install a trampoline in here. Well it ain't gonna happen, just like the mud-wrestling ring ain't gonna happen.

Lively group in here today!

You want a drink Vee?

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Originally posted by Semi:

I bet Almost New Kid would like us to install a trampoline in here. Well it ain't gonna happen, just like the mud-wrestling ring ain't gonna happen.

Another Superbly an' jes' great idea rejected!!! An' anyhoo it was jell-o rasslin'... get them thar terminlogies right. Seemi.

Yes please.

Uh, could I get a Joe n Jonnie please?

I'll get that for you AlNeKid!

Semi, how is your chocolate martini?

Thanks Deep Vee. Uh, is that a new outfit?

How do you make a chocolate martini?

No, don't think so. Does it look different or did Semi just make parts of it disappear?

A nice vodka, chocolate liqueur, and something else... maybe Kahlua?

I didn't do nothin'. I'm innocent this time. Please don't shrink my head again.

Well... It must be Semi, unless you're trying to make butt cleavage fashionable. Course you never know...

You been sipping the bi-beer again AlNeKid?

Bi-beer! I never touch the stuff, myself...

Only if you snuck some in my Joe N Lonnie, Oops I mean Joe N Jonnie. And you'd never do that. I hope.

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Originally posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid:
Well... It must be Semi, unless you're trying to make butt cleavage fashionable. Course you never know...

Semi, I think I must have gotten one of those defective ear plugs of your by mistake!

I think I might have sipped some once. That evening with Emerald Empress. Fortunately it wore off quickly. We're still friends, though.

I guess I'll just have my old standby, Absolut Citron and Diet Coke.

AlNeKid isn't making a lot of sense today. I think he's depressed from lack of "jigglies"

Well, the Empress is rather tempting isn't she?

I'm willing to try a chocolate martini, if you tell me what's in it.

Aah, ferget all these wussy foofy drinks... I'll just have a double Grey Goose on the rocks with a twist.

That I can make. Coming right up.

KP, here's the Grey Goose on the rocks. Now, what was it of your's you wanted me to twist?

Vee, you're acting a little lecherous.

Who me? Lecherous? Why I resemble...I mean resent that remark! I'm merely trying to be solicitous of our dear friend KP's needs so he'll continue to grace us with his presence on a regular basis.

Huh?

Come on baby, let's do the twist!

Better be careful Vee. If you twist the wrong thing, KP might transform into something like -- a hedge clipper?

Well, an involuntary response IS an involuntary response!

I was just warning Vee.

Where's Icy when you most need him?

He's probably skinny dipping next door in the Starfield pool.

Kid Prime, it's good to see you back! I've stopped in briefly just to have a drink with you! And see my buddies at SHAKES of course

!

How about a quick one boys, before I head out?

What'll you have Cobie?

It's good to BE back!

Oh... no warning necessary... I promise I won't clip you when you twist me! Of course I can't be responsible for any other involuntary transformations...

How about a shot of Irish Mist and a cold Bass on tap? I think this is a good way to start the evening.

Rumor is it might snow up here in CT tonight, and I'm suddenly feeling very Christmas-sy!

Brrrr! Fortunately Legion World is climate controled and we don't have to deal with that.

Irish Mist and a Bass. Is it too early for:

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'd love to have a White Christmas again.

Just passing through...

Nothing to look at here

Hey guys I need a beer!!!!

Have a nice swim, Icey?

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Originally posted by Semi:
Irish Mist and a Bass. Is it too early for:

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'd love to have a White Christmas again.

Possibly. Though they DID just put the big wreath up at the mall. I was astounded. I like delaying my christmas spirit as long as possible, though, so I'm not tired of it by the time it actually comes. So no egg nog for me... yet... I will have another Grey Goose, though, this time with tonic, please.

Grey Goose and tonic, with a dash of Angostura bitters. Try it, you'll like it.

That DOES sounds good...

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Originally posted by Vee:
Brrrr! Fortunately Legion World is climate controled and we don't have to deal with that.

Vee, you'd like winter. Especially the part where we snuggle up all warm in blankets in front of a roaring fire, while the wind whips the snow into huge drifts outside the cabin walls.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Irish Mist and a Bass. Is it too early for:

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'd love to have a White Christmas again.

Should old acquaintance be forgot
and think of auld lang syne...

That song makes me misty-eyed...I guess it's been too many years of "It's a Wonderful Life"...

"we'll drink a cup of kindness yet
for auld lang syne..."

Sure glad we had that piano installed.

It's hard to think of Christmas when it's 80 degrees out. I wish it would get cold for good... it'd be time to build a fire in the fireplace and get down to that snuggling Semi talks about!

I hope I get to use my fireplace before Christmas this year.

Seeing as it's about 40 here, I'll be thinking of you guys. I love the Christmas season myself! How about another early Christmas drink boys? Just a quick one...

brandy and egg-nog?

Ummm! Now that sounds good! Count me in!

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b] Brrrr! Fortunately Legion World is climate controled and we don't have to deal with that.

Vee, you'd like winter. Especially the part where we snuggle up all warm in blankets in front of a roaring fire, while the wind whips the snow into huge drifts outside the cabin walls. [/b]

See, now that has a strange appeal even if it is bitterly cold outside!

I need Icefire to lower the temperature around my house!

Icey would probably raise the heat. Sometimes his powers act up.

Looks like things have quieted down yet again around here... this place certainly goes through iterations!

Not everyone is gone, KP!

Hey, Vee! What's shakin, man?!?

Not much. How are you? I'm sure you've been told by others but it's so great having you back around. I missed you!

I'm great! I missed you guys too!

<Punches Vee affectionately in the shoulder>

Awww! <punches KP back then runs!>

Ow! That was hard!

<Pursues Vee hotly and giggly>

Hehehe! <Looks over his shoulder and laughs while running through the doorway into the Starfield Lounge>

So, what can I get you, KP?

Oh, a shot of Rumpel Mintz... <looks worriedly around>

Wait! Cancel the Rumpel! Does Semi have any GAY GOOSE vodka behind the bar???

Do you mean Gray Goose?

No! This is a special vodka made by the company that makes Bi-Beer! Would you check and see??? I know it's expensive, but it's for a good cause!

<rattle, rattle, rummage, shuffle, rattle...>

Hmm, didn't know we had any of that...

<shuffle, rattle, rummage, rattle...>

Well what do you know! Isn't SemiSweets just amazing! Never seems to matter what someone wants, no matter how exotic, he always seems to have at least one bottle in stock...

Quick! Pour me a shot!

Of Frangelico?????

Oh! You thought I found a bottle of Gay Goose? No, I found a bottle of Frangelico, one of my all time favorites! I haven't had any of this in ages!

Sorry, I'll keep looking

<rattle, rattle, shuffle...>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hehehe!

Just teasing, KP! Here you go, one bottle of Gay Goose!

<Glug, glug, glug>

THAT'S better!

I'll bet!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
<Pursues Vee hotly and giggly>

There goes the Mr. Vocabulary reputation right out the window.

Wow, that Gay Goose is powerful stuff!

<Eyes Vee>

Well, I finished the remaining beer in that keg that someone left by the pool, and I'm still thirsty.

Does anyone have something... I dunno, stronger...?

<Swivels on his bar stool to look at Stu>

You drank from the beer that was lying by the pool?

Here you can have some of this Ga..I mean Gray Goose vodka if you'd like.

Um... yeah, Stu... Ga... GREY Goose is really good vodka!!! You should definitely try some!

[CHUG]

<Watches Stu CHUG!>

So... how was it?

Hey I really could use a drink!!

*hic*

Tasty!

More please!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Hey I really could use a drink!!

Why don't you have some of what I'm having?

It's apparently called Ga--Grey Goose! (Kind of an odd name, but it tastes great!)

You know, I happen to have my very own supply back in my room! We could go watch a vid or something while we drink! How about it?

KP are you inviting me, Stu or both of us????

[eyes KP and Icey]

*hic*

The more, the merrier!

Wow... er... Wow!

Okay, well, um... let's head over to my room, then! I, um, guess! Yeah, let's go!

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Originally posted by STU:
[eyes KP and Icey]

*hic*

The more, the merrier!

Well, I am kinda in the mood for some fun!!!!

Have fun guys! It's about time for me to call it a night. CAtch you all tomorrow!

Night, Vee! Be good!

Night Vee!!!!

I think it may be time for me to call it a day myself!

kissy kissy KP!!!!!

Good night, all!

Love ya Stuey!!!!!

<enters and looks around>

What are all these water marks all over the floor? Looks like there were hijinks going on in here. Hmmm.

Anyway, bars open. Anybody here?

<Eyes an empty bottle of Gay Goose>

Hm, wonder what went on here last night...

Well, I don't know, Cobie, as I wasn't here. But I wouldn't be surprised if somebody got goosed. Damn, I was saving that bottle for a special occasion.

What, you just had one bottle?!?

I can speak from... ah... PERSONAL experience... you need to get some more of that stuff in, and PRONTO!

Hey, K.P. So who got goosed?

I'm not the type to kiss and tell...

I saw who you were kissing.

There IS more sugar in the bowl, you know.

Can I have a gin and tonic?

Yes, gin you can have. But lay off the Gay Goose. I was saving that bottle for a cold winter night, a roaring fire, with a snow storm howling outside the cabin walls.

But it's still 80 degrees out!!!

Kid Prime,

It was snowing here this morning. Nothing was sticking though.

maybe we will have a white Thanksgiving :rolleyes:

I'm tired of hot weather.

Hi KP, Hey Semi, Got a Joe n Jonnie around?

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Kid Prime,

It was snowing here this morning. Nothing was sticking though.

That's good, I hate it when everything's sticky in the morning.

Hey AlNeKid, here's a joe and johnnie 0 want a shot of whatever's in this almost empty vodka bottle?

Nah, I never drink potato juice.

Ok, Al, no spud squeezings for you. More johnnie?

Good night gentlebeings! I'll take my diet coke for the road. see you all tomorrow

G'night, Quis. Drive carefully.

No, Semi, I think I've had enough tonite, see ya tomorrow.

Night ABNQNK.

Well, it's tea-time here in California. I'm going to brew a cup (not a pot) of Lyon Mountain Meemum, a black tea.

Hey Bro!!!! Can I have some tea?

Sure, Ice-tea I suppose?

Yep with a lemon slice please!!!!

Heh... "Iced tea with lemon..." the bane of my existence. Oh well, it's better than "water with lemon..." Ugh.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Heh... "Iced tea with lemon..." the bane of my existence. Oh well, it's better than "water with lemon..." Ugh.

I drink that too KP!!!!!

You want one too, KP?

Nah. I'll just have a beer.

I'll have an "Arnold Palmer," please.

then, I guess I'll have a "tiger's wood" ...

STU, what's an Arnold Palmer?

Beer for KP, ice-tea and lemonade for STU, and Tiger's Woody for Sharky. Hi guys.

Hi SemiSweets! Missed you!

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Originally posted by Vee:
STU, what's an Arnold Palmer?

See above

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Originally posted by Vee:
Hi SemiSweets! Missed you!

Hmmph! You never write, you never call, I saw you cavorting with KP. That Gay Goose -- I was saving for us.

Never heard of that before.

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b] Hi SemiSweets! Missed you!

Hmmph! You never write, you never call, I saw you cavorting with KP. That Gay Goose -- I was saving for us.

[/b]

WHAT!!!!!! VEE AND KP!!!!!!!

Ummm...did you also notice that I came home and went to bed when the fun was about to begin?

PS: We won't need no Gay Goose!

Awwww Vee Gimme a hug!!!!!

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Originally posted by Vee:

Ummm...did you also notice that I came home and went to bed when the fun was about to begin?

No, 'cause after reading about the fun Gary had at Rhino's restaurant, I got in a teleport tube and had dinner there.

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Originally posted by Vee:
PS: We won't need no Gay Goose!

You're right about that, VEE-licious.

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b] PS: We won't need no Gay Goose!

You're right about that, VEE-licious.

[/b]

Rather VAR-iable mood you're in, VEE.

Yes Var-y Var-iable, if I do say so myself (hmm, I guess I actually did!

) How was your tea?

Hey I'm still here! Do you guys need some alone time?

Hey Icy! Nope you're always welcome (well almost always

) BTW, looks like you and I have just hit new milestones! Congrats!

Yep we have Congrats Vee!!!!

And it also looks as if SemiSweets may have reached 1700 earlier today!

So let's see 1900 + 1700 + 2200 =

[Linked Image]

***That's one exclamation mark for each of us!!!

Thanks Vee. I've missed you.

Me too. Our schedule seems to have us passing like ships in the night!

Big ships. Do you remember the scene in Fellini's Amarcord when the whole town rowed out into the sea at night to greet the ocean liner?

Was SHAKES closed today for some reason? New fall hours?

Hi, Madame Cramer. No, SHAKES wasn't closed. It's just been awfully slow. I've checked in periodically to see if anybody needed anything - but there was nobody here. Perhaps they are all resting up for the weekend. A tea perhaps?

Icey comes in and grabs a beer!

Hi Icey. You're going to have to chill that yourself.

Hi FC. How are you Icy? Hi SemiSweets!

Hi Vee. It looks like you've got me in quite a predicament in the Grundy/SHAKES thread.

Hiya boys, how about a little of the hair of the dog that bit me?

The Grundy thread is heating up. I'm eagerly awaiting to learn who Pastor Uptight is...

Sure Cobie, hre's a "Poodle Punch"

Sounds good! I feel like I haven't posted that much this week, when I know that I've posted more than most. My week went by too fast, I don't even know what day it is anymore.

Nothing like a stiff drink on a quiet night...

I think I'll have a drink as well. Semi, can I get you something?

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Originally posted by Semi:
Hi Vee. It looks like you've got me in quite a predicament in the Grundy/SHAKES thread.

Not at all, the truth shall set you free!

Well since I'm working behind the bar, I'll get you whatever you want. I can't drink while I'm working. Malpractice insurance doesn't cover that.

What'll you have?

May I have a Black Russian then, please.

Black Russian: That's Kahluha and Vodka, n'est-ce pas?

Oui!

Bon. Et, voici.

Merci mon ami

Whew, after that last story segment I definately need a Joe n Jonnie.

Free KOKO and Jinx!
(See Mrs. Grundy for Details)

Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses, please.

[tips hat at the proprietors]

Here you go Kid! As for you Raging Bull, any preference on the whiskey for your men or the beer for your horses?

How is everything tonite Vee, quiet I hope? I'll have a double JWB, on the rocks.

Hey Ranger! Yeah it is a little quiet tonight but it's still early. I imagine the regular gang will be in eventually. Here's your JWB.

Thanks, Vee. I don't know why but it sure seems like Legion World Has quieted down some lately.

Some but not too much. Also, there's been alot of stuff going on in peoples lives. Semi was gone for a while, as was I. KP took a sabbatical, Gary went away with the BF, Scott & Caroline are moving and there are lots of stories under way, tag team and otherwise, that take up alot of time.

Hi Guys. Ranger, you able to sit better now?

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Originally posted by Vee:
Here you go Kid! As for you Raging Bull, any preference on the whiskey for your men or the beer for your horses?

Jack Daniel's for my men, Shiner Bock for my horses.

Thank you kindly, sir.

I assume a trough of Shiner Bock is workable. I'll set that up in the alley for them.

Vee, you're so resourceful. But what is Shiner Bock? I hope it's not alcoholic. I don't condone messing with animals' minds. While I'm not a card carrying member of PETA, I share some of their sentiments.

Shiner Bock is beer that's brewed in Texas.

So, Mr. Bull, I hope you don't mind if we serve your horses a fine mineral water instead. We've got some hay for them as well. (Willie Nelson was a good guy, but he didn't know much about feeding horses.)

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Originally posted by Semi:
Hi Guys. Ranger, you able to sit better now?

*annoyed voice on*

Yes Semi, I am able to sit properly now.

*annoyed voice off*

Thanks for all the Medication you provided me with though, I don't remember if I thanked you for that or not.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Jeesh, one dildo, one time, and you never here the end of it)

Ranger, you're welcome. I'm just happy I didn't have to help you apply that medication. Although it was a tub-full, wasn't it.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Jeesh, one dildo, one time, and you never here the end of it

ain't that the truth ...

How about some chum, chum?

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Jeesh, one dildo, one time, and you never here the end of it

Actually, the truth is you never see the end of it.

(Think about it)

Anybody want a lemonade? It's downright hot today.

Ummm sounds good! May I?

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Originally posted by Semi:
Anybody want a lemonade? It's downright hot today.

hot? it's friggin' freezin' on the island of long ...

oh, and yes, some chum would be lovely ...

We're up to 88F today, in San Francisco. This is wierd.

Early Saturday evening, and the bar is dead. Maybe I'll have to give some thought to buying a couple of stripper droids.

Yo... Semi, Did I just hear the Magic Words????

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Yes, AlButNeKid, I just might get stripper droids. One girl and one guy. But no, no, no, the girl will not be a Harbinger clone. We don't go that far for our customers. You will just have to be content with the real thing - if she'll have you.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Yes, AlButNeKid, I just might get stripper droids. One girl and one guy. But no, no, no, the girl will not be a Harbinger clone. We don't go that far for our customers. You will just have to be content with the real thing - if she'll have you.

Spoilsport.

What's with these constant retcons of your name. Abnquank? For God's sake, man, choose a name and stick with it! I think ButNeKid is perfect for you. But, we always like the silver age "Almost New Kid". Kinda has a ring.

So, what can I get you?

Or AlNeKid...I like that one as well!

I Don't Know Semi, What is the traditional drink to celebrate the Marlins winning the World Series?

P.S. I know it's NOT Gay Goose Vodka.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Cutty Shark?

With a Twist?

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Here's your Cutty, Abby-quack. I got that right didn't I?
Hi Vee. Look at my numbers! I'm getting up there

Actually it looks as if you've arrived at

[Linked Image]

Congrats, SemiSweets!

Why yes I did. And I can't tell you how nice it is that you are here to share it with me. How've you been?

Good. Busy day today. Had some former charges in town so had to pay host.

Well, I hope you didn't have to pay too much for your charges.

Well, the interest has built up over the years!

Oops! Just saw my typo! Guess it wouldn't be Vee without one!

What do you say we have a night cap at that table in the corner, with the banquette seat and the low lights? Babette can mnd the bar.

Kind of Freudian. I always do pick up the tab when they visit.

SOunds quite nice. Excellent idea, SemiSweets!

Let's leave Freud out of it. I'm more of a Jungian.

But Freud was so kinky!

Talk about bad timing on that one!

<Babette is quickly given an order for two Roderer Cristale champagnes -- Semi's idea-- and she departs. She is back in a flash, delivers the order, poo-poos the suggestion of a tip and departs.>

Semi snuggles a little closer to Vee.

Ahh! Now this is what life is all about sipping chapagne with your honey in your arms. This could easily be the definition of "bliss" in Oxford's Unabridged.

Only one thing could make it better - if you didn't have that wildebeest tunic on. It's so scratchy.

Your wish is my command. I aim to please. <Begins to untie the thongs that hold the wildebeast tunic on.>

Where did I get this tunic? Was it a present? It's certainly not something I would normally buy for myself!

Semi helps with the wildebeest ties. He accidently caresses Vee nipple while doing so.

Ooooh! You naughty boy! I'm glad you're here to help though. You know how fumble fingered I am.

<Semi inhales the man scent from Vee's tanned chest. He sighs contentedly.>

He hesitates, but decides to go for it. "Vee, are you with me on SWEATS?"

CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle tinkle!

Babette's gyroscope need recalibration I think along with her timing chain!

Sorry, what did you ask Semi?

Vee, I get the feeling you're not to keen on the SWEATS expansion.

Hey, Semi, when are them new droid strippers gonna start?

Free KOKO and Jinx!

No, I think it's a great idea. I'm just worried that we may be spreading ourselves to thin. You already work harder than anyone I know here.

Well, I have a lot more stamina than you know.

Hey, NeKid, come and join us.

Oh, I know! I just wan't you to have the time to prove it to me in private on occasion!

Jeesh, I can't keep up with all the variations on the NEKKID jokes, I may have to change my name to Semi Nekkid Fellow.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Hey Kid! Don't mind me I'll just shortne whatever you use anyway! Join us for a drink?

Sure, I'll have another of those Twisted Cutty Shark things. MAybe V-Nekkid would be a good name?

Vee, you've had a little too much Klordy celebration. What does "shortne" mean"

Hey Kid, Vee was a little warm. You're welcome to take off your tunic as well. I'm leaving mine on. I don't want the droid to get over-heated.

Babette would you be so kind as to bring the Kid another Twisted Cutty Shark?

Oh, Kid, you don't need to sit on that inflatable donut. That was for Ranger.

Course, if I have many of those I'll sit here all night coming up with dumb and dumber Nekkid Name Jokes.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

So, AlNeKid, what do you think about our opening a gym next door?

There's your drink, Kid. Semi and I were discussing SWEATS. What're your thoughts on it?

It's co-ed. So are the showers. I thing Binger might join.

'Binger is great, isn't she? I laugh so hard at some of her posts...

24.2 -AlNeKid, you monkey -don't edit so quickly.

I Know she has been known to send me off the board chuckling.

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Originally posted by Semi:
24.2 -AlNeKid, you monkey -don't edit so quickly.

Never mind. I'm faster than a speeding bullet.

Thought better of that one, protecting my fragile health, y'know.

Well I saw no problem with it.

The correct order here is:

1. I make a stupid comment
2. you two turn it into a joke

Got it?

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Originally posted by Semi:
Well I saw no problem with it.

You weren't the one I was worried about.

Hey, AlNeKid, congratualtions on posting
[Linked Image]

Wow, I missed that. Can I go back and do it again?

Yup, AlNeKid, if you got her pissed off, I bet Harbs would titty-slap you silly. I want a front row seat for that.

<Semi pinches Vee's ample buttocks. >

Why so quiet, big guy?

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Originally posted by Abinquank?:
The correct order here is:

1. I make a stupid comment
2. you two turn it into a joke

Got it?

Glad we got that sorted out!

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Originally posted by Semi:
Yup, AlNeKid, if you got her pissed off, I bet Harbs would titty-slap you silly. I want a front row seat for that.

I wouldn't touch that line with a ten foot pole. And no Vee, your help is not... Hey stop that...

Stop what?

BTW, congrats! I missed your new total also!

Nothin... It's gone now anyway.

So NeKid, any favorite machines you'd like to see in SWEATS?

VEE, should we have aerobics classes?

Stupid comment ====> Joke

I think Icy would kill us if we didn't. He wants to be the instructor (& the towel boy in the locker room!)

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Originally posted by Semi:
So NeKid, any favorite machines you'd like to see in SWEATS?

VEE, should we have aerobics classes?

Babette.

Need another drink, Kid?

Yeah, Kid, have another drink. BTW, is Ranger tightening up at all?

Nah, (to both Questions) Guys it's been fun but it's almost 1 am here and I'm about to drop, see you later.

Free KOKO and Jinx!

Night. Are you going to sleep AlNeKid?

Babette, why don't you get us another round.

Goodnight Kid. Enjoyed the company!

I guess we're alone now. <Can't keep his eyes off Vee's nipples.>

Yep! Appears that way to me too!

Now, where were we? Oh, yeah, I think we were...

Right there.

No, honey, lets go to my awaiting space cruiser with the mahogany dashboard, the corinthian leather upholstery and the spacious sleeping quarters.

Well that's much better than the Euro-version.

With a latin flair!

And I think retiring to your luxurious space cruiser is a wonderful idea as soon as...

...I hit #2300!!! Yeah!!!!

As soon as we grab another bottle of champagne?

Wow, 2300 and I get to spend the night. What could be better.

[Linked Image]

Let's go!

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Originally posted by Semi:
<Semi pinches Vee's ample buttocks. >

For some reason, the first two times I read this, I got "Semi punches Vee's ample buttocks"... I was starting to think that buttocks-punching was a new form of aerobics featured at SWEATS...

And thanks to my time-space warping powers, I'm posting this before the posts above, but they're appearing after...!

Hey everybody!!!! I need some coffee!

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Semi:
[b] <Semi pinches Vee's ample buttocks. >

For some reason, the first two times I read this, I got "Semi punches Vee's ample buttocks"... I was starting to think that buttocks-punching was a new form of aerobics featured at SWEATS...

[/b]

Hmmm.

Coffee for Icey. How do you take it?

He should really be having iced coffee, don't you think?

Well, you finally got up. You must like that Corinthian leather.

UmHmmm! Actually been running around all day taking care of "stuff". Checked in and out a few times here and visited the DCMB for a little while to establish a beachhead for tomorrow. Still need to run to the store for supplies and then I'm done for the day and can just relax and visit here for a spell.

Last night was fun!

Supplies? You wouldn't be thinking of cooking me dinner would you?

Stopped thinking about it and started planning it a while ago. What would you like? Anything special?

How about a pork tenderloin with a madeira sauce, some fresh vegetables, heirloom tomatoes with olive oil and basil.

Mmmmm! (If you have any leftovers, be sure to pack a doggie bag!)

Dinner's on!!!!

Hurry before the Gaspacho gets....warm?

What are we having? Shall I set the table?

I love Gaszpacho.

Yes please. I made your request but added Gaspacho to start us off. Hope you like it!

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Originally posted by Semi:
I love Gaszpacho.

Thought you might. Glad I guessed right!

Don't you think I was there at the grocery store with you? I was that invisible voice whispering in your ear.

And here I thought it was a pesky little fly buzzing my ear!

BTW, I made so much extra I invited some friends although I don't know yet if they'll be joining us.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
<knock knock>

Hi Danny! Come on in! You're just in time. Have a seat.

I brought a nice bottle of wine, Muscadine...

Hope it goes with dinner? If not you two should save it and have some later...

Hello.

Semi, would you serve some wine?

Hi Outdoor! Glad you made it back in time from camping. Have a seat!

So how has everyone been?

I've had a busy day but I'm looking forward to a relaxing evening at home catching up on some of the threads, particularly the fanfics.

Don't mind if I do, Vee.

The trip was a great one. Some friends of mine built a cabin out in Maryland near the West Virginia border. Great scenery. I'd describe the whole trip as "head-clearing".

How about yourselves?

Sounds gorgeous Outdoor, particularly this time of year. Trees must have been in their full glory of color!

The trees were fantastic. So were the mountains.

The roads, not so good.

Hey Guys!!

Sloppy or just not well built?

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Originally posted by Vee:
Sloppy or just not well built?

Are you referring to me?

Hi Icy, care to join us for dinner? And no I wasn't refering to you. You're neither, I don't think!

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Originally posted by icefire:

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b] Sloppy or just not well built?

Are you referring to me? [/b]

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Originally posted by Vee:
Sloppy or just not well built?

Treacherous. Lots of steep drops and sharp curves.

I'm grateful the weather was good.

Dinner would be nice!!!! Thanks

Let me start serving the Gaspacho. We're also having pork tenderloin with a madeira sauce, some fresh vegetables, heirloom tomatoes with olive oil and basil and a surprise for dessert.

Let me know if there's anything you'd rather not have.

You've gone all out, Vee. Sounds fantastic.

Very nice Vee!!!

I was in the mood to cook for a group tonight. I love to cook but hate cooking for just one!

<Serves out bowls of soup>

So what's everyone planning for Hallowe'en? Anything special?

Vee this is wonderful!!!!

Well, one, I'm not pesky - I'm constant; two I;m not little - 'nuff said; and three, I don't have flight powers - but I'd like to.

Thanks Icy, I'm glad you like it. It's always a little nerveracking serving something a little out of the ordinary.

Hey Bro!!!! Sorry about leaving earlier I got booted!!!

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Originally posted by Semi:
Well, one, I'm not pesky - I'm constant; two I;m not little - 'nuff said; and three, I don't have flight powers - but I'd like to.

Falling alittle behind on the conversation are we?

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Originally posted by Vee:
Thanks Icy, I'm glad you like it. It's always a little nerveracking serving something a little out of the ordinary.

This is very very good!!!!

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Originally posted by Vee:
<Serves out bowls of soup>

So what's everyone planning for Hallowe'en? Anything special?

Mmmm. Soup.

I'm getting on a plane tomorrow and going to Cincinnati to visit family and friends for a week. Really looking forward to it.

How about yourself?

Sorry I'm a little late in appearance (and convesation), I was pickingup after the dogs in the back yard.

Vee, this looks absolutely fabulous. Too bad we don't have a drag queen in attendance to proclaim it an event..

Well I could always give some lap dances!!!!

Everyting is Stu's fault. By the way, I invited him along for dinner. Just throw your scraps on the floor.

Miner, you're such a jet setter all of a sudden. I've been invited to a Hallowe'en party but I'm not sure what I'll go as.

I tink you should go as a Chippendale's dancer. That's how you usually end up at the end of the night anyways.

I agree!!!!Send pics!!!!

Only when you're around SemiSweets!

Hmmm..maybe I'll go as Icy!

Vee in a pull away tux. That's how he won me.

It was that black thong when the tux fell away. I must have stuffed 500 credits in that thong.

Pull away tux! Now there's an idea! Did I ever get that back from you?

Did I ever get the 500 credits back from you?

Semi, how was your Gaspacho?

<starts to clear the bowls>

It was wonderful. I have to pee.

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Originally posted by Vee:
Hmmm..maybe I'll go as Icy!

That could be dangerous!!!

go as icey what?

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Originally posted by Vee:
Miner, you're such a jet setter all of a sudden. I've been invited to a Hallowe'en party but I'm not sure what I'll go as.

I've got leave to burn, as it turns out.

I'm not taking off at the best time, but sod it: I haven't seen my family in almost a year.

What kind of crowd do you expect at this party? Conservative? daring? That might help.

Great soup, btw.

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Originally posted by Semi:
It was wonderful. I have to pee.

Hurry back!

Um, is it me, or does it look like Icey's just been wiped off the posting map?

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Um, is it me, or does it look like Icey's just been wiped off the posting map?

I noticed that also Miner, but he seems to be back now. Wonder what happened?

I'm back. Icey's still on the map Ihave to go put the wildebeest in the rotisserie.

<starts serving main course>

Hey Sharky pull up a seat. Pork tenderloin coming up!

I feel strange.....

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Originally posted by icefire:
I feel strange.....

Why?

I feel better now Sharky is here!!!!

Ok, I;m so looking forward to this meal. Vee's been in the kitchen all day cooking up a storm.

Looks like KP & Fat Cramer won't be able to make it. It's a shame, I think they both would have enjoyed it quite a bit. Maybe next time.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Ok, I;m so looking forward to this meal. Vee's been in the kitchen all day cooking up a storm.

You two are great together and I'm glad you guys are my family!!

The only thing I don't like about when we have company is that Vee wears pants under his apron when he's cookng.

Thanks Icy! I enjoy having you as part of mine as well.

He read this 20th century cookbook called the Naked Chef, and he took it literally.

Semi, what can I tell you, I'm old fashioned that way!

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Originally posted by Vee:
Thanks Icy! I enjoy having you as part of mine as well.

Thanks Vee!!!! I feel we are really gettin' close You to Bro!!!!

But Vee, Chefs in the 20th century did not cook naked. They all wore hot pants and tube tops. Read your history.

How you doing guys? How about a drink? Anybody want anything while I pour mine?

Hey CK!!!! Good to see ya!!!!

CK, welcome! We've still got plenty of food left. Would you care for some?

Hey Icey! How's things going? How about a drink?

Anybody else around?

I'd definately like a little! Looks like you guys put out quite the display!

I would think you would have to have some awfully steady hands to pull off the whole Naked Chef thing.

Hey CK. An Irish Mist?

Yea CK eat up the food is very good!!!! Vee did a wonderful job!!!!

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I would think you would have to have some awfully steady hands to pull off the whole Naked Chef thing.

Especially with the back door of that apron being open.

And don't forget to leave room for the surprise dessert! I made Tres Leches from scratch.

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b] I would think you would have to have some awfully steady hands to pull off the whole Naked Chef thing.

Especially with the back door of that apron being open. [/b]

Looks like one of my outfits!!!!

Irish Mist sounds real good to me! It's one of my favorite drinks, especially when it's cold.

Maybe if we all get a nice buzz, we can sing Christmas songs again later

Make it 2!!!!!!

W Irish Mists. Vee, you're not on the recent visitors banner. Have I accidentally thrown an invisibility field over yu>>>

Yum, this food is delicious.

Anyone else up for an Irish Mist?

<toasts Icefyre> Here's to Legion World!

Here's to good friends!!!!

Here's lookin' at you kids!

Here's a toast to the company.

<Brings out the dessert plate and the Tres Leches>

Anyone ready for dessert?

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Originally posted by Vee:
And don't forget to leave room for the surprise dessert! I made Tres Leches from scratch.

Sounds good.

What is it?

Ohhh!! I thought I was dessert!!!!

Yeah what's Tres Leches? I know dulce de leche ice cream

Tres Leches... a sinfully delicious latin MOIST cake... MMM MMM!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Ohhh!! I thought I was dessert!!!!

No Icey, this isn't Sharky's boy toy pool party.

I missed dinner, but I hope no one minds if I join for dessert!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Ohhh!! I thought I was dessert!!!!

Hey Kid Cutie!!!!

It's a traditional Spanish & Cuban dessert. Tres Leches is a butter cake flavored with vanilla. What makes it unusual is that it is soaked in a mixture of three different milk products, hence the name Tres Leches. The three milks (whole, evaporated & condensed), when combined, create just the right sweetness, density and "mouth feel" for a rich cake, making it moist but not mushy. It's then topped with merengue (whipped cream) and a cherry! Just awesome!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Tres Leches... a sinfully delicious latin MOIST cake... MMM MMM!

Well Vee's almost all of that, but I'm not sharing

MM MMM! What he said! It's good stuff!

KP, you missed dinner, but I'm glad you made it in time for dessert! Welcome!

Burrpp!!

Good?

I'm making espresso if anyone wants some!

Like I said.

Let me help. I'd like a tea. I'll make it.

Actually, a bit of Bailey's wouldn't be amiss.

Just confirming. I was pretty sure that's what you meant.

That was some dessert, Vee!

Espresso sounds good, thanks.

Do you need a hand with the dishes?

Damn, I hoped Icey would help with the dishes, but it looks like he's off for a swim.

Miner, how nice of you to offer to help with the dishes. could you like teleport them to Niagara Falls and back. That would be quickest.

I really hope dishes are self-washable in 10-20 years.

<brings out the espresso>

Semi, you're water's not quite ready for tea yet.

We'll probalby serve our food on antigrav-displacement fields. The dishes won't be there, but we'll probably pay a pretty penny for the holo-projection field to make it look like they are.

Normally we don't have to deal with clean up around here but it looks like Babette, Biff, & Troy have the night off. Wonder what they do for fun and relaxation? (Or do I really want to know?)

Thanks Vee. I'm about to head off anyways. Oh my goodness, I just reached my favorite century.

Look the dancing numbers made it just in time for tea!

Congrats, Semi!

[Linked Image]

Thanks Vee. And good night everybody. Have a great week.

Good night Semi,Sweet dreams! And thanks to all of you for joining us for dinner tonight. It was fun and we'll have to do it again!

The pleasure was all mine. Thanks, guys! Hope I'll be able to check in during the week.

Goodnight.

Umm! I knew I smelled Tres Leches clear across Legion World! I hope Vee & Semi don't mind if I have a little piece. It's so heavenly!

I have to be careful to not get carried away. I could eat the whole thing and ruin my figure...and my diet! (I do so hate being on the Atkins 3003 diet!)

E E

Hm, dessert and expresso were great too!

Thanks guys!

I slept through that wonderful dinner, but I hope you don't mind if I polish off this last piece of Tres Leches with the morning café au lait. Delicious!

Glad there was still some left for you FC!

So this is what went on last night when I wasn't able to log onto the boards and kept getting that pesky error message!

*sniff*

I'll just clean up here and have whatever's left over for my breakfast, I guess...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey Sharky you STUD you!!!!!

I see Icey ...

Wanna see Icey Naked????

yeah, yeah, yeah ...

I've missed you Sharky give Icey a kiss!!!!

here's a smooch for ya ...

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yum!!!! I have missed you! Want a drink?

whatcha got?

Why don't you guys just tell me what you want, and I'll have Lord bring it over to you.

I'd like a Red Bull and vodka, please!

Ok, STU. I assume you don't want those in the same glass.

Sure, why not!

You're not that guy from the MacDonald's commercials are you? Beer and vodka mixed. How frat boy.

Sorry STU. Troy, send him to the Empress' harem. Maybe Lash will teach him how to drink.

Red Bull isn't beer... it gives you wings!

*chug*

Whatever, Dawnpuppy.

*hic!*

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Originally posted by STU:
*sniff*

Oh, come on.

I'm sure we'll do it again sometime.

Speaking of snacks, though...

(pours beer)

Drinking already, Miner?

Cool I need a drink!!!!

How about a vodka lemonade. You can chill it.

Thanks Bro Sounds Great!!!!

Anybody else want anything?

Now there's an offer if I ever heard one!

A vodka lemonade sounds great just about now.

can anybody explain to me why VH1 keeps playing "I love the 80's" incessantly?

man, I need a drink!

My web page is done! A round of Opal Nera for all!

Cheers and congrats!

Thanks, Stu.

I hoope you all helped yourselves. Hmm.. looks like you did, judging by the dirty glasses on all those tables.

Look at all those dirty glasses, indeed! What is this, National Android Vacation Week? Send those guys back to the factory for a maintenance check!

Meanwhile, I'll clear up and start the dishwasher. Get the coffee going first, though.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
My web page is done! A round of Opal Nera for all!

Great stuff, Arachne! I particularly like you rendition of Brin and the pic of Jo & Tinya.

I loved the Gatchaman pics.

Why do I get the feeling that everyone took off today to read the latest issue of L*? Doesn't seem to be much activity around here tonight.

I'm here for you, my Anotonio Banderas look-alike.

Well hello! I was starting to feel like the Ghost of Ferro Lad, patrolling the halls of Legion World all alone.

You want something --- to drink?

I'd love something..to drink. How about some champagne to celebrate.

We're celebrating 2400. Way to go. I broke all my fingers, so I can't do the dancing numbers. How about a kiss instead?

That's even better!!!

What did you do to your fingers? (or rather how did you brek all your fingers?)

And then maybe, I'll cop a little feel (70's slang)

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Originally posted by Vee:
What did you do to your fingers? (or rather how did you brek all your fingers?)

I was kidding. You think I don't take care of myself for you?

Yes sure but accidents DO happen!

At least now I can go to sleep and not worry about you being in pain all night!

If I were in pain, sleeping next to you would ease it.

I'm going to have a hot toddy and then turn in.

OK, Stuey, I'll make one for you.

Aww, that Sweet! Well, have fun (but not too much) STU, I hope the hot toddy helps, if you're taking it for medicinal purposes. 'night you two.

'Night Monkey.

Good night, you two! I'm going to take this toddy and my copy of Legion #25 to bed and call it a night.

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Originally posted by Vee:
Why do I get the feeling that everyone took off today to read the latest issue of L*? Doesn't seem to be much activity around here tonight.

Because we did.

Actually, I'm still visiting friends and family, and I got together with some folks for dinner last night.

But I did make time to stop by my old comics shop and chat with the manager (another old friend). And to support my old store by buying a few comics, including Legion #25.

(pours beer)

That may be the most I've ever said without a drink in my hand.

(pours beer)

I really enjoy Octoberfest this time of year. Sam Adams is good, and Otter Creek may be even better...

You guys sure are drinking early. Cobie you must be taking lessons from Miner.

[QUOTE]
Actually, I'm still visiting friends and family, and I got together with some folks for dinner last night.{/QUOTE]
Hope you're having fun Miner.

Should I pad so that I can make post no. 600 before I leave work today?

to pad or not to pad, that is the question

Oh wait, here is No. 600.

I guess I didn't have to pad too much

Hey Quis! Wanna buy me a drink?

Icey,

I'm a little hungry. Want to go to dinner?

Good evening Gentlemen, anyone fancy pouring me a nice cold lemonade?

I'd love to pour you a lemonade Harbinger.

Thank you sweetheart.

If no-one minds I feel like tinkling on your ivories, how does a bit of Paolo Conte, and maybe even a slow sultry rendition of some Belle and Sebastion grab you?

I totally unfamiliar with either. But I love hearing new things. My ears are all yours.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Icey,

I'm a little hungry. Want to go to dinner?

That would be great!!!

Icey turns and winks at his older brother!

So where do you want to go for dinner? What would you like to eat?

(orders Icey a cocktail while he decides.) Just a Diet Coke for me though.

I like surprises!!!!

OK hold on.

(goes to the phone booth and makes a couple of calls)

Ok it is all set. our ride should be here in a half hour.

Is that the Binger, banging away on the ivories?

I'll have a JWB on the rocks and a seat up front.

and next "Born to Run"

Baby we were born to run
Tramps like us

Any requests?

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
OK hold on.

(goes to the phone booth and makes a couple of calls)

Ok it is all set. our ride should be here in a half hour.

I can't wait!

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
and next "Born to Run"

Baby we were born to run
Tramps like us

Any requests?

How about some Elton John!

You play beautifully Harbinger. Do you also sing?

Here's you're Johnny Black on the rocks, Abinquank. Why don't you just drape yourself over the top of the piano?

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Originally posted by Harbinger:

Any requests?

Hmmm... Crocodile Rock? Followed by either Magic Carpet Ride or Born To Be Wild?

(Outside of Shakes a Limo pulls up)

There's our ride, Icey!

(Hands Semi, an itinerary of the evening.)

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Limo ride to the Airport
Private Jet down to Puerto Rico for a private dinner on the ocean side.

Have a good night everyone!
Don't wait up!

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
(Outside of Shakes a Limo pulls up)

There's our ride, Icey!

(Hands Semi, an itinerary of the evening.)

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Limo ride to the Airport
Private Jet down to Puerto Rico for a private dinner on the ocean side.

Have a good night everyone!
Don't wait up!

Takes Quislet's hand and steps into the limo!

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Originally posted by Semi:
Here's you're Johnny Black on the rocks, Abinquank. Why don't you just drape yourself over the top of the piano?

And ruin the acustics? Are you crazy?

'Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters' for Icey, I'm not sure of Crocodile Rock and I've just learned ML&MH so want to show it off a bit.

'Born to be Wild' always reminds me of driving behind this infuriatingly slow moving tractor along a one track road near Braemar in the Highlands and as he turned into a field I heard BTBW playing from his radio - I still laugh at the thought now, a good fifteen years later!

Yes, still crazy after all these years. I just thought it would give you the best vantage point for gazing longingly into Harbinger's eyes.

Hey, anybody seen Icey?

<splash>

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Originally posted by Semi:
Yes, still crazy after all these years. I just thought it would give you the best vantage point for gazing longinly into Harbinger's eyes.

I don't think it's my eyes he want to gaze at

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Originally posted by Harbinger:

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Originally posted by Semi:
[b] Yes, still crazy after all these years. I just thought it would give you the best vantage point for gazing longinly into Harbinger's eyes.

I don't think it's my eyes he want to gaze at

[/b]

Of course it is Harby... My what BIG eyes you have...

Right guys, my final song for the night, feel free to sing along.

Nat King Cole's 'Let there be Love'

enjoy

And thanks for the Lemonade Semi, it was lovely

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Originally posted by Harbinger:

Right guys, my final song for the night, feel free to sing along.

Nat King Cole's 'Let there be Love'

enjoy

And thanks for the Lemonade Semi, it was lovely

One encore. After all this attention, I should think you might like to belt out a rousing rendition of "I enjoy being a girl."

Well, one last tune, and it's for all you Boyz in SHAKES.

The sublime Weather Girls 'It's raining men'

Halelujah!

Good night all

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Originally posted by Semi:

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
[b]

Right guys, my final song for the night, feel free to sing along.

Nat King Cole's 'Let there be Love'

enjoy

And thanks for the Lemonade Semi, it was lovely

One encore. After all this attention, I should think you might like to belt out a rousing rendition of "I enjoy being a girl."

[/b]

Semi, I'm not sure the world is ready for HER version of that old classic. But I'd like to hear it too. How's about it Harby, you big eyed wonder?

I don't know it

I'll try to research it tomorrow, but I'm afraid that's all for this evening Gentlemen, thank you again.

Awwww... SHUCKS!!!

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
Hey, anybody seen Icey?

<splash>

'm right here Sharky!!!!!

I'd like to have a Sex on the Beach.

What's in one, anyway?

To tell the truth, Stu, I have no idea - but it never matters. I just throw whatever I feel like into it. Usually a little vodka, some rum, some orange juice and grenadine and a shot of soda - or whatever I'm in the mood to do. Nobody notices - either because anyone who orders sex on the beach is drunk and doesn't care, or just orders it becasue they like the name. I don't think anybody really knows what goes into it.

Here it is STU. Bottoms up.

*CHUG*

After that episode of Survivor I realy need a beer!

Here's a shot of tequila with a Red Dog chaser, Icey. Was Survivor good?

Very good with the best twist ever!!!!

Ok, don't tell me. I'm going to watch it. But it doesn't come on for an hour and a half here in California.

Do I hear Prince playing in the background?

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Originally posted by Vee:
Why do I get the feeling that everyone took off today to read the latest issue of L*?

However did you guess?

Stu, have you caught the Battle of the Planets Manga? The art is fantastic.

Thanks for the compliments guys.

Haven't, unfortunately!

I did get the Battle of the Planets/Thundercats crossover, which was kind of fun in a nostalgicky kind of way, but the story was a bit disappointing -- though probably that shouldn't have been a surprise, given the limited scope of the project. Nice art, though!

My favorites are Jason 1 and Jun 1.

And -- hee hee -- I like being able to "catch" the spiders!

The quality of the writing on the new series really surprised me, very much like the show but much more logical.

*hic* Who left that big keg of funny tasting beer out? Oh, well, it's empty now!

Hey, is anyone around? How about that handsome fellow Semi?

(I sure wish I had his... *hic* ... phone number! I bet he has a nice voice...)

STU,that wasn't bi-beer you drank, you're just drunk.. Anything looks good. Although, I 'm a good choice, I won't take advantage of such a sweetheart. Sleep well, my friend.

Awwww...

I KNEW there was a reason I liked hanging out here!

Good night, Semi. Thanks for the drinks and, most of all, the company.

I guess the Prince "1999" reference earlier was too obtuse and obscure. Congrats on 2000, Semi!

I never saw it. What's the thread?
I'll go look.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I guess the Prince "1999" reference earlier was too obtuse and obscure.

I thought you were just complaining about some crying doves.

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Originally posted by Semi:
I never saw it. What's the thread?
I'll go look.

The thread is SHAKES... page 173.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Here's a shot of tequila with a Red Dog chaser, Icey. Was Survivor good?

no pun intended, but I really think Survivor "jumped the shark" with the whole bringing back voted-out tribe members thing ... I am a Survivor fanatic, but this latest "twist" just left a really bad taste in my mouth especially the "to be continued" nonsense at the end ... and don't get me started on Rupert and his whole "how dare you vote for me" temper tantrum ... ugh! get rid of him!

I know return you to your regular alcohol programming

Hey everyone, grab a drink and enjoy today as not only Friday, but Halloween! I'll be over in the corner on the piano playing a few tunes

.

Arachne, I checked out your sight and really liked it! Nice job!

I think today I'll begin with a bourbon on the rocks.

How do you like my custome?

(Poses)

I'm dressed like a normal person.

Hey Cobie, fancy doing a duet on the piano?

I mean a song!

Hi there guys, could I trouble you for a glass of cider please?

A song sounds good, although I think I like the other thing you were implying better

So, what should we do on the piano?

I'm not sure what everyone would like.

Does anyone have a favourite duet for Cobie and I to sing for your delight?

Anything apart from the truly awful 'I got you babe' will be considered

How about "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends?"

Sounds good 'Kid, we'll put that on the list for tonight, anyone got anymore suggestions?

I could use a beer!

I don't know that one Sweetheart but if you hum it I'll play it

Sorry Icey, but the oldies are the best

Have a spooky night tonight everyone. And have a great weekend!

How about some Carol King?

Unforgettable by Nat King Cole could be done as a nice duet...

i SO love Nat King Cole, you're on Cobie

why, you have excellent taste 'Binger!

Here goes Cobie

ahem*** clears throat***

Unforgettable, that's what you are

Unforgettable, though near or far

Like a song of love that clings to me

How the thought of you does things to me

Never before has someone been more

Unforgettable, in every way

And forevermore, (and forevermore)

That's how you'll stay, (that's how you'll stay)

That's why darling its incredible

That someone so unforgettable

Thinks that I am unforgettable too

No, never before has someone been more

Oooh unforgettable, (unforgettable)

In every way, (in every way)

And forevermore, (and forevermore)

That's how you'll stay, (that's how you'll stay)

That's why darling its incredible

That someone so unforgettable

Thinks that i am unforgettable too

Harby, you are most definitely unforgettable. Lovely rendidtion of a wonderful classic. Thanks!

*Looks at his duet partner with a twinkle in his eye*

Wow, that was beautiful

. I'm ready for a few more

Hey CK, how are you doing tonight?

Not bad Vee, just thought I'd stop in one more time real quick before work tonight! I'll have a quick drink with you, and then I'll have to be out of here! Hope you have a good night!

What will you have then?

Hi, everybody. Nice music.

Hi SemiSweets! Yeah, Harby's wonderful on the ivory, isn't she?

She is. I hope she plays here regularly. Do you know "Sway", Harbinger?

Harbinger, That was beautiful!

Bravo, Harbinger!

Hi Arachne. I went to your web-site and really enjoyed seeing your drawings.

Grumble, Grumble, Grumble

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Grumble, Grumble Grumble)

Thanks, Semi.

You okay, Ranger?

Ranger, is that your stomach or your attitude. If it's your stomach, you'll have to go next door to the Starfield Room for their paella. If it's your attitude, we can fix that up here with a Johnnie Walker Black and a shoulder rub, courtesy of Babette.

Just checking the formating in my new sig.

has anyone seen my marbles? I think I lost them at the bar ...

Any of you **people** want to buy a girl a drink?

(Edited by Fat Cramer to remove the word "morons" used by B4 when she was postingg on my computer. I would never consider anyone here to be a moron.)

I would buy you a drink there scary Coluan Mama but all drinks are free here.

(And she called us morons!)

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
but all drinks are free here.

What?!

What about all those times that I "paid" Semi and Vee for a drink...?! (And even after they told me that regular currency wasn't accepted...!

)

Evenig Harby, Ready to tickle the ivories I hope?

Who's your green friend?

Poor STU. I guess I should tell you the food at the Lounge is free too...

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
[b]but all drinks are free here.

What?!

What about all those times that I "paid" Semi and Vee for a drink...?! (And even after they told me that regular currency wasn't accepted...!

) [/b]

Hehe! But donations are gladly accepted, STU.

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Originally posted by Brainiac 4:
Any of you morons want to buy a girl a drink?

Not sure if I qualify but I'd be happy to get you a drink, FC!

Harby, love the new look!

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Originally posted by Vee:

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Originally posted by STU:
[b]

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
[b]but all drinks are free here.

What?!

What about all those times that I "paid" Semi and Vee for a drink...?! (And even after they told me that regular currency wasn't accepted...!

) [/b]

Hehe! But donations are gladly accepted, STU.

[/b]

Arrggg... I've got to finish off the Mrs. Grundy story, it's creaping out into real life...

Ummm... This is real life... Isn't it?

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Originally posted by Abinquank?:
Arrggg... I've got to finish off the Mrs. Grundy story, it's creaping out into real life...

Ummm... This is real life... Isn't it?

I promise I'll be over to help out, Abinquank.

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Originally posted by Vee:

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Originally posted by Abinquank?:
[b] Arrggg... I've got to finish off the Mrs. Grundy story, it's creaping out into real life...

Ummm... This is real life... Isn't it?

I promise I'll be over to help out, Abinquank. [/b]

Thanks Vee, but you might need a crowbar to get Icey and Umber separated.

I'll bet I could help with that!

Go for it Empress.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
Poor STU. I guess I should tell you the food at the Lounge is free too...

And to think of all those times that you encouraged me to "buy" seconds and even third helpings...!

you didn't seem to be suffering...

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Originally posted by Vee:
Hehe! But donations are gladly accepted, STU.

Of course! I love to help out worthy charity cases.

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
you didn't seem to be suffering...

But that's because I was just so gosh-darn hungry... I mean, my mouth was watering, wasn't it obvious...?

Glad you find me worthy!

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Originally posted by Vee:
Glad you find me worthy!

VEEry worthy!

Congrats on post #1200, STU!!

Thank you kindly, sir!

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
[b] you didn't seem to be suffering...

But that's because I was just so gosh-darn hungry... I mean, my mouth was watering, wasn't it obvious...? [/b]

Why yes it was, VERY obvious...

Anyone around and in the mood for a drink?

If you're buying... Oops, sorry Semi, I mean pouring, I'll have a JWB on the rocks.

Trhuth and Justice shall Prevail!
(If he puts real rocks in there again...)

I am

Well then, how about a round of JWB on the rocks! Here's three, coming right up...

Actually, I just had JWB for the first time on Friday, and I really liked it! Of course, now I have to dedicate the next year of my life to somehow getting a shot of Johnny Walker Blue, which is a bit out of my price range...

Thanks Cobie.

I'm bored entertain me...

Well fellas, relax for a sec, I'll pull the piano out, and we'll sing a few tunes. It seems that Semi has just gotten a new shipment of October fest beers, and since the season is changing, we have to drink them all tonight. I'm up for it!

I'd like a spiked, spiced appled cider... to go with this hearty autumn stew I'm having for supper.

Im having Vanilla Pudding...

I guess I'm bartending a bit tonight, so here you go boys. This should get the evening started nicely...

Mmm, cider sounds good.

Quiet here tonight.

<yawn>

morning, y'all ... anybody up?

<splash>

Zzzzzzzzzz...

zzzzzzz

<pours beer>

It's legal somewhere...

I like the way you think...

Time for a JWB on the rocks.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and a quick bump-up)

Looks like our tether's been cut loose, Ranger. And someone walled up the door between SHAKES and the Starfield Room. We'll it may be a bumpy ride, so hold on to your JW Black. Don't want to spill a drop of that precious elixir.

Yeah, I heard Semi. You know this could lead to me drinking way too much... <Grabs bottle Of JW Black and sits at corner table.>

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What problems could that cause?)

<Grabs own bottle of JW and sits next to SP. Offers SP a cigar.>

Looks like we might be having a long night.

You guys better go easy on the JW Black. Now that were floating, tetherless, I don't know when I'll be able to get another shipment in.

Not to worry, Semi. I'll fly in a few cases later. Maybe even a case of Blue, Cobie wants to try some, and so do I.

Thanks for the cigar Cobie. Ummm... this isn't one from the humidor on your desk is it?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Bill Clinton would be so proud.)

Blue? Labatts Blue?

Johnnie Walker Blue, Top of the Top shelf stuff, I'm told. Never heard of it myself till Cobie mentioned it the other day.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Labatts? Molsen M'man Eh?)

Well, if you can't find it, we do have an adequate supply of single malt scotch.

* Sips *

Ahhh, But as varied as your stock is, and I have to admit I've never seen a better stocked bar. (eyes Babette bending over a table) Trying out new things is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(or certain old things, repeatedly)

I noticed you looking at Babette, Ranger. She was recently programmed with the "round the world sexual protocol." You might think of checking it out. Your mechanical approach to life might well mesh with hers. And I mean that with utmost respect and affection.

I'd hardly call an appreciation for the finer things in life mechanical, Semi.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just because we have different opinions on what they are. You enjoy your version I'll enjoy mine, and we'll compare notes over a good single malt later)

You appear to have loosened up a bit Ranger. No pun intended.

Lets just say that new experiences tend to expand a person's horizons.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(among other things)

Babette's a 30 credit a night model. But just to show you there's no hard feelings about the triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors, I'll give you an over-ride code.

Hey How's everyone tonight?

Just fine, Icey, how've you been?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

I'm good Ranger, nice to see you!!!! ave you seen my brother?

He was here just a minute ago, maybe he went in the back for something.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hmmm... Troy and Biff are gone too)

I'm here. I was just going through the silk thong inventory.

Find any of mine?

No, they've all been sent to the space-laundry. Except for your original, which is now in the Smithsonian.

You are the greatest Bro!!!!!

Hey everyone! How ya doin'?

Hey Vee good to see ya!

Hey Icy! Can I get you a drink. I'm making myself and Anchor-holic!

How about making me one too. What is it by the way?

sounds great

Hi SemiSweets! Missed you!

Two more Anchor-holics, coming up!

Oh a little of this...a SP LASH of that. It's a family recipe

Gives Semi a big hug!!!!

Hey Bro !!!!!

It keeps you glued to your seat

So, once again, Vee, what's in it?

shake, shake, shake ...

shake, shake, shake ...

shake your booty ...

Need something Sharky?

Is there any Baja Rosa here? I'm feeling experimental.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Is there any Baja Rosa here? I'm feeling experimental.

Baja Rosa? What is it? I've got an excellent replicator here, so we can probably make it.

As near as I can tell it's cream, strawberry syrup and tequilla.

Oh, I have all of that. I can make it extra special with clotted cream from Devonshire.

Isn't clotted cream a bit thick?

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Isn't clotted cream a bit thick?

Not after we add the liquor and put it in the blender. It's a sipping drink after all.

I leave it in your cappable hands.

Trust me. Btw, I still have two shot glasses that came with my bottle of Opal Nera that my sister bought me. I just noticed it the other day. I use one to hold the brush for my coffee grinder. I thought of you then.

LOL

Are you sure you're not my sister?

Not unless my mother has been keeping some really big secrets.

Pheww! <<Wipes brow>>

[Takes a sip.]

Mmm, not bad. It tastes like srawberry ice-cream for about a quarter of a second. Then the tequilla kicks in.

Why don't you take one of the wing back chairs and hold court, Arachne?

Why do I have the feeling I'm missing a joke?

Well, you're not. I was being straight forward.

On this board???

Anyway, since it just took me 5 minutes to reconnect (maybe the freezing rain strted early), I'd better log out while I still can.

Early in the morning -- it's just about the right time for a... Jack and Coke!

You can put it on your desk and tell your boss that it's just Coke to help you stay awake and be extra productive. Little do they know...!

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Originally posted by STU:
Early in the morning -- it's just about the right time for a... Jack and Coke!

You can put it on your desk and tell your boss that it's just Coke to help you stay awake and be extra productive. Little do they know...!

Just don't breathe on your boss. She'll know.

So what's a good drink to have when you have an hour and a half left before you can go home?

Hey Quis, How about a shot of icefire!

That sounds very tasty

Coming right up!!!!!

And I assume that it will be shaken, not stirred

How are you doing, hot stuff?

Can I get you anything?

it's my birthday ... somebody buy me a drink ...

Here you go, Sharky! It's a Bloody Mary... and her name really *is* Mary!

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'll buy!

Happy Birthday, Sharky! [Linked Image]

Happy Birthday, Shark-Guy!

Happy birthday Sharky. Hope you catch everything you want.

Happy birthday Sharky!

Stu, you're on bi-beer. Stop it.

I wonder if I can get another helping of Icefire today.

Sure Quis, and Happy B-Day Sharky!

MMMMMMMMM

Can I get you anything?

I'm kinda in a dinner and movie mood!

Oh and Happy Belated Birthday to Sharky

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Originally posted by icefire:
I'm kinda in a dinner and movie mood!

What would you like for dinner? What type of movie?

I could really go for Mexican anda good love story! Or Chinese and a horror flick!

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Originally posted by icefire:
I could really go for Mexican anda good love story! Or Chinese and a horror flick!

Ok, Mexican it is. And then back to my place to watch "Beautiful Thing" (if you haven't seen this movie, I recommend it)

Can we pull off our shoes and curl up on the sofa?

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Originally posted by icefire:
Can we pull off our shoes and curl up on the sofa?

Absolutely! And you can take off anything else if it would make you comfortable.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:

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Originally posted by icefire:
[b] Can we pull off our shoes and curl up on the sofa?

Absolutely! And you can take off anything else if it would make you comfortable.

[/b]

You just might get lucky!

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Originally posted by icefire:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b]

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Originally posted by icefire:
[b] Can we pull off our shoes and curl up on the sofa?

Absolutely! And you can take off anything else if it would make you comfortable.

[/b]

You just might get lucky! [/b]

I am lucky just from chatting with you. Do you mean it might get better?

It might get lots better!

Happy belated B-Day Sharky!

If anyone's in the mood for a drink, I've just mixed up some Kamikazees, there's enough to take shots of all night

!

thanks, y'all ...

Hope your birthday went swimmingly!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
If anyone's in the mood for a drink, I've just mixed up some Kamikazees, there's enough to take shots of all night

!

[chug]

[chug]

[chug]

[chug]

[chug]

[chug]

[chug]

<drunkenly reaches over, refills for Stu>

looks like it's just you and me right now buddy, how about a few more before bed?

Sure!

[GLUG]

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<drunkenly reaches over for Stu>

looks like it's just you and me right now buddy, how about bed?

COBIE!!! That was the secret stash of Gay Goose you just drank!!

Dammit! And I think this is bi-beer too! Damn Kid Prime for leaving Gay Goose all around

!

Hmmm... I think I'll stick to Java. I wonder if Cramey poped in and made a pot?

Of course, there's fresh coffee here every morning. If I don't get in to make it, one of the androids takes care of it.

I guess the thong competition is cancelled or delayed? Or did I miss it?

Cramey, you're asking the wrong guy. As much as I enjoy hanging out with the guys here, their version of a thong competition just doesn't interest me. So I have no idea what is going on with that.

Good morning everybody. I just passed a very drunk STU and a very drunk Cobie on the street. They had big smiles on their faces. I kinda gave them wide berth. Anyone know what's going on.

Hey Bro wanna go get some food with me?

Hey there Sexfire.. er I mean Icefire.

How's things with you today?

Things are good wanna go get some food?

And what would you like to eat tonight?

(sneaks a glance at Icey's package)

I'm feeling really casual tonight! How about a pizza???

Why don't you try the Starfield Room. I hear they have a dynamite Chicken Marengo on the menu. But why not have a cocktail before you go.

I was going to save the cock...tail for later

Well that's between you and Icey. One word of advice, don't piss him off. You'd not like him to use his freezing powers at an inopportune time.

How about some Heradura Margaritas?

I would never intentionally piss off Icefire.

I'll just have a Diet Coke.

Icey,

Do you want to eat that pizza out or take it home?

Sounds great Bro!!

Grabs Semi pulls him into the back!

Semi I really like Quis, I just hope he likes me!!!!!

I suggest you get him drunk. He'll be more fun. Since he doesn't drink, it shouldn't take much. Here, give him a little In-the-Sack Sherry. That'll do the trick.

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Originally posted by Semi:
I suggest you get him drunk. He'll be more fun. Since he doesn't drink, it shouldn't take much. Here, give him a little In-the-Sack Sherry. That'll do the trick.

Thanks Bro I'll give you all the details!

Icefire doesn't need any help to get me in the Sack

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Icefire doesn't need any help to get me in the Sack

Icey is happy!!!!!!

That's what I like to see - a happy Icey

Okay, you two. Just don't mess up the Starfield pool.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Okay, you two. Just don't mess up the Starfield pool.

I promise nothing!!!!!

I promise ..... to have as much fun with Icey as possible.

Icey is lots of fun!!!!!

Well, if Danny complains - you'll be cleaning out the pool.

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Originally posted by Semi:
Well, if Danny complains - you'll be cleaning out the pool.

Won't be the first time!!!

I hope for your sake that Sharky's not swimming there. If he sees the two of you together he might bite something off in a jealous rage.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
icey and quislet
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

They may be in the pool right now, cavorting.

Just wiping down the bar. Looks like not even Fat Cramer came in this morning for her cup of coffee. Hmmm.

I was out harvesting crickets this morning, but I'll make some espresso for an afternoon break.

I do hope the staff took care of the morning coffee as I instructed them.

The staff took care of things. I hope your crickets are well secured. I'd hate an infestation. Plus you'd lose your pie ingredient.

Sometimes I really love this message board.

(get's Icefire his favorite drink)

Hello there sexy!

Hey Quis thanks for the drink!!!!!

No problem. I've been waiting for you to come in.

How was your day? Any plans for the weekend?

No big plans and my day was good yours?

much better now.

(make like I am stretching and settle arm around Icey's shoulder)

Lays head on Quis shoulder!

(discretely adjust self)

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:

(discretely adjust self)

Nope I caught ya!!!!!

BLUSH

Whispers in Quis' ear!!!!!

turns redder

and adjusts self again

Kisses Quis!!!!

(catches breath)

(rubs Icey's thigh)

Careful you might get bitten!

I'm willing to take the chance.

(hugs Icey and snuggles in closer)

I like to snuggle!

Do you want to keep snuggling or would you like to go dancing? Or go do something else?

You two should get a room - a well sound-proofed room.

This is SHAKES, not SHAMELESS-HUSSIES. That bar is down the street.

Maybe we could get the ladies from SHAMELESS HUSSIES to come pay us a visit at SHAKES?

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Originally posted by Semi:
This is SHAKES, not SHAMELESS-HUSSIES. That bar is down the street.

Okay this week I have been called a whore and a shameless hussy!!!!

I think you're a great guy and a good friend

!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I think you're a great guy and a good friend

!

Thank you!!!!!

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Originally posted by icefire:

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Originally posted by Semi:
[b] This is SHAKES, not SHAMELESS-HUSSIES. That bar is down the street.

Okay this week I have been called a whore and a shameless hussy!!!!

[/b]

Now, now, little brother, I didn't call you a shameless hussy, now did I? I simply mentionned that there was a bar down the street called SHAMELESS-HUSSIES. Anything else was simply inadvertent implication, inadvertently inferred by you. In other words, you're jumping to conclusions.

I have a challenge for you, Semi. I heard recently of a bottle of 40 year old Jamaica rum that's worth $50 000.00. Think you can find us a bottle?

Arachne:
I found this tidbit:

"World's Oldest Rum Tasted in Toronto
by DAVID LAWRASON

Only a few famous lips, plus a few insiders who made and sell it, had previously tasted Appleton Estate 40 Year Old, claimed by its producer to be the world's oldest and most expensive rum. But last night in Toronto I was one of 36 who got to experience the amber liquid that Appleton has valued at $50,000 CDN a litre.

Trouble is, this spirit is so rare - only one barrel exists in Jamaica - that it is not for sale. "

Well, I suppose I could take a time bubble and go back to Toronto, 2003, cast a transparency field over it and bring it back to 3003,, but that would be theft. And why should we care with our replicators. To tell the truth, Arachne, I did travel back and secreted two pico-litres (a bare drop) of this elixir. No-one could ever miss it. It is now replicated for all SHAKES' patrons to enjoy.

I knew if anyone could find a way to get it, you would.

[Arachne helps herself to a glass.]

Ah, smooooth.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

guess I'm swimmin solo ...

Sweetie, help yourself, and enjoy.

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guess I'm swimmin solo ...

Not quite, but it is quiet around here tonight.

Yeah, where is everybody?

Maybe they developed social lives and forgot to tell us.

That's what I thought. How come we didn't get the memo?

But this *is* a social life...!

Could Legion World have been hit by that solar flare last week?

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Ah, smooooth.

Just like Vee!

Hey! That's 600 posts!

Another round of the rum to celebrate.

Congratulations!

And here's to your next 600.

I'm looking forward to it already, but for now I'm outa here.

Here's to Arachne. Better late than never. Congratualtions on [Linked Image]

Hi, my name is SharkLad, and I'm an alcoholic ...

Sharky, Sharkalcoholics Anonymous is down the street, next to the SHAMELESS-HUSSIES bar.

This is a very interesting street we're on!

What is that spot called "Fetish" down the road?

I walked by it the other day and I'm sad to report that it's actually pretty mundane.

It must be a law enforcement supply store or something similar -- all they had in the window were handcuffs, uniforms, and nightsticks.

Where is everybody? We're still on the same page as last night. That's just not right.

[Pours a glass of Opal Nera for comfort.]

There must be a crisis in the 3rd quadrant that is drawing everyone away.

The 3rd quadrant? But all that's there are sleezy bars and strip clubs...

And I'll have a mimosa, please! Kind of in the (early) brunch mood today...

2 please Maybe Ill stay for a short while

Hey I could use a drink too!!!

Here you go! A "STU All Over" for each of you -- they were created by Semi and they're terrific! (I'm not quite sure what's in 'em, though.)

I'll just have a diet coke - I've got a reservation at 9 pm for the Starfield Lounge.

One Diet Coke, coming up!

It's kind of fun playing bartender while Semi and Vee are away -- it's an all-you-can-drink job...

Thanks for looking after the bar, STU. You're doing a great job.

I'm a little concerned about Vee. It's not like him to be away like this without checking in. I know all of Legion World joins me in that concern.

I offer to go looking for Vee ...

Yeah, I'm still wondering about Vee. Maybe he's just having a bit of computer trouble though.

Oh, hey everyone, how about a quick one? I have work tomorrow and I'm still getting adjusted to having to actually work instead of just go to school full-time as an undergrad and then party all weekend.

Who says actually working is inconsistent with partying all weekend?

Right now, I'm trying too

. By Sunday I am so tired, all I do is take long naps. I'm still exhausted by Monday morning, but it's always worth it if I had a good weekend!

Good afternoon everybody.
Business has been kind of slow. Hope it picks up. I wonder if it's competition from the SHAMELESS-HUSSIES bar down the street, or if customers are put off by the proximity of the giant bidet statue (that strangely resembles Cobalt Kid)

Maybe everybody's out looking for Vee. Or disappeared with him.

Hope V didn't meet up with VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV !

Yea Where is Vee???

Someone needs to uninstall the Vee-chip that's been censoring his posts.

[yawn]

I need caffine.

Have you ever had a Jolt! Cola?

Hey, STU. I think I could use one of those. Feels like I've been functioning on empty for the past week.

I'm going to have a glass of champagne with tiny bubbles. 1400 tiny bubbles, to be exact!

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Originally posted by Vee:
Hey, STU. I think I could use one of those. Feels like I've been functioning on empty for the past week.

Welcome back!

Here's a Jolt! Cola and a big smile.

WOW! Guess I made it back just in time to help you celebrate! Looks like you've been posting up a storm while I've been gone. Congrats!

Stu -- No, I haven't.

Vee -- Welcome back; we were about to send out search parties.

May I join you Stu?

Thanks, Vee!

Here's a Jolt! for Arachne and Danny -- if you don't like it, there's other stuff in the back too!

Hey Vee, welcome back.

You said you were just going to the corner store.

Congrats on 2200, Semi!

[raises glass of tiny-bubbling champagne]

Thanks STU, I guess we'lll wait for 2500 before the dancing numbers come out again.

Hey Vee! Glad you're back!

Good strong coffee's on, wake up everybody! I brought in some croissants from the Lounge kitchen.

Hi everyone! FC, that coffee and those croissants smell wonderful! Thanks!

Morning, Vee. How you been?

Croissants look good. Thanks, FC! Don't mind if I do. I'll pass on the coffee, though. It's no good for you.

(Pours a Guinness)

Cool -- I got the last chocolate-filled croissant!

[MUNCH]

This hits the spot after those chicken and waffles...

Cool, I got the last dog-slobber free croissant.

I hope.

Welcome back Vee.

Hey Miner, any croissants left?

Dry ones, you mean?

Ummm... Yeah.

Looks like a coffee shop in here! Next thing I know, Starbucks will be trying to buy me out.

Okay, okay - listen everybody: morning coffee has moved to the Café Cramer, next door to Shameless Hussies. Breakfast Guinness available at Shakes.

Thanks Cramer, I think I'll pop over for a cup of tea, some cottage cheese and a bit of melon. Are you open yet?

Sounds good Cramey! I think the Security Office is right down the street, a few buildings over.

Maybe we should draw a map of Legion World for visitors?

The LMBP Embassy is in the middle of course! (Along with the statue of Cobalt Kid...)

I think I DO need a map AND some coffee.

Where's Cafe Cramer? And Shameless Hussies?

I'm so confused!

FC, I've been waiting all day for Cafe Cramer to open. I could have used a club sandwhich for lunch. Perhaps we'll see this fine establishment open its farm-style doors later today or tomorrow?

Looks like LW is really turning into a fine metropolis! Can't wait for the Cafe to open FC!

Yet another chilly Remembrance Day.

A bloody mary seems appropriate.

Here you go Arachne. A bloody Mary. Sharky helped with this one.

I'll have the drink of the house.

Hey, what's the specialty drink at SHAKES, anyway?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Here you go Arachne. A bloody Mary. Sharky helped with this one.

I wondered why it tasted kind of metalic.

Not to worry, I added an anti-oxidant.

Thought I'd pop in for a nightcap.

(takes bottle of Jack, pours shot, chugs bottle)

There we go.

(Drinks shot)

Hey everybody - just to let you know, the Café Cramer is opening today at 4 a.m. eastern time. Coffee, tea, baked goods - like Starbucks but everything's free. Coffee to the people!

I'll have a highly caffeinated (yet alcoholic) libation here first...

BETTER than Starbucks!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Here you go Arachne. A bloody Mary. Sharky helped with this one.

sorry I didn't leave that much blood ...

I'll have to remember not to let Sharky help behind the bar anymore.

I'm sure he means well but sme things just can't be overcome.

Mid Afternoon? Might as well skip ahead to shots...

<pours "Powers", new Scottish Whiskey that I just learned of...>

Cobie, you're in luck. I installed the quantum distortion unit in SHAKES today. It's actually any time of the day you want. Never again will you have to feel guilty drinking in the morning. By the way, what's Powers?

Sounds good to me Semi!

"Powers" is this new whiskey I tried on Monday night. It's Scottish, but is really good, so good in fact that it's served at the Irish bar that I frequent. I've been drinking Jameson lately, and another Irish whiskey that is really good (but the way to spell it suddenly escapes my mind...Damn!). It's a pretty good whiskey, goes down nice and smooth.

Is it a blended whiskey or a single malt?

I think it might be blended, but I'm not too sure. You see, when I tried it, I was more in the mood to drink first, ask questions later. It was a festive Monday night

.

I love posting at work BTW. I think I'm about to just go home early now, and then post when I get home. Since I'm not doing any work anyway...

I want to go home early. But its only 10:53 a.m. here. I could stop and get Legion 26 on the way.

Well, I'm home and it feels good

! Think I may be in the mood to do some drinking!

Hey anyone here????

I think everyone is trying out the new place in town. But I see you've also headed over there

I was in the stock room doing inventory. What can I get you guys.

A beer will be fine Bro, I just haven't talked to you in a couple of days wanted to make sure you were okay!!!!

Why do I have the sudden urge to hop onto a piano and belt out a torch song?

Hey Quis wanna beer?

Diet Coke for me. Thank you.

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Originally posted by Crujectra:
Why do I have the sudden urge to hop onto a piano and belt out a torch song?

Go for it Princess!!!

Could you sing "Down in the Depths (on the 90th Floor)" by Cole Porter?

Great, entertainment - and a Royal performance. Champagne for everyone.

A toast to you 3 for being some of the geatest friends a guy could have!!!!

You'll be giving me a swelled head, Icefire.

We're toasting with Roderer Cristale (we have to bring out the best when Royalty is in the house). I see even Quislet is taking a sip.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:

You'll be giving me a swelled head, Icefire.

I hope so!!!!

be careful or Semi will throw us out of here.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
be careful or Semi will throw us out of here.

Nahhh!!! He loves me to much!!!!

Well maybe not throw us out, but strongly suggest a room at the No-Tell Motel.

Besides, we don't want to compete with the Princess for entertaining the patrons of Shakes

The Starfield Lounge has good rooms, you guys should check it out...

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
be careful or Semi will throw us out of here.

Nah, it takes a lot more than that for me to politely suggest that SHAMELESS-HUSSIES bar might be a more appropriate venue for your shenanigans. I don't think I've actually ever thrown anyone out. The closest I came to it was when Ranger destroyed my triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors. But even then, I didn't. As I recall, I had to get Icefire to an infirmary.

You'll never know... just how much... I love you...

You'll never know... just how much... I care...

And if I try... I still couldn't hide... my love for you...

You ought to know... for haven't I told you sooooo...

A million or more times...

Bravo Princess.

Well, Gentlemen and Ladies, I have to head home now. They are about to flick the lights on and off here at work. See you all tomorrow.

Wow, is there anything the Princess isn't good at?

Play another please...

Troy (my serving droid), please take another glass of champagne to the Princess. She must be parched after that scintillating performance.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
It was a festive Monday night

.

Mondays. They're the new Thursdays.

I think with CK, just about any night can be the new Thursday night!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
We're toasting with Roderer Cristale (we have to bring out the best when Royalty is in the house)

[CHUG]

STU, you slobovian piglet, you! That stuff's expensive.

You laugh, Vee - you're paying for half of it. Read the contract.

Oh! I know, but I think it'll be worth it when it starts to affect him! STU is going to be quite stewed or rather Super Tanked Unquestionably!

And when he is in that condition, he'd be Slow To Understand that we'd removed his clothing to observe his Silk Thong Underwear.

*hic*

This stuff's making me feel all tingly... kinda like that Goose drink...

Hmmm, Stu's Tingly Unmentionables.

*tsk* *tsk*

Still Terribly Unaware

Soon Totally Unveiled

However, he's Somewhat Trying, Ultimately.

Sexy Tight Underwear...

So Tipsy, Unknowing...

Hey, I'd like a... THE HELL?!?!? (Sees what is going on)

However, Still Too Understated.

See, that's Uplifting!

Boy, I'm still woozy from whatever I drank last night...

I guess there's nothing better for that than a little hair of the dog that bit me, so to speak...

And now I'd like to take it up a notch with this little diddy...

"I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China,
All to myself alone.
Get you to keep you in my arms evermore,
Leave all your lovelies
Weeping on the faraway shore.

Out on the briny
With the moon big and shiny,
Melting your heart of stone.
I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China,
All to myself alone."

Bravo! Bravissimo!!

Well done Princess!

stamping on floor, clapping hands, hootin' & hollerin'

I suppose, theoretically, I should be singing in the Starfield Lounge, but I dunno... I don't really feel like a lounge singer

Wow, having these performances adds a touch of unmistakable class to the joint. I might think about lowering the lights a notch, putting checkered table cloths and candles on the tables, and serving wine.

WOW! Lunch time live performance - what a great bar! A bouquet for the Princess!

Thanks for bringing those flowers, Madame Cramer. I'll put some on each table. Why this place is begining to look downright swank.

I think I'll find a quiet corner and enjoy the performances today...

Wine sounds good for a bit, how about some Pinot Grigio...

<Semi enters> Oh, hi Cobie. I just took advantage of the lull to dash over to Cafe Cramer for some lunch. A glass of Pinot Griggio? Coming right up.

H-e-l-l-o!!!!!

Hey Icy, how are you today? Love the new togs BTW!

Hi, Icebro. A midori sour, perhaps? Vee, a margarita?

I'd like a pluberry margarita, please.

Why STU, you booze-hound. I haven't talked to you in ages. What have you been doing? Here's you're Margarita. Should I top that off. Bottoms up.

Make that two, if you wouldn't mind.

It's a little fancy for me, but what the hey.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Why STU, you booze-hound. I haven't talked to you in ages. What have you been doing? Here's you're Margarita. Should I top that off. Bottoms up.

*groan*

Hey Miner, a margarita for you. What's up. (pours leftovers into Stu's bowl).

Was the pun that bad, or are you hitting your limit?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hey Miner, a margarita for you. What's up. (pours leftovers into Stu's bowl).

Thanks.

Not much going on here. Just looking forward to the weekend. How've you been?

I'm ok. This has been a boring week. I'm really looking forward to my boring weekend.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
or are you hitting your limit?

Oh heavens no!

[CHUG]

STU's a booze-hound extraordinaire.

shake your love
I just can't shake your love

shake your love
I just can't shake ... your love

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b]or are you hitting your limit?

Oh heavens no!

[CHUG] [/b]

Good to hear.

[CHUG]

Sharky, I always wondered - are you pelagic, or a bottom feeder.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by STU:
[b]

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
[b]or are you hitting your limit?

Oh heavens no!

[CHUG] [/b]

Good to hear.

[CHUG] [/b]

Miner, keeping chugging. I have a cab waiting for you whenever you want to go home. I wouldn't want you teleporting into a wall, or anything.

That's my SemiSweets, always worrying about the health and safety of all our friends and guests!

And, hey! Congratulations on reaching 2300!!!!

Yeah, congrats!

This calls for a celebration:

[CHUG]

[CHUG]

[CHUG]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Sharky, I always wondered - are you pelagic, or a bottom feeder.

I'm pelagic, thanks for asking ...

though, I've been known to feed a few bottoms ...

Well, we've dog a drunk shark, a drunk puppy and a drunk bug all sleeping it off. What is this a zoo?

Nevertheless, the place looks clean. Tidiness - Vee's trademark. He must have gotten here early and cleaned up before going off to seed worlds.

Nope, I'm here. I was just going over to Cafe Cramer to see about lunch.

Hey Vee, it looks like this SHAKES thread's going to be shutting down soon. We'll have to open SHAKES.2 right away. Same old place.

Sounds good to me fellas! How about a big party for the 200th page like FC said, then have a grand-opening for SHAKES II!

All posts on pages 199 and 200 will be party posts. That is, the party will start on page 199. I'll be serving up special libations, and Troy, Biff, Lord, Candy and Bambi will all be wearing tinsel floss.

Welcome to SHAKES 200 pages party.

Dancing and carousing are encouraged. You may notice the temporary dance pole installed for this special occassion. Icey's been asking for one. Maybe later, he'll grace us with a performance.

Well then in that case, it looks like the party started!!! I'll have a glass of champagne!

<Goes over to the piano>

Well, why not for old times sake:

"Should old acquaintance be forgot..."

We'll do that one last, but until then, how about a few fun party songs?!

Bro, a pole yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I have to go get my party clothes on!!!!!

Gee I hope my brother will let me work at SHAKES 2!!!!

Won't be here later and I know how these parties start moving at breakneck speed - page 200 will be done before you know it and we'll all be over at Shakes 2, painting and moving furniture...

It's been a great run, Semi T. Fellow. Here's a toast to the next 200!

FC

Okay Icey pole dances all night long!!!!!!

let go of the pole and grab my fin ... I'll take ya all the way to page 200 ...

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
let go of the pole and grab my fin ... I'll take ya all the way to page 200 ...

I like the sound of this Sharky!!!!

yeah, baby ... yeah!

Nothing like a party with your friends to celebrate SHAKES! One of these days, we'll all have to go back and re-read all 200 pages!

How about a few shots?

Wow, this is a great party. And it's going so fast, so I better get this in. Thanks so much to all of you for posting here. This thread started out as "Martini's Anyone?", and became a bar. It's been fun and will continue in SHAKES.2, if you're interested - and I hope you will be.

Thanks to you Brent, This has been great fun and SHAKES will be fondly remembered!!!! Now lets Party Bro!!!!!

Enjoy the party and the weekend!

See you all next week.

Drinks are on me! (so you have to lick them off.

)

When I first came to Legion World, I have to admit I was worried about feeling like an outsider. This thread is one of the reasons that that fear went away fast. So thanks to all of you guys who post here, for making me feel welcome and then making it a blast to post here every night!

On with the party!

Hey Congratulations on the successes of Shakes, and best wishes for Shake's II.

I heard there was free stuff here. Ah, bar stool.

Did somebody say Party??

I'll start with a Joe n' Jonnie.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hey Vee, it looks like this SHAKES thread's going to be shutting down soon. We'll have to open SHAKES.2 right away. Same old place.

I'm confused. I said I would let threads go to 500. I've seen topics reach over 2000 without problems.

Guys, I'm a little disturbed by this. Let this thread reach 500, please. Thanks.

Okay, miscommunication. Some of us misunderstood and thought the thread had to close at 200 pages.

Everybody, never mind. Party-on!. SHAKES is open for business as usual.

Now maybe I can get that damn dance pole outta here.

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Originally posted by Nightcrawler:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Hey Vee, it looks like this SHAKES thread's going to be shutting down soon. We'll have to open SHAKES.2 right away. Same old place.

I'm confused. I said I would let threads go to 500 pages. I've seen topics reach over 2000 pages without problems.

Guys, I'm a little disturbed by this. Let this thread reach 500, please. Thanks. [/b]

[EDIT:]I've changed my mind. It's going to be 800 pages!

Thanks.

Saved from the wrecking ball!

Who says rioting doesn't work?

I guess that calls for a JWB on the rocks.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(followed by a Bratwurst, Chili and Sauerkraut Special with a Michelob chaser)

Hey Ranger. We had a little scare. Thought we were going to be shut down and would have to open anew. False alarm. Here's you're J&B.

Sorry, let me take that back. Here's a Johnnie Walker Black, which is what you really ordered.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
I guess that calls for a JWB on the rocks.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(followed by a Bratwurst, Chili and Sauerkraut Special with a Michelob chaser)

Waiter! A table up-wind please?

Semi, can I ask you a question?

Why is there a stature of a Bidet outside?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Inquiring Minds want to Know)

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Why is there a stature of a Bidet outside?

in case any of the statues of noted LMBPers are feeling "unclean" ...

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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:

Quote

Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] I guess that calls for a JWB on the rocks.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(followed by a Bratwurst, Chili and Sauerkraut Special with a Michelob chaser)

Waiter! A table up-wind please? [/b]

He's a Daxamite. We'll need a table in another solar system.

Ahhh SHAKES.

200 pages and still going strong.

(Pours shot of Ouzo)

Here's to ya.

(gulps down shot)

Oh come on Bro leave the pole up for the weekend!!!!! Please!!!!

I'm feeling a bit tired from the party last night...

...only one sure cure for a hangover...

<pours beer>

And I think I'll milestone whore for a bit, and steal post #3000!

And I think I'll also celebrate my own personnal milestone of #1000! Wow, I can't believe I've posted so much in so little time! This has really become a hobbie of mine!

Thanks everyone for making all thousand posts enjoyable!

Congratulations, Cobie! Here's to the next 1000!

(pours shot)

CONGRATULATIONS CK!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[b]

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b] I guess that calls for a JWB on the rocks.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(followed by a Bratwurst, Chili and Sauerkraut Special with a Michelob chaser)

Waiter! A table up-wind please? [/b]

He's a Daxamite. We'll need a table in another solar system. [/b]

Not to worry, my friend, Anti-Noxious Molecule Boy is staying for the weekend. He can neutralize any odor - skunk, fart, even morning breath. He's great to have around after a rib and refried bean barbeque sleep-over.

Cobie, what kind of bartender and friend would I be with out a proper celebration of your mile-stone. Congratulations and thanks for your great contributions to Legion World. Yay Cobie, here's to your [Linked Image]

posts. And to many more.

Looks like I missed a good party.

Well, you're here now and the party is ongoing. What can I get you?

Hey Bro Great Party!!!! Hi Arachne wanna dance?

Icey, I didn't thing you were here. I thought you just forgot to log ou, like I always do.

Nope I'm here!!!!! You look great tonight!!!!

Semi: I was being experimental and helped myself to hot Rabina mixed with vodka. I think I over did the vodka. (wheeee....)

Icefire: I'd love to dance.

Thanks, Icey. You should be making good use of that dance pole. I left it in at your request, but it's outta here on Monday morning.

Arachne you are a wonderful dancer!!!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Thanks, Icey. You should be making good use of that dance pole. I left it in at your request, but it's outta here on Monday morning.

Thanks for leaving it for the weekend!!!

Arachne, what is Rabina? Damn, do I have to add that to my inventory as well? Thank Brande, I have the Oracle 100000000.2 database to keep track of my inventory.

Walks up and hugs his older brother!

This is one great party Arachne needs another drink and I'm just gonna grab a beer. Can I get you anything Bro?

There's a party?

Rabina's concentrated black currant juice. When you mix it with hot water it's kind of like hot apple cider. It's a British invention, I'm not sure they sell it in the States.

And yes, Arachne does need another drink. Did I mention that they were eating tarantulas on National Geographic tonight? I had to sit there helplessly watching as my kindred was torn apart and munched on!

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Originally posted by icefire:
Arachne you are a wonderful dancer!!!

Thank you, sir, you're not bad yourself.

Yay! Party!

Weeeeeee....

neeeeeee....

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
...only one sure cure for a hangover...

Try snipping any more hair from this puppy and you'll just get bitten again, and harder.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
There's a party?

"There's a party going on in my mouth!"

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Rabina's concentrated black currant juice. When you mix it with hot water it's kind of like hot apple cider. It's a British invention, I'm not sure they sell it in the States.

I love that stuff -- I had it all the time when I was visiting the UK.

I've seen it for sale in the States in specialty food stores, at extremely elevated prices.

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
[b] There's a party?

"There's a party going on in my mouth!"

[/b]

Yea and everyone's coming!!!!!

Not everyone, Icey.

Thanks guys!

Looks like the parties still going on, although I can't remember a time when it wasn't. How about a beer?

And Stu, I promise, no more hairs! Especially when you become a duck!

Here's a Rolling Rock!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
And Stu, I promise, no more hairs! Especially when you become a duck!

"I'll just have some feathers of the duck that bit me, please."

Missed the party again, I see. Ah well.

I think I'll pour myself a sangria tonight.

<pours beer>

Well, no reason not to start a new party...

I'll have a beer AND a sangria.

They'll help me wash down the spicy tuna roll I had for dinner...

I'll have a little feather of the duck that bit me

Fortunately, STU isn't a Daxamite...

Beer and sangria sound good. Think I'll set myself up with that too.

I love double-fisted drinking.

Beats double drunk fisting...

Well, looks like some party boys never left. I guess I better set the droids on clean up mode. Anybody want anything?

<Pov, I'm not even going to comment on what you wrote>

I just had to add my own

here

Wow! Looks like everyone had a great time this weekend while I was away. At least no one passed out on the floor or behind the bar!

Well, lets get the place ready for a new week.....

I'd like a vodka tonic to start off the week, please.

[GLUG]

Here you go STU, one vodka tonic coming your way.

Is that drunk puppy sleeping behind the bar again. Ooh, and a little mess to clean up. Shar-pei That Upchucked.

Simply Trained Unsuccessfuly I guess

Must be time for happy-hour in some parts of the world. Monday's are usually difficult. Anybody want anything?

I think perhaps a tall sex on the beach is in order.

That's one way to brighten up a dreary November day.

Not trying to rub it in but down here it's absolutely gorgeous. These are the days we live for in FL. Low humidity, temps in the low 80/upper 70s, bright sunshine.

Hah! I sound like a commercial for the Florida Conventionn & Visitors Bureau!

Maybe that could be your evil alt id - Giant Robotic Anita Bryant.

No, she worked for the Florida Citrus Growers Council (or was that Tammy Faye Baker ~ we've had such a plethora of shrill she-banshees down here that I get them all confused.)

No, that was the lovely Anita. I think you would be allowed a little robotic poetic license given the circumstances.

Alas, I'm not currently in the market for an evil alt ID. Perhaps Quislet would like to use her. I think Anita ( and Tammy Faye!) could certainly rank up there with Thora, Emma Grundy, and some of the other evil queens that have appeared on LW for mischief and mayhem.

Could I please have one of those drinks that little cutie Icefire likes made with Midori? Midori-rita? Midori sour? Something else else like that, as long as it's green!

BTW, Vee, I certainly hope you weren't including ME in that group!

Absolutely not, Empress! I would never classify you with them!

And here's your Midori Sour, just like Icy enjoys it!

I've never had one of those. Why don't you make me one too, please.

There ya go, SemiSweets. I think I'll have one as well.

Umm! That was delicious! Tell Icy he has very good taste in drinks. I don't mean to drink and run but I must get going. Undercovers assignment you know!

Bye, Empress. Nice seeing you again. I may have another construction project for you in the near future.

Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I'd like a prickly pear margarita, please!

Would you like that with or without the pricks?

I'd like it smooooooooooth, please.

Did you know our passwords change with our email address? And that you get logged out when the password changes? I din't.

I think I need an Opal Nera.

May I join you Arachne?

I've finished my prickly pear margarita.

I've never had an Opal Nera, but this might well be a good time to try. Another Opal Nera over here, please!

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Did you know our passwords change with our email address? And that you get logged out when the password changes? I din't.

I think I need an Opal Nera.

I'm not sure what you mean, Arachne, but for sure you need a drink. You too, Icey.

Okay, Stu, since you're now SHAKES official puppy and we own you, we'll have to treat you properly. Here's a nice biscuit and a bowl of fresh and clean water.

I don't think water's what he wants, Semi.

And what I meant was, I changed my email address in my profile and I was automaticaly asigned a new password.

And yes, Icey, you certainly may join me.

OK, drinks for Arachne and Icey. Stuey, puppy, you're still getting water.. There's been just too much piddle behind the bar. Maybe when you get a bit bigger and learn to hold it.

I think I'll have a drink myself! I'll try some of that Opal Nura finally, I think! How are you Semi?

Hm, haven't seen Arachne or Icefyre in awhile either! How are you guys doing?

Maybe you should put in a doggie door.

I'm doing fine, CK. I just wish Mother Nature would decide whether it's fall or winter. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I definately hear that Arachne! Today was the first day that I started feeling run down, so I made sure to take it easy tonight, and even had a cup of tea. This time of the year is when I can easily get sick at any moment. I just wish it'd turn to winter for a bit and snow

!

Me too. For some reason it always feels warmer once the snow arrives. Maybe the snow plugs up the drafts.

I'd like snow. Then I'd just sit at the top of my hill in San Francisco and watch the chaos.

It certainly gets rid of the wet damp feeling. I enjoy the snow so much, that I don't mind shovelling it at all. Up until February of course, then I start getting sick of it. But I always do wait smuggly for the first few times it snows in November or early December

I truly miss the winter. Half the fun of winter is avoiding it. And it makes you appreciate spring and summer so much more. Down side is that you dread fall.

We finally got a bit of snow on teh ground, and now it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

My Mom, who lives in London, Ontario, said they had snow this past weekend. Now she's all freaked out and can't drive to Stratford to pick up my Christmas present. Icey, you think you might zip over there and clear the roads?

I think the roads will be clear by now. The temperature was above freezing in most of the country today. Your presents are probably safe now.

Nah, even if the roads are clear, my 77 year old mother will fear a snowfall if she's more than 1.5 miles from home.

Sounds like my uncle.

Just tidying up in here, and tightening the tethers. Anybody here? I'll be in the stock room taking inventory, if anybody needs anything.

Semi,

Do you think it is too soon to ask Icefire to marry me?

No, Quis, it's not too early. Have you two hooked up? Remember, marriage with Icefire may be a very tiring job.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
No, Quis, it's not too early. Have you two hooked up? Remember, marriage with Icefire may be a very tiring job.

well we haven't met in person yet (we are over a thousand miles apart)

And by tiring, do you mean we'll be in bed a lot?

Oh boy! Am I glad you asked SemiSweets that one! I don't think I'd touch that one with a ten foot pole!

Are you that long, Vee?

Only in my imagination Quis. Although I am that long in the tooth.

I'm a 5'8" Pole myself.

Well, I think I need to build up my courage to ask Icefire. A Large Diet Coke and keep them coming.

Quis, you correctly interpreted my "tiring" comment. I suggest you meet in person first.

Well, it's six in my part of the world, and I have class soon! I'd say I couldn't drink, but then again, it has been a looooooooong day...

Don't drink before class. It'll be murder trying to stay awake.

I often had a drink or two before class -- some liquid courage, so that I could work up the nerve to ask the cute teaching assistant for some "private tutoring"...

Today, I could have used a drink or two during class.

Mr. Quank, good to see you. The usual? <depletion of my Johnnie Walker Black stock>

Make it two Semi. How've you been?

Fine Ranger, you all healed?

shake your bon bon
shake your bon bon
shake your bon bon

<pours beer>

I think I'll skip over breakfast and get right into the day!

You're taking a page right out of my manual, Cobie.

(pours beer)

Hello loyal patrons. Early day or late night?

Hey Bro whats up????

Hi, Icey, how you doing?

Bores peer.

Hey everyone! Anybody need a drink?

Puppy doesn't. Looks like he's been licking around that leaky keg all day.

I just finished reading the Secret Files.

I really need a drink now.
And not just a virtual one.

Well, Arachne, you know by now that I can't help you with anything real. I'm a cyber-charlatan: promising you taste sensations but not the physical manifestation. I hope you'll accept me for what I am, despite my limitations.

Always, Semi. Especialy scince I've got a bottle of Opal Nera at here at home.

Wow, I think I'm too hammered to be posting. Coming back from the bar and going online is a bad idea...

Too much liquor, Cobie, and you'll end up looking like a wizened Nosferatu before your time.

My recommendation: enjoy things now, while you can!

[DOUBLE CHUG]

STU puppy, if you keep chugging away all this booze you're going to end up with a double chin instead of a double chug!

Well, I'm in the mood for something strong today...

I guess we've got ourselves a bona fide booze hound

I'll have a Bombay Sapphire martini to commemorate the occasion.

Wow. It's quiet here tonight.

And then there are two posts at once.

A toast to the wonders of internet communication!

Just popping in to check on the droids. I assume that they kept your glasses full.

Perfect service as usual.

What are you having tonight, Arachne?

Just the usual.

Here's a fresh bottle of the "usual".

Thank ye kindly, sir.

Hello, everyone.

(pours beer)

Quiet night?

Unusualy so.

Calm before the weekend, I guess.

How goes?

Pretty good, but I'm still recovering from that picture of Vi in Secret Files.

Haven't read it yet. I take it that it was not flattering?

I went drinking for real last night -- it'd been a while.

Let's just say that I prefer an MB hangover to an RL hangover.

*groan*

Just goes to show you that everything is better at LW!

I'm in the mood for a nice drink right now...

I guess I missed Arachne and Miner! Hope everyone enjoys the start of the Holiday Season (or at least, what I consider to be the start

)!

Hm, kind of quiet today. I guess I'll just grab this keg of Whiskey and suckle it like a new born...

Yo, anybody here?

I wasn't really here all day. I guess I forgot to log off last night.

In keeping with the season, I would like a pumpkin martini, with cinnamon sugar around the rim of the glass. Thanks!

Would you like that Pumpkin Martini with or without a dollop of whipped cream?

Not in the martini, thanks.

But I'll have some here on my upper lip, for just the right seasonal touch. Ho ho ho!

Actually, I'll put it on Babette's navel and you can lick it off. I recently installed the "groan and moan" protocol.

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Originally posted by Vee:
Just goes to show you that everything is better at LW!

Yes, well everything is certainly larger than life here.

Too true.

I'll have a hot Rabina and vodka. (Does that have a name?)

That pumpkin martini was quite good!

I think I'm going to have a spiked eggnog now -- hold the egg and the nog, please.

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Originally posted by Arachne:

Too true.

I'll have a hot Rabina and vodka. (Does that have a name?)

Sounds good! I think I'll have one too (right after I finish this spiked eggnog sans eggnog).

Well, blackcurrant mixed with vodka would probably be dark purplish, wouldn't it? How about we call it a Deep Violet?

[loooks in glass] Yep, it's definitely purple. Deep Violet works for me.

Well Arachne and Stu, you two are "adventurers". How about starting off with a double old fashioned filled with vodka? No ice.

Sounds good!

And all the better to toast you for reaching 2500!

Sure, I'll have one. Maybe it'll stop the flashbacks to that Vi pic. (Yes, I'm still shocked.)

You people make me so not to want to get that Legion Secrets Issue. Really ugly art turns me off. Another drink anyone?

I'm still working on the last one.

I didn't mean to turn you off the Secret Files, Semi. It's actually very well written (for an introduction story) and most of the art is great. There's just a couple that are, well, wrong.

I'm going to skip it and have another drink instead. I've seen too much bad Legion art. I';; just stick with Batista and pray they don't replace him.
For god's sake, Legion should be the pinnacle, not the try-out.

Hey Semi, are you on? How about a nice bourbon on the rocks to enjoy the mid-afternoon of a Saturday

I take it you mean, "on Legion World."

Here's your bourbon on the rocks. How're things?

Things are going good, I'm starting to get into the Holiday spirit

.

How about you? How are things going?

That's cool. I've actually started my Christmas shopping, but don't tell anybody.

Your secret is safe with me

I still have to get started on that. I think the surprise gift of the year will be if I can get my girlfriend a "meat-wad" tee-shirt from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The older I've gotten, I've really learned that the best gifts are the little ones that become an 'in-joke/in-story' type thing.

Ok, I didn't understand that gift at all. Must be
because I'm old.

I know who Meatwad is, but I'll admit I don't see the in-joke. Which makes sense; it's an in-joke.

I think I'll start tonight off with a boilermaker.

Tell me what's in a boilermaker, Miner. Does it involve beef boulion?

Fortunately, no.

Unless I've been lied to, it's beer with a shot of bourbon.

Oh, ok, here's a Molson Export and Crown Royal. (Sorry, I was just feeling a bit Canadian there.)

Nothing at all wrong with that.

Cheers!

Miner, if you ever want to be Secretary General of the UN, you've got a great start. You can drink with class in any country.

Why, thank you, Semi.

But you would be my choice for such a job. Bartenders tend to have excellent mediation skills, and you're one of the best.

<Blush, Blush, Blush> < Hide false modesty> Why thanks Miner, you flatter me so.

I would like a Deep Violet. That little taste of blackcurrant (which is rarely found in the States) yesterday has made me want more of the stuff.

Here it is Stu. But I've served it in a special sipping glass. You won't be able to chug it. So savor it.

[sips the drink in a refined fashion]

Wow, it's so different when more of it gets in your mouth than all over your chin...

Bar's open. We don't have Sunday closing laws on LWMB. Just thought I'd remind you.

Another quiet night on Legionworld. It must be all those Legion issues keeping everyone busy.

I'll have an Opal Nera if your still around Semi.

I am around, Arachne. A little troubled by all the LWMB politicing going on, but otherwise, your basic Canadian ex-patriot stalwart.

Now, what can I get you? And by the way, is Martin going to f*up, in your humble opinion?

I haven't a clue how Martin's going to do. It depends on what happens with the Conservatives and the Alliance, who Martin chooses as deputy, what the major issues are by that point...

I think he'll do a great job with the budget, though.

And I'll have another Opal Nera.

Okay, more Opal Nera. I think, that by alligning with the Alliance, the Conservative party just died.

It might work if the right leader takes charge, but we'll have to see.

Well, I'll have a quick drink with you guys

. But then it's off to bed, young Cobalt needs to get used to waking up early for work still...

<Places drunk puppy in his puppy bed behind the bar at SHAKES, and scratches him behind the ears. Fills water bowl with fresh water and alka seltzer.>

Anybody need anything?

I need lots of things.

I'll settle for a Diet Coke

A St Clements for me please Semi...

How you been?

And why did you get your puppy drunk? Poor wee thing...

Quis, here's the diet coke.

Hi, Sonnie. I would never feed a puppy alcohol. The sad truth of the matter is that our puppy is a pure-bred Booze Hound. Here's that St. Clements.

Hi all, any one need a drink?

Quote

Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hi, Sonnie. I would never feed a puppy alcohol.

It's all right -- it's Purina® brand liquor, specially formulated for a growing dog's needs.

Quote

Originally posted by Vee:
Hi all, any one need a drink?

Yes, please!

One Bombay Sapphire martini, garnished with meat-flavored kibble.

Here you go STU!

Thanks! Good to see you around, Vee!

What are you having?

I'm having a glass of Frangelico over shaved ice. It does wonders for a weary body & soul.

Then I'll have one too! My body and soul could use a little post-Monday pick-me-up.

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Then I'll have one too! My body and soul could use a little post-Monday pick-me-up.

All right then...here you go!

Hi guys. How are my two favorites for LW leader? Unfortunately, we can't allow SHAKES to be the campaign headquarters, but I did notice an empty store-front down the road. Maybe I could rent it for the campaign.

Hi SemiSweets! Missed you this weekend.

I was worried about your campaign. Strong-arm tactics are being practiced by the competition.

So I see! And to think that they took advantage of my mission of mercy away from LW to begin all this electioneering! Disgraceful!

Well, I don't blame FC, herself. But she has hired some rather unscrupulous fellows.

It IS a shame.

Vee, do you see which post I am about to hit. Sadly 2500 went unnoticed. But I got over it with the help of a shopping spree. You may find your quarters redecorated.

I'm ready for you Semi!

Well that's an invitation if I ever heard one.

Congratualtions, SemiSweets!

[Linked Image]

PS: And yes, it was rather a Semi Transparent inviation wasn't it?

ATARI!

Stu, that dates you. But that's what we need for LW - maturity and experience.

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Stu, that dates you. But that's what we need for LW - maturity and experience.

That's me -- mature, experienced, wise, and refined.

Now gimme another shot of Jagermeister, and pronto!

OK, booze hound.

Nice to see things are picking up around here.

Arachne, I was just leaving. Thankfully, I stayed long enough to pour you an Opal Nera. Have a great night.

Hey Semi, congrats on you're milestone!

<pours beer>

I'll try to keep the politics out of the bar for a bit, which shouldn't be too hard. Afterall, as a bonafide celebrity here on Legion World, I'm used to dodging the public for a quiet drink...

Thanks, Cobie. And I appreciate keeping politics out of the bar. This should continue to be a comfortable place for all LW'ers to come. And we do appreciate the continued patronage of bona fide celebrities such as yourself, (even more so now that you've confessed, in another thread, that you're even bettter looking than we suspected.)

Bar's open! Anyone need a drink?

I think I'll have one myself then while I wait for company to arrive

I need a drink!

Mighty quite around here. No one to celebrate my post # 2700 with <sigh>

I could sure use one, Vee.

Don't drink alone, Mr. almost 2700 posts! I'll have a soda water, with lime.

Well, I 've arrived, but it looks like you've already left.

I'd like a tide-me-over-until-Thanksgiving drink. I have to work tomorrow! *choke*

anybody homo?

knonk, knock ... anybody homo?

knock, knock ... anybody homo?

Sounds like our Shark has a stutter.

Just testing to see if all is okay.

And another test. I do believe SHAKES is open for business again. Drinks are on me!

Sure, sure - just when everybody's gone for the night - you buy the round! Good thing drinks are free here.

Going to be a long day today - just popped in for a Jolt Cola.

Yeah!! SHAKES is back!

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Drinks are on me!

*splash*

Hee hee!

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Originally posted by Vee:
Yeah!! SHAKES is back!

And congrats on 2700, Vee!

Way to GO!! Congrats VEE..

Someone else wanted to congratulate you Vee: SuperMobyDick

Aw shucks guys, thanks! I'm just trying to keep up with the Lashes!

Don't try too hard, you might get "whip-lash".

Hi guys. What're you drinking?

You know the more I look at him the more I realize that Super Moby is kinda cute. Semi can we have a pet whale as a mascot for SHAKES.

Just look at those little wings!

...or maybe as a bouncer?

...but not this type of bouncer.

Good evening gentlemen, how are you all?

Semi could I have a lemonade please?

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You know the more I look at him the more I realize that Super Moby is kinda cute. Semi can we have a pet whale as a mascot for SHAKES.

Just look at those little wings!

We already have a puppy.

*Opens door cautiously*

Ah, excuse me? May I come in?

Hello Harbinger. Smashing hat you're wearing. Lemonade? Brilliant suggestion. Let me squeeze some fresh.

Welcome Saturn Girl. Don't think I've seen you in here before.

You're right, I've never been here before. It's kind of dark in here but way more quiet than the grocery stores right now. Just wanted a place to hide for a minute and catch my breath.

Mom's got the kitchen tied up with Dad eating his lunch (oatmeal)... so thought I'd drop in here for a tequila.... if you have it?

may I please have a bloody mary ...

Heradura gold or silver. The only reason it's dark in here is that I haven't turned off the glare protection on our swell new picture window providing an unequalled view of the Orion Constellation.

Yes, you may have a bloody, but don't call me Mary. I don't go by that anymore.

you, my friend, will always be a mary to me ...

Whichever has the worm please....

Yes, the view is lovely, and once your eyes adjust it's easy to see why you prefer to keep the unnatural lighting low.

Hello Shark Lad, nice to meet you...

hello saturn girl ... nice rack ... I mean, nice weather we're having ... damn, I'm never good at first impressions ...

Neither one has a worm, Saturn Girl. That's mescal, I believe. Try the silver, it's very smooth.

(LOL) I love the line from Seinfeld, they're real and they're spectacular! (LOL)

Okay, silver, smooth it is. Guess I don't have time for the hallucinations, or vision quest, from the worm anyway!!!

Last time I had tequila anyway it was in Tequiza beer. My back is killing me and I've got three pies to bake.

my dorsal fin is real and pretty damn spectacular too, according to the resident queen ... well, the one with the crown, I mean ...

It is a lovely fin, and appears quite free of barnacles and bites. Congratulations. How's the water today?

Sharky, I was only tring out self-deprecation. I don't really have a sense of humour. You're cut off.

now, now semi, don't be like that ... c''mere and give us a kiss ...

SG, the water is fine ... come on in ... I promise not to bite ...

I don't know..... Really wasn't gonna stay that long..... No one knows where I am (tee-hee)

This is smooth! Do you have bathing suits?

bathing suits? we don't need no stinkin' bathing suits ...

Alright, give me another drink please Semi..

A swim might do your back good, Caroline. If you get tired, you could grab onto a dorsal fin...

Just read the spoilers for Legion #27. I need a quencher! (Great stuff, but surprising... about time, too...so to speak.)

yeah, baby, yeah!

*Unfastens the top two buttons of her red tunic*

Cramer? You'll watch out for anyone with the tabloids and warn us, won't you?

I feel so naughty.... Hope Garth doesn't find out I went nude swimming in the tank at Shakes!

*Slips off tunic to reveal Imra is wearing a lacy black corset and matching undies with little Saturn shaped buttons and red ribbons.*

Saturn Girl, we might have to change your code-name to Party Girl!

Cramer, I didn't realize you were here! C'mon in!

(incidentally, as for the L* 27 spoiler ... it was a kiss on the cheek)

It's just the holiday stress. This isn't anything like Klordny, and since my parents moved in, well there's been so much tension.

Is the water warm?

Just the cheek? Darn...

*Giggles, a little tipsy*

Well they had to start somewhere! They'll grow more comfortable with each other over time.

well, there is a warm spot ... damn you, STU!

True enough.

Im kinda impressed that DC allowed it...

Anybody home?

Umm... I can come back later...

All hail the future LW Janitor ... I plan on making frequent use of your services ...

*Sitting in her underwear trying to look like this is not unusual, and takes another drink*

Hello, welcome.

I'm sorry, but I'm a bit color-blind ... what color are your undies?

All right, Im going to go sit in the hot tub...

Um, this set is black lace with little yellow Saturn shaped buttons and bright red ribbons.

Garth had several sets of lingerie made for me last time we were on Rimbor. Do you like it? *Giggle* No one but Garth's seen me this way before. It feels funny being out of uniform. Who are you anyway?

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*Sitting in her underwear trying to look like this is not unusual, and takes another drink*

Hello, welcome.

Nothing is unusual in SHAKES.

Hello, SG nice to meet you.

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Who are you anyway?

me? just a boy, imbedded with shark DNA ... lotsa teeth, big fin ...

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Originally posted by Saturn Girl:
Who are you anyway?

Me? I'm the janitor and annoyingly bad joke writer.

No, no Sharky, I meant the new boy in glasses. I'm sorry, I should know everyone here. I've been a very neglectful founder.....

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No, no Sharky, I meant the new boy in glasses. I'm sorry, I should know everyone here. I've been a very neglectful founder.....

Well I used to be New Kid. But then I got this neat plastic power ring...

Oh, I see. Well, if it won't hurt your ring, you could go swimming with Sharky and I, if you want?

That does sound like fun, Thanks...

(uses ring to change clothing to appropriate attire)

Sorry, I had to step out (I'm moonlighting at a day job

). Any body want anything? Sharky, you're forgiven. You can have something too.

That's a nifty trick. I was told we didn't need bathing suits here. Hey, then I get to keep these on.

*Climbs up the steps to get into the tank and tests the water with her toe.* That's kind of nice. I thought it might be colder, or maybe I feel warm from the tequila. *Lowers herself into the water and tentatively paddles around.*

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That's a nifty trick. I was told we didn't need bathing suits here. Hey, then I get to keep these on.

Well, technicaly we don't, but I'm kinda allergic to Lightning Strikes...

Semi, How about a JWB on the rocks and another tequila for SG?

Gee, you mention lightning strikes and it gets awful quiet......

Well, certain people on Legion World are known for appearing unexpectedly...

*Shouts out to Matt* How ya doing in the hot tub Matt?

Anybody else getting in? C'mon Cramer!

Hey, Where'd Sharky go?

And where's Semi with those drinks?

Like this you mean, Abin? *hehe*

Hello Saturn Girl, it's a pleasure to finally run into you here. I must say "Thank You" for being one of the creators of this wonderful place. It gave me a new lease on life and I couldn't be happier.

BTW, if it would make you more comfortable, I could whip you up a nice bathing suit to wear while you swim, SG.

*looks around* Don't know Abin. Didn't know Sharky could get out of the water. If he's gotten out, let's go get in the hot tub with Matt. Okay? Are you chilly?

Yes, where is that dear Semi? I just remembered that he had asked me to help with a redecorating project he had in mind for SHAKES so I thought I would stop by to discuss it with him.

Hello EE. I've seen you on LMB as I lurk all the time, but until the holiday blahs hit, I've never been to Shakes nor had the *cough* pleasure of formally meeting you. You look lovely, I admit it.

I'm okay in my undies, thanks. I'm fairly well covered. Well, more than some, less than others, I guess. *Giggles* One more drink and I won't care what I wear!

I'm fine SG, But here's a big fluffy towel if you're chilly.

Hi, Empress, Seen Semi or Sharky?

*Accepts the towel* Thank you Abin.

Redecorating? That sounds like fun? May I ask what changes you two have in mind?

I might quite certain what he had in mind to be honest. He had just left me a message that he wanted my help changing some things around. Knowing Semi, though, I'm sure it will be lovely! He has such wonderful taste.

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Yes, where is that dear Semi? I just remembered that he had asked me to help with a redecorating project he had in mind for SHAKES so I thought I would stop by to discuss it with him.

IS that the Christmas decorating thing we have going on a week from Sunday in the Starfield Room?

Hi everyone! Welocme to SHAKES, CAroline, it's so nice to have you finally visit us! Can I get anyone anything?

Yes, he does have wonderful taste. And, he finds a way to make everyone feel comfortable around him.

I hope you don't change the star-gazing deck. That is a zillion credit view and it casts the most beautiful white glow with just a hint of lavender in it. Really gives a touch of magick to the place. Don't you think Empress?

Hi Danny... Hmmm Semi mentioned the other day that he wanted to expand the skylight for a better view of M-81.

I don't think so Danny. I got the impression that it was something a little more substantial than holiday decorating.

Hello V !! I finally dropped by, and oops, wound up in the shark tank in my underwear. I feel lots better though. Should have stopped by sooner......

Another tequila please...

Oh, defintiely SG! It really is a stunning view but now that AQ mentions it, I think it might well be that he wanted to expand the skylight so that you could see much more of the starfields all at once.

Well, I guess I better get this water cleaned up. Don't worry, Vee, I'll use the mop, never know what'll happen if I use the ring.

I'm glad you're enjoying the water, it's very relaxing isn't it? I sure hope no one got out of line with you. We have some real characters around here sometimes. I would hate to think that anyone would have pushed you in! Although I bet you could defend yourself well enough.

I'll go get that tequila for you.

Here's that tequila, Caroline. I noticed that Semi left the bottle of Heradura Silver out so I assume that's what you were having. An excellent choice I might add.

*Sighs and reluctantly reaches for her discarded tunic and slacks. Pays for her drinks and leaves a generous tip in the bartender's jar.*

Well, thanks for making this venture into Shakes so much fun for my first time. I think I will call an air-taxi and get home to bake those sprockin pies now. *Puts her finger to her lips* Everybody, shhhhh, don't tell Garth I was here...... Maybe I can slip in here once in a while. G'bye

*Grins* Well V, one more for the road. *Downs the last tequila*.......

Relax and have another drink, Abin. Just because you're the best Legion World Janitor ever doesn't mean you have to be constantly cleaning. You should be able to sit and enjoy yourself here at SHAKES just like everyone else.

How about a JWB?

Bye, Caroline! Glad you popped in to visit. Be sure to stop back again soon!

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How about a JWB?

Sounds good to me.

Sorry it took so long AQ, but here's your JWB.

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Originally posted by Vee:
[b] You know the more I look at him the more I realize that Super Moby is kinda cute. Semi can we have a pet whale as a mascot for SHAKES.

Just look at those little wings!

We already have a puppy. [/b]

Yes but STU's not exactly a mascot (or a bouncer...unless you count the times he's bounced off the floor after drinking himself into a stupor

) he's .... well, he's.... he's STU!

This STU would like something to drink. Bartender's choice!

Here's a nice bowl of water, puppy STU

Would the bartender please choose again?

How about some of this milk? It's only a day old or so?

Choose Wisely!

Hi guys! How's everybody doin'?

Could I get a Guinness, please?

I have no idea what those guys are up to. (The door to the back room is closed tightly.)

But here's a Guiness for you, OM!

Stu, you okay? You sig line looks different somehow.

Scott!

How dare you make me turn purple down there!

You prefer green?

Emerald STU!

Emerald suits you STU!

What can I get everyone? Scott, would you care for a drink?

The maigc has returned. Everbody stay calm. This is a good thing. No harm will come.

It's always magic when you're around SemiSweets!

Sure Vee. I'll take a hard lemonade. If you have it.

Garth? I followed you, and look where you are! Wanna dance baby?

One hard lemonade coming up. Caroline, what can I get you?

Well, LL, I'm not sure what a hard lemonade is. I'm going to guess, a highball filled one third with chilled vodka, one third with lemonade and one third with cointreau. Shave some ice and you're golden. Bottoms up, spark-boy.

Dear, you know I can't dance. But I'll watch you.

Thanks Vee, you're still on duty? No more tequila. I think a cranberry hard lemonade. BTW, my four pies turned out great. They look very pretty, can't wait to try them tomorrow.

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Well, LL, I'm not sure what a hard lemonade is. I'm going to guess, a highball filled one third with chilled vodka, one third with lemonade and one third with cointreau. Shave some ice and you're golden. Bottoms up, spark-boy.

Yum. Not had one made that way but it sounds great. Thanks Semi and Vee!

Well, um, okay. My husband says he'll watch me dance. Anyone want to dance with me? Anyone?

My, my, my. When the Ranzz-Ardeens visit, don't things heat up at SHAKES!

It would be my pleasure Saturn Girl! May I?

Semi watches Vee dance with Saturn Girl. Lightining Lad contentedly sips his hard lemondade. All seems at peace in the universe.

It will be a pleasure to dance with you V. *Gives him her arm as they enter the dance floor.*

*And the band begins to play*

So, anybody else want a drink before I go read legion 27?

This is fun V! You want to try a faster beat?

Sure Caroline, I'm game. Just tell the band what you'd like to dance to. They can play anything you request.

How about a samba?

I'd like one of those lemonades. It sounds very tasty.

I'll take another lemonade Semi. *continues to watch Vee and Caroline dance*

Depeche Mode?

Caroline, if you value your spine, place your hands firmly on those hips of Varalent's and don't let go during this dance.

Mas limonada por el pero y Sparky.

Here in Shakes my back feels fine! Okay Vee, take it away, I'll stay close.... let's show everyone some wild dancing......

Ay, carumba

Gracias compañero semi transparente.

de nada, sparky

Since we're getting all latin and whatnot, you guys can call me Semistimostimo - as I have designs on a small Caribbean nation.

What are they talking about over there? Can't hear over the music. These lights are great. Very unusual. I love it.

My I haven't danced this much in years! but I think I need a breather and a drink. Thank you for the dance, SG! It was fun!

Thank you!!! Whew, that was fun. *Back at the table, picks up her hard lemonade.* Have a great holiday everyone!!! Goodnight

It's a pity the proprietors do not appear to be around to witness our savage womyn-love, Anti-Lad.

But you can be sure they won't miss the aftermath of it when they return in the morning!

Its a good thing everyone cleared out. The lesbians are at the gates!

Cram me in your socket, GRL!

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Since we're getting all latin and whatnot, you guys can call me Semistimostimo - as I have designs on a small Caribbean nation.

I have designs on a small business. It is called SHAKES.

After tonight, it will be called THE HAIRY PIT, and only proud, strong womyn will be permitted to enter.

Not just the lesbians.

To late to post; to late to drink, but after issue 27 there's know way I'm going to sleep, anyway.

A toast to the best issue in months!

Hey anyone want a lap dance?

Join in our pagan woman-love, Arachne!

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Originally posted by Anti-Lad:
Cram me in your socket, GRL!

Oh my Lady! (Or is that Laddy?) You sure do know how to turn me on, Anti-Lad.

Not like that little electric man. He just lay there and complained about how uncomfortable it was.

You forgot to mention the smell.

It's DEFINITELY Lady, GRL! Shall I prove it to you...? (slips hands underneath pants)

Yes, join us, Arachne!

I have heard that Canadian womyn are far superior in every way. So unbridled and full of hunger for the joys of sisterhood!

Sorry, GRL, I'm not interested. But don't let me stop you and Anti-Lad from haveing a good time.

Well Hello everyone

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It's DEFINITELY Lady, GRL! Shall I prove it to you...? (slips hands underneath pants)

I meant "Oh my Lady," as opposed to the phallocentric "Oh my Lord." Why must we be constantly reminded of man's desperate desire to maintain their dominance?

Regardless, I shall gratefully join my hand in your hand, to partake of whatever delights should lie underneath your pants!

Kara, I demand that you show us your

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You forgot to mention the smell.

Why is that womyn vomiting from her forehead?

Just another example of the phallocentric conspiracy's attempt to marginalize womyn by symbolically mutilating their naturally beautiful bodies.

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Kara, I demand that you show us your

okay just this once!

Kara, it's nice to see you again. Don't mind those too, I think they've overinduldged.

Sweeeeet!

All chicks in the hizzle-ouse tonight!

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Kara, it's nice to see you again. Don't mind those too, I think they've overinduldged.

Hello Arachne its good to see you as well.

Yes, Kara! And show us your sumptuous

too, while you're at it.

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[b] Kara, I demand that you show us your

okay just this once!

[/b]

No! You did it too fast!

Do it again!

okay

Just for you GRL and Anti-Lad!

I'm like, not 21 but I have a fake ID. Can I come in and stuff?

Umber didn't you marry Icefire?

WHAT...!?!?!

I'm like not ready to settle down or anything! You must be talking about one of those crazy fan-fax they write.

Marry a man?

Why, the very thought makes my digestive circuits malfunction.

Oh sorry. Icefire is kind of cute though.Not as cute as Cobie though.

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I'm like, not 21 but I have a fake ID. Can I come in and stuff?

Yes, as long as you leave those "Boyz" behind.

You can come in Umbra, but I doubt the droids will serve you alcohol.

Well, I hope to someday marry a man and whatnot, but until them, I'm footloose and fickle-free!

Gee, a couple of the girlz in here sure look... ummm... tough and stuff.

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Gee, a couple of the girlz in here sure look... ummm... tough and stuff.

Those are girls?

You sounds surprised, dear.

I KNOW! I couldn't hardly believe that one with the ass-crack in her head was a girl but she IS!! *horrified choke*

Umber maybe we should go!

By the way I love your purse.

Kara and Umber, come here and Anti-Lad and myself will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are indeed womyn.

[begins unscrewing breastplate]

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Umber maybe we should go!

By the way I love your purse.

Ummm, you're right! It's like, WAAAAAY past my bedtime!

It been great UUMMM ladies but I have to take Umber home!

Bye Anti-Lad, Arachne and Giant Dyke Robot, you grrrrls have fun now!

C'MON, Kara!

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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
Bye Anti-Lad, Arachne and Giant Dyke Robot, you grrrrls have fun now!

C'MON, Kara!

Yea! What she said.

'Fraid I'm out of here, too. I just stopped by to wear of some energy, but not in the wau GRL and Anti-Lad have in mind.

Boy, I passed ou-- er, fell asleep behind the bar last night, and had the weirdest dream...

[looks around]

Oh. Guess it wasn't a dream.

[shrugs]

Time for a drink!

ILl have one with you...

Thankfully, the cleaning droids got here early.

I know it's early for you, but here its noon already...

Wow, SHAKES was a mad house last night!

So it would seem! Hope they got it out of their system.

Me too, Vee, me too.

I'm back! Who wants a drink. Did I just see a handsome man in a blue and black costume and a beautiful woman in a green costume conversing in here?

The company here now seems much more convivial!

After a huge Thanksgiving meal, I think I'll just have a nice digestif -- bartender's choice!

Hi SemiSweets, hi STU, Hey Arachne! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. What can I get everyone? STU how about a little Amaretto?

I just got back from Thanksgiving dinner. It was great and i paced myself so that I am not bloated. Arachne, I know your Thanksgiving was October 10. I hope it was good.

Hello Veelicious. And here's a scratch behind the ears for our puppy STU.

We had an early meal. Lots of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberries, carrots, yams, deviled eggs, & pork tenderloin (a very pleasant surprise and addition to the typical feast!)

All followed by pumpkin pie, apple crisps, and vanilla ice cream.

Didn't overindulge but I certainly had my fill of a bountious spread! Yum!

I took a sour cream apple pie which I baked this morning. I was supposed to do it last night, but some of you kept me too busy to get to it. Not that I'm complaining.

Hey there -- in order of appearance -- Vee, Arachne, and Semi!

An Amaretto sounds terrific. (As does a scratch behind the ears!

)

I'm actually not overbloated myself either, thankfully. And I just finished baking a batch of brownies!

Hash brownies?

Let's hope not. Don't need a hallucinating puppy stumbling around under everyone's feet. Someone could get hurt!

He'd probably just curl up and go to sleep. I'd worry more about the chocolate. That's poisonous to dogs.

Amaretto sounds great, Vee.

And Semi, any day with my mothers pumkin pies is a good one.

(700 posts are good too.

)

Hey, congratulations, Arachne!

Here's to you!

Congratulations Arachne! And here's an Amaretto for you each of you! Semi, would you care for one? Or maybe something else?

Thank ye kindly, sirs.

Well folks, I'm going to call it a night. I want to curl up with a book in front of the tv. Then I decide which one I pay attention to . Have a great weekend.

The pleasure is all ours, Arachne. You grace us with your presence.

Good night SemiSweets!

'Night Semi!

I think I'll curl up myself in a little bit...

Right after another drink or two! I believe I shall have a nice dessert port this time...

Maybe we should get STU a dog bed. He seems to sleep here most nights.

I love it here!

I'm so glad the droids were able to un-do all the, er, changes from last night.

changes? gee, what happened after I left?

Some rather rowdy customers came in here and completely trashed the place, then took down the SHAKES sign and put up one that said THE HAIRY PIT.

It looks like everything's back to the way it was, though.

Which means it's time for a drink! I think I'll have a Kahlua and Cream...

For cryin' out loud! Who does a guy have to _______ to get a drink around here??

Sorry STU puppy! Here's your Kahlua & cream. Think I'll join you so we can chat.

Thank you!

But does this mean you don't want to ________ anymore?

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Thank you!

But does this mean you don't want to ________ anymore?

Now, you know better than THAT!

Great! I'm glad you're still willing to [do my laundry].

Here's the first load. The other two are in the closet. Don't mind the smell -- it's been a few weeks!

Hi Guys...

(stands dumbfounded in doorway with bemused expression on face)

Umm... Vee I've heard that politicians will do anything for votes, But Really...

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Hi Guys...

(stands dumbfounded in doorway with bemused expression on face)

Umm... Vee I've heard that politicians will do anything for votes, [b]But Really... [/b]

Shhhh! Don't tell STU but I plan on putting all his clothes up for sale on eBay! He's such a popular character that they should sell like hotcakes!

Except the Sexy Thong Underwear, apparently -- I overheard you telling Semi that you would save those just for him!

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Except the [b]Sexy Silk Thong Puppy Underwear [/b]

Now there's a visual to stick with you a while!

Well, well, well. It looks as though I've just joined the hallowed ranks of the 2K Club.

This calls for a drink!

Congrats Stu!

Congrats STU! What would you like!

time for you.

Hey well done there STU, have a drink on me....

Hey, thanks guys! Let's all have a drink -- this is a little something Semi came up with a while back, called a STU (Still Trembling Uncontrollably) All Over.

It's got quite a kick!

[CHUG]

I don't think I've ever had one of those but, what the heck!

[CHUG]

[as Varalent puts his glass down, STU quickly snatches it, verifies that it is covered with incriminating fingerprints, and stashes it away in a special evidence locker labeled "VARALENT" -- right next to evidence lockers labeled "FAT CRAMER," "KID PRIME," "HE WHO WANDERS," and others]

Congrats on 2 thousand Stu!!!

Thanks, you cutie!

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Originally posted by STU:
[as Varalent puts his glass down, STU quickly snatches it, verifies that it is covered with incriminating fingerprints, and stashes it away in a special evidence locker labeled "VARALENT" -- right next to evidence lockers labeled "FAT CRAMER," "KID PRIME," "HE WHO WANDERS," and others]

< Wait til he realizes that I always wear gloves with my uniform! Hehe! >

(At least I have those fingerprints that he left last night on my --)

[BLUSH]

One would hope you've bathed by now!

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Originally posted by STU:
Except the Sexy Thong Underwear, apparently -- I overheard you telling Semi that you would save those just for him!

Oh, please, do you seriously thing I could be contained in a "puppy thong"?

That depends.

Hey everyone!!!!!

Hey, Icey. I was going to buy you a drink and then put the mack on you... but now that I see you, um, slogan...

Ahh, no hard feelings! Semi, get my buddy Icey a drink! (If I get him drunk enough, maybe I can...)

Hey, KP and Icey. I'm all sweaty from my workout. want to join me in the hot tub?

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Hey, Icey. I was going to buy you a drink and then put the mack on you... but now that I see you, um, slogan...

Ahh, no hard feelings! Semi, get my buddy Icey a drink! (If I get him drunk enough, maybe I can...)

KP I don't have to be drunk I've always had a little crush on you!!

Kid Prime thinks to himself: How can I use this new information to sway Icey's vote...

Well guys, pour your own. my muscles are throbbing after that workout. I've got to relax.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Kid Prime thinks to himself: [b]How can I use this new information to sway Icey's vote... [/b]

Well...................

[faux indignation] I can't believe I've been standing here naked for 10 minutes -- dusting my ________ for Vee's fingerprints -- and that no one's said a thing... [/faux indignation]

Hey KP wanna dance?

Sorry. My attention was on Icefire. (Eyes naked Stu appreciatively)

What were you saying? What was I saying for that matter? For that matter, what's my name again?

Sure, Icey, let's dance!

Sorry STU, we would have commented but we thought you were giving your ______ a "private workout" and didn't want to interrupt!!!

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Originally posted by STU:
[faux indignation] I can't believe I've been standing here naked for 10 minutes -- dusting my ________ for Vee's fingerprints -- and that no one's said a thing... [/faux indignation]

Hey KP if you GET NAKED!!! I might vote for you!!!

Icey, do you want to dance, or do you want to get naked? Your choice.

Dance first! Naked later!

(Icey leans in and kisses KP on the mouth)

Oh dear, am I interupting something?

Tough, I deserve a drink after finishing my latest pic.

What can I get for you Arachne? And is it posted yet?

Hey Arachn let me get you a drink! I love your Twolf/Vi pic!!!!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Sure, Icey, let's dance!

[eyes KP and Icey dancing]

Um, better get dressed now...

Uhm... no one told you to come up for air, there, cowboy. (Slow dances with Icey while kissing him long and passionately, with lots of tongue.)

I'd like a drink too.

Do you know how to make a Cold Shower?

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Uhm... no one told you to come up for air, there, cowboy. (Slow dances with Icey while kissing him long and passionately, with lots of tongue.)

Good Lord don't ever stop!!!!

Opal Nera, Vee, and it's posted.

Here's your Opal Nera, Arachne. And I'll head right over to check it out!

You know KP it's a shame you and I never hooked up before!!!

((((Kisses KP deeply))))

Not that I want to stop, but what's a "hayou?"

Awesome drawing, Arachne! Vi looks so innocent and the expression on Brin's face is priceless. You really have a great deal of talent!

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Originally posted by STU:
I'd like a drink too.

Do you know how to make a Cold Shower?

After what you were just doing, I think that's an excellent choice!

Would you like to share one with me?

Er, a drink, I mean.

((((((KP ummmmm well heres the key to my room if your interested)))))))))))

[STU quickly snatches the key and replaces it with one to LARDLAD's private bathroom]

Thanks, Vee. I think Shakes must have influenced my subconcious for that picture. (It looks like someone spiked Vi's kono juice.)

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Originally posted by STU:
[STU quickly snatches the key and replaces it with one to LARDLAD's private bathroom]

Somebody's JEALOUS.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Thanks, Vee. I think Shakes must have influenced my subconcious for that picture. (It looks like someone spiked Vi's kono juice.)

I think it looks really sweet. Reminds me of the Vi of old!

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:

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Originally posted by STU:
[b] [STU quickly snatches the key and replaces it with one to LARDLAD's private bathroom]

Somebody's JEALOUS.

[/b]

[rolls eyes] As if.

(And of whom? You or Icey?

)

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
[b]

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Originally posted by STU:
[b] [STU quickly snatches the key and replaces it with one to LARDLAD's private bathroom]

Somebody's JEALOUS.

[/b]

[rolls eyes] As if.

(And of whom? You or Icey?

) [/b]

Stu my guess would be of both!!!!

ELSEWORLDS: If SHAKES were a bar in a reality where everyone was a cannibal:

[Linked Image]

ULP! Anyone want an Icey shake?

[shakes head] I knew using the same chracter for both "R" and "L" would cause the Japanese problems...

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Originally posted by STU:
[Linked Image]

Hey Sharky, look! They've finally come out with a sports drink just for you!

Wow I sure wish KP was around!!

Why? Aren't I good enough anymore?

((((((((((Vee)))))))))

Of course you are you know I love ya!!!!

I was starting to wonder?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
I was starting to wonder?

Why?

"V" IS FOR VICTORY!!

That's much better!

Hey guys!

Howdy, y'all.

I'm a mite parched. Would anybody like to hook this cowboy up with a drink?

Hi Kara! Hi Bull! What can I get each of you?

Takes out screw driver and removes screws attaching triple-marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors. Removes doors and places them gently in trunk of waiting transport. Climbs into driver's seat and heads off world for parts unknown.

Oh no! Where has Semi gone? I just dropped by to give him this bottle of 60-year old cognac as a token of thanks. Well, I guess you guys may as well enjoy it. Help yourselves.

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Originally posted by Varalent:

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Originally posted by STU:
[b] [Linked Image]

Hey Sharky, look! They've finally come out with a sports drink just for you! [/b]

well, it's about time ... anyone else want to partake ... it's flesh-er-riffic!

I love the Japanese. Kitty colons and flesh drinks.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Takes out screw driver and removes screws attaching triple-marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors. Removes doors and places them gently in trunk of waiting transport. Climbs into driver's seat and heads off world for parts unknown.

This sounds rather disturbing!

[puppy STU whimpers plaintively, then curls up near the window, his ears perked up for any sign of his master Semi returning]

...pace, pace, pace...

Puppy STU enters SHAKES through the doggy door. There is a note in his mouth.

The note reads:

Dear patrons of SHAKES:

Please excuse my abrupt departure. I am away on a mission of mercy.

You see, I have always been more than a mere bartender. I am, in fact, the chosen champion of my planet. (The bartending gig was just a night job.)

I have now gone back to my homeworld to rescue my Semi Transparent People from a terrible menace -- our rivals, the Semi Permeable People. In my absence, I trust that the regular staff of SHAKES will provide you, our loyal customers, with everything that you could want. They are well-equipped to handle all your libation needs.

Best regards,
Semi Transparent Fellow

P.S. Please feed the puppy generously. He prefers prime rib and filet mignon.

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Originally posted by STU:
Puppy STU enters SHAKES through the doggy door. There is a note in his mouth.

The note reads:

Dear patrons of SHAKES:

Please excuse my abrupt departure. I am away on a mission of mercy.

You see, I have always been more than a mere bartender. I am, in fact, the chosen champion of my planet. (The bartending gig was just a night job.)

I have now gone back to my homeworld to rescue my Semi Transparent People from a terrible menace -- our rivals, the Semi Permeable People. In my absence, I trust that the regular staff of SHAKES will provide you, our loyal customers, with everything that you could want. They are well-equipped to handle all your libation needs.

Best regards,
Semi Transparent Fellow

P.S. Please feed the puppy generously. He prefers prime rib and filet mignon.

You had me convinced there, puppy STU, until you threw in the part about the filet mignon and prime rib (although I do note that the handwriting on the PS is slightly different than the rest so maybe the first part is authentic.)

Good try, though.

...pace, pace, pace...

Still no word on Semi?

Should we send out search parties?

Is there any of that cognac left?

Here you go Miner! I guess I'll fill in until Semi gets back!!!!!!

Since so many of you have been asking me, I figure I'd better say something.

I'm sorry to report that Semi has, in fact, decided to take a leave from posting here. I won't go into his reasons save to say that he feels the need to be away from Legion World for a little while.

I believe that Semi will eventually find his way back here to us. I know that I for one will be waiting anxiously for his return. He is a very big part of what I enjoy most about being here. Legion World just won't be the same without my SemiSweets.

While Semi is gone I hope to keep SHAKES open and just as much fun as its been until now. When Semi comes back, I want it to be full of his friends ready to welcome him back.

Until then...I'll miss you SemiSweets, wherever you are!

Vee

Thank you, Icey.

Semi, be well.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Since so many of you have been asking me, I figure I'd better say something.

I'm sorry to report that Semi has, in fact, decided to take a leave from posting here. I won't go into his reasons save to say that he feels the need to be away from Legion World for a little while.

I believe that Semi will eventually find his way back here to us. I know that I for one will be waiting anxiously for his return. He is a very big part of what I enjoy most about being here. Legion World just won't be the same without my SemiSweets.

While Semi is gone I hope to keep SHAKES open and just as much fun as its been until now. When Semi comes back, I want it to be full of his friends ready to welcome him back.

Until then...I'll miss you SemiSweets, wherever you are!

Vee

And I'll be here helping Vee until Semi returns!!!

Thanks Icy, I'll need all the help I can't get to fill the void.

That's too bad.

To Semi!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Thanks Icy, I'll need all the help I can't get to fill the void.

Somebody needs a hug! (And to sleep in my spare bed the next few nights. We'll make cider and popcorn and s'mores and watch DVD's. I'm not taking no for an answer. Bring a change of clothes and a pillow.)

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Thanks Icy, I'll need all the help I can't get to fill the void.

Somebody needs a hug! (And to sleep in my spare bed the next few nights. We'll make cider and popcorn and s'mores and watch DVD's. I'm not taking no for an answer. Bring a change of clothes and a pillow.) [/b]

Can I take you up on that offer KP?

You can join us, Icey. Vee needs us to cheer him up right now.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b] Thanks Icy, I'll need all the help I can't get to fill the void.

Somebody needs a hug! (And to sleep in my spare bed the next few nights. We'll make cider and popcorn and s'mores and watch DVD's. I'm not taking no for an answer. Bring a change of clothes and a pillow.) [/b]

I might take you up on that KP. Definitely need the hug. (The s'mores sound wonderful too!)

Got room for a forlorn puppy?

Defintely.

Come on over.

[wags tail excitedly and then...]

Oops!

Sorry about that! It'll come right out, really!

Thank goodness for the server droids!

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<Sits and has a drink. Someone needs to make sure the puppy is let back in. And someone should be here in case Semi comes back...>

Thanks, CK! I definitely needed the night off. It sure is nice to know that SemiSweets has such terrific friends!.

We are incensed by the horrendous, mercenary decision just announced by the new Proprietess of Cramer's Cafe - Dark Cramer!

The owners of SHAKES have decided to take a stand against this troubling trend and DO something positive for Legion World and all our friends here.

From now until the Dark Cramer Crisis abates, SHAKES will be offering free brunch 24/7 (lots of pastries, donuts, coffee cakes, eggs, sandwiches, burgers, etc.) and endless cups of hot steaming coffee!

Of course our wonderful bar remains free as well.

Some come on in and enjoy yourselves!

Yes, and we're also giving away adorable, lovable puppies, kittens, and bunnies to anyone who stops by and votes for STU!

(P.S. Any puppies, kittens, and bunnies we're not able to give away will unfortunately have to be... taken to the pound. The one from which they never, ever come back.)

So, pull up a seat, enjoy a fresh pastry, and bask in the love of a new best friend!

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Originally posted by STU:
Yes, and we're also giving away adorable, lovable puppies, kittens, and bunnies to anyone who stops by and votes for STU!

(P.S. Any puppies, kittens, and bunnies we're not able to give away will unfortunately have to be... taken to the pound. The one from which they never, ever come back.)

So, pull up a seat, enjoy a fresh pastry, and bask in the love of a new best friend!

I, of course, would never allow innocent little puppies, kittens and bunnies (or even beavers & rodents!) to be sent to the pound. Semi would never forgive me! So I will see to it that any of the little darlings that aren't adopted will be taken to one of the wonderfully lush pet farms in the Winath sector here on Legion World, where they will be able to frolic safely for their entire lives.

Got any eggs Benedict? That'll save me $6.99 this morning at the buffet!

[Entirely serious note: With this expansion, you may want to move the bar to a new location, er, thread anyway. It took nearly 15 seconds for me to "get in the door" now.]

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Originally posted by Varalent:
I, of course, would never allow innocent little puppies, kittens and bunnies (or even beavers & rodents!) to be sent to the pound. Semi would never forgive me! So I will see to it that any of the little darlings that aren't adopted will be taken to one of the wonderfully lush pet farms in the Winath sector here on Legion World, where they will be able to frolic safely for their entire lives.

[gasp of horror]

Don't you know...?

Puppies, kittens, and bunnies from Earth are considered a gourmet delicacy on Winath! Those poor critters wouldn't last a minute. Why, you might as well send them to Dark Cramer's Home for Wayward Pests!

Here are your Eggs Benedict, Grey. Enjoy!

[That's odd, I haven't noticed a delay! Could it be because I was editing my previous post?]

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]I, of course, would never allow innocent little puppies, kittens and bunnies (or even beavers & rodents!) to be sent to the pound. Semi would never forgive me! So I will see to it that any of the little darlings that aren't adopted will be taken to one of the wonderfully lush pet farms in the Winath sector here on Legion World, where they will be able to frolic safely for their entire lives.

[gasp of horror]

Don't you know...?

Puppies, kittens, and bunnies from Earth are considered a gourmet delicacy on Winath! Those poor critters wouldn't last a minute. Why, you might as well send them to Dark Cramer's Home for Wayward Pests!

[/b]

*tsk, tsk*

Puppy STU, you need to stop listening to all those horror stories at night before going to sleep. Do you really think that Caroline & Scott would allow anything like that to happen to furry little critters (like you) ?

:rolleyes:

Seems appropriate to make this 2900th post here at SHAKES!

OK, I havent stopped in for awhile. What's today's special?

In honor of Semi, today's special is a Martini. But you're welcome to have anything you'd like Danny, what will it be?

PS: It's good to see you here again!

Hey Vee I'm here for my shift!!!!

Hey guys.

Funny what a difference a day makes, huh?

Mind setting me up with a pair of Blueberry Cake donuts and a shot of Maker's Mark?

Here you go Miner! Good to see ya!!!!

Good to see you too, Icey. How's it going?

Good I guess! What do you think about the election?

There's an old saying: Power corrupts, and imaginary power makes for some weird-ass threads.

I think that pretty much sums it up.

I knew you would have an interesting spin on this!!! Since were not busy mind if I join you for a drink?

Not at all. I'll have one of whatever you're having.

I'm having a beer! That okay with you?

What kind of beer?

Whatever you want bud!

I'll have a beer! Funny how I can lead a triumvirate, run the security office, be a celebrity with my own statue on Legion World and still spend most of my time drinking in SHAKES!

Here's your beer CK!!!!

Beer sounds good. I'll have a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, if you please.

Hey guys! How's everyone doing?

Sure Miner here ya go!!!!

Well, I'm still doing some serious work, but I figured I'd stop in for a quick beer! I'm on a Bass Ale kick (again), and me throat be killin' me about now...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Well, I'm still doing some serious work, but I figured I'd stop in for a quick beer! I'm on a Bass Ale kick (again), and me throat be killin' me about now...

Glad I caught you here. Feels good to have some friends around. Icy, how about a beer for me too!

Wonder where Stu Puppy is? I'd better put out his food for him. He'll be back looking for it shortly.

You got it Vee!!! Hey mind if I crash at your place tonight?

Not at all Icy! You know you're always welcome. And BTW, congrats on 2400. Looks like you just passed it!

I would like a beer ...

Thanks, I just can't stay at the apartment without My big Bro!!!!

Sure Sharky, what kind?

Here you go Sharky!

((((damn he looks good tonight)))))

Thanks Icey ...

(((((Damn, he's flirty tonight))))

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Well, I'm still doing some serious work, but I figured I'd stop in for a quick beer! I'm on a Bass Ale kick (again), and me throat be killin' me about now...

MMMM! Bass is good!!!

Hi KP!

Quote

Originally posted by SharkLad:
Thanks Icey ...

(((((Damn, he's flirty tonight))))

Hey maybe I could stop by your place later tonight?

Hi Vee! You sleeping over again tonight?

Thanks KP but Icy asked if he could stay at my place tonight so I guess I'll be at the Villa. I'm heading off to sleep in a few minutes anyway. Been a long tireing weekend!

Alright.... (Downs my Bass)

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Thanks KP but Icy asked if he could stay at my place tonight so I guess I'll be at the Villa. I'm heading off to sleep in a few minutes anyway. Been a long tireing weekend!

Vee I'll be over in a little while okay!!!

Good night everyone! Have fun! Oh, Icy, try not to make too much noise when you come in tonight. I really need to get some sleep! But I'll leave your bed turned down for you!

I'll be quiet Vee!!!!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Wonder where Stu Puppy is? I'd better put out his food for him. He'll be back looking for it shortly.

The prime rib and filet mignon were impeccable tonight, thanks.

And I'd like an Anchor Steam to wash it all down, please.

[bark of gratitude]

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Hi Vee! You sleeping over again tonight?

[looks up at KP with eager puppy eyes and a happily wagging tail]

I need chocolate.

Any kind of chocolate in particular?

No, just lots of it.

I'll join you Arachne...

Hi, Danny. Feel free, the food is.

Woohoo! Im stuffed though. Had our turkey dinner tonight...

Turkey is yummy

No more turkey 'till Christmas for me.

Why yes it is...

I need beer and whiskey. Doing work on a Sunday night always makes me crave these two fine delicasses!

Hey! Where are the coffee machines and pastries? Oh, that's right, Cramie's BACK!!!!!

Hey Vee, I'm looking for a part time job during Christmas break from The Institute of Higher Learning of Legion World. I've had experience bartending offworld but I can only work about 10 hours a week. Got an opening?

Time for my shift to start! Condo since Semi is away I'll have to ask Vee about you working here!

Whew!! Campaigning is thirsty work! Time for a little break and a nice cold drink! Anyone want to join me?

Condo, I'm sure we can work something out. Our hours are VERY flexible (since we're open all night and all day) so I'm sure we can work out a suitable schedule for you.

Welcome to the SHAKES team!

Hmmmm...guess I really should do something temporary about the missing doors until....

I'll have a beer, as long as that signature-slandering hussy isn't around...

Is that campaigning crazy or what?

Here you go KP, have an Iron City Beer, isn't that what Transformers are made from?

Yeah, really is getting crazy...but as Quislet would say "Wheeee! What fun!!!!!!!!!"

As for me, I think I'll have Screwdriver

I'll have an Arcee Cola.

Here you go STU

I'll have a lemonade ...

One lemonade for you Sharky. How are you doing tonight?

BTW, we've started carrying that Flesh Milk you saw advertised in case you want some.

Wow, SHAKES slipped to page 2!

I'll just start a fire so the place is nice and warm when Semi returns.

Cafés are the place to discuss political intrigue and plots, but SHAKES is a welcome refuge of affability and fellowship during Leader Selection Week.

May I remind you, it's also an authorized "SEXY" location: drop off your stamps for Lash here, or at the Café. If you want to know what SEXY stands for, ask Varalent, 'cause I've forgotten.

Thanks FC! Looks like it's been real busy on LW today during the day. Must be the cold weather driving everyone inside by the fire!

SEXY? I've been so busy campaigning that I've forgottento read the news. Kind of like Wesley Clark.

SHAKES is a place to get away from the maddness of politics! (Or for me, from my adoring fans, conquering army, security responsiblities and statue makers begging for to make more statues...)

Hello everyone, how's a bout a pint of Bass?

Sure thing CK! Here's your Bass. How're the reports on the "insurgency" going?

Vee, the only reports I'm seeing now is the Historiography of Eric Hobsbawm, staring me in the face in the Trinity College Library, as I try to do work between real work and class tonight. This is my only way to procrastinate besides having my nine-millionth cup of coffee (Hm, coffee sounds good)!

What insurgency are you referring to? Surely not something to do with the Triumvirate of Legion World? Dark Cramer? Another disaster? Giant Post Stamps attacking Legion World trying to kill Lash?! See, my brain is fried.

Hope to chat with you guys again soon, it was fun

! I'll be back in SHAKES later...

!

Actually I was refering to the one you just mentioned and the one on from your Modern Italian History course.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Wow, SHAKES slipped to page 2!

I'll just start a fire so the place is nice and warm when Semi returns.

Cafés are the place to discuss political intrigue and plots, but SHAKES is a welcome refuge of affability and fellowship during Leader Selection Week.

May I remind you, it's also an authorized "SEXY" location: drop off your stamps for Lash here, or at the Café. If you want to know what SEXY stands for, ask Varalent, 'cause I've forgotten.

Stamp EXchange @ Yuletide = SEXY for Lash~ Legion World's first (and so far only) philanttropic effort.

And don't forget ~ be nice and send a cuddly (b)toy to Lash along with the stamps!

Any chance of a mulled cider around here?

Here's a cider for you, A! I'll have one too. (You know what I really like? Starbucks's Caramel Apple Cider. It's about the only thing I get there these days...!)

Like the sound of silence calling,
I hear your voice and suddenly
I'm falling, lost in a dream.
Like the echoes of our souls are meeting,
You say those words and my heart stops beating.
I wonder what it means.
What could it be that comes over me?
At times I can't move.
At times I can hardly breath.

When you say you love me,
The world goes still, so still and silent.
When you say you love me,
For a moment, there's no one else alive.

You're the one I've always thought of.
I don't know how, but I feel sheltered in your love.
You're where I belong.
And when you're with me if I close my eyes,
There are times I swear I feel like I can fly
For a moment in time.
Somewhere between the Heavens and Earth ,
And frozen in time, Oh when you say those words.

When you say you love me
The world goes still, so still and silent.
When you say you love me
For a moment there's no one else alive.

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Condo:
 Hey Vee, I'm looking for a part time job during Christmas break from The Institute of Higher Learning of Legion World. I've had experience bartending offworld but I can only work about 10 hours a week. Got an opening?

)

Pol has a point, you know.

I'll have an Anchor Steam to celebrate my recent 2200th post, please!

Jeez, quiet around here lately again. I guess a few shots are in order to liven things up in my own mind...

Congrats on that Milestone Stu

!

Congratulations, STU puppy!

Well, thank you!

Today's going to be a difficult day at work, so I'm just going to grab a mimosa here to jumpstart things...

Aww STU don't let the day get you down! Have a rum and coke, that always brightens up my day anyway

Evening fellas, could I have a lemonade please?

One Lemonade oming up!

There you go Harbinger, how are you doing today?

Thanks for the drink Vee, I'm fine, had a hectioc day though so glad to be sat down.

How are you?

Good to see you can still serve us here while out kissing babies on the campaign trail.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Thanks for the drink Vee, I'm fine, had a hectioc day though so glad to be sat down.

How are you?

Good to see you can still serve us here while out kissing babies on the campaign trail.

One mustn't forsake one's roots for the sake of the fickle electorate! Besides, I haven't run across that many babies on the campaign trail!!!

Well, here's a couple http://www.legionworld.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=000108

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I'll have a beer, as long as that signature-slandering hussy isn't around...

Is that campaigning crazy or what?

Time for my shift to start! If I still work here Vee may have let me go!!!!

KP can I buy you a beer?

Why in the world would I have let you go?

Because you're campaigning for someone other than me?

Even though I've protected you and defended you countless times?

And tried to hook you up with ALL the most desirable hotties on Legion World?

And let you crash in my Villa?

And....

Naw I can't think of a single reason why I would have let you go!

I'm sure Vee is gentleman enough to put your different opinions on LW leader aside Icey that he won't sack you.

And could I trouble you for a nice cold cider please?

Thanks

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Why in the world would I have let you go?

Because you're campaigning for someone other than me?

Even though I've protected you and defended you countless times?

And tried to hook you up with ALL the most desirable hotties on Legion World?

And let you crash in my Villa?

And....

Naw I can't think of a single reason why I would have let you go!

Thanks Vee!!!! I just miss my big Brother!!!!

Me too, you silly monkey!

Hey you want a beer?

Here's your cold cider, Harbinger. Hope's it's not too strong for you. I'm not sure just how strong it's supposed to be, so I may have gotten carried away a bit!

Sure Icy, how about a Corona (That's spanish for crown, you know.

)

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Sure Icy, how about a Corona (That's spanish for crown, you know.

)

Here you go Mr Deputy!!!!

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Aww STU don't let the day get you down! Have a rum and coke, that always brightens up my day anyway

Sweet!

I love rum and cokes. In fact, I think I'll have one now!

I'm gone two days and there are only two new pages?

I miss Semi.

It has been a bit quiet around here lately, hasn't it?

I'll share a drink with you, Arachne... here's to Semi. You're missed, buddy.

Where has the almost transparent one gotten to lately?

Cheers, Stu.

Harbinger, know one but Vee (maybe) has all the details, but you can read Semi's farewell a few pages back.

I hope everythings alright with Semi, he was always such a gentleman.

big

to Vee who must be terribly upset without his sweets around, and I'll save another one for Semis return.

Just dropped by to see if Mr. Fellow had returned....I take it Varalent has news of him, so I won't worry.

Hope he gets back by Monday night. Won't SHAKES be hosting an election party?

I'll be enjoying a drink or two regardless of the outcome.

This place just isn't the same without Semi. So I'll just help myself to a JWB and hope he comes back soon.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(We'll all be here when you are ready to return)

Thanks to all of you for your kind thoughts. I'm sure Semi will appreciate every one of them when he hear's about them.

V

I miss Semi too! Everynight before closing, I leave out a gin martini for him in case he comes back and needs a quick drink...

oh, the weather outside is frightful ...

... but I might try to get myself stranded and subsequently rescued by a St. Bernard just so I can finally find out what they carry in those little kegs of theirs!

All right everyone, it's Friday night! A time for fun frivolity and friendship!

The bar IS open so....who nneds a drink!

Friday: fun, frivolity, friendship, and... FRUNT!

[STU tries hard to pretend that he wouldn't be interested in a drink]

(Did it work?)

(Not at all!)

Here's a Black Russian for you STU!

Thanks! Here's to your recent milestone!

Thanks STU puppy!

[Pours an Opal Nera to help recover from making truffles.]

What I want to know is who's the wacko who decided to mix 40% alcohol with citrus juice? The fumes alone could knock someone out.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Since so many of you have been asking me, I figure I'd better say something.

I'm sorry to report that Semi has, in fact, decided to take a leave from posting here. I won't go into his reasons save to say that he feels the need to be away from Legion World for a little while.

I believe that Semi will eventually find his way back here to us. I know that I for one will be waiting anxiously for his return. He is a very big part of what I enjoy most about being here. Legion World just won't be the same without my SemiSweets.

While Semi is gone I hope to keep SHAKES open and just as much fun as its been until now. When Semi comes back, I want it to be full of his friends ready to welcome him back.

Until then...I'll miss you SemiSweets, wherever you are!

Vee

This is the first time in days that I've sat down to catch up on LMB. I am so shocked and sad to learn that Semi has taken a leave of absence, as it were. I just want to say that only about a week ago I was having a really hard time and he stayed on the instant message board and talked with me for over an hour, just he and I. If you are reading messages, even if you don't post, Semi you're in my heart. Sweetie, if you need anything, please, IM me, or Scott.

Vee, please take care of him for us! I'll be the first one to say that real life is very complicated and people have to do whatever they have to do. This festive time of year doesn't help either, when sometimes you don't feel festive. Just please be okay!

Caroline, thanks very much. I'm sure your comments and concern will mean alot to Semi. I'll be sure to pass them along to him the next time we talk.

V

When it's this cold outside, nothing is better than a shot or two of whiskey and maybe some ginger brandi...

Or warm apple brandy!

Yum, warm apple brandy!
Think I'll have one too!

Here you go!

And I really like all the holiday decorations that the droids have put up in SHAKES! Very festive!

Has/Does anyone else drink chartereuse?

Scott and I got hooked on it reading the books of Poppy Z. Brite. Anyway, it's fabulous in hot apple cider! (I just noticed it's the same color as the background in Stu's avatar.)

One of those please. (And V, thanks for passing along my best wishes to Semi.)

I've never tried that, SG, but it sounds good.

I've been thinking about this disappeared Semi business. At first, it depressed me frightfully, but something about him taking the doors to SHAKES continues to nag at my mind. This may be no simple departure from Legion World. He could be on a mission of vital importance, somehow involving doors.

That's more comforting, in a strange way.

Yeah, look after those doors Semi!

<thanks for logging out for me 'Binger>

Hey Semi this old place seems kind of empty without your charming sevice, don't be away for long please sweetheart....

There's an awful draft from the doorway as well...

[STU sits at the bar and enjoys an early-morning hot cider. He occasionally looks up at the portrait of Semi hanging on the wall behind the bar, then over to the door with a wistful expression. He then returns to reading the morning paper, with the hope that Semi will soon be back at SHAKES with his wit and warmth.]

[Sonnie joins him, stealing the cartoon section of the paper, once in a while looking up at Semis portrait and sighing and sipping on a rather fine Chocolatte he has smuggled from STUs Chocolatte shop]

<Cobalt nows joins Stu and Sonnie. He starts with a shot of whiskey and a Bass Ale draft, and silently watches whatever football game is on TV. He too looks at the portrait of Semi, and gives his friend a silent nod.>

Too bad I missed Harbinger, FC, Saturn Girl, Vee and Arachne though! I don't seem to be catching anyone these days!

<Cobalt smiles, knowing full well that Semi wouldn't like a football game on TV. But then again, usually Semi would be able to give some good conversation to the customers so that they wouldn't have to resort to such measures.>

Oh well...

This one has returned...

This one will pass out cigars to those watching those 'sports' on TV.

Never forget that this one can show you a real sporting event...

This one looks at Space Ranger...

And the Space Ranger smiles back...

This one slides up next to Cobalt Kid. Can this one interest you in anything?

Yes you could Mantis, just the pleasure of your company

. It's been awhile, I hope everything has been going well! Ranger, why don't you join us?

This one would very much enjoy the company of two handsome men...

Hmmm... Can't think of a reason not to...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(But I can think of a few reasons why I should)

<gets a round from the bar>

Here's lookin' at you kids

Wow, Mantis and I are here at the same time. Hope that doesn't cause problems with the space-time continuum...

This one is happy to see you, Daniel...

[sidles up to Mantis at the bar]

Would this one like to share a drink with a fellow Legion Worlder?

This one would love to...

<Orders a drink for all of this one's friends>

I'll get the next round guys!

<still drinking>

Howza bout 'notha

<Vee slowly walks in to SHAKES and shakes his head sadly>

I thought maybe...

Damn, it's getting harder and harder to come here and not see my SemiSweets here waiting for me!

<Reaches for the door in order to slam it out of frustration and then remembers there is no door>

Damn, damn, damn! I keep forgeting about that too! Well, I'd better feed the puppy or Semi will get mad at...

<Quickly sets out the plate with dinner for STU puppy and then turns and leaves.>

[STU eats his dinner, enjoys an aperitif, and then sits in the armchair in the corner to read. Soon, he is snoozing in the glow of the crackling fire in the hearth...]

[Vee re-enters, sees STU curled up in the armchair by the fireplace. Putting away the book STU was reading, Vee picks up a comforter and gently places it over STU, being careful not to wake him. Then he quietly exits SHAKES again.]

The bar is open and drinks are on the house (okay, so that's nothing new!)

Here's a toast to our ever gracious, lovely Princess Cru for her outstanding term as LW first Leader and to STU, who now has the uneviable task of putting up with all of us for three months!

Hip Hip Hooray!

I'll stop in for a quick one before I have to jet! Make it Dom Perignon all around, Vee!

GO STU!!!

Dom Perignon it is ( and a fine year, too - 2958!)

Who wants some?

Aww man! And I'm not allowed to drink any! That really sucks!

Vee save a bottle of that until I can enjoy it too!

Oh man I'm late for my shift!!!!

*hic*

We're now being led by our number one booze hound. How appropriate.

Pass the Dom Perignon.

Here's to Crujeckie and EDE! And here's to Stu and He Who Wanders!

And here's a little president from all your friends at SHAKES to Vee! For all your hard work here, and for just being a great guy and good friend

:

We present with this paiting of yourself, to be hung next to the painting of Semi! So the two owners of SHAKES can be seen next to each other, when Semi isn't around. Here's to you Vee!

(Notice the resemblance to Ramon Navarro?)

Off the record... I think the first significant accomplishment of the STU administration could very well be the return of Semi to these boards, safe and sound.

Oh, can I get a double Grey Goose on the rocks with lime, please? Advising soon-to-be-inaugurated leaders of state is thirsty work.

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And here's a little president from all your friends at SHAKES to Vee! For all your hard work here, and for just being a great guy and good friend

:

We present with this paiting of yourself, to be hung next to the painting of Semi! So the two owners of SHAKES can be seen next to each other, when Semi isn't around. Here's to you Vee!

(Notice the resemblance to Ramon Navarro?)

Thanks Cobie & everyone! That's great!

Those portraits look great, Cobie! Just what the place needs.

And let me share a Grey Goose or two with you, Jeff!

An Opal Nera, barkeep, or server droid, or whoever's working tonight...

Just me! Here's your Opal Nera, Arachne -- enjoy!

(And please visit the bar at the mansion once it's been completed -- it will always be fully stocked with Opal Nera and lots of other tasty libations!)

My word, and it's not even election time yet.

Final papers almost done...need something strong...anything...

[Pops in; grabs a drink]

Can't stay long, I finally got a hold of The Legion Companion and the third volume of Bride of Deimos.

Here's an extra special drink for you -- in recognition of your contributions to Operation: LARDLAD!

(I'm heading off soon myself to read this week's stack of new comics...)

Like I said before, it's no problem. I like having puzzles to work out.

<Took me clear to the Crab Nebula to find these titanium reinforced hinges.>

<Reattaches triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors with titanium reinforce hinges>

I'm back.

And I need a goddamn drink. Who's joining me?

<Gives his friend a huge hug! Has to hide the teary eyes>

Semi, it hasn't been the same without you. You've really been missed

. Why don't you let me get you something!

Wait'll Vee and everyone else sees this!

How about a little hair of the dog?

Cobie, let's do shots

(((((((Semi)))))))

'Nuff said.

It appears that the language interpro-mods have altered since I left. Our reply communications appear to be somewhat more accessible now.

Oh, and we have a dress code now. No second hand clothes allowed. Or we'll sick the dog on you.

"Cry havoc, and let slip the puppies of war."

Shots it is!

A Welcome back to Semi, with our new Leader in attendance too!

Well the leader has to obey himself just like everyone else here. No special favors at SHAKES. Everybody is equal here.

We wouldn't have it any other way!

So, Cobie-kins, another round of tequila shooters?

Well, of course. Let no one say that my administration is anything but scrupulously fair and aboveboard.

[gathers a pawful of "complimentary" bottles of champagne and heads off to bed]

Good night!

<Hmm, puppy has moved his bed from behind the bar. I wonder where it is?>

He knows he always has a couch in my room.

I've had experience. believe me, a basket filled with a covered cushion will be much more appreciated.

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<Took me clear to the Crab Nebula to find these titanium reinforced hinges.>

<Reattaches triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors with titanium reinforce hinges>

I'm back.

ALRIGHT!!!!!!

*ahem*

So how was the trip, SemiSweets?

*tries to recompose himself*

Better set the droids t cleaning and straightening up. The place has to sparkle for STU puppy's inauguration festivities!

I'm kinda andti social, it's true. But 3200+ posts in a thread will get even my attention. What do you folks do in here?

What isn't done in here might be an easier question.

Speaking of 3200 posts!!!!

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So, Cobie-kins, another round of tequila shooters?

Semi!!!!!!its so great to see you!!!!! You have been missed!!

(((((((((((Semi))))))))))

Barkeep! This fella I've just brought in with me is Sketch Lad, the fastest pen in the West , and the lady there is his wife, and they're gonna have everything they want to get pifflicated, and the tab (if you ever had one here) is on me! Oh, and a double deluxe meal of Venturan Elvabird for 'em, after that.

And bring me an unsweetened iced tea. I don't dare have anything more myself, or else I'll go punch out that Durlan *ahem* lying sauced out in the alley, after I took a swipe at him. And he's not worth it ... {rueful smile}

It will be my pleasure Grey! Just took a look at what was at the other end of that link and I was enthralled. Great stuff! Don't you worry, I'll take good care of them and, as always, it's on the house (so no need to mortgage the townhouse!)

I knew you could save me, not only the mortgage, but an actual hyperspace trip to Ventura! With all those blue-haired old lady Gil'Dishes nattering away in the next seats over about their operations and transmutations. Drives you mad to travel the Milky Way these days. Except under your own wingpower, o'course.

That's why we're here Grey! We pride ourselves in making you feeel as if you've traveled the length 7 breadth of the Milky Way and experienced all it's varied pleasures, while never leaving the comforts of home!

I wanna have some fun
Work my body all night long

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*ahem*

So how was the trip, SemiSweets?

*tries to recompose himself*

We'll save that for pillow-talk.

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Originally posted by Portfolio Boy:
I'm kinda andti social, it's true. But 3200+ posts in a thread will get even my attention. What do you folks do in here?

Well, PB, we dote on anyone who comes in the door, try our best to make them feel welcome, get them drunk, and fix them up with their hearts desire. We're not always successful, but we try.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] So, Cobie-kins, another round of tequila shooters?

Semi!!!!!!its so great to see you!!!!! You have been missed!!

(((((((((((Semi))))))))))[/b]

How's my li' bro.

(((((((((((((Icey))))))))))))))

I'll have a drink to celebrate --

[Linked Image]

Semi, you're home!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God, I really needed some good news today.

Glad to see you back!!!!!

Thanks Danny and Arachne. I'm thinking of naming drinks after valued patrons:

First, the "Blaine Blaster", which is 180 proof alcohol, a shot of gin, a swirl of mint schnaps topped with just a sprig of mint (and a cherry, if you're extra good). This one is guaranteed to recharge your fuel cells.

Next, the "Arachnetini", a simple concoction of Grey Goose Vodka, opal nera and a spritz of seltzer. Guaranteed to entice anyone to your lair. Use with caution.

Enjoy.

Welcome back Semi. You have been missed.

Hi Quis good to see you. In your honor I've made a special drink. Since you don't consume alcohol, this is a drink to help negate the effects of too much drinking. It's a secret recipe handed down for many generations. We call it:

The Pepto-Quismol.

I'm sure it will be a huge hit.

Hi SemiSweets! How's things?

Hi Vee. I haven't thought of your signature drink. Any suggestions?

Don't know what should go in it but you could call it the VaVaVaVee!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hi Quis good to see you. In your honor I've made a special drink. Since you don't consume alcohol, this is a drink to help negate the effects of too much drinking. It's a secret recipe handed down for many generations. We call it:

The Pepto-Quismol.

I'm sure it will be a huge hit.

I try to be soothing.

By the way, Thriftstore Debutante requested that I open up a thread for legal issues. There were a couple of questions on palimony, which is more in your area of the law. I answered as best I could.

And quite well, I should say. Quis done good!

OK, I'm running out to get my car fixed, coming back and reading the last three pages and then settling down for a drink! And maybe then someon can explain to me in easy terms what happened with the whole Reep mess? (if it's OK to call it that

)

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Hi Quis good to see you. In your honor I've made a special drink. Since you don't consume alcohol, this is a drink to help negate the effects of too much drinking. It's a secret recipe handed down for many generations. We call it:

The Pepto-Quismol.

I'm sure it will be a huge hit.

I try to be soothing.

By the way, Thriftstore Debutante requested that I open up a thread for legal issues. There were a couple of questions on palimony, which is more in your area of the law. I answered as best I could.[/b]

You know Quis, starting in 2005 in California, registered domestic partners will have to go through the court system to terminate their domestic partnerships. They will also have the rights (or blights - depending on your point of view) of spousal support and community property. There should be a big expansion in the family law business.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Don't know what should go in it but you could call it the VaVaVaVee!

Oh, I like that. In honor of Varalent, I have concocted the

VaVaVaVee: Dark, dark rum, a splash of mango, papaya, and guava nectar, lightened with a spritz of soda. Guaranteed to get you in a party mood.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
OK, I'm running out to get my car fixed, coming back and reading the last three pages and then settling down for a drink! And maybe then someon can explain to me in easy terms what happened with the whole Reep mess? (if it's OK to call it that

)

I'll be interested as well in hearing what this is all about. It's unsettling that a member of LW doesn't feel welcome.

Semi, you have no idea how great it is to see you back. You were really missed

.

It's good to see everyone stopping by! Arachne, KP, Danny, Icey, Quis, Sharky, and of course Stu and Vee, good to see you all! Now all we need is Ranger, Harbinger and FC!

And I can't believe I missed Grey!

BTW, Semi (or anyone), have you ever made or had a Jack Rose? My Dad drinks these (and just made a batch), they're an old drink that was popular in the fifties. Real simple: Canadian Club Whiskey, Applejack Liquer and Grenadine, and they are absolutely delicious

. I'm a whiskey and gin kind of guy myself, so finding a good whiskey drink is always a pleasure

Semi Transparent Fellow you old sweetheart you!

Good to see you are back amongst us! You've been missed hon, this old place hasn't quite been the same since you left, though I think the draft might have had something to do with that

Semi,

I just stopped by to say Welcome Back. Sorry I can't stick around for very long but it is good to see you made it back safely.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And to make sure my special chair doesn't get put in storage)

Looks like we're almost ready for this weekends festivities! Just a few more decorations to put up and a bit more restocking to do. <I'll bet SemiSweets has something really special to unveil for the weekend as well.>

You know? Those two portraits really do look good side by side up there!

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Originally posted by Sonnie Bloke:
Semi Transparent Fellow you old sweetheart you!

Good to see you are back amongst us! You've been missed hon, this old place hasn't quite been the same since you left, though I think the draft might have had something to do with that

Sonnie, thanks. As a valued patron, I've also created a drink in your honor.

It's called, the:

BLOODY BLOKE

It's like a bloody mary, but with single malt scotch instead of vodka. It also has a shot of beef boullion and a dash of horseradish in the tomatoe juice. I don't know if many will like it, but it's guaranteed to get one's kilt in a bunch.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Semi,

I just stopped by to say [b]Welcome Back. Sorry I can't stick around for very long but it is good to see you made it back safely.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And to make sure my special chair doesn't get put in storage)[/b]

Well thanks Ranger. Good to see you again. I've named a drink in your honor - it's the

RED RANGER

Johnny Walker Black, red vermouth (Noilly Pratt, preferably) shaken 100 times and topped with a cherry.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Next, the "Arachnetini", a simple concoction of Grey Goose Vodka, opal nera and a spritz of seltzer. Guaranteed to entice anyone to your lair. Use with caution.

Enjoy.

Sounds good. Better yet, it sounds strong. I could use one.

One Arachnetini coming right up. May I ask whom you intend to enitce to your lair?

No one, I just need fortification. (My dog is sick.

)

Oh, poor puppy. I have two dogs so I know how upsetting it is. I hope he or she is better tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
No one, I just need fortification. (My dog is sick.

)

So sorry to hear this Arachne. A pet can't communicate what they are feeling, in words, and it's so hard to know they are hurting. Blessings to you and your dog.

She doesn't even know she's sick yet.

The groomer found a lump under her tail, so she's going to get it removed on Wednesday. Hopefully it's benign.

Semi!! So glad you're back. Everyone missed you very much, and now our holidays can be happy again!

Arachne, I'll say my prayers for your girl. There's all kinds of lumps, and like in humans, most of them are benign. I've had lots of lumps with my dogs, and most have been nothing at all. But do check her teats. Mammary cancer is quite common. My Scout, who I lost a year ago had mammary cancer, but they caught it in time and it hadn't spread. She died from old age.

Hey Caroline. I've concocted a special drink in your honor. Of course, it's called the:

SWEET CAROLINE

and it has rings to commemorate your home planet.

Let's just say it's got rum, grenadine, orange juice, vodka, and papaya -- all layered. It's garnished with a sprig of witch-hazel.

Wow! I've never had my own drink before! Yum! I'm even going to save the sprig.

Need any help putting up decorations? It looks great in here already, but excess can be so fun!

Thanks Semi, that's good to know. Mitzie's aready had her blood work done and she's okay for surgery and there's no sign of the tumor spreading, so hopefully this'll just be day surgery and she'll be back to normal by Christmas. (Which she's already getting excited about. Somehow she knows the word Christmas means treats.

)

I just checked Buster and he has a big fatty lump on his chest. Buster is 11 and has been through a lot. If it's cancer, I don't know if I want to put him and me through the operation. He seems perfectly fine and the operation would be really distressful for him.

Maybe I should retitle this thread, SHAKES-check your puppy

Oh, btw, STU's new avatar is a picture of my other dog, Garbo.

Caroline, go for the excess.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I just checked Buster and he has a big fatty lump on his chest. Buster is 11 and has been through a lot. If it's cancer, I don't know if I want to put him and me through the operation. He seems perfectly fine and the operation would be really distressful for him.

That's always the question, isn't it. Mitzie's pretty active for a ten year old, most people still mistake her for a puppy, so I think she'll be fine.

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Maybe I should retitle this thread, SHAKES-check your puppy

Oh, btw, STU's new avatar is a picture of my other dog, Garbo.

An appropriate name for such a beautiful dog.

A couple years our cat Remy (for Gambit) experienced a concussion from running around chasing another cat and crashing head-first into the bath tub. The vet diagnosed the concussion and prescribed eye drops...why? And, Remy ended up losing sight in that eye. It's hard for us to not feel guilty, yet we thought we were doing the right thing by going to the vet right away. But he's still active and happy and just as smart as ever.

We also have one cat that was born in 1985 and one born in 1987. The rest are younger than 5 yrs.

BTW, Caroline, I tried your winter fruit pie recipe today. It's fantastic.

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Originally posted by Saturn Girl:

We also have one cat that was born in 1985 and one born in 1987. The rest are younger than 5 yrs.

You do realize Caroline, that some of your cats are almost as old as some of the LW posters.

Wow, 18 and 16. Your cats must have nine lives.

Thanks Arachne!

Glad you enjoyed it.

Semi, thanks so much for pointing out I'm an old lady. Oh the pain! I turn 44 on New Year's Eve. (But I did rob the cradle for Scott, so it's sweet. And, people think I'm ten years younger than I really am.)

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Originally posted by Saturn Girl:

Thanks Arachne!

Glad you enjoyed it.

Semi, thanks so much for pointing out I'm an old lady. Oh the pain! I turn 44 on New Year's Eve. (But I did rob the cradle for Scott, so it's sweet. And, people think I'm ten years younger than I really am.)

Not quite sure how I pointed you out as an old lady. You could have gotten those cats when you were a young filly yourself and still be only 19. Whatever, I'm still old enough to be your older brother. And believe me, Caroline - we're still young.

Well, technically you are right. But I was thinking of my first cat, Quentin (from Dark Shadows.) I got him in 1966 and he passed away in 1985, which was when I got the one who is old now. But yes, I still feel young. And, in fact, I wouldn't want to be young again unless I could keep the knowledge I've gained.

I HATED my teen years. I couldn't figure out who I was or what I wanted to do with my life. I have however enjoyed my life since my 30's.

I liked my 20's and 30's.

Nice chatting with you guys, but it's getting late.

Later.

Every age has its advantages, and certainly its lessons.

So I've got a hot day of cookie baking planned for tomorrow..... what's everybody else doing?

In the morning and early afternoon, I'm doing a pro-bono family law clinic for people who can't afford legal advice. After that, I'm going to buy my Christmas tree.

I'd like a drink, please. What is Semi Transparent Fellow's own signature drink?

That's really great Semi. Reminds me, I got tapped for jury duty Dec-March. I requested to be excused due to my parents' health, but the Judge doesn't excuse for any reason so I was denied. It makes me angry, but there's every chance during my juror interview I would be disqualified because I worked in the Sheriff's Office.

What kind of tree are you going to get? Particular favorite? We always go for a Douglas Fir.

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Originally posted by STU:
I'd like a drink, please. What is Semi Transparent Fellow's own signature drink?

My signature drink is pretty simple: its a martini made with Hendricks gin, a whisper of Noilly Pratt dry vermouth, shaken one hundred times (no more, no less) in a stainless steel shaker, garnished with a slice of cucumber, and (optional) a sliver of celery.

Here, the common tree is a Noble Fir, which is like a spruce, and I imagine, a douglas fir. That's my favorite. I'm not fond of the long needle pines. I like the short needle varieties.

Noble Fir is pretty. My brother loves the Ponderosa Pine, the longer needles are his favorite. His wife collects eastern european mouth-blown glass ornaments and they do look pretty on their tree.

Hey here's a new snack for SHAKES, raspberry chipolte salsa served over cream cheese to be eaten with a variety of crackers. Very bright red and white for the holidays, and the raspberry balances the heat of the pepper. Yummy!

Saturn Girl, you're our official hors d'ouvre consultant for the holidays. Sounds wonderful.

It'll probably outshine our cheese and baby weiner buffet.

I'm contributing a Jell-O Mold.

I'd be happy to work up some festive snack offerings for the bar. Gotta work on some stuffed mushroom caps tomorrow while I'm baking the gingerbread cookies. Some hot snacks for Saturday night. I need another drink please.

I think it would be awfully fun to spend a day in the kitchen with you, Caroline. Of course, if I had my way, we'd be so drunk by dinnertime.

Is the hot tub open?

I'd love to cook with friends. The whole cabin away from home with a group of friends has always been a dream of mine. Like the George Michael 'Last Christmas' video. And, I'd be way easy to get drunk. I can't hold my liquor.

I don't know. Icey hasn't been in it for a while, so I don't know if it's been kept up. I'd be a little careful. Furthermore, Starfield Room (where the hot tub is located) isn't my establishment (yet-bwahh-ha-ha-ha --- evil laugh)

I'll skip the hot tub then. What happened to the starfield room? I haven't been in for a while I guess...

It seems like nobody's been there. I'm trying to start a joint venture to turn it into a 5 star restaurant. come to think of it, you'd be a great partner for the venture. I've asked Danny Blaine and Kitty Cramer.

5 stars.... pretty ambitious! But I'd be honored to join the project. You'll be a lot better than the chef of the 'Restaurant' to work for........

Oh I was thinking of you as the chef. I did promise a "celebrity chef", after all.

Not me! I'd be an underling at best. But loyal, steadfast and true...... What did FC say? And, Danny cooks AND writes? I spent most of this afternoon reading his fan-fic.....

I think you'd be wonderful as head chef. You're hired.

Thanks Semi!! Hey, I'll work for nothing so we can invest in the restaurant. What's our tentative opening date?

December 28, that'll give us time for Christmas and Boxing Day for our British and Commonwealth Country members.

Oh, we'll also pay you beaucoup credits.

Well, excellent. No use putting it off. So we have a lot of work to do.

We do. Let's start tomorrow. (Once a procrastinator, always a procrastinator)

I'll volunteer to work the coat check.

I'll start working on a gala New Year's celebration offering.

Fabulous. Tell me what I can do to help. I can cook, I can set a table, I can make a fabulous centerpiece. Unfortunately, I cannot clean up.

Have you named the establishment yet?

Color scheme, theme, atmosphere?

Um, let's not assign roles. Whatever you want to help with, you'd be welcome Semi. I don't blame you about clean up though. That's always the worst.

I haven't heard from Danny Blaine yet. It's his property. He has the final word.

We have droids for clean up. In past centuries, they were called "husbands".

LOL!!! Droids would be great...

I need one of those - or at least hired help.

well, it's midnight and mom's got a visiting doctor coming between 8 and noon tomorrow, so i'm going to go to bed.

Keep me posted on the progress of the restaurant.

I'll work on menus, but someone who really knows and appreciates wine and spirits will have to do all the selections for those. Good Night Semi, Stu, Arachne, everybody!! Hugs....

No Fair! Seems like everyone's been hiding recently until I'm gone for the night and THEN they come out to play!

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I need one of those - or at least hired help.

Maybe that's what he keeps me around for!

Vee, you know better than that! I'm here now for a drink!

And Semi, I didn't know Stu's new avatar was a picture of you dog! What a beautiful dog!

And hey, I'm only 22, I have a full four years on Caroline's oldest cat

!

I hear the LMB ENQUIRER will pay good money for pics of Semi's dog pooping and leg-humping...

Garbo, I'm quite sure does neither anywhere near a camera! She's too well mannered and well bred to be caught on film like that!

What was that business with the disappearing doors, anyways?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
<Vee flies through the newly reinstalled doors, all flustered, jumps behind the bar and pours himself a strong drink!>
<CHUG!>

Gee... <Innocent Look> I wonder what could have caused that? <cackle, snortle, guffaw>

Been checking out the flirting thread, Abin?

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Originally posted by Pov:
I hear the LMB ENQUIRER will pay good money for pics of Semi's dog pooping and leg-humping...

It's a female dog. She's doesn't leg-hump. She does poop, though.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
What was that business with the disappearing doors, anyways?

We all have our moments.

So, what drink goes with file uploading?

Arachne, come join us all at Stu's mansion for the inaugural ball! It's where everyone is congregating for a Legion World party, and your presence is very much desired!

And file uploading is usually complimented by a Jack Rose (for me at least)!

I'll have a whiskey straight up. Thanks much.

I'll have one of everything. It's Monday morning, after all.

STU just becasue your now our Leader doesn't mean you can't serve yourself!

Well, of course I can serve myself, but where's the fun in that?

One of the best things about SHAKES is having the opportunity to speak with the two handsome proprietors while I get my drink(s).

hmmmmmmm

<sits down at bar>

May I have a Kahlua and Creme please?

I'm finally done with both of my papers! forty pages later (between the two), and this exhausted grad student needs a drink, some sleep and then a week or so of pure drinking and partying

Dany, here's your Kahlua and Creme. CK, here's you're fifth of bourbon. Nice to be away from all the crazy festivities, eh? I like them, but not as a steady diet.

Agreed, give me a nice quiet evening anytime...

A fifth or bourbon is perfect Semi, thanks! I think I need a relaxing night myself!

I see Shark Lad up top as a lurker, he hasn't been posting as much lately! C'mon Sharkey, if your still reading the threads tonight, stop on by for a drink!

Sharky's probably looking for the perfect opportunity to strike.

May I have another drink?

Another Kahlua, or how about a Round-up?

LOL

What's in a Round-up?

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Originally posted by STU:
Well, of course I can serve myself, but where's the fun in that?

One of the best things about SHAKES is having the opportunity to speak with the two handsome proprietors while I get my drink(s).

But, STU you were speaking to YOURSELF!

Well, it's so new, I'm just inventing it now. It's a good drink for those long nights on the plain when the cow-boys are sitting round the fire.

Round-Up

A hefty shot of sour mash whiskey
A hefty shot of beef boullion
A dash of tabasco.

It's a tough man's drink.

(STU, please add this to the official list- this drink is in honor of Raging Bull)

Hmph

Is a "Round-Up" Raging Bull's signature drink? If so, I'd imagine it would be something appropriately rugged... for downing while sitting around a campfire on the open range, after a hard day's cattle roping and whatever it is those guys do...

Edited to add: Semi, you read my mind!

Hmph? What's Hmph?

Cat got my tongue for a second...

Well you have to be careful with pussies.

I've heard that...

Hey Cobie's about to hit 1800 posts! Beteer get an extra special drink ready for him!

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hey Cobie's about to hit 1800 posts! Better get an extra special drink ready for him!

In honor of my 2500th post, I'd like to have one Fellows Martini, one VaVaVaVee, and one Blaine Blaster to celebrate!

Congrats STU!!!!

Congrats STU! But be careful, that's a pretty strong combination.

Thanks, DB!

And congrats to Cobie (soon)!

I think our leader should have his own drink. I call it, appropriately enough,

The Fearless Leader:

A strong shot of a mixable gin, like Saphhire or Beefeater
A smaller shot of Campari
A dash of Rose's Lime
And a spray of seltzer.
Shake one hundred times.
Garnish with a slice of Orange.

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Congrats STU! But be careful, that's a pretty strong combination.

I know! But I think I can handle three stiff ones.

I'm still inventing the Cobalt Crush. Any suggestions for something to make it blue?

I've heard that about you...

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]Congrats STU! But be careful, that's a pretty strong combination.

I know! But I think I can handle three stiff ones. [/b]

Well, that's not really much of an accomplishment, STU. Most of Legion World can as well.

Heh

On that note I think I'll go to bed! Good night all!

Night Vee!

Night Vee

Good night, Vee!

I'm going to have to sign off as well. I have a christmas tree that's been sitting naked in my living room for 3 days. It's time I decorated it.

Have fun, Semi! See you around!

Guess its just you and me and Cobie...

Night Danny, Cobie, and the rest of ya!

It's time for me to get some stuff done and then head off to bed.

Ooh, the Cobalt Crush! Thanks Semi

!

And thanks for the congrats on my upcoming milestone, whenever it gets here, Stu!

It apparently came and went while you weren't paying attention CK! Good thing some of us look after you interests for you! Congrats!

Thanks Vee

!

Wow, quiet around here tonight.

Too quiet...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Ooh, the Cobalt Crush! Thanks Semi

!

And thanks for the congrats on my upcoming milestone, whenever it gets here, Stu!

Cobie, I finally thought up the "Cobalt Crush"

Bombay Gin
Meyer's White Planter's Punch Rum
Grapefruit Juice, and
Blue Curacao.

Shake one hundred times in a stainless steel shaker
Garnish with a lemon slice.

Guaranteed to look really cool under a black light.

[STU helps himself to a Round-Up, a Fearless Leader, and a Cobalt Crush]

By the way, the recipes for each of SHAKES's signature drinks can be found in a book in The Redwood Room .

Stu. what a great leader you are. And I need not mention, what a great librarian.

Good idea.

Arachne, can I get you something. Perhaps your signature drink - an Arachnatini? Or something else if you prefer.

Alas, I'm falling asleep. I'll catch you later.

OK, sleep tight sweetie.

Wow I need a beer!

*Gets a beer for Icey*

Why don't you sit down here and tell me all about your new job.

*Pats spot of sofa*

How about you rub my shoulders?

You got it, sexy.

*loosen Icey's tie. Starts with a soft gentle rub*

I now work in our customer service department! Very exclusive department! Everyone calls us snobs!

I doubt you'll be snobby.

Are the customers in person or over the phone?

*Rubs shoulder blades*

Would you like a full body massage, Icey?

BOTH!!!! yES BUT LETS GO BACK TO MY PLACE!!!!

Oh my, you do seem to need the full body massage *Stops and gets body oils and other supplies*

Kisses Quis and leads him out the door!

Have fun you two!

I think I'll try making a signature drink for Icey... let's see, some Smirnoff Ice... maybe a dash of Tabasco sauce for the "fire" part...

Hmm...

I think I'd better leave this to the professionals...

Hey STU! How are you tonight? Did you burn your tongue on that concoction you were working on?

Does this place serve Advil?

BTW, I mentioned to some people that my hellpup had sugery today. Happily everything went well and she's now back home and resting not quite comfortably. She won't be winning any beauty contests for awhile, though. Her rear end gives new meaning to the phrase "butt ugly".

As bonus good news the procedure cost $300.00 less than the estimate.

Arachne,

I hope all goes well with the pup.

I'm sure there is Advil behind the bar. Lemme just check...

Thanks Danny. It looks like she should be pretty much back to normal for Christmas.

Perfect timing then.

Defintely.

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hey STU! How are you tonight? Did you burn your tongue on that concoction you were working on?

Yeah, and I don't think the proportions were quite right.

Nobody does it like Semi!

[Linked Image]

Hey Arachne! Glad to hear that everything went well with the pup!

I'll drink to that.

Great news, Arachne, and I sure quite a relief for you. Hope your pup is up and about in no time!

I'm going to have a VaVaVaVee to give me the va-va-va-voom I need to make it through the day. (I can't believe it's only Thursday...)

Nothing like a quick beer in the afternoon! Especially because I'm taking a two week vacation until after the New Year! Why? Because I after 22 years of hard work, I deserve it

!

Sadly though, I think I'm coming down with a cold on my first day off...

Anyone here?

Hi Icey, I guess it's time i made a signature drink for you. I call it the Frozen Volcano. It's two frozen blended drinks poured together to look like lava.

First is white rum based:

shot of white rum and sweet and sour. Blend with ice.

Second is tequila based.

shot of tequila
grenadine
sweet and sour
Blend with ice.

Pour both frozen drinks carefully into a margarita glass in swirls so that the white and red reamain separate.

Guaranteed to put some ice-fire in your veins.

Arachne, I hope your dog is recovering well. I know from personal experience what a worry it is. And I'm glad your vet bill came in under estimate. That's a first. I dread everytime I go to the vet. They have an uncanny knack for knowing exactly how much is in my bank account and cleaning it out.

I love SHAKES.

So, with a nod to Toby Keith:

We got lurkers, we got cruisers
Butt-heads [1] and boozers [2]
And we got Michaels, we got Matthews
And lots of what-have-yous
And the girls next door [3] dress up like they're from the stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this bar

We got cowboys [4], we got truckers [5]
Cheerleaders [6] and suckers [7]
And we got robots [8], we got fighters [9]
Early birds [10] and all-nighters [11]
And the veterans talk about their battle scars [12]

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

Chorus:
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just clickin' on this thread always
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen old timers [13], we got young bucks [14]
Southern boys [15] and Canucks [16]
And we got lovers [17], lots of lookers [18]
And I've even seen shrinking girls [19] and hookers [20]
And a boy who gets his power from the stars [21]

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
O, yes I do

I like my comics (I like my comics)
I like my girlfriend (or boyfriend, as applicable)
I like to take her (him) out to dinner [22]
I like a movie now and then [23]

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just reading through the posts here
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

* * * * * * *

[1] Anti-Lad
[2] Yours truly, the original Booze Hound
[3] From The Legion board
[4] Raging Bull
[5]

[16]

[17]

[18] Maybe they’re from SHAMELESS HUSSIES, down the block
[19]

[20] At the Starfield Lounge, of course
[21] Especially if it’s The Return of the King

Wow, STU, that's amazing. You certainly are living up to your title as leader.

Awwww...

Encore! Encore!

Great work, Stu.

Now, how about a cherry brandy?

Stu, a man of many artistic talents! You all ought to see the Christmas card he sent to Caroline and I. In fact, I may just have to post a scan of it.

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Originally posted by Arachne:
Encore! Encore!

Great work, Stu.

Now, how about a cherry brandy?

Thank you!

Here's a cherry brandy for you -- and I'll be having one for myself too.

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Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
In fact, I may just have to post a scan of it.

Sure! (Just crop out the mushy stuff, please.

)

I promise to only show the front of the card.

No reaction when I post the same song ;(

Must have been the footnotes...

Post it again Grey, I promise I'll react next time!

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Originally posted by Greybird:
No reaction when I post the same song ;(

Seriously, Grey, I never saw it. If I had, I'd have made some sort of comment, as it's one of one favorite songs at the moment. Where did you post it?

In one of the karaoke threads -- though, I now recall, very few of those posts had any response.

Your gloss on it was witty. I just was in a weird mood last night.

WOW! That's great Grey! Encore! (Oh wait, he didn't post it again, did he?)

[sheesh] It's not time for silent nights quite yet, you know.

Heh!

I'll just help myself to a hot, spiked cider. Just what one needs to take the chill off on a night like this!

Bar is open. What's your pleasure?

Hah, I turn my back for a few minutesand people show up.

Cider sounds good.

I'd like a Frozen Volcano. That sounds incredibly visually appealing.

Cider for Arachne (I like to spice it with a bit of cinamon schnapps) and a FV for STU.

How are you both?

Good. Pup's happy again, the next part in my Li'l Legion series is up. Of course, I'm also stuck in the middle of a wave of Battlestar Galactica nostalgia...

Anytime I'm hanging out at SHAKES with friends, I'm always doin' great.

Arachne, did you like the SciFi channel miniseries that premiered a week ago?

Nope, there's no SciFi channel in Canada, and I don't have Space even if it did air on it. :7 It was Cru's thread on the mini series that kicked this off.

It'll probably come out on dvd soon enough. I think it'll also become a series.

I'm not sure I want a series with a female Starbuck. Couldn't they at least have used Sheba instead?

She's good. Things change. But then I didn't follow the original series too much. There was no birdman, though. (that was Battlestar G, wasn't it?)

Um, not that I recall, but I've been out of touch with BG for a long while.

I went searching through BG sites, but I could find any mention of the bird man. I know I didn't imagine it. Maybe it was another show.

wasn't the bird man Hawk from Buck Rogers? He wore an impressive cloak of black feathers and a nifty skull cap.

Well well well...

[Linked Image]

Cheers to our Official Arbiter of Good Taste! Only a few more and you'll be an official member of the 3K Club.

[raises a Fellows Martini to toast Semi]

Congrats SemiSweets! Have a grand time at your dinner party tonight!

I wonder if they're enjoying that mouth-watering meal right now...

:jealous:

Yikes! Another way for me to not lose weight! Sigh... I have got to learn some self-control! Congrats too!

Congrats Semi!

I think I'll take an Irish Mist today (very smooth whiskey made with honey)! Something else else nice and easy for a sick kid on Sunday!

Hope you got your Irish Mist Cobie! I know what it's like to be sick and not have anyone around to fetch things for you!

Hey everybody. Looks like the bar is running just swell. Anybody need anything?

A friendly smile and a hug. Working major overtime during the holiday season ain't no fun.

Hello! Anybody home?

I'm here, but about to head off to bed.

Good night, Caroline, and the patrons of SHAKES!

Good night Stu, pleasant dreams....

I think I'll have a hot toddie and then head off to bed as well.

Here we go, a hot toddie for the Hottie.

(Sorry, I was a little slow on the up take, but couldn't resist.)

Hey Semi,

How are you doing? Can I buy you a holiday drink?

Is it always this quiet in the afternoon?

yup. Things start to pick up around 4pm EST (just in time for me to have to go home

)

LOL

Hi Quis and Arachne. I'm just popping in during my lunch hour. It is quiet here isn't it.

Hey everyone!

Hi Guys, Just enough time for a quick Red Ranger, then it's back out to finish up the Christmas shopping.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Now where did that STOOPID cat go?)

Here's your Red Ranger, Ranger.

BTW, that "STOOPID cat" is probably planning how to climb up your christmas tree while you're out shopping in order to tip it over onto the floor.

Beware! I know this for a fact, I found detailed plans on how to carry out that caper faxed over by Feline Central to my kitty. Fortunately, I have an agreement with my feline friend...she gets everything she want when she wants it in exchange no damage on the homefront.

You should think about working out an agreement of your own!

So have you all put up Christmas trees? And is your shopping all done? I finished everything on Saturday.

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Originally posted by Harbinger:
wasn't the bird man Hawk from Buck Rogers? He wore an impressive cloak of black feathers and a nifty skull cap.

You are absolutely right, Harbinger. I get those two shows confused. Thanks.

Drinking during the day! What will they think of next...

(jealous)

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Here's your Red Ranger, Ranger.

BTW, that "STOOPID cat" is probably planning how to climb up your christmas tree while you're out shopping in order to tip it over onto the floor.

Beware! I know this for a fact, I found detailed plans on how to carry out that caper faxed over by Feline Central to my kitty. Fortunately, I have an agreement with my feline friend...she gets everything she want when she wants it in exchange no damage on the homefront.

You should think about working out an agreement of your own!

*Purr*

Bring Kitty to work... I'll keep her away from tree...

*Purr*

Hey Stoopid Cat! Welcome to SHAKES. Would you care for a nice saucer of milk?

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Originally posted by Varalent:
Hey Stoopid Cat! Welcome to SHAKES. Would you care for a nice saucer of milk?

Fraternizing with the one who's shed all over my office!

ARF ARF ARF!

That STU, even though he's the leader and most feared dictator of Legion World, he still naps and sleeps it off at SHAKES. [Linked Image]

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
That STU, even though he's the leader and most feared dictator of Legion World, he still naps and sleeps it off at SHAKES. [Linked Image]

Not for nothing am I known as a Booze Hound...

Even our fearless leader's gotta have some down time

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Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]Hey Stoopid Cat! Welcome to SHAKES. Would you care for a nice saucer of milk?

Fraternizing with the one who's shed all over my office!

ARF ARF ARF![/b]

*Purr*

Get over it mange face! There seem to be many sensible inhabitants of Legion World who understand that Cats are the superior species.

More Milk, Please?

*Purr*

Holiday drinks all around!

Take care everyone and in the words of my Aunt

Health and Happiness Always!!!!

I'll have a couple.

What would you like, my dear Fellow?

Maybe I'll have a rum and eggnog (for the holidays). Can't have too many of those though.

Here ya go!

I just had a good spiked eggnog at a holiday party the other day. Also an incredibly spiked rum cake -- it was literally oozing the stuff. Very very good.

Hey anyone here?

Icey! It's so good to see you! What would you like?

I'm feeling festive how about some egg nog!!!!

Sure! Here's an egg nog for you, and an egg nog for me.

Cheers! And a very Merry Christmas Eve to you!

Thanks Stu!!!! Heres to you!

Er, Stoopid Cat, if cats are so superior how come Tom never caught Jerry?

Oh, and I'll have a nice, tall chocolate milk shake to go with my chocolate chip cookies, please.

And to celebrate this momentous, once-in-a-lifetime post, I'd like a [Linked Image]

th of Eggnog & Rum, please! Stirred, not shaken.

Here you go! Heavy on the rum, light on the 'nog.

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright...

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[Linked Image]

Cute hat, STU.

Sleep in Heavenly Peace.............

That must be some booze, to turn a dog into a lion.

I just had some hair of the cat that bit me.

Who... Oops... I mean... What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?

Here's your drink, Pagy. Bottoms up!

(Sigh. I miss Semi and Vee... this place seems so empty without those two around...

)

Say, am I allowed in here? I don't think I'm old enough to drink yet...

Sure you are IB! Whenever I'm working the door, you can come right in and grab what you want! After all, I am the law around here

!

If underage canines are allowed to pass out on the floor, then surely underage humans can be allowed a drink or two.

A drink or two, but no passing out. The floor can get a bit crowded on Saturday night!

I'll just have a hot apple cider. Taking a break from the preparations for the Beacon.

Well this makes the 4000th post to SHAKES. Our fearless leader and most feared dictator for life was kind enough to apprise me of this incipient milestone. There are so many good memories at SHAKES, all thanks to you, it's wonderful customers. Thanks for making this the best damned bar on Legion World (actually it's the only bar, isn't it). I hope you'll all continue to come in and over-indulge (or under-indulge, if that's your preference.)

I certainly intend to.

Over or under, Arachne?

'Tis the season for over indulgence.

Tell me about it.

Problem?

I cooked boxing day dinner last night for 3 firends. I over-indulged and am paying for it today.

Ouch. I've been pretty good this year, but there are ginger cookies calling my name...

Oh, I didn't over-indulge on the food part.

lol Poor Semi.

Thank god for generic Ibufrofen

Make sure you drink plenty of water.

Oh, I'm over it now. The morning was kinda wicked though.

I'm in a J.R.R. Tolkienesque mood today, so I'll have a mead! Or a fine ale, if we've got any.

Ahhh! SHAKES how I've missed you while I was a-visiting for the Holidays. Boy, it's nice to be home!

Hey, if the Beacon takes off, we're going to be pretty busy.

Very busy! SHAKES is still my favorite hangout spot

! This is where I was able to meet everyone on Legion World that I didn't already know, and then felt truly welcome here!

Here's to another 4000!!!

And to a few more Gin Martini's and bourbon on the rocks

Cobie, you're such a sweet guy. Thanks for being a regular.

Friends, countrymen, roaming scoundrels! Lend me your ears. i come not to praise "Caesar", but to bury him.

Actually none of that. It's just my 3000 post.

Wow! A big CONGRATULATIONS is in order!

And a big

-- (((((((Semi)))))))!

Your posts are always wise and witty, and you've made SHAKES a place I dearly wish existed in my own neighborhood. Here's to the next 3000!

Thanks fearless Leader, and most feared dictator for life. I can't imagine another 3000, but I'm sure I'll be there before I give it another thought, and long after Scott has become Time Trapper.

Congrats Semi! And thanks for 3000 enjoyable posts to read!

Congrats! Do we get free drinks as part of the celebration?

Congrats, Semi!

In honor of Semi's 3000th post, I decided to take a little trip down memory lane -- I read through the first 25 pages of SHAKES.

Boy, those were heady times!

Stu, I just did that recently! The first twenty pages or so were some heavy flirting, and a nice little love story between Semi and Vee

!

The next twenty five after are good, especially during the times of the Alt ID's invading Legion World, Icey going bad and Space Ranger showing up when people weren't sure if he was good or bad! Who could forget Space Ranger blasting off the doors to SHAKES?

I want to reread the last hundred or so pages myself, to see all the fun nights we had posting here, having a few 'drinks' together

All the regulars need to make it a point to start posting here at least once everytime they visit Legion World! We miss some of those who are less frequent here!

SHAKES was started on September 12, and began as a thread on The Anywhere Machine until it was moved on September 16 (page 13) to the Mission Monitor Board.

Varalent, Kid Prime, MLLASH, Icefire, Danny Blaine, superboymddjr, and a couple of others were regulars from day one!

STU's first visit to SHAKES -- September 12, page 4. (But that was only a brief drop-by... I didn't start hanging out regularly until quite a bit later.)

Arachne's first visit to SHAKES -- September 17, page 18. (Though, like mine, this was just a drop-by.) Winema Wazzo (page 14) is another visitor around this time.

Cobalt Kid's first visit to SHAKES -- September 18, page 27. This was during a very interesting episode with Space Ranger, Icey, and Mantis, which I completely missed when it happened!

Outdoor Miner's first visit to SHAKES -- September 18, page 31. This was followed shortly by the first appearance of Tarik the Mute's Android and Emerald Empress (page 34).

That's it, up to page 35...

The Royal Inquisitor pops in -- September 19, page 36.

Kara, Sonnie, and Rhino drop by. Arachne orders her first Opal Nera at SHAKES! A busy day -- September 20, page 43.

Cobalt Kid's formal introduction to SHAKES -- September 20, page 44.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I never thought I'd say this, but dang, it's good to see more straight people posting!

Posted on September 20, page 45. Awwww, Jeff!

And I officially became a regular patron on September 20, page 46. Cheers to that!

That's up through page 47...

Couldn't NOT stop in at SHAKES while I was online even though I feel miserable.

We have had some wonderful times here haven't we?

Here's to many more!

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
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Congrats SemiSweetUms! Sorry I missed this milestone. It's been a blast so far so here's to many more!

September 25, page 52 -- Semi Transparent Fellow deeds to Varalent an undivided one-half interest in SHAKES, including real and intellectual property interests with mutual right of survivorship.

Things have settled into place very comfortably, and SHAKES has become the bar we all know and love today.

Elsewhere, Cobalt Kid organizes a mission to rescue Space Ranger (who has been missing for a while) from the clutches of Thora. (Did we find out whether he succeeded...?)

That's up through page 69...

Thanks Vee for the wishes.

STU, thanks so much for chronicling SHAKES and taking us all on a trip down memory lane. You're a great leader, even for a tyrant.

Lot's of people on LW. Anybody drinking?

ALWAYS!

What are you having, Danny?

I wish STU would post a link to the drink recipies.

[STU saunters up to the bar]

I'm thirsty! What does the house recommend this afternoon?

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I wish STU would post a link to the drink recipies.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

SHAKES signature drinks.

I think you need a Fearless Leader.

THE FEARLESS LEADER - A strong shot of a mixable gin (like Sapphire or Beefeater), a smaller shot of Campari, a dash of Rose's Lime, and a spray of seltzer; shake one hundred times, and garnish with a slice of orange.

Danny, how about your signature drink, the Blain Blaster?

BLAINE BLASTER - 180 proof alcohol, a shot of gin, a swirl of mint schnaps topped with just a sprig of mint (cherry optional).

I think more people need to order the signature drinks -- lest their creator forget the recipes!

Thanks for the Fearless Leader.

[CHUG]

Now, I'd like one of everything else, please!

Yes, true, as it is, I still have to look them up. And if anyone else would like a signature drink, just ask.

I don't have a signature drink.

Well, if you came by SHAKES more, Scotty...!

OMG, what an oversight!

LL, how about the "BOLT"

A jigger of Jolt Cola
Meyer's white plantation rum
A dash of bitters
A shot of Pernod.

Finish with a lemon wedge.

Enjoy

I'll definitely have another one of those! And just one extra lemon wedge if you would.

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Originally posted by STU:
Well, if you came by SHAKES more, Scotty...!

I know. Bad Founder!

Aww, Scott!

Here's to you!

[STU has a Bolt in honor of LL!]

Wow -- am I at 2999 already? I'm ahead of schedule!

[STU drinks a Fellows Martini in celebration of SHAKES's contribution to his post count]

Stuey, you're doing great

And SHAKES needs to celebrate it's puppy. Way to go STU.

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Congrats Stu! And thanks for the trip down memory lane!

Semi, I'll have a bourbon on the rocks! I'm in the mood for something to get my blood flowing!

Here's your Jack 'n ice, Cobie

*squeak*

Are rodents welcome in this establishment?

Ones that can speak and use the toilet are.

Thank you, Mr. Proprietor! You are quite kind (for a human).

May I have a drink, please?

Here's a Cheese Breeze. It's essence of cheddar mixed with a fine stout.

Wonderful! It makes my whiskers twitch with delight!

I would like five more of those, if you please.

I've put them in a bottle with a lick-it spout. I'll just hang it over your table.

Thanks! As I've said before, "I love this bar." And I love being the official mascot of SHAKES too.

Oh, what the heck. I'll overlook all those slip-and-falls. I was probably soused anyway!

Drinks are on me!

Well STU, it's fuzzies like you that make SHAKES the place it is.

Things are jumping here today.

I'll have another Bolt. Then I've got to go take a look around the place before turning in for the night.

I'll have a quick drink too! Good chat tonight guys, wish I could have stuck around more!

It was great to see you there Cobie. I need to make an effort to make it more often myself.

BTW CK, did you see Chip asking if you had a copy of that CBG article? If you can't scan it I'll try to pick it up for him tomorrow.

I don't think I'll be able to scan it LL. I hope I didn't make too much of a big deal out of it. Just a reviewers giving a quick line or two praising the current creative teams art! Pretty much everyone on the book recieved praise in the article, I just thought it'd be nice to mention to Chip!

Hope you guys enjoyed your Bolt and Cobalt Crush!

(By the way, Cobie -- after you passed out unconscious at the chat and everyone else left, I wrote something witty on your forehead with magic marker. Have you noticed it yet?

)

I toasted Caroline with a Sweet Caroline over on the birthday thread, but I think I'll have another one over here to accompany my breakfast from Café Cramer...

Oh I noticed it all right! I see you used to enjoy doing that in your college days too

!

And I'll have a Sweet Caroline as well...

Here you go!

And I'll have a VaVaVaVee in the hopes that Varalent will soon be feeling back up to speed!

I might as well have one too! I should be hammered by the time everyone starts partying for New Year's!

Cobie, here's your VaVaVaVee.

(Nobody notices, but Semi, being the responsible bartender he is, has slipped anti-impairment pills into all drinks at SHAKES on New Years Eve. Heaven forbid that anyone should get behind the wheel after leaving SHAKES)

Howdy there.

What do y'all have for a thirsty cowboy?

Hey Bull, how about a bull-shot?

By the way, what ARE you wearing?

No posts today? I guess the memory of New Years Eve's hangover is keeping people away.

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hey Bull, how about a bull-shot?

By the way, what ARE you wearing?

Why, thank you kindly, Mr. Fellow.

<tips hat to Semi Transparent Fellow>

This git-up I'm wearin' is kinda drafty, if you know whut I mean. But they tell me it's standard wear 'round these parts...

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
It's behind the bar Semi ...

[STU puppy, who makes his home behind the bar, quietly sneaks out the doggy door with a thick wad (of bills) in his mouth]

This is weird. We just lost all the SHAKES posts between November 26 and January 2.

What the.... What happend to the posts from the last month????

Suddenly they're just gone?

Was Stu trying to cover his tracks?

No, it has to be a bug or a super-hacker.

It feels like we're re-enacting Zero Hour... or the current Legion story arc or something...

I just tried to get SHAKES and there were no posts. I tried again and got this reboot version.

I just tried to post a second ago and was informed that this topic does not exist. Twilite Zone anyone?

Have we gotten so big that it's hit a limit?

Has anyone PMed Gary yet?

I posted in Science Police

Is SHAKES II ready to go?

Well, I could start it up any time.

At one point, I thought we were shutting this thread down because Gary was afraid that it was growing too big for the software? I remember on the old DC UBB boards that when things got too big threads started crashing.

Regardless of whether the size has created this particular problem, I think it might be prudent to start the Shakes II thread.

Anybody notice whether the missing pages have been subtracted from the post counts? (Which might tell us if they still exist or not)

The missing pages have been subtracted from the total post count for the thread.

However, the posts that individual people have made to the missing pages do not appear to have been subtracted from those people's post counts.

REPOST:

SHAKES was started on September 12, and began as a thread on The Anywhere Machine until it was moved on September 16 (page 13) to the Mission Monitor Board.

Varalent, Kid Prime, MLLASH, Icefire, Danny Blaine, superboymddjr, and a couple of others were regulars from day one!

STU's first visit to SHAKES -- September 12, page 4. (But that was only a brief drop-by... I didn't start hanging out regularly until quite a bit later.)

Arachne's first visit to SHAKES -- September 17, page 18. (Though, like mine, this was just a drop-by.) Winema Wazzo (page 14) is another visitor around this time.

Cobalt Kid's first visit to SHAKES -- September 18, page 27. This was during a very interesting episode with Space Ranger, Icey, and Mantis, which I completely missed when it happened!

Outdoor Miner's first visit to SHAKES -- September 18, page 31. This was followed shortly by the first appearance of Tarik the Mute's Android and Emerald Empress (page 34).

That's it, up to page 35...

REPOST:

The Royal Inquisitor pops in -- September 19, page 36.

Kara, Sonnie, and Rhino drop by. Arachne orders her first Opal Nera at SHAKES! A busy day -- September 20, page 43.

Cobalt Kid's formal introduction to SHAKES -- September 20, page 44.

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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
I never thought I'd say this, but dang, it's good to see more straight people posting!

Posted on September 20, page 45. Awwww, Jeff!

And I officially became a regular patron on September 20, page 46. Cheers to that!

That's up through page 47...

REPOST:

September 25, page 52 -- Semi Transparent Fellow deeds to Varalent an undivided one-half interest in SHAKES, including real and intellectual property interests with mutual right of survivorship.

Things have settled into place very comfortably, and SHAKES has become the bar we all know and love today.

Elsewhere, Cobalt Kid organizes a mission to rescue Space Ranger (who has been missing for a while) from the clutches of Thora. (Did we find out whether he succeeded...?)

That's up through page 69...

Ok, I can start SHAKES II and close this thread. Everybody agreeed. If things get straightened out, then maybe the threads can be combined.

is the SHAKES thread acting weird?

Yup, we lost over a 1000 posts. So I'm shutting it down and SHAKES II