That's right! It's the return of the most democratic high posters club on the board! For all of you tired of posters like Cobalt Kid and Lightning Lad and MLLASH and Quislet, Esq. and so on who always go on and on about how many more posts they have the rest of us, blah, blah, blah, and who really wish that just once *you* could be counted among the top posters, this club is for you!
Yes, this is your chance to join this new top posters club! One where none of your posts before tonight matter at all! So everyone is on equal footing! All it takes to be a member of this club is to have on of the five highest post counts on this thread!
To keep track of who is and who ain't a member, it is highly suggested that you post a total of your current posts to this thread at the bottom of each post, as follows:
Posts to this Thread: 1!
And here's my initial contribution--the first of the approximately one zillion to come!
Mwah-ha-HAAAAA!!!
Current members of the Top Five Posters to This Thread Club:
1. Eryk Davis Ester
2. Lardlad
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Who's this "Lardlad" getting credit for my posts? Hmmm?
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Sorry, revised list:
1. Eryk Davis Ester
2. Lard Lad
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"Lardlad" is probably from the same universe as "HHW," my occasional counterpart.
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Welcome to the thread, HHW!
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(in the lead, now!)
HHW is not here, but I am.
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Or at least I was. Nighty-night!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
G'night!
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Now you are in the lead. your post #3 just left you tied with Eyrk Davis Ester aka EDE
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EDE, when you quote someone (like I just quoted Lard Lad) does that add to their post total as well?
And seeing how there have been only 4 posters to this thread (as of this moment) I am one of the top 5 posters to this thread. Take that everyone else.
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Current list:
Lard Lad: 4
Eryk Davis Ester: 3
He Who Wanders: 3
Quislet, Esq.: 3
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Dare I pass EDE on this list too?????
This will likely be my only post to this thread.
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Still, as of now, you are one of the top five posters to this thread.
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Good point! Maybe I'll continue.
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There's always room for MLLASH!
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Lad Boy: Confessions of a post whore!
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Originally posted by Lad Boy:
unconscionably
I would say "consciously" and "intentionally"
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Do Lad Boy's count since he hasn't kept count?
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Re-read EDE's opening post in which keeping track of your posts is a suggestion rather than a requirement.
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I'm Pink so therefore...
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However, in an attempt to be contrary...
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Maybe i should try to be in the bottom five posters in this thread.
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What do you think?
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I'd really like to know.
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I think that you shouldn't split up a single thought into multiple posts, just to pad your post count.
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You know... as long as no more than nine persons post to this thread, then there will be an overlap between the Top Five Posters to this thread and the Bottom Five Posters to this thread.
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What happens if more than 5 posters make only one post to this thread?
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Also EDE, I asked you a question on page 1.
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The answer to you question is "No".
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The best part about this for me is that if one of you post-hookers your way into 100, 200 or even 500 posts, I'll still have thousands more posts than you.
Nyahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.
No, seriously, nyahahaha
I meant it. Nyahahahahaha
Like anyone cares, Mr. 2-poster!
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Top Five Posters to This Thread:
1. Quislet-- 10
2. Faraway Lad-- 9
3. Eryk Davis Ester-- 7
4. Lad Boy -- 6?
5. Lard Lad -- 4
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I regret to inform you of a revolution, the new ruling Junta decrees the nullification of all previous PTTT in favor of the new notation P(T)^3. PTTT counts will be exchanged for P(T)^3 at the rate of 1000 PTTT = 1 P(T)^3.
The Junta suggests that P(T)^3 will usher in a new golden age of obscure spreadsheet-style official communications.
Define Var P(T)^3 as integer
Count(P(T)^3),TamperLad
P(T)^3),TamperLad = 1
Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
I regret to inform you of a revolution, the new ruling Junta decrees the nullification of all previous PTTT in favor of the new notation P(T)^3. PTTT counts will be exchanged for P(T)^3 at the rate of 1000 PTTT = 1 P(T)^3.
My head hurts.
PTTT (or whatever) = 4
Looks like Tamper's been smokin' a blunt filled with
calculus!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
The best part about this for me is that if one of you post-hookers your way into 100, 200 or even 500 posts, I'll still have thousands more posts than you.
Nyahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.
No, seriously, nyahahaha
It is only a matter of time before I take your place as top poster of the board.
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In the future, there will no longer be prostitution. There will only be post-hooking.
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I am sure there will be prostitution in the future (provided that there are people). The question is whether it will be legal or illegal.
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Hmmm.. . Right now I am the only double digit poster. Can I maintain this rigorous posting frenzy????
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Who, me? Bitter about being a n00b all over again? Nah. Not even.
PTTT: 1 stinkin'post
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Who, me? Bitter about being a n00b all over again? Nah. Not even.
PTTT: 1 stinkin'post
A little Febreze <span style="font-size: 8px;">tm</span> will help with any post that is stinking.
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Fabreze, huh? I shall consider that, Quis. Thank you. Any thoughts on potpourri?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I am sure there will be prostitution in the future (provided that there are people). The question is whether it will be legal or illegal.
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Ah, but there won't be people. I have no doubt that our post-human descendants will engage in post-sexual activities for post-currency, however.
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"post-sexual"? Sounds kinky!
Or would that be
post-kinky?
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Hmmm, I thought post-sexual activities included things like getting dressed and going home.
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And here I was thinking lampposts.
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I'm far too young and innocent to understand what you're all talking about!
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And I have a bridge for sale.
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Okay, so I'm not so young any more.
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I'd have believed you were young, but not innocent. You are a librarian after all.
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I think that is going to be my new sig line.
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Nope. Nothing to add to that exchange.
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Congratulations on being a top 50 poster, Stealth! Your postiness is almost legendary!
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Be sure to post your congratulations in
Stealth\'s own thread , Ram Boy.
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No alliterations here either, RB!
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Was Ram Boy being intentionally alliterative?
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My bad. "Accidentally" mistaking the top 5 posters thread for Stealth's top 50 posters thread and inadvertently upping my post count in the process.
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so whats been happening on this thread since last night?
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"Accidents" will happen.
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The above was in response to Ram Boy's post, btw.
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Thanks, HWW. It makes sense now.
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And you usually hit the mark.
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It comes from self-control--oh, we're talking about something else.
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*Ahem* (Tries to change subject).
The oboe is interesting, don't you think?
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Congratulations, Rockhopper Lad! You've just said the secret word of the day - Oboe !
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Tomorrow's secret word is.....(hubbub), shhhhh
I'm more of a string player, myself.
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Congratulations, Rockhopper Lad! You've just said the secret word of the day - [b]Oboe !
[/b]
Does that mean that a duck comes down and gives him $50?
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Nope. He owes us 50 bucks. He's the one who used the secret word after all.
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Oh, good. That will pay for Stealth's membership fee in the Top 50 Posters Club.
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Yes, and the fee can be used to cover the cost for the "Fifty and Fabulous" T-shirt and key chain she was presented with to mark the occasion.
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And all
I got was this stupid t-shirt.
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No keychain for the fat guy...
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...guess I'll just have to settle for momentarily being ranked ahead of Ram Boy!
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< I'm with STUPID
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* changes into a new T-shirt.*
What I meant was - ^ I'm with Stupid
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Bah! Done in by my own witty T-shirts!
Is that Ram Boy's super power? He can change into a T-shirt?
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RAM! I have RAM powers! R-A-M = Ram. I RAM things. All types of things. People, buildings, umm...appliances! Anything a ram rams I ram but better!
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(I also have pretty good balance on steep, craggy terrains)
Do you ram major appliances (like, say, dishwashers and refrigerators) or just small appliances (blenders, toaster ovens, etc.). Of course, I suppose you could always ram either kind.
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Did you play for the NFL Rams?
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Do you drive a Dodge Ram?
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Were you a contributor to Paul McCartney's Ram album?
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Are you related to the RAM in my computer?
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Are you in any way related to Rom: Spaceknight? Maybe his brother: Ram: Spaceknight?
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Do you celebrate Ramadon?
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And finally...did you put the ram in the ramma-lamma-ding-dong?
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You really want that No. 23 postion, don't you, Lardy?
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By the way, isn't it time somebody updated the Top 5 list on this thread?
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Math skills are involved so I'll have to pass.
PTTT: 12 + 1 = 15
Top Five Posters to This Thread:
1. Lard Lad--19
2. Quislet, Esq.--18
3. He Who Wanders--14
4. Ram Boy--13
5. Rockhopper Lad--11
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Bwah-ha! I'm now neck and neck with He Who Wanders and spreading the gap between me and Rocky!
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I'm hot on your heels (hooves?) RB!
Now, about ramming appliances...
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*Sigh* Dominance on the list is so fleeting.
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By the way, isn't it ironic that our topic starter (and list tallier) is nowhere to be found in the Top 5?
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EDE's too cool to compete for the title! He started this thread to build up our egos just before he tears them down!!!!
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
You really want that No. 23 postion, don't you, Lardy?
I'm
always up for trying new positions, HWW!
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Careful, or you might wind up at 69.
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Hm. One more post and I'll be ahead of Quis.
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Hm. One more post and I'll be ahead of Quis.
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
And there it is!
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There it
is?
...or there it
Quis?
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I know, I know...that one made
me groan, too!
But a post-whore's gotta do whatta post-whore's gotta do!
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I think that was more of an eyeroll than a groan.
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We need a 'groan' smiley!
Unless we already do, that is.
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So, has there been a posting of the standings lately?
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He Who Wanders, your lead is now gone.
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From here on in I, Ram Boy, vow not to double post so that I can become the top poster in this thread with some integrity.
PTTT: 15 and lots of integrity
Starting.....now.
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I commend Ram Roy for his non-double post vow!
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Thank you, Quis. Though it's been very difficult, I've managed to live up to my pledge. I only hope that I, Ram Boy, can inspire others with my brave and courageous stand against double-postery.
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I can imagine how difficukt it must be for you Ram Boy.
Do know that you are being a role model now.
You have also inspired this post.
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Wow two more posts after this one and I'll pass Lard Lad for the Top Poster of this thread spot.
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I don't think I was cue you for anything. You can use my post as an opportunity to make a post of your own.
Now a cue would be something like "What do you think Ram Boy?" Don't you think that that would be more cue-like?
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Top Five Posters to This Thread:
1. Quislet, Esq.--25
2. Lard Lad--24
3. Ram Boy--18
4. He Who Wanders--14
5. Rockhopper Lad--13
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Top Five Posters to This Thread:
1. Quislet, Esq.--25
2. Lard Lad--24
3. Ram Boy--18
4. He Who Wanders--14
5. Rockhopper Lad--13
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Do be careful in tallying others' numbers, Quis. My correct total, above, was 19.
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And that means the current tally is:
1. Quislet, Esq. -- 25
2. Lard Lad-- 24
3. He Who Wanders-- 21
4. Ram Boy -- 18
5. Rockhopper Lad -- 13
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Hmmm, looks like the new hot trend towards single posting is taking longer to catch on than expected. Not to worry. Who was it who said, "Lead and others shall follow"?
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You did. Just now.
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I think he meant, who said it originally?
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Was it MLLASH? He often says quotable stuff.
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I have no idea who said it, but I'll post my ignorance any way for the sake of post-padding.
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And NOW I'm back in the lead!
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So:
Quis!
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It's a mad, mad, mad, mad thread, Lard Lad.
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(That's way, way, way, way more than Lad Boy)
Even I'm ahead of Lad Boy.
And why does that sound vaguely unwholesome?
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Rocky, it's not just you. Whenever I think of Lad Boy, I immediately think unwholesome thoughts. Wait, that didn't sound right...I think unwholesome thoughts whenever I think of Lad Boy...no...Lad Boy and unwholesome thoughts are always on my mind...awww, just skip it.
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Awright, awright...we GET it, already: Lad Boy is unwholesome!!!
We understand that Organic Boy is obviously the way to go!
Hippies!!!
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Lad Boy in and of himself is not unwholesome. He just inspires a certain amount of unwholesomeness.
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Man, this thread certainly has become unwholesome.
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]Top Five Posters to This Thread:
1. Quislet, Esq.--25
2. Lard Lad--24
3. Ram Boy--18
4. He Who Wanders--14
5. Rockhopper Lad--13
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PTTT: 20 [/b]My most sincere apologies He Who Wanders.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Even I'm ahead of Lad Boy.
And why does that sound vaguely unwholesome?
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Having Lad Boy behind you is not a bad position.
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And there I go adding to the unwholesomeness of the thread.
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What is the opposite of "wholesome"? "Partall"????
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all solid could be the opposite of hole some.
PITT ?? Who knows?
Am i still in the bottom 5 of this list?
If you have to ask, you don't want to know.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[My most sincere apologies He Who Wanders.
Apology accepted.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
What is the opposite of "wholesome"?
That would be "Lard Lad"!
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b] [My most sincere apologies He Who Wanders.
[/b]Is this the part where you give Quis the Force Choke of Death...
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]What is the opposite of "wholesome"?
PTTT: 29[/b]Does this mean that Lard Lad
is Lad Boy?
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I've been pondering...
If Quislet, Esq. and He Who Wanders got married and had a baby it would be Quanders Who, Esq.
Rockhopper Lad, I'll commence a ponderin' the Lard Lad/Lad Boy equation right now.
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Lard Lad + Lad Boy = Lard Lad Boy
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
I've been pondering...
If Quislet, Esq. and He Who Wanders got married and had a baby it would be Quanders Who, Esq.
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If we had a baby, it would be a miracle.
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You've got too much time on your hands, Ram Boy.
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So, our latest Top 5 Rankings:
1. Lard Lad -- 31 (tie)
1. Quislet, Esq. -- 31 (tie)
3. He Who Wanders -- 27
4. Ram Boy -- 22
5. Rockhopper Lad -- 17
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
If we had a baby, it would be a miracle.
Maybe HWW would have the baby.
I suppose the next would be:
Rockhopper Lad + Ram Boy = Down Pillow and Wool Comforter
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Stop all this "Isle of Dr. Moreau" crazy talk, guys--you'll give a Lad NIGHTMARES!!!!
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And by the way, you also-rans will catch a break this three-day weekend as I'll be out of town and won't have access to the interwebs!
Enjoy this reprieve...while it lasts!!!
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I'll be down in Florida from the 25th to the 29th. Howevr, I think my friends (whom I am staying with) have internet access so I'll be able to pop in for a bit.
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My only travel plans for this summer involve meeting a bunch of friends, none of whom I have ever met in person before, somewhere in California!
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
[QUOTE]Maybe HWW would have the baby.
I'd be glad to have the baby, so long as it doesn't involve labor or that messy process that actually creates babies.
In other words, let's adopt.
I nominate Rocky for babysitter.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
My only travel plans for this summer involve meeting a bunch of friends, none of whom I have ever met in person before, somewhere in California!
PTTT: 19 You are in for a treat.
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Treat? As in Rocky won't have to pay for anything? Or treat as in waiting for him at the airport and then presenting him with a DQ Dilly Bar?
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Well, I am actually flying there using a frequent flyer ticket (10 years of flying to see the folks in Florida paid off!), so I didn't have to pay for the flight.
I'll take the DQ Dilly Bar, though.
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*hands Rockhopper Lad a tasty and sensible DQ Dilly Bar*
Are you heading to CA for a comic convention then?
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A whole bunch of Legion Worlders are meeting up at ComicCon in San Diego to celebrate the Legion's 50th anniversary.
The latest page of the thread about the meet-up is
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It's not too late for you to join the fun, Ram Boy
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This will be my first ComicCon and my first trip to San Diego. It will be only my second visit to California and the first con I'll have attended since 1996. The last was Gaylaxicon in Burlington, Massachusetts, the summer before I left Boston.
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San Diego sounds like fun. My other half was born there but he's never expressed an interest in going back. We tend to vacation in cooler climates. We're both big fans of a cute little country up north called Canada.
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Cooler climates are certainly appreciated. We've had a pleasant spring in Houston (an oddity), but now we're into the hot-and-humid-every-day-till-October season.
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
San Diego sounds like fun. My other half was born there but he's never expressed an interest in going back.
Perhaps your other half listened to LL Cool J:
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
Hmmm. I don't think soPTTT: 29
As for me, I've been to California only once and that was (gasp!) 23 years ago. It was a family trip; we visited Los Angeles, Long Beach, San Francisco, etc. My standout memory is being on Long Beach during the Fourth of July and watching a tremendous fireworks display over the ocean.
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My previous visit was an American Library Association Conference in San Francisco in 2001.
It was lovely, but, it being a business trip, I only had so much time for touristy things.
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What a shame to be in California and not have time to do touristy things.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
This will be my first ComicCon and my first trip to San Diego. It will be only my second visit to California and the first con I'll have attended since 1996. The last was Gaylaxicon in Burlington, Massachusetts, the summer before I left Boston.
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Oh a virgin! San Diego Con goer that is.
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For Rocky:
Like a virgin
Con-going for the very first time
Like a virgin
Got San Diego on my mind
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HWW, I don't think a guy has ever sung for me before. I may swoon!
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
For Rocky:
Like a virgin
Con-going for the very first time
Like a virgin
Got San Diego on my mind
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
HWW, I don't think a guy has ever sung for me before. I may swoon!
And I may BARF!
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So I'm back, guys and ready to resume my place as rightful Top Dawg of this thread! I must say, I was expecting to be further behind than just a couple post after being absent several days.
Oh well...you had yer chance!
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
HWW, I don't think a guy has ever sung for me before. I may swoon!
PTTT: 25 Make sure there is a convenient sopha nearby. There are a few still in the Victorian Flirting Thread.
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
So I'm back, guys and ready to resume my place as rightful Top Dawg of this thread! I must say, I was expecting to be further behind than just a couple post after being absent several days.
Oh well...you had yer chance!
PTTT: 36 And I was expecting more than one more post than me.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
HWW, I don't think a guy has ever sung for me before. I may swoon!
PTTT: 25 Gee, if I could only have that effect on chicks.
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
So I'm back, guys and ready to resume my place as rightful Top Dawg of this thread! I must say, I was expecting to be further behind than just a couple post after being absent several days.
Oh well...you had yer chance!
PTTT: 36What can I say, Lardy--it's just not as much fun without you.
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Actually, if I've learned anything through this thread, it's that being Top Dawg isn't that important to me.
I guess it's because my favorite Star Trek character was Scotty--you know, third in command of the Enterprise. The guy who took over when Kirk and Spock were both elsewhere.
So, if both you and Quis take an extended absence, look out!
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In other words, I may just start posting with a Scottish accent, Laddie!
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Actually, if I've learned anything through this thread, it's that being Top Dawg isn't that important to me.
I guess it's because my favorite Star Trek character was Scotty--you know, third in command of the Enterprise. The guy who took over when Kirk and Spock were both elsewhere.
So, if both you and Quis take an extended absence, look out!
PTTT: 35 So which of us is Mr. Spock and which is Captain Kirk?
Just don't make me Lt. Kyle.
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I suppose I so make a few more posts so Lard Lad has to work for the top spot.
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Plus, I'll be the first poster to break the 40 post mark.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Just don't make me Lt. Kyle.
Why not? He had the coolest British accent.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[QUOTE]So which of us is Mr. Spock and which is Captain Kirk?
Well, you're in the lead, so that makes you the guy in the command chair!
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By this line of reasoning, Ram Boy and I would be Sulu and Uhura. I'm not sure who gets to be which one, but I'm gonna have to shave my legs if I have to wear that mini-dress.
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This makes our current rankings:
1. Quislet, Esq - 40
2. He Who Wanders - 39
3. Lard Lad - 36
4. Rockhopper Lad - 26
5. Ram Boy - 24
So, I guess I get to be Spock for awhile.
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b] [QUOTE]So which of us is Mr. Spock and which is Captain Kirk?
PTTT: 38 [/b]But....What...If.... My Shirt doesn't....Get ripped?
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You're Kirk: Your shirt always gets ripped.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
By this line of reasoning, Ram Boy and I would be Sulu and Uhura. I'm not sure who gets to be which one, but I'm gonna have to shave my legs if I have to wear that mini-dress.
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Anybody want to volunteer for Chekov of McCoy?
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Okay, I'll be Kirk for awhile. I don't care if my shirt gets ripped, so long as I get some babes and get to phaser me some Klingons!
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And that updates the current rankings:
1. He Who Wanders -- 43
2. Quislet, Esq -- 41
3. Lard Lad -- 36
4. Rockhopper Lad -- 26
5. Ram Boy -- 24
PTTT: 43
So I'm Scotty as of this post?
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Maybe in rank, but in terms of character dominace, wouldn't McCoy be third?
PTTT: 38
Didn't those Big Three hog all the storylines and the movies?
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"I'm a message board poster, not a Trekkie?"
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Oh, I suppose my physique is more reminiscent of James Doohan's from those last few fims.
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But Kirk got all the women...
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...and Shatner's paunch got hid underneath a girdle (along with that toupee hiding another problem)...
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...so therefore, I refuse to settle for being no less than the Captain of this starship!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Maybe in rank, but in terms of character dominace, wouldn't McCoy be third?
PTTT: 38
Yes, but you wouldn't put a doctor in command of a starship.
PTTT: 44
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
"I'm a message board poster, not a Trekkie?"
PTTT: 40
Congratulations, Captain--now you're both.
PTTT: 45
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
...so therefore, I refuse to settle for being no less than the Captain of this starship!
PTTT: 44
Would you settle for co-captain?
PTTT: 46
No? I didn't think so.
PTTT: 47
I object! By my count I'm at 26 posts while He Who Wanders put me done for 24 during his last post tally. I call for an immediate halt to all posting until this matter can be presented to the committee that oversees post count disputes in this thread!
PTTT: 26 or 25 (if you use HWW's sneaky math)
Silly, silly HWW...
PTTT: 46
...I'll never settle for second-best!
PTTT: 47
So take your seat back at the science station, "Spock"...
PTTT: 48
...and give Sarek and Amanda my best!
PTTT: 49
Live long and prosper!
PTTT: 50
Peace and long life!
PTTT: 51
(Man--I guess I am a Trekkie!)
PTTT: 52
PTTT: 53
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
I object! By my count I'm at 26 posts while He Who Wanders put me done for 24 during his last post tally. I call for an immediate halt to all posting until this matter can be presented to the committee that oversees post count disputes in this thread!
PTTT: 26 or 25 (if you use HWW's sneaky math)
So does this mean you want to be Uhura? I'm fine with that. You'll probably look better in the mini-dress anyway.
PTTT: 27
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
I object! By my count I'm at 26 posts while He Who Wanders put me done for 24 during his last post tally. I call for an immediate halt to all posting until this matter can be presented to the committee that oversees post count disputes in this thread!
PTTT: 26 or 25 (if you use HWW's sneaky math)
My apologies, Ram Boy.
PTTT: 48
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
So take your seat back at the science station, "Spock"...
PTTT: 48
Spock is cool. He became a sex symbol without even trying.
PTTT: 49
In other words, I grok Spock!
PTTT: 50
And don't forget . . .
PTTT: 52
. . . Spock became a captain, too.
PTTT: 53
He also outlived Kirk.
PTTT: 54
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
. . . Spock became a captain, too.
Yeah, everybody remembers
that!
But to reward your diligence, I will allow you to end the night as co-Captain!
PTTT: 54
NOT!
PTTT: 55
PTTT: 56
Scotty and Sulu both achieved the rank of Captain eventually, as well. Not Uhura, though. There was one episode where she, a lieutenant, was on the bridge and Kirk told Chekov, an ensign, to take over. Uhura didn't get the bridge till the animated series. Still, she was a woman--a black woman at that--portrayed in a professional role at a time when that was practically unheard of on American television.
This Feminist Minute was brought to you by Rockhopper Lad.
PTTT: 28
Well Lard Lad really got into posting.
PTTT: 42
I'm tempted to let him keep the captain's chair. :rolleyes:
PTTT: 56
(But only the chair.
)
PTTT: 57
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Scotty and Sulu both achieved the rank of Captain eventually, as well. Not Uhura, though. There was one episode where she, a lieutenant, was on the bridge and Kirk told Chekov, an ensign, to take over. Uhura didn't get the bridge till the animated series. Still, she was a woman--a black woman at that--portrayed in a professional role at a time when that was practically unheard of on American television.
This Feminist Minute was brought to you by Rockhopper Lad.
PTTT: 28
If it's any consolation, Chekov never achieved captain either (though he fantasized about being an admiral).
PTTT: 58
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Well Lard Lad really got into posting.
Yeah, this thread really brought back the post whore within, long presumed dead!
PTTT: 57
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
I'm tempted to let him keep the captain's chair. :rolleyes:
Get me a La-Z-Boy instead!
PTTT: 58
But La-Z-Boys don't have all those cool buttons on the armrests! You know, the buttons that enable you to address the entire ship: "This is the Captain! We are about to enter Klingon space! All female personnel must strip immediately!"
(Which has nothing to do with entering Klingon space, but, hey, you're the captain!)
PTTT: 59
Actually, Kirk was never shown to have "entered Klingon space"...if you get my drift.
PTTT: 59
But that doesn't mean he didn't!
PTTT: 60
PTTT: 61
You look like the cat that got the canary, Lard Lad
PTTT:43
I bet Lard Lad thinks he has an insurmountable lead.
PTTT: 44
When I was in Florida, we went to the beach one day. ("just one day" you ask shocked). IT was very windy and there were phenomenal waves. I had the most fun I've had in a long time jumping around in them.
I did get sunburned a bit that day, buy it was worth it.
PTTT: 45
Another thing I did while in Florida was go on a turtle walk. It was at night to see a sea turtle laying her eggs.
You arrive at the nature center at 9pm. They have someone already on the beach looking for a turtle. It is possible that they don't find a turtle. If that happens, they show a video and you get to look at the turtles they have.
We were actually starting to watch the video when they got word of a turtle. We all got into our cars and drove to the spot. The turtle had started to build a nest and had gotten spooked (not by us though) and was heading back to the ocean when we got there.
Even though we didn't see her laying eggs, it was cool to see her. Even cooler (to me) was the unlit beach and how dark it was looking out at the ocean.
PTTT: 46
My flight down had a connection in DC. On both of those flights, I had no one else sitting near me. The flight back was completely full.
Oh and on the flight from Boston to DC, I sat in the row with the exit window. I was ready to assist in the event of a crash.
PTTT: 47
Touring the rich streets of West Palm Beach was interesting. To see an actual delivery entrance.
PTTT: 48
Oh! And Cody, one of the guides on the Turtle Walk, was a real cutie.
PTTT: 49
How many more posts to top Lard Lad? 12?
How many just to be Spock?
PTTT: 50
Of course, I'm not relying on greamlins to pad my post count.
PTTT: 51
More people should play
Six Degrees of Duela Dent PTTT: 52
Or write a
Limerick PTTT: 53
or chuckle to an old thread like
this one PTTT: 54
Lard Lad made a post in another thread, I expect him to post here soon.
PTTT: 55
I wonder if I can have a whole page of just my posts.
PTTT 56
I suppose that will make me a post you know what
PTTT: 57
I'll post soon? Really?
PTTT: 62
I guess I won't get a whole page to myself.
Darn you, Lard Lad!!! Darn you to Heck!!!!!
PTTT: 58
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I guess not.
Darn you, Lard Lad!!! Darn you to Heck!!!!!
Tssk! Potty mouth!
PTTT: 63
Captain Lard Lad, I am picking up some interesting readings on my tricorder.
PTTT: 59
And, long as Quis is recommending threads, make sure you visit the red-hot
Lardy\'s Roundtable PTTT: 64
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]I guess not.
Darn you, Lard Lad!!! Darn you to Heck!!!!!
PTTT: 63 [/b]I know. And this is a family web site.
PTTT: 60
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Of course, I'm not relying on greamlins to pad my post count.
I'd NEVER do that!
PTTT: 65
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
And, long as Quis is recommending threads, make sure you visit the red-hot Lardy\'s Roundtable
PTTT: 64 Are you trying to say that I am recommending that thread?
PTTT: 61
PTTT: 66
Quoting Lard Lad won't let my post count past his.
PTTT: 62
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] And, long as Quis is recommending threads, make sure you visit the red-hot
Lardy\'s Roundtable PTTT: 64
[/b]Wouldn't you?
PTTT: 67
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Quoting Lard Lad won't let my post count past his.
PTTT: 62
Quis!
PTTT: 68
(first to 69! Oh, YEAH!
)
PTTT: 70
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]Quoting Lard Lad won't let my post count past his.
PTTT: 62
PTTT: 68 [/b]And what is shocking about that post?
PTTT: 63
Only you and I will ever know!
PTTT: 71
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] And, long as Quis is recommending threads, make sure you visit the red-hot
Lardy\'s Roundtable PTTT: 64
Are you trying to say that I am recommending that thread?
[/b]
PTTT: 67 [/b]I might... for a fee
PTTT: 64
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Only you and I will ever know!
PTTT: 71
Beware my moderator powers!!!!
PTTT: 65
No worries! I was on deck ready to step in and bat clean up if needed.
PTTT: 1 (Gotta start somewhere I guess.)
I still think that posting on greamlins only should not count towards post count. Which would put my post count way ahead of yours.
PTTT: 66
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Only you and I will ever know!
PTTT: 71
Not true, grasshopper!
PTTT: 2
Notice how carefully I tyoed my last post.
PTTT: 67
Welcome to the thread, Vee. You have a lot of posting to do to catch up.
PTTT: 68
(Wonder if they would even notice if I just slipped in a....PTTT: 57?)
PTTT: 3
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<strong> And, long as Quis is recommending threads, make sure you visit the red-hot
Lardy\'s Roundtable PTTT: 64
Are you trying to say that I am recommending that thread?
[/b]
PTTT: 67 [/b]I might... for a fee
PTTT: 64</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey, you should be bribing ME to forget about what you had to self-moderate!
PTTT: 72
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Notice how carefully I tyoed my last post.
PTTT: 67 But not this one.
PTTT: 69
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Notice how carefully I tyoed my last post.
PTTT: 67 Just that one I guess!
Typing a typo of "typo" must COUNT for something!
PTTT:4
Vee, I was thinking about you when I was in FLA. Too bad Boynton Beach wasn't closer to you.
PTTT: 70
Are you actually Cobie in disguise, Quis?
PTTT: 73
Quis, were you hanging out with Cobie in Boynton? We all know his typos are contagious.
PTTT:5
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Hey, you should be bribing ME to forget about what you had to self-moderate!
PTTT: 72 How many doughnuts will it take?
PTTT: 71
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Vee, I was thinking about you when I was in FLA. Too bad Boynton Beach wasn't closer to you.
PTTT: 70
Yeah, would love to have been able to get together.
PTTT: 6
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Are you actually Cobie in disguise, Quis?
PTTT: 73 No, I'm one of Nightcrawler's Alts
PTTT: 72
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
btw, HI VEE!
PTTT: 74
Hiya Lardy!
PTTT: 7
Originally posted by Vee:
Quis, were you hanging out with Cobie in Boynton? We all know his typos are contagious.
PTTT:5
No, but I will see him in San Diego. Any chance of seeing you there?
PTTT: 73
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Are you actually Cobie in disguise, Quis?
PTTT: 73
PTTT: 72[/b]Proves nothing....we all are!
PTTT: 8
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Hey, you should be bribing ME to forget about what you had to self-moderate!
PTTT: 72
PTTT: 71[/b]
You DARE stereotype me! I'll tell the world, dammit!!!
PTTT: 75
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Vee:
[b] Quis, were you hanging out with Cobie in Boynton? We all know his typos are contagious.
PTTT:5
PTTT: 73[/b]Not very likely at this point, I'm afraid
PTTT: 9
Originally posted by Vee:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]Vee, I was thinking about you when I was in FLA. Too bad Boynton Beach wasn't closer to you.
PTTT: 70
PTTT: 6 [/b]My friends Laura & Liz did take me to a gay restaurant in ... hmm.. was it in West Palm Beach or Ft. Lauderdale??? Anyways, it was called Rosies.
PTTT: 74
Originally posted by Vee:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] btw, HI VEE!
PTTT: 74
PTTT: 7[/b]Hope you've fully recovered from that illness you had during the holidays. We haven't seen you around nearly enough!
PTTT: 76
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Hey, you should be bribing ME to forget about what you had to self-moderate!
PTTT: 72
How many doughnuts will it take?
PTTT: 71[/b]
You DARE sterotype me! I'll tell the world, dammit!!!
PTTT: 75 [/b]So, do you want the doughnuts or not?
PTTT: 75
I think Rosie's might be in Wilton Manor in Lauderdale but I could wrong. Glad you had fun though
PTTT: 10
And, btw, Quis...it'll take about a month's supply to keep me quiet.
PTTT: 77
Hey, I caught up with you Lard Lad
PTTT: 76
Pretty sad that you need to do this to stroke that ego of yours, Quis.
PTTT: 79
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Vee:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] btw, HI VEE!
PTTT: 74
Hiya Lardy!
PTTT: 7[/b]
PTTT: 76[/b]Thanks Lardy. Wish I could say I was but I think I've gotten about as well as I'm likely to so now it's just a matter of getting use to my new reality.
Can't change it and does no good to get mad about it.
PTTT: 11
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Pretty sad that you need to do this to stroke that ego of yours, Quis.
PTTT: 79(says from his high horse)
PTTT: 80
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
And, btw, Quis...it'll take about a month's supply to keep me quiet.
PTTT: 77 How about a Twinkee <span style="font-size: 7px;">tm</span>? That Golden Sponge cake! That creamy filling!
PTTT: 77
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] And, btw, Quis...it'll take about a month's supply to keep me quiet.
PTTT: 77
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
PTTT: 12
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] And, btw, Quis...it'll take about a month's supply to keep me quiet.
PTTT: 77
DON'T...TAUNT...ME!!!
pttt: 81
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Pretty sad that you need to do this to stroke that ego of yours, Quis.
PTTT: 79 You don't want to know what I'm stro....er... never mind
PTTT: 78
Maybe I can distract Lard Lad with these Hostess <span style="font-size: 7px;">tm</span> Fruit Pies???
PTTT: 79
Anyhow, Quis, month's supply of Krispy Kreme's (about a dozen every other day)--I'll accept no substitutes!!!
PTTT: 82
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Pretty sad that you need to do this to stroke that ego of yours, Quis.
PTTT: 79
PTTT: 78[/b]Man--there's just no stoppin' you today! Will the atrocities ever end?
PTTT: 83
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Anyhow, Quis, month's supply of Krispy Kreme's (about a dozen every other day)--I'll accept no substitutes!!!
PTTT: 82
Sorry, I'm in Dunkin' Donuts country. Krispy Kremes didn't work out here.
PTTT: 80
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Maybe I can distract Lard Lad with these Hostess <span style="font-size: 7px;">tm</span> Fruit Pies???
PTTT: 79
must...resist...
PTTT: 84
So Lard Lad, do you think He Who Wanders will ever catch up?
PTTT: 81
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Anyhow, Quis, month's supply of Krispy Kreme's (about a dozen every other day)--I'll accept no substitutes!!!
PTTT: 82
PTTT: 80[/b]<shakes off Hostess Fruit Pie distraction>
Sorry...now I'm gonna TELL!!!!
PTTT: 85
It looks like Vee, ran out to get a Twinkee.
PTTT: 82
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Pretty sad that you need to do this to stroke that ego of yours, Quis.
PTTT: 79
You don't want to know what I'm stro....er... never mind
PTTT: 78[/b]
PTTT: 83[/b]Probably feeling really relaxed and laid backed from his trip to Boytown....ermm..Boynton.
PTTT:13
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
So Lard Lad, do you think He Who Wanders will ever catch up?
PTTT: 81
Maybe if you or I croak or something!
PTTT: 86
Vee, I'm sorry life's been rough for ya lately.
PTTT: 87
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
It looks like Vee, ran out to get a Twinkee.
PTTT: 822 or 3 twinkees sound about right
PTTT: 14
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b] Anyhow, Quis, month's supply of Krispy Kreme's (about a dozen every other day)--I'll accept no substitutes!!!
PTTT: 82
Sorry, I'm in Dunkin' Donuts country. Krispy Kremes didn't work out here.
PTTT: 80[/b]
Sorry...now I'm gonna TELL!!!!
PTTT: 85 [/b]*whistles* Here Lardy, Lardy, Lardy! Get the Hostess <span style="font-size: 7px;">tm</span> Cupcake! Go get it Boy! *throws cupcake*
PTTT: 83
Gotta break off gents--It's been real!
Here's your opportunity to pass me by, Quis.
PTTT: 88
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]So Lard Lad, do you think He Who Wanders will ever catch up?
PTTT: 81
PTTT: 86 [/b]RIBBIT???
PTTT: 84
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Gotta break off gents--It's been real!
Here's your opportunity to pass me by, Quis.
PTTT: 88
But I'll surpass you while you sleep!
PTTT: 89
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Gotta break off gents--It's been real!
Here's your opportunity to pass me by, Quis.
PTTT: 88
Have a good night Lard Lad.
PTTT: 85
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Vee, I'm sorry life's been rough for ya lately.
PTTT: 87Thanks Lardy.
Not as rough as many others have to contend with though.
PTTT: 15
And, yes, I have to stop so I can enjot those wonderful HOSTESS FRUIT PIES!!!!
PTTT: 90
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]Gotta break off gents--It's been real!
Here's your opportunity to pass me by, Quis.
PTTT: 88
PTTT: 89 [/b]Or I might just stop posting to this thread for today.
PTTT: 86
PTTT: 91
btw, who are the top 5 posters in this thread?
PTTT: 16
Originally posted by Vee:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]Vee, I'm sorry life's been rough for ya lately.
PTTT: 87
PTTT: 15 [/b]Still, Don't scare us like that again, Vee
PTTT: 87
Originally posted by Vee:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]Vee, I'm sorry life's been rough for ya lately.
PTTT: 87
PTTT: 15[/b]You're a great guy, Vee! You too, Quis!
Later!
PTTT: 92
If I have to go back and find out for myself I just may have to count up all the graemlin only posts along the way too
PTTT: 17
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Vee:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]Vee, I'm sorry life's been rough for ya lately.
PTTT: 87
Thanks Lardy.
Not as rough as many others have to contend with though.
PTTT: 15 [/b]
PTTT: 87[/b]kk, at least I hope not for a long while
PTTT: 18
Originally posted by Vee:
btw, who are the top 5 posters in this thread?
PTTT: 16
A good question.
I know Lard Lad and I currently hold the number 1 and 2 spots. I think He Who Wanders is number 3. Rockhopper Lad is either 4 or 5. I don't know who the other poster is off the top of my head.
Prisoner reference:
Speaker A: You are number 6.
Speaker B:I am not a number. I'm a free man!
Speaker A:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
PTTT: 88
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Vee:
[b]
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]Vee, I'm sorry life's been rough for ya lately.
PTTT: 87
Thanks Lardy.
Not as rough as many others have to contend with though.
PTTT: 15[/b]
Later!
PTTT: 92[/b]cya later!
PTTT 19
Yep!
PTTT 20
Current standings (I think)
1. Lard Lad - 92
2. Quislet, Esq - 90
3. He Who Wanders - 59
4. Rockhopper Lad - 28
5. Ram Boy - 27
PTTT: 90
Shhhhhh! I'm huntin' wabbits!
PTTT 21
Vee, not too many posts to dethrone Ram Boy
PTTT: 91
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Current standings (I think)
1. Lard Lad - 92
2. Quislet, Esq - 90
3. He Who Wanders - 59
4. Rockhopper Lad - 28
5. Ram Boy - 27
PTTT: 90
Hey, I'm pretty close to breaking into the top 5!
PTTT 22
Originally posted by Vee:
Shhhhhh! I'm huntin' wabbits!
PTTT 21
Wabbits or Wams????
PTTT: 92
And all in just under an hour!!
PTTT 23
Huntin' wabbits can wait a wee bit!
PTTT 24
Especially when the task at hand is re-establishing one's reputation as one of the pre eminient post whore on Legion World...
PTTT 25
Of course, I am sorta semi retired.
PTTT 26
But this old fogey can still "rise" to the occasion when the need is great!
PTTT 27
Ta da! And so another pretender is dethroned!
PTTT 28
Originally posted by Vee:
And all in just under an hour!!
PTTT 23
It helps to have someone to play off of.
PTTT: 93
Oh for sure! It's always more fun to play with someone else than to play alone!
PTTT 29
Hey Lard Lad, who's the sexy ripped shirt captain now?
I know! I know! Soon, I'll just be Mr. Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
PTTT: 94
And another fades in the dust storm created by my prestigious postings...
PTTT 30
Vee, are you bucking for the captain's chair?
PTTT: 95
You know, Lard Lad did get to post 69 first. I should break the 100 post mark.
PTTT: 96
No, just the captain's seat
PTTT 31
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
You know, Lard Lad did get to post 69 first. I should break the 100 post mark.
PTTT: 96
Well, have at it my friend!
PTTT 32
Originally posted by Vee:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]You know, Lard Lad did get to post 69 first. I should break the 100 post mark.
PTTT: 96
PTTT 32[/b]Especially since 96 isn't quite as cool as 69
PTTT 33
Originally posted by Vee:
No, just the captain's seat
PTTT 31 Oh My! I may be getting the vapors!
PTTT: 97
If only there was a kindly gentleman to catch me! Or at least a convenient sopha to faint upon.
PTTT: 98
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Vee:
[b] No, just the captain's seat
PTTT 31
PTTT: 97[/b]I think I may have a remedy for that
PTTT 34
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
If only there was a kindly gentleman to catch me! Or at least a convenient sopha to faint upon.
PTTT: 98
No sopha in sight but there is this lovely loveseat upon which you might recline
PTTT 35
I think I am channelling
this thread PTTT: 99
There's also that "chaste" lounge but I really think you would find the loveseat much more to your liking!
PTTT 36
Originally posted by Vee:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]If only there was a kindly gentleman to catch me! Or at least a convenient sopha to faint upon.
PTTT: 98
PTTT 35 [/b]I am becoming a bit overcomed.
Mr. Vee, could I impose upon you to help me to my bed?
PTTT: 100
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I think I am channelling this thread
PTTT: 99One of the finer flings of flirtatiousness to be found in the vicinity.
PTTT 37
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Originally posted by Vee:
[b]
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]If only there was a kindly gentleman to catch me! Or at least a convenient sopha to faint upon.
PTTT: 98
No sopha in sight but there is this lovely loveseat upon which you might recline
PTTT 35 [/b]
Mr. Vee, could I impose upon you to help me to my bed?
PTTT: 100[/b]It is never an imposition to request hand from a friend
PTTT 38
I seem to have left Vee speechless.
PTTT: 101
Ah, he fixed his probelm.
PTTT: 102
And 'grats to the new Captain!
Here's to Captain Quis!
PTTT 39
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Ah, he fixed his probelm.
PTTT: 102
Yes, that and my problem also
Are you sure you weren't hanging around with Cobie?
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Well, I'm sorry to say that I must be off. But it has been a blast to say the least!
to you Quis!
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Before I go, I really should mention that you seem to have gotten a very nice tan while gracing the South Florida coast!
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Captain Quis.
1) Your crew has been taken over by alien flowers that make them happy. Your course of action:
a: Fire Photon Torpedos. Full Spread
b: Contact Star Base 12 and tell then it has happened again
c: Rip shirt and overturn some furniture to look like you have been fighting.
d: Is this a metaphor for the drug counter culture?
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or...
e: start a mutiny and restore the former Captain!
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because he was so much sexier, y'know?
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And what's so wrong with alien flowers that make the crew happy, anyway?
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Are they making them too happy to run the ship?
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And just what the hell was firing a torpedo spread supposed to accomplish?
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I mean, spending all that money out of the F/X budget for a situation that would need an internal solution?
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Yes, I think I do...
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Man, it was nice channelling those scant few moments that I was 2nd-in-command Spock!
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Enjoy the happy flowers, crew! They have no effect on our Vulcan friend QuisSpock, and I gave him orders to beam 'em out in a couple hours!
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Congratulations on entering the Top Five, Vee!
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Man, is HWW gonna be shocked when he views this thread again!
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Sorry!
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It was Quis and his potty mouth at fault!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Man, is HWW gonna be shocked when he views this thread again!
PTTT: 107 Ah, fame is so fleeting.
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Like I said, HWW, it's all Quis's fault! I hadn't touched this thread for a day or two until I saw him here, obviously padding his post count while he thought no one was looking.
Before I knew it, we were at WAR! Next thing I know, I'm approaching 100 posts!
*whew* This thread can really bring out my competitive side!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
*whew* This thread can really bring out my competitive side!
I've noticed!
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I, however, do not have a competitive side.
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I take it as it comes.
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(And I do like Scotty best!)
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You're a great, unselfish man, my friend!
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I know. 'Tis a fault of mine.
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That and humility.
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You are a paragon of humility, indeed!
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"I may be Captain by rank, but all I ever wanted to be was an engineer.
"The ship is yours, Mr. LardForge!"
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
And just what the hell was firing a torpedo spread supposed to accomplish?
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All multiple choice questions contain wrong answers.
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Like I said, HWW, it's all Quis's fault! I hadn't touched this thread for a day or two until I saw him here, obviously padding his post count while he thought no one was looking.
Before I knew it, we were at WAR! Next thing I know, I'm approaching 100 posts!
*whew* This thread can really bring out my competitive side!
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That was WAR??????
I thought it was just some friendly banter.
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Although I did break the 100 post mark on this thread before you did
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Plus if I wanted to pad my post count I'd make posts consisting of a single greamlin without any words.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Plus if I wanted to pad my post count I'd make posts consisting of a single greamlin without any words.
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That's my captain.
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PS: you missed a "T"
Actually, I AM trying to do better, Quis (since you laid the guilt-trip on me
). Didn't you admire all that content I put into those posts to go back ahead of you? Barely any smiley-only posts!
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Don't bother, I fixed it.
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Actually, I AM trying to do better, Quis (since you laid the guilt-trip on me ). Didn't you admire all that content I put into those posts to go back ahead of you? Barely any smiley-only posts!
PTTT: 114 A guilt trip and me, not even a mother. "Do you know how long I was in labor with you???"
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Don't forget about absolute power corrupting absolutely, Quis!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Don't forget about absolute power corrupting absolutely, Quis!
PTTT: 115 Thank goodness I don't have absolute power.
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Maybe you were a mother in another life? "And don't post-pad using graemlins only, young man!"
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Later, Quis...enjoy post-padding while I'm gone!
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It's just not the same without you, Lard Lad
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I know.
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And here we are again.
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Do you think that we have gotten so far ahead in post count that posters like He Who Wanders and Rockhopper Lad have lost interest?
Still the experience of Vee, going from no posts to one of the top five should give them hope.
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I'm not countin' 'em out, yet, Quis.
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I just don't have your stamina, guys.
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(In other words, I have a real life
)
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(Or something approximating one.
)
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I figure that if I can hold on to the Number Three spot, I'll be happy.
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(At any rate, I'm more excited about having just moved up from # 20 to # 19 in the Top 50 list--a promotion that took about 500 posts to achieve!)
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I looked and, apparently, I've overtaken Kid Prime for #17.
Of course Quis and Lardy have been busy boys the past couple days.
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whoops. I accidentally pressed the add reply button after typing this. My bad.
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Which means in order to keep my original promise not to double post in this thread, I'll have to post again in order to make it a triple post.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
I looked and, apparently, I've overtaken Kid Prime for #17.
Of course Quis and Lardy have been busy boys the past couple days.
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Not so busy. We have been posting here. Blame Vee.
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He Who Wanders, Rockhopper Lad, & Ram Boy,
All you need to do to get your post count up is to have a posting dialog while on line at the same time.
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*Following Quislet's advise*
It's all Vee's fault.
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That's it! Blame Vee!
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Well, that's a two-way tie for 30 posts. I wonder who's going to break it.
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I think it should be Rockhopper Lad who breaks the tie. Rocky?
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I don't know. I like sharing.
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Not me. I like being the Kirk!
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hmmm, 12 more posts and Vee (PTTT: 42) is out of the top 5.(assuming Rocky posts 12 more times as well)
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Your wish is my command, RB. Of course, I also would prefer not to double-post.
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Same here. Double-posting is so last page.
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And posting smilies only is so 5 pages or so ago!
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There's nothing worse than being caught posting in last page's styles!
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Sorry, had to do that to twerk Quis a little when he sees this later, guys!
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<span style="font-size: 15px;">Hmmm, looking at Lardy's enormous post count, I'm getting the sense that this page's new trend is all about size.</span>
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Size always matters!
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LOL - Well, Rocky is going to have to pick up the pace if he wants to knock Vee out of the top 5...before dawn!
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Perhaps Hyvvie can give him a hand/paw?
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Perhaps he can.
*Woof*!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Sorry, had to do that to twerk Quis a little when he sees this later, guys!
PTTT: 124 Don't make me go and delete all the grealim posts and reduce your post count.
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Do you ever use your moderating abilities, Quis?
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Yes I have. In this very thread even. Once to correct a mistake I made (and in the quote when Lard Lad replied to it) and one of Lard Lad's posts when he typed "PTT" instead of "PTTT".
I do try to be moderate in my use of my moderating abilities.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Yes I have. In this very thread even. Once to correct a mistake I made (and in the quote when Lard Lad replied to it) and one of Lard LAd's posts when he typed "PTT" instead of "PTTT".
I do try to be moderate in my use of my moderating abilities.
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Yeah--Quis ...
<span style="font-size: 25px;">censored</span> PTTT: 127
What Lard Lad said before he was rudely censored "<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">... tried to use the word "count" in one of his post, but typoed and left out one particular letter in the word!
It was quite scandalous!
</span></span>
"
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Wow! Quis sure seems to be going mad with power lately!
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"Yeahhhh. I'll just relax, and think pleasant thoughts...Chicken pot pie!...Chocolate-covered raisins!...Ehh...Glazed ham!...
Heh...heh...heh...they think I'm CRAZY. But I know better. It is not *I* who am crazy. It is not I who am MAD! Didn'tcha hear 'em? Didn'tcha see the CROWDS?
Oh my beloved ice cream bar...how I love to lick your creamy center! HOOOWWWWWW...and your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others...you like the same things I do! Waxed paper...boiled football leather...dog breath...We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're RIDING!"
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I'll assume that most people know the source of the above quote.
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from the same source:
"Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this button?
DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the HISTORY ERASER button, you FOOL!
So what'll happen?
That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it! You won't TOUCH it, will you?"
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What do people think of my new avatar?
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I was looking for a Bizarro Avatar, but there are none here. Can you believe that?
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Three more posts after this one and I'll tie Lard Lad for the number 1 spot. Hey given the Star Trek analogy, wouldn't the poster with the second highest post count be "Number One"?
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Yep. That would make our fearless Captain either Pike or Picard.
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I guess that would make me either Lt. Spock or Data.
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Vee and Ram Boy can fight over who gets to be Jose "Joe" Tyler and Yeoman Colt or Beverly Crusher and Deanna Troi.
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I'm so down with being Deanna Troi. Would anyone like to discuss how they're feeling?
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If I'm Spock, I'm repressing my feelings. If I'm Data, I'm puzzled as to what feelings are. If I'm Scotty, I'm either working on my engines or drunk, so that's how I deal with my feelings.
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*Concerned face
Yes, but how does it feel to feel what you are feeling right now as you feel it, He Who Wanders?
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Terribly confused by that sentence.
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*whips out notepad
Mmm-hmm. You know, it is not uncommon for one to mask their inner feelings with confusion when they don't won't to deal with them, HWW. I suggest you get in touch with the inner you and ask him how he's feeling.
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I would, Rammy . . . but I'm not sure which inner me to ask.
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It's the guy on the left. In laymen's terms we refer to him as He Who Wanders Inside He Who Wanders.
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I tried speaking to HWWIHWW, but he's out of the office.
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*flips through a copy of Tony Robbin's Healing Those Feelings
Well, I'm stumped! Have you tried aromatherapy yet?
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No, I find LW and Java Chips from Starbucks to be therapy enough.
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Gawd--are Java Chips what they
sound like: potato chip-like, but made of, or flavored with, coffee?
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No, it's frozen coffee blended with chocolate chips.
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MMMMMMM Coffee Ice Cream
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That's an apt description.
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Coffee ice cream has been a regular flavor here in New England long before there was a Starbucks.
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Well, those of us who are not in New England have to make do with what we can.
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You have my condolences.
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I'd rather have your Eggo.
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But they are not coffee flavored.
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Well, I like other things besides coffee.
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I like other things as well, He Who Wanders. For instance, tea. It's an essential source of the brain nutrient caffeine.
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Yes, but Tea Chip just doesn't sound right.
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
No, it's frozen coffee blended with chocolate chips.
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As our Latino neighbors would say: el yuck!
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
I like other things as well, He Who Wanders. For instance, tea. It's an essential source of the brain nutrient caffeine.
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We gotta figure out a nickname for 'He Who Wanders'--that sure is a mouthful! Not crazy about abbreviating it as HWW, either.
Perhaps...Huey?
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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"HWW" has served me well for seven years. But I'll take "Huey" if I can call you "Louie".
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Yes, but Tea Chip just doesn't sound right.
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Yeah and frozen tea with chocolate chips?
el yuck!
As a southerner, I prefer iced tea or, occasionally, just dipping a tea bag in a cup of hot water.
Ah yes, nothing more relaxing than teabagging...
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
"HWW" has served me well for seven years. But I'll take "Huey" if I can call you "Louie".
PTTT: 90I think 'Lardy' will do nicely. People here might just implode if they have to learn a new nickname for me--and people imploding? That would be:
el yuck
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Ever feel like you just got away with something two posts ago?
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I take it that "teabagging" refers to something other than making tea?
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
I take it that "teabagging" refers to something other than making tea?
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...er...I've a feeling Papa Quis will take care of this tomorrow!
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Don't you people know that Quislet, Esq. has disappeared?
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And yet all this talk of tea has left me a bit thirsty.
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Oh who will help locate Quislet, Esq.?
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No need to worry, Mz. Handbasket. I think Quis comes equipped with a LoJack transceiver.
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Why does everyone think Quis disappeared?
(*gasp* I hope Cobalt didn't do something to him! Quis has been considering helping me out with the case against Cobalt since I got out of the psyche ward--surely he wouldn't be that bold--!)
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Helena, I'm with you--let me know how I can help.
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Mr. Lard Lad,
Do you really think that Cobalt Kid had something to do with Quislet, Esq.'s disappearance?
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Mr. Lard Lad,
Could you investigate the old abandoned ice cream parlol? There are reports of a phantom soda jerk haunting it.
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Originally posted by Helena Handbasket:
Mr. Lard Lad,
Do you really think that Cobalt Kid had something to do with Quislet, Esq.'s disappearance?
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Helena, I wouldn't put anything past that, something-or-other! He
did kill me, after all!
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Originally posted by Helena Handbasket:
Mr. Lard Lad,
Could you investigate the old abandoned ice cream parlol? There are reports of a phantom soda jerk haunting it.
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Sure, I "investigate" there a lot, so I'll check for this phantom while I'm there.
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Helena, do you have a sister named Hedina?
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Anybody find out who snatched Quis yet?
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No, but it has turned into a bit of a game
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Helena, do you have a sister named Hedina?
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No, but it could be a distant cousin.
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And here I thought Quis was edited into an old thread where we'd use the clues to track him down--all that work for nothin'!
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Wow! This thread really helped inflate my post count in a short time!
Thanks, EDE!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
And here I thought Quis was edited into an old thread where we'd use the clues to track him down--all that work for nothin'!
PTTT: 140 Didn't you enjoy reviewing the old threads?
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Bwah-hah! My post count is 45!
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This thread seems to have peetered out.
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I wonder if I should post enough to take over the top poster position from Lard Lad.
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Go ahead, if you wish, but I'll always be remembered as having been the Top Poster to this thread when it was in its prime...
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Nah! I'm content to be the second fiddle in this thread
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Drat. You'd think my Time Trapper powers or my lightspeed powers would ensure I'm never late for anything...