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Or, maybe not...

But I'll have a Joe n' Jonnie.

*hic*

Wow, I've had a bit too much to drink tonight...

*hic*

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Barkeep, gimme something to make this forgettable day memorable!

[pours Lard Lad a big, frosty mug of bi-beer]

...mmmm...I feel so...yummy!

*hic*

Me too!

[puts on beer goggles, through which Lard Lad looks somewhat like a young, nubile Phoebe Cates]

You two can stay away from me. I don't want anyone looking at me with bi-beer goggles.

[through Lardy's beer goggles, STU looks like Rockhopper Lad]

[looks at Pov through beer goggles, and sees... Jim Gaffigan eating a Hot Pocket]

<stares lovingly at "Rocky's" shiny, shiny dome>

[feels slightly nervous, for some reason]

Rocky...ahluvyuman!

<door swings open, as exnihil scans the room for familiar faces. spotting STU and Lardy he makes his way over, clapping a convivial palm on the appropriate shoulders>

Hey, guys! Too late to order up?

[Stu feels great sense of relief]

Great to see ya, Ex! Not too late at all... here, have a drink... have several!

Um, I gotta be going now... be right back... But you two make small talk or something, OK?

[Stu leaves the room rather hastily]

Have shum bi-beer, Ekshnil! *hic*

<suddenly from the future another Exnihil appears behind the bar>


Oh. man... I know this place just from the smell of free flowing liqour and stale pretzels... SHAKES! But... when?


<surreptitiously he peeks out from behind the bar>


Oh, it's me again... and Lardy. This must be last September.

Oh, wait! This was that "bi-beer" night! The sooner I'm out of here, the better!


<reaches under the bar where he finds fastened a fourth pocketwatch. He winds it, then whispers, as to not be heard>


<span style="font-size: 10px;">"Four o'clock"</span>


<again he disappears >

So where was STU off to in such a rush?

Stu? Ya mean Rocky, right?

If you will...

I mean, it's common knowledge that STU is just a Rocky alt-ID... just as Rocky is a Yellow Kid alt, Yellow Kid is a Cobie alt, and Cobie, of course, is an alt for STU...

...wait a minute...

...I think I need another drink...

Enjoying the effects of your bi-beer, yet?

I do admit I am feeling a bit.. shaaaay... didn't you ushed to look like Phoebe Caytsh...?

<Ex's bi-beer gogglevision kicks in>



Yeah, I sure did!

<...but, unfortunately for Lardy, sentients of exnihil's race have a remarkable ability for metabolizing the effects of alcohol at an incredible rate. Ex stared at the Phoebe-like vision before him, paused for a moment to grab a pretzel from the bowl on the bar, and upon turning back, saw:

>


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

<Ex flees the scene, perhaps a wee bit wiser, but certainly more SHAKE'n>

<farts>

Guesh I wazhn't hizh type?