Is it any coincidence that those Legionnaires seen using the Big Computer to have their little kissing contest are the following:
Element Lad Light Lass Shrinking Violet Invisible Kid Chameleon Boy (Mr. Ambiguous gender himself) Duo Damsel (I know you've all had the thought...)
I think not!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Poppin' portents!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Are you implying that gay characters were forced to act straight in public by the Adventure Legion's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, though we All Know Policy"?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm implying that gay characters are naturally more experimental with physical contact, unlike straight characters who just dance and play Spaceopoly or moon after girls they only knew briefly and whom they haven't heard from for months!
[ August 31, 2005, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Interesting, I cant speak from a deep understanding but for the (rather few, I admit) homosexuals I've known over the years it seems to go from one extreme to the opposite as soon as they understood something.
Sort of a repression, then to a sudden explosion when they have some sort of epiphany. Heteros seem to evolve on a more gradualist learning curve as it were.
So yeah I see what you're saying.
[ August 31, 2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Was Northstar the first super-hero to come out of the closet?
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
where is that computer these days?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
This supports my theory that the Legion was originally written by time travellers who, of course, knew how the future series would turn out.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ironically enough, that machine existed on Steeple in the post-boot...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! Maybe Fortress Lad turned all those Legionnaires gay, with rays!
Posted by MLLASH on :
My theory: In retaliation for his recent defeat, COMPUTO left a "gay-izing" program in the kiss-O-meter, dooming the next few users to a life of ambiguous sexuality!
Either that, or gay rays.
Posted by MLLASH on :
re: the kiss-O-meter scene (LSH ARCHIVES # 5 or ADVENTURE # 342, for those not in the know):
You'll note how Lyle Norg is positively drooling at the mouth at the notion of getting hunky buzzcutted Star Boy involved in the tongue-entwining shenanigans!
Of course, the uber-hetero Thom makes up some lame excuse, stumbling over his words like a nervous Catholic Schoolgirl on a date with a senior: "No--- err, I'll see if the applicants for membership are here yet!"
Then the angst starts a-flying when Lyle sobs, "...Star Boy never seems to have time for romance... with me! *choke!*" Thank goodness good ol' dependable Luornu was there to console him!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Computo was my other theory!
Posted by MLLASH on :
'Cause Lord knows it would take gay rays or an evil, brainwashing computer program to make a sentient find a sentient of the same sex attractive!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
But how do we explain Condo?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: But how do we explain Condo?
Many have tried to explain Condo. No explanation has been satisfactory so far.
Posted by Pov on :
IT's an apartment you own with a lawn you don't. Posted by MLLASH on :
Condo? Obviously, he was straight, as all normal people are. But when gay-ized Lyle Norg took him under his wing, he began secretly exposing him to the long-unused kiss-O-meter and its corrupting influence.
Only one of Duo Damsel's selves was influenced, which explains why she married Chuck in a desperate attempt to kick her evil lesbian programming.
Posted by MLLASH on :
As for Mekt and Holt, well, they were already brain-damaged from being born singletons.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
How do we even begin to explain the gayest character of all literature: the Green Arrow descendent who drove the tour bus in front of Legion HQ?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What makes you think Oli Q-3 (I forget the exact spelling of his name) is gay?
next you'll be telling me that Sinde is a lesbian.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ah! You obviously didn't read issue #3 of "Cobalt Kid's misinformed and Outrageously Inaccurate Gay Legion stories!".
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Condo? Obviously, he was straight, as all normal people are. But when gay-ized Lyle Norg took him under his wing, he began secretly exposing him to the long-unused kiss-O-meter and its corrupting influence.
Only one of Duo Damsel's selves was influenced, which explains why she married Chuck in a desperate attempt to kick her evil lesbian programming.
Lesbian programming, eh? So what was the thing with Nam'Lor, then? Her just-been-rejected-by-Superboy-and-Mon-el phase?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Ah! You obviously didn't read issue #3 of "Cobalt Kid's misinformed and Outrageously Inaccurate Gay Legion stories!".
I must have missed the first two issues - how did they go again, Cobie? Posted by MLLASH on :
Duh! She was under the influence of Nam'Lor's aura!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
It's a well-known fact that hyper-auras trump lesbian programming!
Posted by MLLASH on :
But they don't alter the "evil" part.
Posted by KidChaos on :
I wonder whose evil machinations transformed me from a red-blooded American boy into the degenerate homosexual I am today?
Or maybe its just insanity...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Alternatively, it's possible that Ayla infected Mekt when she felt left out after Garth married Imra! Mekt was her "replacement" twin!
Posted by FRUNTaholic on :
I'll kiss anybody after a few pints! *hic*
Posted by LoneWolfLondo on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Interesting, I cant speak from a deep understanding but for the (rather few, I admit) homosexuals I've known over the years it seems to go from one extreme to the opposite as soon as they understood something.
Sort of a repression, then to a sudden explosion when they have some sort of epiphany. Heteros seem to evolve on a more gradualist learning curve as it were.
So yeah I see what you're saying.
Heteros evolve? You learn something new every day!
[ September 11, 2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: LoneWolfLondo ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Homosexual comic book characters are a myth, like rock candy and catchphrases created by EDE and Lash!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Homosexual comic book characters are a myth, like rock candy and catchphrases created by EDE and Lash!
Jeepers! Rock candy is a myth?
Cobalt Kid, you are the tits for exposing these myths (as opposed to exposing yourself)
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Jinkies! Does that mean that Velma is, in reality, a very brainy lesbian? Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: But how do we explain Condo?
The gay ray or Computo trap left behind a gay residue on the converted Legionnaires. Condo unwittingly duplicated this residue and became gay himself.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by KidChaos: I wonder whose evil machinations transformed me from a red-blooded American boy into the degenerate homosexual I am today?
Or maybe its just insanity...
Did you read Legion growing up? I know I did. LSH is obviously to blame!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It was seeing Cosmic Boy in that bustier! That's what did it! I'm gay because of a scantily clad young man in a comic book!
Genetics! Ha! A likely story! It was Cosmic Boy!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: This supports my theory that the Legion was originally written by time travellers who, of course, knew how the future series would turn out.
Read in its context, this is a contender for the funniest post ever!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
regarding the topic title: maybe, but what has that done for me lately?
bah! Posted by Mediocre Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
Cool! Are these yours, or somebody else's? Nice job regardless. Jeckie looks especially good.
I'm very tempted sometimes to buy a cheap Cy-Girl on-line and try my hand at figure customization. God knows, that's probably the only way I'm ever going to own any large-sized, well clothed and styled Legionairre action figures (although I must say that I'm hopeful that DC Direct will at least do Mon-El someday).
Sorry. I know that this is off topic, but your pic really grabbed me. The rest of the thread has put a smile on my face, too, for what its worth. Hmmm. Would the collarary of this thread be: heterosexual comic characters promote punching? Nah! Just too many unplanned babies in the world, that's all.
[ August 16, 2007, 03:53 AM: Message edited by: Mediocre Boy ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Healex is the proud owner, and he's planning MORE!
Don't miss all the fun in the BITS forum!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think we can all agree that Cham and Gim are the breakout homosexual stars of the threeboot. They're practically dripping with sexual tension these days. Of course, who knows what Cham qualifies for sexuality-wise. He's got three continuities of sexual aggression to finally get out, ever since his late-Adventure days.
Posted by Novelty on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: next you'll be telling me that Sinde is a lesbian.
She's not??? Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
Go ahead, Jeckie-- KISS her!
Posted by Healex on :
Now I'm going to have a to take a picture of that.. hehehehe
Posted by Healex on :
or better yet wait until I get Violet done for Ayla
Posted by MLLASH on :
Can't wait!! Posted by Healex on :
God now I'll have to have Invisible Kid and Chemical King made.... you people are gonna cost me a fortune... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I think we can all agree that Cham and Gim are the breakout homosexual stars of the threeboot. They're practically dripping with sexual tension these days. Of course, who knows what Cham qualifies for sexuality-wise. He's got three continuities of sexual aggression to finally get out, ever since his late-Adventure days.
I don't know about Gim in the three-boot. It is his younger brother who is the gay one.
Posted by insanelad on :
come on, they're ALL gay - who else would voluntarily wear skintight spandex?
Ultra Boy is clearly trying to fight the gayness, but who is he kidding with all that leather?
Mon-el - have you ever seen a straight guy wear a cloak (and get away with it)?
Posted by Healex on :
Hello all... I made another picture with my new lady. I hope you enjoy.
Posted by Mediocre Boy on :
Oh, man! Now that's neat! Posted by lil'rhino on :
They're all FABOO!! Especially Shady!!
Posted by insanelad on :
cool they may be, but also slightly creepy... especially considering Tinya and Ayla seem to be copping a good feel!
Posted by insanelad on :
(Ayla more than Tinya - the saucy minx!)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Is it odd that I stared at that pick for a good two and a half minutes? Posted by Mediocre Boy on :
Not at all. I dream about it at night and am going to have a copy of it tattooed onto my back this weekend. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Er... just bumping for general faboo-ness!
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Is it odd that I stared at that pick for a good two and a half minutes?
It's okay. I just stared at your post of 8/16/07 for five minutes. That sort of re-sets the universe and everything.
If there were supposed to be pictures, don't post them. I'll die.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: It's a well-known fact that hyper-auras trump lesbian programming!
A 2nd contender within this thread for BEST LSH POST EVER.
I may need to find 10 more or so and do a poll...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: This supports my theory that the Legion was originally written by time travellers who, of course, knew how the future series would turn out.
Read in its context, this is a contender for the funniest post ever!
This is the other contender, FYI... must find 10 more...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Page 2? The giant homosexual-kissing-promotion computer thinks NOT.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Poppin' portents!
I hereby vow to use this criminally-underused alliterative expression whenever fitting!
Posted by cleome on :
Small wonder the kids in fandom keep going astray like this...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I like that Brainiac 5/Invisible Kid kiss better than the one showing tongue.
Posted by cleome on :
That was a tongue?!
(I feel so very straight now. It's no wonder that the divine Ms. Mayhew will never want me. )
Posted by lil'wino on :
*hic*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This is my favorite thread I've ever started!
Posted by MLLASH on :
It's pretty delightful!
Posted by cleome45 on :
Now that the original Power Boy has been officially paired up with another dude, I'm seeing a certain popular LMB smilie in a whole new light...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Is it any coincidence that those Legionnaires seen using the Big Computer to have their little kissing contest are the following:
Element Lad Light Lass Shrinking Violet Invisible Kid Chameleon Boy (Mr. Ambiguous gender himself) Duo Damsel (I know you've all had the thought...)
I think not!
And here I always thought these six went and used the Kissing Computer because they had talked about testing their sexuality!
Posted by cleome45 on :
[snip]
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Element Lad Light Lass Shrinking Violet Invisible Kid Chameleon Boy (Mr. Ambiguous gender himself) Duo Damsel (I know you've all had the thought...)
I think not!
And here I always thought these six went and used the Kissing Computer because they had talked about testing their sexuality!
IB, as long as nobody's delivering Bad Pick-Up Lines to pets anymore, I'm cool with it.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by cleome45 on :
Er, uh... I like her adamantium dress...
I tried one on once but my waist-to-hip ratio was alllllll wrong...
Also, why does "Galatea" have the word "sex" scribbled across her right color bone? Didn't anyone explain to the artists that the point of subliminal advertising is for the message to not be readily visible at first viewing?
[ December 04, 2011, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
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