quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Here we go:
*The LMBP cruiser makes it's way to Taltar, the world of Thora under the guise of diplomatic mission*
"What's the plan CK?" asks Semi. "A few things. First, we'll actually attempt to see if Thora is willing to work with us. While we're doing that, you and Vee will lead an Espionage Mission to see if you can find Space Ranger there. If Thora doesn't cooperate, we'll unleash our full strength on her and the Femizons to win back SP!"
"What about your unborn baby?" asked Icefyre. "I'm not sure yet. But I do know that I don't want it to become a male slave or a female femi-Nazi! I have to get him/her back! Miner, I'll need your help, so make sure you have all the pregnancy test equipment!"
"Their are plenty of LMBers with us right now, so be strong!"
As the cruiser approached the Homeworld of Thora, New Kid turned to Lash to say...
Deceitful MALES!
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Almost New Kid: "I think she's probably holding Ranger in one of her slave camps, I can't imagine him going along with her."
"But, you never know what she might have done. Or what crazy ideas he may have come up with. You know something about her methods don't you?"
At that point Harbinger, Kara and Princess Crujectra walked into the room, The Princess looked directly at Icefyre and said...
I told you numerous times I had nothing to do with the disappearance of your oafish male ally known as Space Ranger.
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: A very pregnant Thora and a legion of femizon warriors behind her.
"You cretinour males were warned. If any of you come any closer to my planet, you will all be castrated and destroyed!"
"Where's Space Ranger!" yelled Vee, to which Thora replied
"Space Ranger, why he's..."
Like I would ever spout such ridiculous balderdash!
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Super Lad Kid: INTERLUDE
Meanwhile, Super Lad Kid has been patroling the Headquarters making sure that Thora's gang did not make a surprise attack while the team was away. He just finished cleaning and closing up SHAKES when he thought he heard a noise down a nearby alley.
"Man, I sure wish Cobalt Kid or SharkLad or some of the other more powerful members were here. I don't know what use my powers of smell-replication could be if things got rough."
He stared down the dark alley in hopes of seeing what caused the noise. It was just a mouse.
"Whew, looks like there was nothing to be afraid of," he thought.
Just then, in a blinding rush, a giant robotic arm reached out and siezed Super Lad Kid into the alley.
And all became as quiet as it was before.
END INTERLUDE
I always knew your headquarters was infested with vermin... the 4-legged AND the 2-legged kind.
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: "Space Ranger, why he's my new First Consort. He was betrothed to me in a special ceremony shortly before you cretinous males arrived here. He belongs to me now!" cackled Thora.
"No!" cried New Kid. The femizons stiffened, awaiting any potential attack by the LMBPers.
I can see we aren't gonna need the pregnancy tests, thought Miner. Wonder how CK's gonna talk us out of this one.
Cobalt Kid, smiling, stepped up to Thora and said..
The very idea that I would sully my hands with that moronic male you call Space Rangers is absolute claptrap!!!!
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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I am unable to read the untrue babblings contained in this thread any longer!!!!
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Thora: I am unable to read the untrue babblings contained in this thread any longer!!!!
Thora darling, there's no need for you to read any further. I realize that reading is a strain for someone with a pea sized brain such as you, so let me summarize it for you.
YOU LOST.
End of story.
Bye dear, come back when you can't stay nearly as long!
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