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Ahhh... there you are... <chug> like I said earlier... There are a few questions I need to ask you... <chug>
Sorry, would you like a drink?
Do you have a name?
Are you cold?
Can I get you anything else?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Nobody said this was official business...)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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{looks at the beverage offered in a confused manner}
Er...no thanks. It smells kind of... bad. May I try some of those edibles you are dining on? And no, I am not uncomfortable...this is how my people always dress.
As for my name, where I come from, we don't have names. We just communicate telepathically. It's...complicated. If you would like, you can call me "Hot Chick". I'm not sure what those words mean, but several males on this world have referred to me by that.
May I ask who you are?
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My Name Is Bartholomew Quank but most people call me Space Ranger. I'm the Legion World Security Chief.
But right now I'm off duty and when I'm off duty my friends call me Bart.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (maybe later you can call me Big Daddy...)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Oh my! {her breasts twitch apparently involuntarily} Your thoughts are a bit...forward. What exactly is a "Big Daddy"?
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What!... Mmmm... You did say you were telepathic didn't you?
I guess I'll have to watch what I think around you.
Big Daddy is a... Bedroom Name... for somone who is... larger... than you might have expected...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Censored)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Oh. You don't have to be so cautious. Sexuality is valued very highly where I come from. It is the ultimate means of expression in my culture. It is customary, for example, to press each other's bare breasts against each other as a greeting.
I am {looks around} slightly surprised. I was told that your...society...was much more prudish than mine. This gathering would seem to refute that assessment.
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This group doesn't repesent the supposed societal norms of the UP. But Legion World and the LMBP are... different.
And while I would never allow my niece to attend one of these parties until she's older... much older... there comes a time when everybody needs to relax and have a good time.
(Pulls off his tunic)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Formal Greeting Time, Yee Haw!)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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(Puts his tunic back on and hauls the second case of Michelob up onto the table...)
Nothing will...
(Downs a foot long Chili/Cheese Brat and chases it with 2 beers)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Sometimes the pain reminds me that I'm alive...)
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I am sorry. I failed to mention that my breats are the source of my telepathy. The closer the contact with them, the deeper the telepathic connection.
{reaches for his hand and grasps it}
I hope I have not offended you, Bartholomew.
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No offense... It's just... We both died... but that guy over there... <Points at Cobalt who is half buried under a writhing pile of nekkid women> Played a wild hunch and it paid off...
I was saved... Revived... Brought back from the dead... Whatever.
There was nobody to do that for her... Not that there wasn't anybody willing to do it... Cobalt, Vee, Abin, Semi, hell even Icy or Lardy and a hundred other LMBPers would march into hell and spit in the devils eye if there was any chance of bringing her back, and they'd be led by three teenage girls...
(Downs another beer)
But there isn't any chance...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (So I'm gonna get very drunk tonite and pray that EDE never feels the way I do)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Hey, I thought this party was about Eryk, not Bart getting laid!
Where's the guest of honor?
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