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In that case, I'll just help myself to some beer and pizza.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Note to self: Never again base an at-home drinking game on the number of times one sees the words "breasts" in an LMB thread.
hee hee hee (HIC!)
PINK TELLUSES!! Lookit' 'em flyyyyyy!!
[thud]
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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No need to worry about people getting home safely! Since my return to the Security Office, I've hired several Venturian Walking Money as low-level security officers, and they specialize in getting people home safely. The best part? You never have to pay for space-cab fare.
<finds bottle of some blue liquid>
Gross! Dominator liquor! Ah, what the hell...
<guzzles it, skin turns blue momentarily>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<having consumed a special mushroom obtained from Doctor Mayavale, Lardy lies in his bed dreaming a peculia dream...>
Yes! Mayavale's mushroom...it unlocks my past lives! So many.....
<Lardy sees himself battling the JSMB...then ruthlessly hunting Native Americans...manning the guillotine during the French Revolution...and on and on...>
Gods! Was I evil in every one of my past lives? <His sleeping self sheds hot tears and coils into the fetal position> No...no. I must go further...
<life after life flashes by him, but he wills himself not to look>
Must find the life I'm looking for...the first one...the one where I knew Ghost Girl...and...and Zardi...
<finally, after what seemed billions and billions of lives, Lardy stops>
<his sleeping body shakes as if he'd had a dream about falling, but he stays awake>
<a rush of happiness falls over him>
My...first life? I...I am with a woman, and I am very happy. We...we're in love! And I...I am GOOD!
<warm tears of joy this time>
I love her so much! Is...is this Ghost Girl in her former life?
<he's not positive of the answer, but it feels right, at least>
This man...he's like...he's like my brother. I...I'm not sure if it's my actual brother or a bond that FEELS like brotherhood. I don't know who it is...he seems familiar...
<his thoughts turn to Cobalt and their own brotherly relationship>
No, I don't think it's him. Eryk? No, that doesn't feel exactly right either...
<recalls his altercation from the previous day>
Zardi? Is this man Zardi?
<before he can contemplate and focus his perception of the man, the scene changes>
<his love lies...unconscious? dead? And the man stands over her, possibly having put her in this state>
<the two struggle until the other mutters a curse, and Lardy can physically feel his soul darkening>
<suddenly, the other lives fast-forward thru time and Lardy can feel his soul getting darker and darker thru each one until suddenly....>
<...he wakes>
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
<eyes open wide, Lardy finds himself drenched in sweat and breathing hard as if he'd just completed a marathon run>
*huff* Oh my gods---was that how it all really happened...or was it a really vivid and detailed hallucination? *huff*
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<A gnome, peers intently from a crack in the stone wall. In her hand is a small fragment of mushroom snatched from the floor while Lardy was hallucinating/dreaming/whatever.>
The Master will be very interested in this...
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
From: The far side of forever | Registered: Aug 2008
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Unh. I don't think that was all an hallucination. Some details may have been off, but I'm positive that was a life I've lived, and it's relevant somehow to what's goin' on. I've a feeling I know what I need to do...
...but first, I need to talk to Rocky.
<'ports to the Rookery>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Naw, it's okay. Never hurts to have a more clean-cut look every once in a while. Wonder if Rocky likes it?
I am unsure. He has....avoided me since the transfer.
Yeah, I think maybe I should wait 'til you're completely gone to re-establish things with him.
Perhaps it might be for the best. I appreciate your letting me use your body these past months. It has been...illuminating.
Did you ever find her?
You refer to Myla...the one your LMB knows as Ghost Girl. No, I am afraid not. She disappeared around the same time that Zardi withdrew his aggressions.
I'm sorry, pal. You gonna be okay going back to...wherever it is you went...soon?
Yes, friend. My time is past. This is your time.
You're a good man, Lardi. Let's get some rest, shall we?
<lies down and goes to sleep>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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