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Invisible Brainiac
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Hey boss! Did you put something flammable in that vodka?

I think I'm gonna need a new lighter.

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Good vodka will ignite anyways
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Damn! Did I make whoopee with the disco ball?

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probally
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Hey!

Who put this on my desk?

The Disco Ball can't apply for maternity leave!

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We need a DNA test pronto.

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Probably. Or a new disco ball...

That's right, Gladys! You can be replaced!

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*choke*

And after she worked so hard to prove that Sentient Disco Balls could work at other places besides the DMV!

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Hmmm... I can see that some changes will need to be made here.

I can't believe my old friend would have let this office slip this badly.

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?

(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)

(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...)

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Those old girlfriends are a definite problem of yours Cobie!
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So, is Gladys the Disco Ball officially pregnant?

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quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
?

(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)

(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...)

They told me I'd hear your very thoughts.

Always so Heroic, and Vain. An amusing Man-Child always ready to do the right thing for the wrong reason. We might have been good friends, once.

I must think about you, Cobalt Kid. I must decide whether or not they were right about you.

I hope they were wrong.

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quote:
Originally posted by LARDLAD:
So, is Gladys the Disco Ball officially pregnant?

Yeah but I think it was Phil over at the Legion Academy Gym. That Gladys, man. She gets around. I would definitely do the DNA testing thing if I were you, Lardy.

And don't worry. We'll keep mum about it a the Security Office. Wouldn't want your magical gal to get wind of any illegitimate (and sparkly!) children and turn evil again.

Huh. I wonder if Cobie's having a sense of deja vu..?

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

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Cobalt Kid
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Fortunately for Gladys, the Security Office has an excellent medical plan that covers sentient disco ball pregnancies. We'll even through her a baby shower, though that Earth Custom has always alluded me, as I fail to see how babies showering from the heavens would be good for anyone.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
?

(Could it be? Perhaps I should return to the Security Office? But I finally am free of the daily hassles and accusations...)

(But the call of duty forever nags at me, like an old girlfriend coming back to murder me...)

They told me I'd hear your very thoughts.

Always so Heroic, and Vain. An amusing Man-Child always ready to do the right thing for the wrong reason. We might have been good friends, once.

I must think about you, Cobalt Kid. I must decide whether or not they were right about you.

I hope they were wrong.

Hm...and I must decide about you Ultra Man, though can't help but feel I know already. But I wonder if your 'return' to Legion World signals the start of something great...or something terrible on the horizon...?

Either way, as Chief Executive around here, allow me to officially extend the Security Office's welcome to you. Our officers Caliente, Lardy, Polar Boy and Dedman will be glad to show you around.

(Meanwhile, perhaps I should have Jailbait Lass inform Matlock and Abin...though I wonder if it would be right to alert them of my suspicions...it would only cause undue pain if I'm wrong...)

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