I don't think the kidnappers were expecting me to be able to chew threw the leather ankle restraints. (Never thought I'd have to to do THAT twice in one month)
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Hey! Who filled my tank with ping pong balls?!?
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Do we still have an Office of Security? I thought it went out of business, what with all the law abidingness that we've had lately
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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I want to report the theft of lawlessness from Legion World.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder: Do we still have an Office of Security? I thought it went out of business ...
First Tower Records, now the Office of Security? Where are all the freaks and weirdos supposed to work?
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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We're still open, we just decided to all of us go under cover at the New Year's Eve festivities on Legion World together. Apparently they're still partying in the Khundian district of Legionnopolis and that demands investigation!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Make sure you were this undercover outfit, complete with mini-skirt and fishnets. Its, er, a Khundian holiday tradition for females and we need you to fit in. I'll, of course, be shirtless.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Why am I envisioning a storyline paying homage to the Reep/Brin/Yera-Vi mission circa #287? I'll rescue you if I have to, but I am NOT freezing my arse off on anyone's asteriod.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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I will rescue whoever needs rescuing ... even if it means freezing my "arse" off ... I need to shed a few anyway ...
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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In German-speaking central Europe there was usually a Pritschenkonig (King of the Whip) who combined the roles of police chief and poet laureate. He was expected to keep order and provide festive verses.
We need more festive verses from our Security Chief. I don't know about the whip business.