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Have I ever mentioned my wife's astonishing resemblance to Cockrum's Saturn Girl? :Her former experience as a cheerleader, gymnast, and basketball player might make her a formidible contender in the ice cream wrestling arena.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: Have I ever mentioned my wife's astonishing resemblance to Cockrum's Saturn Girl? :Her former experience as a cheerleader, gymnast, and basketball player might make her a formidible contender in the ice cream wrestling arena.
Excellent!!!! lets put her in What shall we call her? Lass Girl? Super Saturn Wife? Something else?
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quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: Have I ever mentioned my wife's astonishing resemblance to Cockrum's Saturn Girl? :Her former experience as a cheerleader, gymnast, and basketball player might make her a formidible contender in the ice cream wrestling arena.
Wife?
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From: Newburgh, NY | Registered: May 2004
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Supreme Ruler, will you be hosting (hostessing?) a holiday open house for all your devoted subjects? And what kind of house does a Supreme Ruler inhabit?
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An ongoing celebration for both the holidays and my new rule sounds like a splendid idea! Since Chanukah has already begun, the celebrations will begin immediately, and not cease until the day of the Earth New Year has ended!
There will be mildly alcoholic beverages, mostly wines and fruit-flavored concoctions. Naturally, plenty of kono juice will be available! A variety of cupcakes will be provided, and just for this holiday, I will also obtain some ice cream and a few pies! Most notably lemon, pecan, blueberry, apple, pluberry, and chocolate. Please do not wrestle in the ice cream or the pies while on the premises.
For those who desire more savoury fare, there will be jalapeno poppers. You know, those little half-jalapenos filled with cheese and covered in batter and fried. I love those things. Ranch, blue cheese, and sweet raspberry dipping sauces will be available for those. You can also use the dipping sauces for the cupcakes if you like, but I strongly recommend against it!
However, this will be held on my lawn, not inside my house. The interior of my house itself is too splendid to be described, but the outside is done in the finest tradition of Coluan architecture--shiny, shiny metal, with a few Coluan females in robes sculpted into the sides. It's huge. In the suburbs outside of Metropolis. It's at 15505 Supreme Ruler Lane. You can't miss it.
I'm thinking of commanding a band to play for some of the days of the celebration. Any requests?
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I once had a flat on Supreme Ruler Lane, when I helped Lash take over the world two months ago. They're very nice!
For the band--how about something indie rock, like "My third body got killed by a robot in Touston" or "Holy Supergirl Robot!" I love those bands!
Wine coolers will be fine, but I'll probably add some grain alcohol and spanish fly in mine...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: For the band--how about something indie rock, like "My third body got killed by a robot in Touston" or "Holy Supergirl Robot!" I love those bands!
The term "robot" is offensive to those of us who are Alternatively Sentient.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I was unaware of this culturally taboo. I wonder if the band "Holy Supergirl Robot!" knows this? They do like to push the boundaries and might be intentionally trying to upset the public.
Since I'm currently involved in a serious relationship with my own Supergirl robot (with Spacey!), I'm concerned about these things...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I was unaware of this culturally taboo. I wonder if the band "Holy Supergirl Robot!" knows this? They do like to push the boundaries and might be intentionally trying to upset the public.
Since I'm currently involved in a serious relationship with my own Supergirl robot (with Spacey!), I'm concerned about these things...
Be more careful in the future, flesh monkey.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Ironically, flesh monkey is *not* offensive to us Ggrrggrians. The more sensitive sissy-boys, like the Earthlings, might find this offensive.
"Insane, war-mongering, baby-eating space-hooker" is probably were I'd personally draw the line!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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-------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004
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