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Okay everyone, I've called in Rocky to help. Continue to look for Roy, we can't rule out the possibility that he's returned to his old ways.
But check out this lead: find out whatever you can on a 'Rex Veridian'.
And has anyone seen Everyday Girl?
<turns to Jailbait Lass>
(And you and I have another few leads to follow...)
I have a feeling about this people...something isn't fitting. Vee is one of our strongest--in order for him to be taken down, something intense is here on Legion World.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Lard Lad is awaiting the results of the analysis on the blood he found at SHAKES. Dr. One was unavailable, so the Security Office crime lab techs are analyzing it...>
<Chief Lab Tech Griss approaches Lardy in the waiting area.>
Lardy: Griss! What have you found?
Griss: Not sure, Officer Lard Lad. It's a most unusual sample.
Lardy: What's so unusual about it?
Griss: Well, for one thing, we can't isolate any of the DNA from the sample.
Lardy: But it's definitely blood?
Griss: Yes. But it's as if the blood is bioengineered to resist testing, so much so that after a few attempts at testing...the sample simply vanished!
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{Rockhopper Lad arrives at the Security Office with Time Teller Lad and Hyvvie}
RhL: Hi Guys, we're here. I brought Hyvvie. I'm sure his Nose of Wonder will be useful. And Time Teller Lad's power to tell the age of any object may be helpful as well. What can we do to help?
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Rocky, you can find me over at SHAKES during this investigation. There are other low-ranking security officers patrolling the streets of Legion World (not under my command), but I'm working on the side trying to figure out what the bigger picture is here--if any at all.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Lardy returns from SHAKES and appears at the crime lab>
Griss, I...need my head examined...
<Lardy holds out his robot's head>
<Griss gasps, then realizes the head Lardy's carrying is that of a robot identical to Lardy's old appearance>
I'll be bringing the rest of the remains soon. Examine them very carefully, Griss. Meanwhile, get the field CSI team together to go over the scene with a fine-tooth comb. I left a beacon there, so they can transmat there immediately.
Meanwhile...I've got to get some rest.
<Lardy goes to his quarters and contemplates a chest he pulls from beneath his bed>
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<Walks in the front door, something nobody else seems capable of doing, and approaches the receptionist's desk where My Wee Fem is on duty.>
This package needs to get to Cobalt Kid and LardLad as soon as possible. I'd deliver it myself but I don't need to waste a bunch of time kicking LardButt's stupid ass, again.
Oh and when you go off shift, you and Jailbait might want to check out the cottage in the scary woods. If I remember correctly you two are on the permanent guest list. Bring Doc One's hot nurse with you...
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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<walks in front door, sees anxiety on My Whee Fem's face>
What is it My? Hm?
...
I see. I'll open it in private. Have Jailbait Lass join me.
Actually--hold that. Listen, My. If Concord comes in again, tell him I want to meet with him privately. I think its time we talked finally, face to face.
Do not tell anyone else--especially LMBers or Security Officers. *Especially* the ones you think I would normally tell on my own.
I believe what needs to be done will not make some members completely happy.
(Now to see what's in this package...)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Appears in the Security Office via Holographic Projection>
I understand you wanted to talk to me, Cobalt. I'd do this in person but I don't feel the need to kick Lard Butt's stupid carcass all over the Security Office, Again.
The package, as you already know, is everything I know and/or suspect about Slim and his motivations. His grudge against you is real, whether you even know about it or not, your armies did lay waste to his home world while battling the Barbarian Hordes.
Anyway, he's got Pagan Lass, Stoopid Cat, a robot version of Lard Butt, some blue skinned cutie that I've never met, and that goofy robot sidekick of yours, all encased in crystalline time and hanging up behind his bar. The good part of that is nothing can harm them while they're in that condition.
The bad part of that is that he won't release any of them until you go in person to arrange it. He wants you dead Cobalt, and he doesn't care how many other people he has to kill to get to you.
Just remember, inside his bar there's no defense against his time freezing power.
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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