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(Miss Terious enters the convent, collapsing in the doorway. The sisters rush to her aid and she is taken in for convalescence.)
The sisters talk among themselves:
Sister #1: The poor dear, she could have had such a promising future as a space nun.
Sister #2: But she let that Ggrrggian stain her virtue. TWICE!
S1: Why would she give herself to him so freely?
S2: At the time she was unaware that he was married to that Pastry Woman.
S1: Snacky Cake?
S2: Something like that.
S1: She isn't dying of stained virtue, though.
S2: Oh, you know something. What have the doctors told you?
S1: I don't know what the doctors have determined. But, as a woman, I know. Her heart has broken. She's given her power too freely and she's been left an empty shell. And now the shell is crumbling.
(Sister Superior enters with a man of the cloth. The humble nuns exit.)
SS: Father Rett-Kon, are you sure this is necessary?
FRK: Yes, Sister, the only way to save this woman is to perform the last rite of rebooting.