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Ladies and Gentlemen. I am constantly shocked by the number of scantily clad LMB characters running around the MMB.
While I'm fine with boys being boys particularly at Hussies and that hotbed of sexual harrassment known as the security office, there's not a lot a meat on the MMB for us red blooded gals to be gals. Thus my first act as leader will be to establish the Institute for Boy Evaluation and Booty Assets Development (IBEBAD) so us girls will have the same benefit as the boys at the Security Office.
So today I'm releasing my official platform for Leader Entitled Letting Girls be Girls (and their rich daddies cover up the mess.)
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To my opponent Clive, girls just are. I am truly honored and thank Cali for her endorsement. Party away LardLadAlgorithm boys are allowed to have fun too. And yes to Rich Daddies, May they always have the clout to scare off the tabloids.
Now the second plank of the platform this one dealing with the economy. I promise food in every pot through cloning. To stimulate the travel industry, I promise a quarterback for every off-world vacation any girl makes days before a big game. I'll cut those big security taxes the LMB charges, more money to have fun with.
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I am highly supportive of your more boys campaign platform.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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As you all know, one of the causes near and dear to my heart is the plight of Legion World's orphans. It goes without saying that we have a huge orphan problem here because we seem to be attacked by radioactive alien robots of every persuasion on a weekly basis.
Although this measure will be unpopular I would reallocate money the spent currently on the LMB beer rations to a new program for kids. Additionally a new excise tax would be imposed on all recreational psychoactive activities. This series of programs will be called "LMB:High on Youth".
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Hmph. The orphans can fend for themselves--it'll toughen 'em up for joining the industrial-military complex we've worked so hard to put in place!
In the meantime, I wonder what would be done to ensure beer rations remains plentiful and prices of crude hops remain reasonable. We can't come to rely on the Khundian beer supply, even though we know they have access to the greatest hops reserves in the entire universe.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I refuse to waffle on this issue, the excise is an integral component of financing our social agenda. We should be looking to alternatives to beverages beer such as water.
Platform Point 4 - The Environment
To help preserve resources all will be encouraged follow the example of Pov and give up one article of clothing on a permanent basis. This will save the environment with less materials used for clothing as well as less effluent of cleaning chemicals into our waste dispersal system.
Platform Point 5 - Foreign Affairs
To maintain peace and minimize military entanglements, the LMB will enforce a policy of armed-neutrality in the affairs of non-allied foreign powers.
I will personally negotiate with foreign dignitaries to ensure the protection of our interests which is an environment conducive to trade.
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quote:Originally posted by Nova Girl: Platform Point 5 - Foreign Affairs
To maintain peace and minimize military entanglements, the LMB will enforce a policy of armed-neutrality in the affairs of non-allied foreign powers.
I will personally negotiate with foreign dignitaries to ensure the protection of our interests which is an environment conducive to trade.
How does this apply to our position on the UP's war with the Khanate of Sol Invictus? We've been giving the UP some relief aid on the front lines in addition to the more direct combat aid Cobalt and EDE's Order of the Space Knights has given.
And what about the Dark Oval's recent forced annexation of the UP's Epsilon Sector?
Are we to stay neutral in our staunchest ally's time of need under your command?
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Never mind the issues. We're coming to the end of the campaign and we're serving Hero Rolls and dessert wine.
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I am totally remiss in not having stopped by earlier to wish you Good Luck. Please forgive me for my delay.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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So, Roni, whatever happened with your date with Clive at Wellesley's ball? Seeing as how you're now running against each other, I'd say that's a relevant question!
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