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My lack of luck with dating is not relevant at all in this campaign. As always, The boys can't keep up with me and I have to move along.
But if you must know, I lost track of Clive after the serving of dessert when I cornered that guy from the UP Bank about a donation. After securing the donation I did a little dancing and had a few drinks. I believe my personal secretary escorted me home.
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Is everyone having a good time? Crack open the fizzy wine that tickles on its way down. So what does everyone think of my new election outfit?
The guys and gals over on boutique row were competing madly to get me in one of their suits for this big occasion. I also bought something in case of an inaugural ball but if that's not gonna happen I bought a nice little dress outfit for me to hit the links next week.
I should see about a date for the ball just in case.
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I believe what Ms. Roni is trying to say is that she "ditched" me. I suppose the date was ill-timed as I'd just been dumped by Babette anyway, and I was awkward at best at that party. Perhaps, you'll give me another chance after the electon?
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No offense Clive, you aren't the first date i ditched. I suppose you were the first for that night.
And don't call me after the election. You're Pinocchio complex doesn't do it for me. I'm an economist not a psychotherapist.
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In my defense, Miss Roni, it's not a complex--I'm quite literally a real-life Pinocchio!
But other than being naive about...a lot of wordly things...I'm pretty psychologically strong. For example, I dealt with being dumped by Babette really well. Even though I got drunk in the aftermath, I gave up alcohol directly afterward after realizing it wasn't helping anything. I'd say that's a triumph, considering my "dad" struggled with alcoholism for many, many years.
So date or don't date me because you want to or don't want to, not for your stated reason. I can take it.
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Hmmm...I wonder if Miss Roni will give me another chance...seeing how we're on equal footing as co-deputies?
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Um no.... the Colonel and Mommy have let it be known that I'm not to be seeing super-heroes or I'll lose my monthly trust distributions. So even if I was into magical plastic puppets who get magically turned into real boys, my hands are tied. Working is nice but it doesn't pay the credit card bills.
Thank you to all those who supported me... I will work hard to serve the people.
I realize that my plan to tax booze was too much, too soon. I promise to work with our leader Faraway and even Clive when I see him.
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