Topic: 101 Pointless Changes that Could Be Made To Reboot Legionnaires in the Crossover!
Eryk Davis Ester
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1. Gear actually suffers from horrible techno-organic space acne, which, if not treated by 31st century medicine, will become a computer virus that will convert entire universes into worlds modelled after Tron!
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2. Apparition is revealed to have been dumped by Jo because her love of french fries has caused her to contract a intractable (even by 31st century medecine) case of cellulite.
When confronted by her younger self she goes nutty and forces her to swear to only eat phytoplankton shakes for life.
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5. Fire Lad and Stone Boy are actually descendents of Gunner & Sarge, of DC's war hero fame. Odd sequences are there to make fans think its the two of them reincarnated and matters are only worsened when they gain cyborg telepathic dog, Pooch.
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7. Brainy actually died in the anomaly. The Brainy 5.1 upgrade was actually a Brainiac robot built by Andromeda for when she gets lonely in the convent. It somehow gained self awareness.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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8. Cosmic Boy casually mentions that the team exists not only to promote co-operation among various worlds, but also to provide an impetus for change in a stagnant society, despite the fact that this motivation was never shown to be a part of the postboot Legion before.
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9. All Legionnaires visiting the commissary turn and shout to the chef, "Eat it, Tenzil!"
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Eryk Davis Ester
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10. Wildfire reveals that he is the 31st century version of the Firestorm matrix.
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11. Sensor revealed to actually be the reboot match for Whizzy the Super Cat
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Eryk Davis Ester
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12. Kinetix is revealed to have eight spleens.
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13. Lori Morning is aged into an attractive blonde that all the male legionnaires go ga-ga over.
By the end of the series she is pregnant with one of the Legionnaire's child. Before we find out who's child it is she is wiped from existence.
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16) Brainiac 5's various ancestors in various 'boots shown being cursed by Anthro, the first boy to fall in love with his [blond] descendents.
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