Topic: 101 Pointless Changes that Could Be Made To Reboot Legionnaires in the Crossover!
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17) Live Wire and Lightning Lad are revealed to have "switched Earths" during the first Legion of Three Worlds crossover. Which means that Proty-Garth later became Jarth, and reboot Garth was only pretending to be Proty disguised as Garth!
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18) RJ Brande is in fact Chameleon Boy's father...not to mention the Martian Manhunter, the Durlan from L.E.G.I.O.N. and the Phantom Stranger, all existing simultaineously on all Earths at the same time! And Yera is his daughter! And even cornier...because the universe is so old and he's immortal, he's technically "young" in comparison, so he's in a way a teen, and therefore formally inducted into the Legion.
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21. Star Boy meets Star Boy and Starman, and they are sucked into each other to become a living black hole, the 'elemental' of spacetime. Superboy punches him and the next reboot begins.
22. The Persuader notes that being 'kinda tough' isn't an adequate defense against his Atomic Axe and cuts Kent Shakespeare in half, despite Kent being previously immune to the Axe.
23. Ayla is verified to be a virgin. She just likes snuggling.
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27) Batch SW6 return and claim to be the 'real' Legion. SW6 Imra, Reboot Imra, and 3Boot Imra have to mud wrestle to establish who is *actually* the real Legion, while 5YG Imra has to sit down as her ankles are swollen.
28) None of the Imras win as they're clearly way too into the whole thing and 5YG Imra calls a tie. ALL the Dirks have to go and have a very long, cold shower.
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29) Ferro Lad, brought forward in time before his death, teams up with Ferro. During course of the story, Ferro Lad pulls off his mask to reveal he's...Pete Ross!!!
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30)cosmic boy is found out to have a strange yet, not uncommon in 31st century reaction to any clothing die that is not a shade of pink
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31) Brainiac 5 is revealed to be a Skrull! Oh, wrong company, I mean a Manhunter robot! Wait, that's last week. A Sinestro Corps infiltrator, whose been using his ring all this time to make yellow force fields (and the occasional yellow robot named Computo or yellow monster named Omega), and pretending to be a Coluan!
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33) Gates quit the Communist Party and is now a Republican. He supports the war on Khundia because the President of the UP told everyone that the Khunds were developing Giant Cans of Raid.
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34. Because dead doesn't mean dead, the deceased, orange Monstress is revealed to have been a Durlan imposter. Green Monstress got lost in the clothing store we last saw her at nine years ago and has just now found her way out.
35. Fearing Garth was devalued not by the 'Jarth' incident but by restoring his arm, DC editorial mandate mechanical right arms for everyone. Gates receives a clamp.
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