posted
58) Brainy has a brain fart, but since the Science Police has been cracking down on teen profane language, words such as "dirj", "florg", "nass" and "fart" are no longer legal. The United Planets decide to call the brain fart "Computo".
59) Acting rather insane after his "Computo", Brainy adopts a wand into his personal arsenal and changes his code name to "Fairy Princess".
60) Princess Projectra, upset over infringement on her trademark Legion "princess" name, sues the formerly named Brainiac-5 for damages. Somehow, Tenzil Kem serves as counsel for both plaintiff and defendant, and Policy Pam becomes a Legion member to offset legal costs.
-------------------- "My dance card was getting fuller than a contestant's at a Jandan shurg-off." - Exnihil, The Lost Klordny
From: Frederick, MD | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
61) Marla Latham revealed to be the Phantom Stranger
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Set
There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
posted
62) Prime punches Mon-El, Valor and Andromeda so hard that when the smoke clears, there's only one of them left. Mon-El, with a sassy new attitude and Andromeda's costume. And a feather boa. No one is sure where that came from.
Registered: Aug 2006
| IP: Logged |
posted
64) The real reason Andromeda became a nun is because she saw Brainy in the buff, leading to her irrational fear of pickles, of which there are none at the convent.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
65) Donna Troy revealed to be well Donna Troy the whole Legion is then rebooted with the 3 original members being. Donna Troy, Barry Allen and The Martian Manhunter.
-------------------- Let the Fun Begin!
From: tennessee | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted
66) Flyntt Brojj revealed to like the X-Men more than the Legion.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted
67) Beppo the Supermonkey is now Beppo the Superbonobo!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
68) Flyntt Brojj, Beppo, Marla Latham/Phantom Stranger and Brainy revealed to be secretly behind a long lasting conspiracy responsible for original Crisis on Infinite Earths.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted
69) Myron Marks, Koko, Ambassador Relnic (who turns out to really be Van-Zee of Kandor), and Evolvo Lad revealed to be secretly behind a rival long lasting conspiracy responsible for Zero Hour.
70) Pocket Universe Superboy is revealed to have been Superboy-Prime all along!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
I wouldn't be shocked if that was revealed in Lo3W, Eryk
71) Long lost Legionnaires Anti-Lad, Dynamo Boy (matured & now good) and Cobalt Kid revealed to be prisoners of the Time Trapper who have secretly aided DCU heroes throughout its 70+ years of publishing!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
72) Emo boy prime punches reality so hard it bounces back to ero hour. However 5YG Mon punches it at the same time erasing everything we know leaving only the Trapper and the Infinate Man to hang out and drink tea.
73) Dev-Em appears in the 3boot only to realize that he'd been gone far too long for anyone to care, hops in a time buble gets sucked into the zone and beomes that freaky dev-em in geoff's superman run. ...BUT Then he wakes up to find out he's had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much silverale.
From: Bismoll, baby! Yeah!! | Registered: Apr 2008
| IP: Logged |
Set
There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
posted
74) Jed Rikane reveals that he dyed his hair red and his skin lavender/gray because he didn't want anyone to recognize that he was *that* Power Boy, aka 'Obsessive Stalker Lad.'
Also, he's the great-great-great-great grandkid of Kara Zor-El and Pete Olsen. Which makes his stalking incestuous as well as creepy and wrong.
75) Monstress is revealed to have been the love-child of Brainy and the monkey. She died her skin orange to try and hide this fact.
[ April 09, 2008, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: Set ]
Registered: Aug 2006
| IP: Logged |
posted
76) Power Boy and Montress revealed to have had a love-child of another Earth--Kamandi.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
