Glad to see you follow through and writing this stuff down for us, Cobie! Keep it up.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Hmm... I never knew that about Middlefinger III dying from sunflower seeds! That's interesting since Middlefinger IV actually ran a gang that supplied narcotic sunflower seeds!
Middlefinger struck while most of the LMB was away on a mission to a Fifth Dimension concert (which led into that strange untold altered timeline tale "The Age of Aquarius") and so it was mostly the members of the Light Brigade that took him down that time. That was when Kid Prime and I were both in the LB. Captain Lightbulb came up with this great idea for me to impersonate the original Middlefinger and haunt the new one, who was the brother of his killer, Large Handsome. It was going fairly well, until Middlefinger received an unexpected visit from Lucifer Lass, and she of course saw through my disguise! I don't know what I would have done if Dormant Damsel hadn't saved me!
Anyway, it turned out Middlefinger had discovered this magic ring which somehow contained two female versions of me in it (which is apparently what Lucy was after), and it took the Flasher using his powers at full force just to take one of them down. Robotwoman had to teach the other one some Southern manners while Antler Lass impressed Middlefinger with her giant rack.
Jeepers! That was a zany adventure! But not as crazy as our encouter with Middlefinger V a couple of months ago, during Quislet and Vee's term as leader...
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From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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And what an encounter that was! I can barely put the words together without shuttering in fear...
I have no idea how we all survived it, especially after what happened to you, myself, Vee, Harbinger and Icefyre. It took almost all of Legion World to bring him/it down!
I just remembered that we've entered the sixth year of the LMB recently! That means that a new Middlefinger is bound to attack eventually. Who knows when this will happen!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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It was understandable Lash! Who would have thought that those of us fighting the bogus Middlefinger were actually fighting you?
(Large Handsome has to be one of the funniest names for a LMB baddie yet!)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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