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Invisible Brainiac
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Building off the end of the last tag team thread Beware the Octopi here - where the universe ended multiple times and much craziness ensued.

The ending set off a series of cosmic events, so we have a clean slate to work with.

Let the hilarity begin!

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Invisible Brainiac woke up, and as he normally does, he reached down to adjust his boxers. Upon reaching down though, he gasped to find, instead of his mighty frankfurter, a reject from a cocktail sausage factory.

Rolling out of bed in a panic, he fell hard on the floor and couldn't get up.

"Ouch!" He thought. "I'm not drunk, am I? So why the lack of coordination?"

He quickly looked at the mirror and found... he had turned into a baby!

Just then, in walked Lady Gaga...

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...whose thermite dress went off spontaneously, entirely immolating her...

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My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War.

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...and in the ashes that remained was a small iron box on which was written "open in case of emergency"...

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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... since it was an emergency, Baby IB opened the box to find a golden diaper. As soon as he touched it, he...

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...knew that he was born this way! This revelation inspired him to...

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No regrets, Coyote.

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...put out an emergency call to the LMB membership at large. The only members available at the moment were...

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... all alternate IDs of EDE! Because of this, they were forced to meet in a...

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...parallel universe. Fortunately, in our our universe, Time-Teller Lad, Cleome and Ram Boy were all nearby and came to IB's call.

"Who's the kid?" asked Cleome.

"No idea," answered Rammy. "He looks vaguely familiar, though."

Time-Teller Lad bent down and picked up the baby. "Hey, little fella!" Tim scanned him with his time senses to see how long he had been there. He then gasped. "I don't know how it happened but this baby is Invisible Brainiac!"

Cleome began to ask how that was possible, but then...

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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...then baby IB began to pee. Right on Tim, too.

"Hey!" Time cried, dropping IB.

Cleome raced to catch the baby, but...

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...Alejandro caught him instead.

"Cool, flying babies!" he said.

With a confused look Ram Boy...

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Began dancing a jig. And he did it quite well, too.

Suddenly, the ground began shaking and...

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Lard Lad walked in.

Over his shoulder he had...

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An unconscious three-legged Every 13 1/2 Years and 7 Months Monster.

"Who wants dinner?" He called out.

Suddenly, the Every 13 1/2 Years and 7 Months Monster...

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...left on a trip to Beta Cassiopeiae.

Lard Lad called out "so what's the deal with Baby Ibby?"

"That's what we're trying to figure out" replied Cleome.

Suddenly, a puff a smoke appeared and out of that smoke stepped...

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A strange figure in a clown costume.

"Who are you?" asked Ramboy

"Thats for me to know and for you to find out" he replied.

"Wait" said Cleome. "I know who you are, you're..."

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