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...laughed Ajax the Super Goat. For weeks other matters had proven to be such a distraction, his goals could not be given his complete focus. A drug induced orgy covered in feces was just the thing to take the LMB off the board so he could accomplish his goals.
Or so he thought. As he cackled at his accomplishment while sipping a Mai tai, he turned to see a familiar figure walk into the lounge.
It was none other than...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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...laughed Ajax the Super Goat. "I switched the arrows in your quiver! That wasn't your universe-annihilating arrow (which, by the way, I confiscated and turned in to the proper authorities!). That was a universe-annihilation illusion arrow!"
The super goat laughed again until he was interrupted by...
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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....Count Chocula, who woke 'Ajax' and revealed that he/Ajax was actually a human child waking from a sugar-coma after eating a whole box of the Count's cereal and that this whole story had been the child's fevered coma dream.
"Kewl!" said the child. "May I have some more?"
THE END!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Turning to his lover, Count Chocula, the Super Goat bleated "That was a cute story about me being a human child. Now, regarding what we were doing earlier: May I have some more?"
Count Chocula obliged and they began to do what they had done earlier. Suddenly...
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...Wilmer Proudfoot, having seen all that has occurred thus far, turned to his guardian angel Bubba and said, "So, wait, that's what the world would've been like had I never existed?"
"Yup," replies Bubba, "I reckon you've seen a sight that few living men ever get to see. I hope you've learned your lesson."
Wilmer had learned his lesson, and from that day forward lived his life with a joy in his heart and generosity matched by few.
THE END!!!
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As the LMB were locked in a never-ending cycle of story endings and beginnings, Yorrick Lad, the severed head who spoke, was somehow unaffected.
"'Tis a tragic turn of events!" he spoke to himself. "It appears no one can break this awful spell! No one has the forsight, the courage or the intelligence to do so! Is this the end? Have the LMB given up? Are their genitilia so dried up and useless?"
"Probably," said another voice, as another entered. "But you and I have other matters to attend to."
The man scooped up the severed head and stood revealed: it was Bobby Fischer, found at long last. He wore a form-fitting costume and a crown around his head, under the name "Chess Master".
"We have work to do," he said, and the two walked over a hill, dissapearing into a blaze of white light, setting off a series of cosmic events...
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