-------------------- Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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SuperLance just looked at Rick. "Do we have a strategy?"
"Howsabout we let Charlie out of the bottle?"
SuperLance hit the bottom of the vodka bottle, as one would a bottle of ketchup. Forgetting his newly acquired super-strength, he sent Charlie hurtling out of the bottle, soaring 100 feet up into the air and back down to the ground where he landed in the waiting arms of...
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...Space Tart! Evidently the tabloids were already claiming Spacey was hanging with Charlie Sheen and Cobalt Kid and she needed to find out why, creating a self-fulfilling prophecy!
"Whoa! Talk about WINNING." said Charlie.
As Black Adam and the dragon battled below, and Rick & Lance ate popcorn, Cobalt Kid flew beside Red Arrow.
"I've got this," he said and proceeded to kick the crap out of Black Adam.
"And I got this!" said Charlie as he displayed yet another power, sucking the dragon into the bottle of vodka! "I bet this booze just went to 150 proof!"
The dust now settling, Space Tart asked: "so I just got here for nothing? The battle is over?"
"Not quite," said Lance. "My new super-hearing just alerted me to..."
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"...a sonic boom in the distance! Something fast is coming this way." Just as he finished that sentence a blur of yellow surrounded them. Black Adam used this distraction as a chance to leave.
Red Arrow began firing arrows, but it was no use. She shouted, "Kid Zoom, what is going on?" She then took out a lighter and proceeded to lit a fire arrow, and the force of friction combined with the arrow to create a fire which stopped Kid Zoom for two seconds...
-------------------- Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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...and she repeated her question: "What's going on?"
Kid Zoom panted. "I'm fleeing from the terrible fury of Captain Blacklight and the Blackout Brigade!"
"Huh?" said Cobalt Kid. "Don't you mean Captain Lighbulb and the Light Brigade? Don't worry, man...they're good guys. Yeah, a little on the retarded side, but--"
Kid Zoom pimp-slaps Cobalt. "No, you ass! I meant what I said! They're like the anti-Light Brigade, and their effing dangerous! They--!"
Before Kid Zoom could finish, he....
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Before Kid Zoom could finish, he suddenly realized that Black Adam wasn't supposed to appear again until page 3!
"Wait! That Black Adam who just left is an imposter!" he says.
"Mother McCrary!" exclaimed Chief O'Hara. "The boy's nuttier than Charlie here! I vote we be gettin' back to our drinkin'!"
Just then, a strange object began to materialize in the presence of our heroes.
"Look! It's one those old-timey British police boxes, like that Doctor fellow Faraway Lad's always talking about travels in!" offered SuperLance.
"No... it looks more like a... portable toilet!" exclaimed Cobalt Kid.
And, just then, out of the portable toilet steps Porta-John, traitor to the Light Brigade who uses such a device to travel through time and space!
"*Gasp!*" gasped Space Tart.
"Yes, I have returned," says Porta-John, "and am now allied with Captain Blacklight. And with me I have brought..."
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Dominant Damsel, opposite number of Dormant Damsel. Clad in leather and fishnets, she held a riding crop in one hand and a cat-o'nine-tails in the other. Third was...
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Flashend, the complete opposite of The Flasher. He was dressed like a kid from a prestigious boarding school. He commands the vast power of darkness and has pretty white hair like all anime villains.
Kid Zoom says, "See Emily! They are stealing our family name of Flash which is rightfully ours!"
Red Arrow shook her head, "Leonard, I don't care what Uncle Lex says. We are not getting married, I barely even know you."
"Kid Zoom is awefully slow, Red Arrow!" Flashend taunted. Kid Zoom prepared to attack but...
-------------------- Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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...Charlie let out a belch at just that moment, the force of which knocked Kid Zoom off his feet.
SuperLance and Rick shook their heads. Rick said "You have all them fancy powers now. Can't you do something?"
SuperLance replied "I don't even know the extent of my powers yet. Maybe I have heat vision." He focused his eyes on the Port-a-Potty, but instead of heat vision, what he used was...
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Non Sequitor framed Cleopatra for the murder of crows.
back to the story.
"Well that was a surprize and look at what it did!" Everyone agreed that it...
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"It is getting boring! Can we play with them now?" Flashend asked Porta-John. The young man was very impatient to begin the battle. The mystical man replied...
-------------------- Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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