Invisible Brainiac woke up, and as he normally does, he reached down to adjust his boxers. Upon reaching down though, he gasped to find, instead of his mighty frankfurter, a reject from a cocktail sausage factory.
Rolling out of bed in a panic, he fell hard on the floor and couldn't get up.
"Ouch!" He thought. "I'm not drunk, am I? So why the lack of coordination?"
He quickly looked at the mirror and found... he had turned into a baby!
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...and in the ashes that remained was a small iron box on which was written "open in case of emergency"...
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...put out an emergency call to the LMB membership at large. The only members available at the moment were...
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...parallel universe. Fortunately, in our our universe, Time-Teller Lad, Cleome and Ram Boy were all nearby and came to IB's call.
"Who's the kid?" asked Cleome.
"No idea," answered Rammy. "He looks vaguely familiar, though."
Time-Teller Lad bent down and picked up the baby. "Hey, little fella!" Tim scanned him with his time senses to see how long he had been there. He then gasped. "I don't know how it happened but this baby is Invisible Brainiac!"
Cleome began to ask how that was possible, but then...
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Lard Lad called out "so what's the deal with Baby Ibby?"
"That's what we're trying to figure out" replied Cleome.
Suddenly, a puff a smoke appeared and out of that smoke stepped...
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