Eryk Davis Ester
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Jeepers! This is enlightening, but I hope the next poll includes a question on which candidate is most likely to hurl someone else's feces in a fit of anger!
Given that feces-throwing, edibility, and niceness of rack are all qualities the LMB usually values in a leader, while articulateness isn't, it seems like LARDLAD has a strong initial lead among voters!
[ June 08, 2006, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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I find it very revealing that Winema Wazzo scored lowest among 'most you'd want to eat on a barren island'. Legion World has not forgotten her crimes against it!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Why, that's like that time someone accused me of sleeping around!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Come to think of it... Lardlad's propensity for feces-slinging could be evidence for my longheld theory that he and Poppa Rotzi are, in reality, one and the same!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I find it very revealing that Winema Wazzo scored lowest among 'most you'd want to eat on a barren island'. Legion World has not forgotten her crimes against it!
Heh-- I figured it was 'cause all the straight guys wouldn't want to eat the only chick on the island.
Obviously the LMB Enquirer failed to poll a fair amount of gay guys. Although Lardy *DID* come first in the "best rack" category.
quote:Originally posted by THE LMB ENQUIRER: 500 Voters were polled for the following questions.
CANDIDATE MOST LIKELY TO HURL HIS/HER FECES IN A FIT OF ANGER
2. Ghost of Numf El 11%
Maybe so, but I've got to be pretty shit-faced first. And why do you think I wear a kilt?
And why isn't there a 'Best Ass' category? I'd definitely come first in that - at least since Bevis isn't running.
From: Scatland | Registered: Sep 2003
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Numf, I see us as natural allies against the villainy of LardLad. If you back out of the race, I'll name you as Minister of Debauchery after I win.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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and if you want to be resurrected, I'll plug you into my Dead Superheroes Integrity machine - you'll be back in no time!
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Numf, I see us as natural allies against the villainy of LardLad. If you back out of the race, I'll name you as Minister of Debauchery after I win.
Villainy? Who's the frickin' Dominator? Whether it was a phase, an alt i.d. or whatever, if it barks like a dog...
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