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Here's some more of my DNA if you want to make a clone or something. I figure whenever it doesn't end up impregnating someone, its DNA well spent!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Well, that was a dismal failure! I thought I'd end up with my own cloned LMB to keep me company! Perfect duplicates of the current LMB.
"Perfect" my PAMPERS-padded posterior!
How was I to know my clones would be... sexy teen versions? YUCK!
Kit-Kat... Kid Cobalt... Teen Ceej... Kid Quislet, Esq... Princess Caliente... Kid Shakespeare... Lightning Scooter... Goth Girl... UGGGH! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a sexy teen version of someone that isn't ME! Kids can be so cruel... EVERYone knows that!
Thank space I accidentally drank Abin's DNA... his clone is actually soda. Yum! I like soda.
Now... how to get rid of all these sexy teen LMBers?
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I wonder if my sexy teen version is exactly like I am now, or if he's all prude and intellectual and stuff?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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How cute! They were taking a nap in the Afternoon Delight thread! One would almost think they were precious until one remembers that they are actually surly, sexy teen clones.
A whole new batch of sexy teenagers at Legion World... that's WAY kewl! Even if they are, like, clones of the old people that have been here for-like-EVER already.
And Mr. Mllash, not ALL teens are surly, y'know... some of us are full of pep! *chirp of emphasis*
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(Hm, no way I'm missing this teen party! Everyone knows my longtime assistant/play partner Jailbait Lass has given me tips on keeping myself looking like a teenager perpetually! I'll just Kid Cobalt, and take his place!)
(Now, a quick costume change...yes, yes, it makes sense that Kid Cobalt would have on silk boxers, I haven't worn those in ages...and now...)
AW YEAH LMB! Let the fun begin!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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