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Cutie Pie Shirley Temple...on speed. Five year old dancing at ninety miles an hour, manic smile on her face. Chucky hell!

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I've seen the grown-up Shirley Temple in a couple movies. VERY cute. Thing is, the characters she played tended to be EXACTLY what Jack Nichsolson described in "AS GOOD AS IT GETS".
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Never saw that movie with Nicklolson. don't really care about him as an actor. But she was a serious cutie when she was in her early twenties and legal. [LOL]

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In a fit of uncharacteristic and uniform insanity, Pauly Shore is elected vice president of the United States.

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Carrot Top becomes host of the new muppet show, and his theme song is "Orange like Me."

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quote:
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Carrot Top becomes host of the new muppet show, and his theme song is "Orange like Me."
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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quote:
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Never saw that movie with Nicklolson. don't really care about him as an actor. But she was a serious cutie when she was in her early twenties and legal. [LOL]
"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a MAN. Then I remove all sense of logic and responsibility."


I really hope Shirley Temple wasn't like that in real life!
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Well, She was a real ambassador, not a phony one, so someone somewhere must have thought she had some.


For halloween, everyone dress up as dead child stars and go visit the homes of their former execs still living.

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New SNL skit... "Lets kill a Dog!"

Gameshow with various players and Micheal Vick as a contestant. Twist is that at the end the "dogs" played by the actors of course get to chainsaw all the contestants. Shocking grossout factor and hilarity ensues.

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Martha Stewart and Madonna make a child together.

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the guy from the advert's for the Chicago Code has and incredibly large forehead. Talk about an easy target.

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New fall show-

Spliff McGee and Sister Betty: Sister Betty is a roving nun with a gun, solving crimes with the aid of her hippy pal, Spliff. Spliffs ability to turn anything into a bong and outtoke his opponents make them a formidable team. Look Out, Evildoers.

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Jack Tripper and Harvey Feirstein, the really odd couple.

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A new wave of eighties glam rocker's breaks out and the first new group...The Anaconda's. Women and teenage gay males immediately run out to the grocery store and by hair spray, mousse, and packs of makeup.

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Betty Frocker- After having conquered the instant bake food selections, Betty Crocker expands her scope and starts delving into women's frocks. they are quick, cheap, and easy.

Women and transvestite's in San Francisco take an immediate liking to them. the hoity cutchure types bay for her blood... not relaizing that she isn't real, just a symbol of a gigantic megacorp.

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