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Cobalt Kid
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Have her teeth fallen out yet? Could be a good thing.

[Big Grin]

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Actually, that reminds me of a disgusting, brutal horror movie that was out a few years ago.

(Maybe joke not so funny...)

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Take the "L" out of "death pool" and you've got "death poo." [Big Grin]

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Impending menopause doesn't seem that bad to me. Besides, I'm already in such steep decline that even if it made me decline further nobody would notice. Unless I actually died, of course.

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[snip]

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Actually, that reminds me of a disgusting, brutal horror movie that was out a few years ago.

When did they go back to making the other kind?

[Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
So its the zombie 'pocalyspe, and you are the last normal human left. Turns out, after finding an abandoned science lab, you find out it's still possible to save the human race, but only if you mate with a member of the zombie's.

do you do it?

*I think I just threw up some.

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^'pends on how long she'd been dead! [LOL]

[Wink]

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Have her teeth fallen out yet? Could be a good thing.

[Big Grin]

I mean, what's NOT funny about necrophilia, right? It's a victimless crime, is it not? [LOL]
quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Actually, that reminds me of a disgusting, brutal horror movie that was out a few years ago.

(Maybe joke not so funny...)

Oh? Do tell! [Big Grin]

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What would Karen Carpenter do ooo oooh
for a klondike bar?

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!

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What if Infectious Lass married... the Immune?

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Something pithy!

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It's wrong, I know, but sometimes, you just wanna take a cork and shove it down a family members throat and say "if you cant find anything to say good, shut the fuck up."

And the only thing that stops me is not having a mallet to drive it far enough.

Okay, maybe it isn't wrong. Where's a corkwood tree when ya need it?

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Something pithy!

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Which are you, the photographer or the subject...

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Admit it...you wanna punch Sheldon as much as you wanna laugh at him.

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Something pithy!

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"Math Science History unravelling the mystery
that all started with mah' big Wang!"


I got a choice, I can get the heel spur cut out, or I can try to get it dissolved with Steroids... which is bad for my diabetes. Ummmmm, roid rage... now, which politician can I take it out on?

Airbourne is BS so far, I've taken it daily at the prescribed times and I've still got a nose runnin off like a firehouse.

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!

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Lets adopt tackle football rules for golf. Speed rounds will take on a entirely new meaning.

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Something pithy!

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Matter Eater Lad bites a "robot" from Stel of Grenda's home planet.

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!

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The Obamney ticket! Just eeewwww.

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Something pithy!

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