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All the monkeys on that ranch in texas break free, eat birds with avian bird flu, then some mad cows, and proceed to take over Houston, Miami, LA, and New York. They various cities in the real South and vegas, but are shot on site.

Brian Williams, doing a roving report on the matter, gets hit with monkey flung poo.

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The next season of 'Dexter' feature a bad guy called 'The Comic Book Killer' who's MO (after crippling Deb with a gunshot wound that severs her spinal cord)is killing writers, artists or editors and setting them up in a scene from a comic they worked on. The 'refridgerator' scene is one thing, but the 'IC Titan Massacre' alone doubles the precinct's unsolved crime rate and threatens to cost everyone their jobs.
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How to achieve the fastest track times ever in London?

Hungry lions released behind them.

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Would raging bulls do?

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Just the one that gored that matador in the >BEEEEEP<.

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Just saw Martin Scorcese's Siri commercial, and it's obvious that if he ever suffers traumatic brain injuries, it'll just slow him down to normal speed.

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quote:
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Just the one that gored that matador in the >BEEEEEP<.

Professional Bullrider Judd Lefew says they call that an "ivory enema". [Eek!]

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I bet he hopes those kind of happenings are lefew and far between.

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I had to check it out. Honestly, I had no idea Shirley Temple was so amazingly pretty when she was a young woman.
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Check out Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer. She was a lovely young woman. Never liked her child movies, though.

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Without a Dictionary, how would you know how to spell "dictionary"?

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For centuries, hot pokers and branding irons were considered devices of horrible torture.

Now, women have "curling irons".

Go figure.

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If you can open a can, are you.... can able?

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So its the zombie 'pocalyspe, and you are the last normal human left. Turns out, after finding an abandoned science lab, you find out it's still possible to save the human race, but only if you mate with a member of the zombie's.

do you do it?

*I think I just threw up some.

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^'pends on how long she'd been dead! [LOL]

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