Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Your excuses for not registering/posting are UNACCEPTABLE!

I haven't read Legion in awhile.

So what?


I haven't read much Legion.

So what?


I haven't read the Legion AT ALL.

You wouldn't be the only one.


I don't like the Legion that much.

So what? It's never been one of my top 10 either, but that hasn't stopped me.


I don't know where to start.

The Mission Monitor Board and Spaceopoly forums in particular have tons of threads where it's easy to jump in, but feel free to start anywhere.

Welcome to Legion World. Introduce yourself, why don\'t ya! is a classic.

Starting your own 'Hi, I'm new here' thread on the Mission Monitor Board is a guaranteed way to get some LW love in short order. (If I'm wrong, I'll send you Eryk Davis Ester. Yours to keep!)

I'll admit to topic bias here, but how about What\'s your Legion-reading roadmap? (Even if you've never read LSH. Especially if you've never read LSH!)


I'm not sure where (which forum) to start a thread I have in mind.

Feel free to send a PM to a moderator. They are listed at the top of each forum.

Sometimes threads are moved to a forum that better suits the topic. When that happens, the topic starter is sent a PM to let him/her know where the thread is. No big deal.


I love the Five Years Later Legion, and everyone else HATES it.

Space-Malarkey!

I dare you to find a Legion character, creator, concept, or direction that NO ONE likes...or isn't willing to post puns about, anyway.


I'm interested in the role-playing on the Mission Monitor Board, but don't get how it works.

Getting Involved in Roleplaying on the MMB: 101


How do I know someone hasn't started a thread on topic X?

There's a search function at top right. The results can be quirky sometimes, though.

We try to avoid duplicate threads, but don't worry about checking thousands of threads first. A quick search should do. Chances are, you'll put a new spin on the topic anyway.


How do I use the smilies, post a picture, and all that?

Tons of info available in the FAQ . The FAQ link is also available at top/right on every page.


I'll only post if there's bubble wrap.

See you in the Titans forum!


THE FOLLOWING REASONS WILL BE ACCEPTED IN THE SHORT TERM:


I want to read the board a bit, see if this is a place where I want to spend my time.

Fair enough. But after four dozen visits....


I hate Doctor Mayavale.

So do I. But someone will kill him soon. Someone always does.

Now I can't help but be curious which comics DO make Teeds' top 10.

AMBUSH BUG, LAST KISS, NEW TEEN TITANS.....

Excellent! Lurkers de-lurk! New posters register!

New viewpoints and senses of humor needed!

Gay flirting encouraged!

just be respectful of others, and Legion World can be your oyster!

Plus you can take extended absences and return to open arms!

Like me.

I'm learning that today.

Just be careful of wandering hands.

we should make a club! Legion World Reservists.

Uuhhh... my dog ate my registration/posting?

Screw the real world, no one understands your love of the Legion. Except other Legion fans.... Yeah!!!!

So come on get happy.

Ok, get Durlan then!

Or ... let's get those dastardly Durlans!!!

Okay, okay, I'll start posting. Sheesh. Nag like a mom why don'tcha.

Clean the gutters.
Dig the dead cat out from under the house.
Empty the septic tank, no we don't gotta pump. Use yer hands.
Clean off the roof right next to the power line, use this metal handled rake.


I mean, sometimes its like they are trying to film me for America's funniest home videos.

Now you want me to start posting here.

Oy vey.

Oy vey, look what we've started!!!

Oy Vey, Everybody!

Oy Vey...is he in the Legion Academy?

Yes.

You are so easy aren't you YYAY?

Yes.

<marquee behavior=alternate>I knew you would say that!!!</marquee>

^Liar!!!!!

Err... the dog ate my posts?

Hello Legion World!

Matlock! You've been missed buddy!

Trying to remember how my favorite version of the Legion fits in with all the other hyper-dimensional versions of the Legion induces a migraine headache coupled with fanboy-resultant paralysis that prevents me from reaching & using the keyboard in order to post?

That's epidemic, FF. Press on through the pain.

Just enjoy what you can of the here and now...or reread the stuff you like and talk about that.

Matlock... Welcome back. We've missed ya.

Matlock! It's been forever! Good to "see" you!

Saturn Queen wiped my mind and I forgot I already registered here.

Hey, if it worked for Comet Queen...

Welcome back, IB.

Stay away from queens.

I am no longer in LegionWorld continuity. Look for me in the next reboot.

Thanks, HWL! Great to be back

Oh, do I have to? They always say they'll make me feel like a king

It's likely very hot and humid in Queens right now. Of course I think that's true for about 9/10ths of America, but still...

I feel funny because I wear a jacket most nights here. I guess I'm just used to the temperature back home.

I wonder how hot it is in the desert right now?

....your face is an excuse

GASP!!!!! Joeboy's back!

*has heart attack, dies, and misses any future Joeboy posts....

...Except is brought back as a message board-posting zombie*

I nominate this as the truest thread on this here message board!!!

ACTIVELY encouraged!

Oh, and inability to spell is NOT an excuse either.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

It is well-known that all flirting on Legion World (via English, Esperanto, Swahili, Interlac, semaphore, whatever it is Lash is doing...doesn't matter), is gay flirting, no matter if the parties involved are male, female, robots, vegetables, inanimate objects, or Cobie. That is a fact.

I haven't yet met a flirt on Legion World who isn't happy and gay, after all. Sometimes it's quite manic, but still very happy and gay.