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WWMWD?
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A thread inspired by the totally awesome Exnihil!

So, what would Mort Weisinger do?

1. Turn 'em into super-babies for an issue!

2. Have the girl Legionnaires revolt!

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3. Give him a lion's head.

4. Design a mask so form-fitting you'd swear it was a real face.

5. Line it with lead.

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6. Exploit Exnihil's talent.

7. Tell him none of his designs are good enough.

8. Hire him to design the next 200 MMB symbols anyway and tell him they have to be done tonight.


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9. Have a Legionnaire thought to betray the group.

10. Have actual bad guys join the Legion under false pretenses


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11. When in doubt, create a bizarro duplicate!

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12. Introduce a new variety of Kryptonite.

13. Let the pets debate it out in thought balloons.


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14. More LL characters.


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Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
6. Exploit Exnihil's talent.

7. Tell him none of his designs are good enough.

8. Hire him to design the next 200 MMB symbols anyway and tell him they have to be done tonight.
lol


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15. Not allow any black members!


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#597098 08/09/11 07:56 AM
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16. Foil a hoax

(As an aside... I really wish there were more hoaxes in real life. Sure there are plenty of scams, but I would love to take part in an elaborate hoax designed to teach someone a valuable lesson. About which...)

17. Learn a valuable lesson - don't worry, it won't last.

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#597099 08/09/11 09:23 AM
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18. Expel large numbers of longtime members for minor violations of the rules!

19. Bonus points if 18 is done by a complete newbie.

20. Double bonus points if it is done for noble reasons!

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21. Move to Marvel and promptly Anglicize his surname. Probably to "White" or something equally romantic.


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22. Recycle a story from five years ago!

23. Create his own version of another publisher's successful character!

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24. Just tell the writers what to write ... It saves time in editing.

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25. Convince an entire generation of children that the word, "ironic," means, "coincidental".


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