Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years

Several statues are seen, the foremost being:

A beautiful woman, with the Emerald Eye hovering next to her. On the bottom of the statue reads: “The Emerald Empress, who reminded us that there is always hope and always a chance to change”.

Additionally, there are several statues for the long list of Security Officers who have passed away over the years; this includes those who fell against attacks during the Dark Stu Saga, the Alt ID Rebellion, the LMBP Civil War, the Good, the Dark and the Dead, LMB: Infinite Crisis, The Invasion by the Dark Oval, the Attack by the '52', the Five Faces of Death and now recently by the attempted conquest of Legion World by Phineas B. Fuddel.

Note: This was once the third Office of Security Thread

• The original Security Office thread ran here from page 1 - 111.
• The second Office of Security thread ran here before returning to the original thread from pages 111 - 114, until it moved to the third location.
• The third Office of Security began with the traditional title of 'Cobalt's Office of Security, before becoming simply 'The Office of Security' here . The third Security Office then became the "Memorial for Fallen Security Officers" here in tribute to the many Security Officers who lost their lives defending Legion World from its various enemies.

A bold new era is upon us, and I think its time for a bold new Office of Security! We, the Office of Security, pledge to work with the new leadership to keep Legion World safe at all times. And in regards to our status as LMBers, we will honorably acquiesce to your judgments in regards to the decision making process of the LMB! Congratulations Actor Lad and Kent Shakespeare, it will be an honor to work with you.

As Legion World knows, there has been some periods in history where the LMB leadership and the Office of Security did not get along--mainly b/c the Office of Security exists as an internal office of Legion World, rather than an arm of the LMB. Its historical origins set in the naming of Cobalt Kid as permanent leader of the espionage squad early in year one (like Cham in LSH), Chief of Security is a position I hold for life. *However*, this office is designed to work with and respect the LMB Leadership, and will follow your lead in LMB matters.

Sweet Ass Sweet! Long live the LMB and Legion World!

- Cobalt Kid
Chief of Security

A new structure is upon us to reflect this new time: updated 9/15/3006

Chairperson and CEO, Committee on Security
Cobalt Kid, position held for life
Cobalt Kid is the founder of the Office of Security

Co - Chiefs of Security:
Abin Quank
Matlock

Deputy Chief of Security, Honorary Space Ranger Position
Everyday Girl

Senior Security Officers
Invisible Brainiac seniority decision making over other security officers excluding the Chiefs of Security.
Arachne seniority decision making over other security officers excluding the Chiefs of Security.

Head of Mystic Crimes Division:
Pagan Lass seniority decision making over other security officers in mystical natured crimes excluding the Chief and co-Chiefs of Security, and Senior Security Officers.

Security Officers:
Shark Lad
Blockade Boy
Dev-Em
Kara
Furball
Future
Dedman
Frio
Caliente
Disaster Boy
Hrun the Barbarian
Stoopid Cat
Polar Boy
LardLad
Other unnamed rank and file officers
Supergirl Robots, volume 4.1

Please also be aware that there are three ultra-secret security officers on Legion World, whose names I will not, and am under no obligation to reveal.

Executive Assistant to the Chairperson on the Committee of Security
Jailbait Lass

Assistant to Chiefs of Security
My Whee Fem


Security Committee:
The Office of Security is run by a joint committee of the Legion of former Deputy Leaders (LMB) and the Legion World Founders. Cobalt Kid (Chairperson) is the Chairperson of this committee and that is a position he holds for life, and thus cannot be removed by a LMB leader or the Legion of former Deputy Leaders. Also on this committee are Matlock and Abin Quank, Co-Chiefs of the Office of Security. The Committee is needed for major decision making processes and reform within the Office of Security.

The Security Committee does not need to be alerted to minor decisions, such as the issuing of warrants or arresting criminal suspects. If it so deems, the Committee may call a meeting in order to intervene during the procedure in reaction to acts by the Security Office; however, it does not proactively guide or execute policy.

The LMBP Leader (current) has the power to veto an act passed by the Securty Committee. It can only be overruled by a majority vote by the Legion of Former Deputy Leaders in unison with a majority vote of the Legion World founders in unison with a vote by Cobalt Kid, founder of the Office of Security.

Since my father decided to relax a little over the LMBP's OYL, I now have access to the Psyonian Guard again. Should the need arise, the Psyonian Guard is at the disposal of the Security Office, unless doing so in some way compromises the security of Psyonia or the Psyonian Royal Family.

Ooh, I think I've been promoted! Rock on. Frio and I will have to celebrate!!

So, what kind of benefits package do we get? Frio and I have been discussing a vacation to Rockhopper's Resort...

personally i consider all the free booze and the bribes as pretty good benefits

As long as the office doesn't interfere with legitimate business transactions.

how do I get on the security committee? I'm, like, pretty secure and stuff ...

I guess it must be a bold new era if I'm now head of intergalactic security...

Just point me towards the intergalactic cleaning supplies locker (the one that vanished with the old Trophy Room) and I'll get started on cleaning up a few intergalactic messes...

I guess this means that I'll have to turn my Traditional Legion World Janitorial Duties over to the trio of Everyday Girl, Jailbait Lass, and My Wee Fem.

But who can I find to keep them from creating more messes than they clean up?

It's good that we have a strong Security Office. I have a feeling it will face its biggest test ever in the near future.....

Yeah, the Security Office is looking good!

And *choke* thanks for the promotion, Cobie. I'll do my best to prove I'm worthy of it! *sniff*

My compliments to you Cobie on the new digs. I'm particularly pleased about the memorials to two of my best friends, the Emerald Empress & Space Ranger.

Good luck with the new place.

Spoken like a veteran of this office

Tamper, no need to worry, that will not happen via this office.

Sharky, as the first ever 'new' recruit of the Office, you're a genuine leader around here! In fact, its you I'll be coming to the most to handle the 'dirty work' when criminals need to be 'roughed up'...

You know, that would be a great TV show...(I'll have cameras & TV's installed with a direct feed to our offices...)

Yes, I...I agree Lardy....(though I hoped it wouldn't happen...)

I know you will! Your heroics during LMB Infinite Crisis will never be forgotten!

That was the most important part in getting the new office up to me and I knew you'd feel the same way Vee. May the forever rest, while we remain vigilant in their honor!




Oh, er, I probably should get back to work...

Hmmmmm... that reminds me that I need to have the dimensional portal from your old office moved into this new one. You know, in case you need to instantly access the Loser Cave... or my personal living quarters at LMBP Plaza. You know... emergency stuff

So, when do I get to eat someone, for security purposes of course ...

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Cobalt, your PM box is full! It wouldn't let me respond to your latest PM for that reason! I have matters of utmost security to discuss with you! Please, make some room!

still waiting to eat someone ...

Well, I think I'd prefer that you didn't eat me, but I wouldn't mind slipping into the pool with you for a little dorsal fin stroking

Whoa! Now that's the best offer I've gotten in a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time ...

Last one in the pool is a rotten egg!

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Sharky, I want to go over some new interrogation methods with you that I was thinking could be useful. It involves covering the suspect in chum and hurling them into your 'office'...

excellent ... nothing wrong with a little chum ... damn, now I'm hungry ... think I'll hit the beach for a while ... to check for security risks, of course ...

Mm, mm, mm. I just love making new acquaintances.

'sup, icey-fresh? Wanna go for a swim? Just grab onto my fin ... hold on tight, though ... it vibrates when I'm excited ...

Frio, Shark Lad.

Shary, Frio.

Try to keep it under control . We've got interns trying to get some work done after all

No worries, chief ... never will it be said I don't have my priorities straight ... security comes first, women come second ...

or sometimes not at all ...

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