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Morningstar
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Damnation, I enjoy everybody's company too much to keep this place age-restricted.

But we're still catering solely to the needs and interests of the oft-neglected middle-aged.

Either I have an old soul or Cramey's just a great host, because I'm feeling well catered to. *tee hee*

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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
ah, the unrestrained optimism of youth!

I'll get nipped, tucked, and injected with a tank load of botox before I look a day over 25.

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Would anyone like to join me in a bountiful lobster and shrimp feast, today? It will be accompanied with real drawn butter, caesar salad, fresh bread, and an exquisitely dry chardonnay!

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Excuse me you two, but there aren't any adults around. You'll have to leave with me.

[Big Grin]

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how about the ones of us suffering a quarter life crisis....

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Excuse me you two, but there aren't any adults around. You'll have to leave with me.

Re-read the thread's title, Spunky.

It's no longer Age-Restricted. Now, pass the drawn butter, please.

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Spunky?

I have a really good spunk comment, but I don't want to upset the older folks... [Big Grin]

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Gods, his arrogance is sexy! *swoons*

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From: Delegate of Starhaven | Registered: Dec 2003 | IP: Logged |

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Ah, thanks but I've never been a huge seafood fan and I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about all that butter. Nice of you to offer though.
I think I'll just kick it in the Smoking room for a bit and watch Matlock on the big screen plasma TV for a while.
Ahhhh...so relaxing.
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...zzzzzzzzzz.....

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Semi Transparent Fellow
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Lobster sounds great, TS. I'll skip the butter and bread and put the lobster in the salad. You are such a good hostess. Must be that southern belle charm you have so much of.

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Thank you, kindly, Semi T.! I'm almost sure though that, within the confines of Club MLC if not all of LW, that we are immune to the ill effects of fatty foods.

We don't age, either. It's all the beauty and power of vampirism, without the bloodsucking. Pretty good deal, actually.

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Okay...Male test for age consideration...

What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.

If its porno, you are probably too young to get the full benefit of this club.

If its burlesque, you have started to age like a fine wine. You enjoy the natural beauty of life, and the tease that goes with it. The mind is stimulated much more than any other organ.

If its porno...go out and get a date.

If its burlesque, take the wife and enjoy a stimulating evening.

If its porno, go out to your clubs and your loud music and your wild dancin', ya young whippersnappers.

If its burlesque, sit back, enjoy an adult beverage for the taste and not necessarily the stupefy-ing effects, the art of the tease, and the joy of remembering when you had the energy to do something about it.

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Something pithy!

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Next up, the ladies test...and since i am not a lady, lol, someone needs to find a good one for us.

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Something pithy!

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.

What if one doesn't care for either?

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Originally posted by Re-AniMiner:

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
What would you rather see...porno or burlesque.
What if one doesn't care for either?

You go to a Martin and Lewis Movie festival?

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