Topic: Club Mid-Life Crisis - No Longer Age-Restricted
Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
posted
Gosh FC you know, this is such a nice restful place away from all the ruckus the young un's make, someone ought to open a club just for the oldsters or something.
what? Whats that speak up gosh durned whispering, in my day children stood up when an adult entered the room, and spoke up! And they took their caps off an all.
Now where's that Hammock?
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
A hammock? Naw, that'll be for later in the day when it's nap time. For now though may I suggest port and cigars in the War Room? The fireplace, the comfy chairs and the robo-butler are sounding awfully attravtive right now. ...and none of that no-carb, low-fat, no-salt junk for lunch if you please.
From: Smallville Sector : Greater Metropolis | Registered: Jun 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Yellow Kid, through the magic of Legion World, you may eat Beef Wellington and trifle to your heart's content at Club MLC, with no ill effects.
Viv, you're welcome here as a guest of course - but you really must be experiencing some of the early-creakiness and sagging energy of middle age to be a full-fledged member.
And I forgot to tell CJ that feeling too old to be young and too young to be old should qualify him as a middle ager, on probation. Maybe his mother lied about his birthdate...
posted
Now, this is my kind of place. Pour this 45-ster a Rum and Diet Coke, if you please.
Does being whimsy-challenged qualify as being in a (somewhere-in-)life crisis? Around here, it does, methinks {rueful smile, as he sips his drink}
From: Starhaven Consulate, City of Angels | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
posted
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Yellow Kid, through the magic of Legion World, you may eat Beef Wellington and trifle to your heart's content at Club MLC, with no ill effects.
Mmmmmmmmm. Beef Wellington, yum yum. And a fully sherry trifle with "real" cream.
if you can promise me fresh baked thick cut breead with real butter and home made jam for breakfast, I may never eat anywhere else again.
Sit gingerly down in chair saving his aching back from further strain.
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Most of use middle agers have to be very careful about what we eat in real life. I think it's only in this make-believe world that we can eat anything without ill effect. And beef wellington won't hurt you, as long as you don't each the crust.
Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
-------------------- "Tempus Fugitive" the final part of the Adventures of Dream Boy series, set in the Three-Boot Universe. Read it only in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
From: here, more often than not | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Viv, you're welcome here as a guest of course - but you really must be experiencing some of the early-creakiness and sagging energy of middle age to be a full-fledged member.
With this worlds doctors, I'll never sag.
-------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
From: The Mansion | Registered: Mar 2004
| IP: Logged |
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
ah, the unrestrained optimism of youth!
