Computer! <panting> Bring up all available footage from monitors around Lardy's Lair and airspace directly above it from time immediately before, during and after its destruction.
Acknowledged. Working...
I'm gonna find out exactly what it was they used to destroy my place!
<glares at computer screen as it works>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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<hours later, Lard Lad is studying one particular still frame>
Hmmm...that looks like it might me a humanoid shape inside of that blur...but I can't be sure. My computer can't verify it. I need to take this image to someone with a superior computer. Hmmm...yes!
<downloads image into Omnicom and 'ports out of his office>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Hmmm the odds of Cobalt Kid getting himself a compromising situation resulting in mayhem just tightened up considerably.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Don't worry, Tamper Lad. I have no intention of letting Elvira get within 10 feet of Cobie unless I'm present.
I trust him, but her...
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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To: My Whee Fem CC: Jailbait Lass, Matlock, Arachne From : Cobalt Kid Subject: Foreign Visitors
My Whee Fem,
I'll be quick: please be careful and stay away from the woman known as Whordru. She is extremely dangeruos. You and Jailbait Lass are not to go near her or risk your lives needlessly. My bodyguard, Arachne, will be watching you both throughout, and I'll have various holograms set up to ensure that you are not harmed.
I will contact Whordru on my own terms in the Dark Oval Embassy when the time is right, and you can pass that message along.
If anything goes wrong, please follow Matlock or Spellbinder.
- Cobalt Kid Chief of Security
PS - Everytime Tamper Lad makes a comment about me, wink in his direction and smile. He's a sucker for a pretty face
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<The Earth-4 party, including the SMBers arrives> We're back. Most of the SMB were unavailable. We brought Infra-Red Lass, High Density Kid, Polka-Dot Lad, Openly Gay Lad and Rockhopper Lass with us. Funniest thing: When we arrived back here, "Reboot" informed us he was a temporary replicant that the real Reboot sent to help us. Then he disappeared.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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<incoming transmission from Lard Lad from Actor Lad's Admisistrative Offices>
We have a new lead on the bombing of the Lair. Please put an A.P.B. out on a humanoid male wearing a stylized red "S" symbol in the manner of the dead earth language "English" on his chest. Also, search databases for any such references because it sounds familiar. This individual is wanted for questioning regarding his presence at the Lair at the time of the bombing. Use caution, for he may be extremely dangerous!
<end transmission>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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What the hell was that all about? I know I don't get along too well with Actor and Reboot lately, but this is getting out of HAND! If my power hadn't kicked back in in time, I could've died!
I'm a deputized security officer! I might have to file charges against Actor...
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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Faraway’s hologram appears in the Security Office, the image is blurred and fuzzy and the sound is unclear.
“Alert, Alert…any security officers ……managed to get information on the attacker. Looks like a time distortion …..”
The image of Faraway fades before returning
“not sure how long I can keep this connection open, The faraway force is struggling here. ……… Here is …..image of………………be careful, not all that glistens is gold……….”
Faraway’s Image fades to be replaced by…
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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<Dedman enters with the Space Ranger held at the end of a Space Blaster>
Cobie...COBIE!!!!! I caught the Space Ranger. He tried to kill me, and I saw him taking potshots at Hrun too.
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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Be careful though. I'm starting to wonder if this Ranger's technology is more advanced than we've been led to believe. He hasn't been seen in days, and suddenly is captured? I feel this could be a trap.
You take point on this one, since you'll be able to survive what he has planned. Please try to keep Everyday Girl from him...for some reason everyone is trying to get to her, and I owe the first Space Ranger to make sure that never happens...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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