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<message left on Cobalt's personal Omnicom>
Cobalt, this is Lardy. Whordru has agreed to aid us in the event of an invasion. That is conditional, however, on your agreeing to provide something unspecified in return for her services. She wants you to contact her ASAP, so she can tell you her terms. Attached to this transmission is a special holocom code you can use to contact her that goes directly to her palace.
She didn't tell me what she wanted, but that evil smile on her face told me you wouldn't like it at all!
Look, buddy. I won't blame you if you decide to pull out of this should her terms be more than you want to go through with. So, no pressure. You're my best friend, and we'll find some other way to get the help we need if we must. I promised her you'd at least contact her, though, so please do.
I'm heading home buddy, so I'll see you soon. I just have one other stop to make.
Lardy out.
<end message>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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<enters, hearing Polar Boy, Hrun and Matlock tussling on the floors above>
Good morning. Are you the receptionist? My Whee Fem? That's an interesting name. Tell me, is Cobalt Kid or Everyday Girl in right now?
No?
You've been here for awhile now, correct? You probably have some interesting opinions on the various security officers working here, and their apparent penchant for violence.
Would you mind answering a few questions? I assure you, I won't take too much of your time.
No, please. I insist.
Perhaps when you're not working, if I bump into you in the streets...
<exits, leaving a visibly shaken My Whee Fem.>
-------------------- Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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I must remind you, 'ranger,' you have no authority to conduct investigations here.
<pages Cobie, requests a bodyguard for My Whee Fem.> Hmmm... is Hrun available for duty?
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Thanks for the heads-up Kent! After the Red Bee's attacks on Jailbait Lass, I won't have my staff be the victims of bullies and madmen any longer!
My Whee Fem will have bodyguards from now on, and I ask that other Security Officers watch out for her (and LWers in general)!
This Ranger is going too far. Thanks to Kent for his vigilence!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Following recent events, deputy leader of the LMB Kent Shakespeare has authorized the capture of the Space Ranger of the Dark Oval, Dak Sussarc.
Please make this a top priority, as we try to sniff out this subversive element. To maintain some level of order, please conduct yourselves here, in this thread (so as not to consume the MMB with too many threads on the first page).
Additionally, while many members of Legion World maintain that there is a strong overreaction among some of us LMBers, I believe that we are in the midst of a full-fledged INVASION . Please be vigilant and keep up some level of presence at The Grand Central Space Port.
Be strong security officers. My Whee Fem and an elite bodyguard of Psyonians and Varangian Guard will watch this office. Jailbait Lass will stay by my side as we disperse throughout Legion World.
Follow the lead of the LMB leadership at this time, but use your own best judgement in all situations.
- Cobalt Kid Chief of Security
[ August 21, 2006, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Hrun is unsure of the answer to that question as his mother never talks about the stranger who appeared and lived every so briefly with them until Hrun was two years old.
Looking down at the ice surrounding his waste, Hrun shrugs, flexes a muscle and the ice shatters. Dusting shards of ice from his barbarian loincloth, Hrun follows Everyday girl out of the security office.
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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