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Ya know Cobes you really should be more careful with your DNA. Maybe we should hire a mop-and-bucket crew to follow you around on your adventures.
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From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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I'm not saying they're Giant Invisible Robotic Lesbian Supergirl Robots that shoot invisible flames from their mouths, but I'm not saying they aren't, either.
I went ahead and got the cloning vats all ready, and dedman's wussing out on me?! Oh well. Anyone else want some clones done?
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Sorry Mearl i just can........WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! DOX!! thats the same name the other green dude had. And he wanted to rule the universe too!!!! Could there be a connection?!?
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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Oooh. As long as you're already got the vat out could you whip up one of me so it can go to work and I can stay here and post?!? I've always wanted my own worker-drone.
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From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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I'd be happy to, Loser Lad, but he'd probably have the same work ethic as you. You'd have to arm wrestle each other to decide who has to go to work.
Well... having a few spare lions around can't hurt!
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If he's my clone I'm sure it wouldn't take too long to come up with enough incriminating photographic evidence to compel him to go to work every night like a good little worker-drone...
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From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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I'm just saying, you wanna make sure you don't want to give your clone reason to rise against you. Eventually you two will be locked in a death struggle, and Cobie'll be off to the side with a blaster going "I don't know which one to shoot! They look the same!!!" and we'll have to try to come up with a question only the REAL Loser Lad would know, not realizing the clone obviously would know it too if he's implanted with all your memories... and you'll have to finally both be killed by being stamped to death by a giant invisible guard robot, so your evil clone won't be able to take over the whole universe or anything eeeevil like that. *cough*
So, I'll give you your clone! But please take turns with him or something, lest we have to stomp you to death with robots.
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Hmmm. Never thought about the whole "clone uprising against his master" scenario. Being stamped to death by a giant invisible guard robot *would* suck, but on the other hand I wouldn't mind getting a few nights off of work. I guess I'll have to learn to take turns.
Promise not to let my evil clone try to take over the Universe. At least not until you're done with it your Highness!
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From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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Oh believe me, I take full responsibility for my clone. I'm just saying that should you ever relinquish control of the Universe (not that any of us ever wish for that, but maybe some day you'll grow bored with it or something), who am I to stand in my evil clone's way should he try to step in and assume Supreme Rulership.
Until then, I and my clone promise to be good, loyal subjects (so long as the cupcakes hold out).
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