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Granted. You and Jeff "lunch" together tomorrow. It is the worst "lunch" you have ever had. It is so bad that you seriously consider giving up "lunch" forever.
I wish I would stop ruining Lad Boy's wishes.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted. But you instead wind up continually ruining the wishes of Gary and Scott, who banish you from LW in retaliation - and wind up cyber-stalking you, stealing your identity, ruining your credit and making your life miserable.
I wish I had thought of a better response.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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You did, but it was so complex to express that it overpowered the server on which Legion World resides. As a result Gary and Scott banish you from LW in retaliation - and wind up cyber-stalking you, stealing your identity, ruining your credit and making your life miserable.
I wish I had change for a dollar.
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Granted, you now have two pennies for your dollar.
I wish I could look good in spandex
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted. You are twenty-nine years old. Bad news is that you're also now a cocker spaniel.
I wish Lad Boy (no longer a cocker spaniel) were with me at midnight New Year's Eve for a kiss.
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I wish a comic convention were being held in DC or Baltimore and that Waid, Kitson, and all the Legion Worlders would show up.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted, unfortunately, you have to be out-of-town that weekend.
I wish we could all meet Lad Boy
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Granted, you ordered the purple shorts instead, but they were all out and sent you a lovely yellow pair.
I wish I were a pair of lycra bike shorts that Lad Boy is wearing.
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granted. but he hasn't taken them off for days. (holiday sloth) and he had a baaaaaad case of food poisoning from some holiday buffet, not to mention all the cheese he has been eating. <stinky>
(you're not into that are you?)
i wish i had a nice new apartment, for cheap!
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