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Granted. He instead took a photograph (ewww!).
I wish I could stay in Florida with my folks for another week.
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Granted: Unfortunately, you'll be hunkered down with Rockhopper Ma and Rockhopper Pa in a subterranean storm shelter as category 5 hurricanes delta, gamma and epsilon dramatically lower the peninsula's property values. Enjoy the bottled water and stale saltines.
I wish I were hunkered down in a storm shelter with the Prince of Penguins.
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Granted. Unfortunately my folks are still there, watching our every move.
I wish there were a nice, reasonably priced, place to have lunch near where I work.
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Granted, there is a nice, reasonably-priced place to have lunch near your work. The food is good too. It is owned, run, & staffed by all your exs & one-night stands. Also your mom is the cashier, so she insists that you eat there everyday.
I wish Lad Boy, Rockhopper Lad, & I were alone in a nicely furnished apartment
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Granted: But we're so tired from entertaining Jake Gyllenhall, Orlando Bloom, and Ed Norton, that we hardly have the energy to speak to each other. (Oh that's not nasty enough...umm...and we all have bad hair.)
I wish more attractive men in the hotel across the street from my office were as uninhibited about nudity as I am when I'm changing into my bike gear at the end of the day.
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Granted, you suddenly appear in Lad Boy's office at 11:59 pm. You trigger all sorts of alarms and are arrested. Lad Boy is at home, of course, but discusses the break-in with his co-workers the next day.
I wish Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Karl Rove, & Dick Cheney would be caught naked and together in a motel room.
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Granted, however the news still gets distorted.
I wish more people would write limericks in the Limericks thread.
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I wish all the anti-gay people in the world would be gay for 2 years.
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Granted. She keeps playing Nixon in China over and over and over.
I wish people would stop staying "liberry" and "liberrian".
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Granted, They will now sing those words to you in their best opera voices.
I wish there was an opera I liked
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Granted. You like The Flying Dutchman; unfortunately, you are now obsessed with the rest of Wagner's works and spend all your money buying every recording of his entire canon.
I wish Quislet and Lad Boy could post here on weekends and holidays.
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