They now work on weekends and holiday and have the rest of the week off.
I wish I was independently wealthy
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You're a greedy, bigoted, gay-bashing, far right wing conservative Republican bastard, and you live in Oklahoma. You're giving millions to support the presidential campaign of Condoleeza Rice.
I Stoney's, the bar across the street, hadn't gone out of business last week.
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Granted, It never opened. You have no fond memories of the times you spent there.
I wish I ate better.
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Granted: Your table manners are impeccable. People are impressed that you actually know which fork to use for the Protean rectal tissue course at the Talokian Thanksgiving feast.
I wish I had Lemnos' power to make people forget meeting me.
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Unfortunately, no one at all remembers you. Hey! Who the hell are you?
I wish Brokeback Mountain had a happy ending.
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Unfortunately, it was written and directed so poorly, it disappointed you more than the original ending, and it dashed all the film's awards potential.
I wish reality shows ceased to exist.
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In the final episode it is revealed that our existence is a reality show for beings of a higher order of conciousness. No longer needed our universe is terminated when the magnetic tape storing us is degaussed.
I wish that I could be happy with the outcome of the Canadian election on Monday.
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Tamper: Granted: You will be on "happy pills" on Monday, so you'll be happy about everything.
Lad Boy (great to have you here on a weekend night!): Granted! You can play the guitar very badly.
I wish I could get motivated to exercise more.
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Granted, you are now motivated to exercise, but you no longer have the time to exercise.
I wish I had the Lost season two DVD right now.
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Granted, you do have the early release of Lost Season II - but disc 2 is blank because the final episodes haven't been filmed yet. For a mere $98.95 each, you can order those episodes as they are released.
I wish all future San Francisco summers would be warm and sunny every day.
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Grantd, however at night the temperature drops to 30 below zero with rain and snow. And of course that is the only time you can walk your dogs. Plus your yearly fuel bill triples.
I wish I was a pampered pet.
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Granted. You are now the premiere inhabitant of little Emily Duchesne's slug and snail terrarium. She loves her little slimy creatures so much and feeds them only the very best corn meal (they're tastier that way when she has guests over for escargot.)
I wish Quislet would post a picture of himself in Harvard Square wearing a vintage Coco Chanel outfit, complete with matching pumps and handbag -- nd don't forget the pillbox hat.
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The library is in Harvard Square and the pumps and handbag (not shown) did match. (would I lie to you?) The pillbox hat is a little oversized. Didn't Quislet do a good job? You'd never know it was him, would you?
I wish I could watch a private meeting between Semi & Lad Boy.
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Granted. Poor Lad Boy! All alone, crossing the street and he's hit by a semi!
I wish that when I got home tonight, I would find Ty Treadway waiting for me with dinner ready.
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