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Can't keep up with the madcap hilarity and hi-jinks of the MMB? Did life pass you by? Probably your own fault - you've had your nose buried in comic books for the last 30 years, haven't you? At least it's not too late to join Club Mid-Life Crisis.
Membership open to all those aged 45 years and older. We are a very select group. Younger posters are welcome if accompanied by an eligible member.
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As a Founder I have to protest any restricted Clubs, especially those based on age. If we start that then we have to start kicking people out for being too old or too young, according to the Legion constitution.
Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay.
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: As a Founder I have to protest any restricted Clubs, especially those based on age. If we start that then we have to start kicking people out for being too old or too young, according to the Legion constitution.
Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay.
Bah! You're just jealous 'cause you're too young!
Rickshaw, you're in.
Cobie, you're welcome as long as one of us old coots is in the vicinity.
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Golly! I'm broke and underage. Miss Cramer will you volunteer to be my eligible member. I'd ask Abin but he gets too excited when I say "eligble member."
I'll whisper all of the best MMB gossip into your ear!
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: As a Founder I have to protest any restricted Clubs, especially those based on age. If we start that then we have to start kicking people out for being too old or too young, according to the Legion constitution.
Just post a hefty cover charge and you should be okay.
Bah! You're just jealous 'cause you're too young!
Don't push the age issue with me. I can shut you down real quick.
And anyone who has been working since the age of 10, earning a real paycheck, like I have, isn't too young for anything.
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I guess I qualify age-wise. What a great club. I do think the underage guests should follow that wise old practice and "be seen, not heard." Just kidding.
BTW, when is one supposed to have a mid-life crisis. And are you allowed more than one. I think I had my first in my 30's when I went back to law school. Now, I think I'm having another because I don't want to be a lawyer anymore. Is it too late to be a cowboy or an astronaut?
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If Semi gets to be a space cowboy, then I get to be a princess and I'll expect my knight in shining armor to come calling within the next 30 minutes.
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