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Sam Pureheart
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An old English Pub, located somewhere between here and there, then and now.

The bartender is called Slim. He's a dangerous man with many acquaintances, few friends, and no living enemies.

The pub is easy to find for those who have the right frame of mind. Anyone can enter the pub.

But, that's the problem, see. Anyone can enter... But not everyone can leave.

Behind the bar is a large square block of what appears to be clear crystal.

Inside that block is a large white and black Tomcat, frozen in mid-pounce.

Below the block a plaque reads:

STOOPID CAT, FROZEN IN TIME, THE PERFECT BAIT

[ April 05, 2008, 07:03 PM: Message edited by: Slimm ]

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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Sam Pureheart
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I'm Slim, this is my place, follow the few simple rules and we won't have no trouble...

Break my rules, you join the cat... It's that simple.

Rule 1 - If ya can't say nothin' bad about Cobalt Kid, don't mention him.

Rule 2 - IF Cobalt Kid ever shows up to rescue Stoopid Cat, I get first shot at him. You mugs can have what's left after I'm done.

Questions?

What r' ya drinkin'?

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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Ram Boy walks into pub after another mind-numbing day of helping flighty rich women choose fabric swatches for their powder rooms. He stops after seeing what appears to be a frozen cat. He says "Oh, hell no." Then he turns around walks out and heads over to Boys Town still looking for a stiff one.

[ February 09, 2007, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]

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Slim, I'm not familiar with your vendetta against Cobaltus but I too have grown tired of his backward ways. If you ever have the desire to take the fight to him and his comrades, feel free to drop by the LVMBP. My card.

For my drink, I would like a Stoli martini, straight up with one olive. And, may I just say, I truly love the decor. Ice sculptures are very dear to my heart.

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<does not enter yet at this time>

Soon, Stoopid Cat...soon.

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Hello Slim.

You're playing a dangerous game here my friend. She's more likely to come after the cat than he is.

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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

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I got no beef with you, Concord an you should know better'n ta brace me here.

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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I'm just trying to understand what your problem with Cobalt Kid is.

I can't stand the jerk either, but I wouldn't risk a stunt like this.

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(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

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His armies didn't lay waste ta yer homeworld Concord, the way they did ta mine.

He sent his pet general out ta "Teach the Barbarian Hordes a Lesson." 'Cept that General wasn't too picky about makin' sure that the planets he sacked was really members of the Hordes.

We traded wit the Horde. Kinda hard not to when your choices are doing business or becoming slaves. That's all his pet General needed ta know.

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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Pagan Lass
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<An Enraged Pagan Lass Appears in a cloud of Eldrich Smoke>

Slim, or whoever you are... You will release my familiar, NOW!

Or I will bring this bar...

<Pagan Lass halts in mid sentance as a block of crystal encases her>

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What can I DO for you?

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She's not hurt, Concord. So don't try nothin' stupid. I'll let her go after I deal wit Cobalt Kid.

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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No, Slim, I'm not stupid. I've seen enough to realize that inside this bar you're invincible.

I'd advise you not to step outside of it however. Pagan and the cat have a great number of friends and a large family. All of them will be gunning for you.

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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

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What about you Concord? Will you be gunnin' fer me if I go outside?

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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Step outside and find out...

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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

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Hrun desires a drink bar keep!

Mead and plenty of it I must go hunting for and destroying the miscreant known to this world as Cobalt Kid. He must be taught that a woman’s heart is not to be played with.


Hrun notices Stoopid cat and Pagan Lass encased in crystal but manages to hold his tongue.


I have not seen this ale house before tis new me thinks?

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Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!

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