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<uses magnetism to protect self from effects, but now unable to move>
Britney, whatever plan you have, you better get it going now...
<within time sphere, finally sees the inside of Slim's bar, looking at Stoopid Cat, Pagan Lass, Space Tart, a discarded Lard Lad robot and S.H.A.G.>
And now Slim, to remind you that you're not the only person thinking ahead...
<presses button. S.H.A.G. begins to light up>
I sent you the robot knowing you'd attack it and make a trophy. But within it is enough cat-nip to wake up every cat on Legion World. I know time is your domain here, but traveling through space has always been Stoopid Cats. Perhaps he might figure out a way to counter your powers so we can win...
<Slim's time-slowing begins to crack magnetic sphere around Cobalt, the effects stronger than Cobalt thought>
...it looks like I won't have many more moments here...
<sees rage in Slim's eyes>
You really hate me, don't you? But I've never meant you before!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Dives through the shattered doors and rolls off to one side. As she looks over the room she sees that time crystals are forming around both Abin and Cobalt but Slim seems to be ignoring her, the Gencar Security Officers and Everyday Girl...>
Brit, go for Slim! I'll lead the Gencar Security Officers against the Gencar Super Villains...
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What can I DO for you?
From: Legion World Security Office | Registered: Dec 2003
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And now Slim, to remind you that you're not the only person thinking ahead...
<presses button. S.H.A.G. begins to light up>
I sent you the robot knowing you'd attack it and make a trophy. But within it is enough cat-nip to wake up every cat on Legion World. I know time is your domain here, but traveling through space has always been Stoopid Cats. Perhaps he might figure out a way to counter your powers so we can win...
You really hate me, don't you? But I've never meant you before!
Is Catnip really the best you can do Cobalt? Please... By the time Stoopid Cat smells it you'll have been dead for a hundred years...
You've no idea how much I hate you... But you will know before you die...
-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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Slim, tell me, then! Who are you? What have I done to you? I only know a little of your story, but you must realize that whatever happened to your planet had little to do with me!
<Slim's time-slowing power continues to crack magnetic sphere, now Cobalt can no longer move his arms and legs, staring directly into Slim's eyes>
Why hurt so many innocents? What will it take to get you to let them go?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I'm yer Worst Nightmare, Cobaltus. I'm one o' the few survivin' men of Libertion, a planet yer armies sacked during yer war with the Barbarian Hordes.
We had nothin to do with nothin you're fightin about. Our only crime was tradin with the horde at gunpoint. We paid tribute in food so they wouldn't sack our planet.
Then the armies of the great hero and liberator Cobalt Kid came... We Cheered... We Were Saved...
WE DIED! WE DIED BY THE TENS OF THOUSANDS! AT LEAST THE MEN DIED! THE WOMEN JUST WISHED THEY WERE DEAD...
You cared nothing for the innocent people slaughtered on my world. So why should I care about the innocents killed on yours?
Then the survivors sat in the camps and watched you hang a medal around some General's Neck and right next to that General was the man who ordered the rape and destruction of my world.
On that day I passed sentence on YOU, Cobaltus! I decreed that you shall die by my hand! And today it happens...
-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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Liberton? From what I heard Liberton fought with the Barbarians and hoped to invade the United Planets.
But it hardly matters. Because I had nothing to do with any of that, and neither did Legion World! My general, Scipio Taltarus assigned that sector of space to another general. And *that* general was found guilty by me of war crimes and dismissed from our armies.
I was equally as appalled as you were! He was no citizen of Legion World, but a military man supplied to us by the UP. When it became evident what he was all about, we got rid of him. I'd gladly understand your contempt of him. I only ever met him that one time.
To think I had some semblance of control over him is ludicrous Slim.
<sees pure hate in his eyes>
But I see. No, you blame me, as top general. Well, then, fine. I accept your blame. You've become unhinged by the horror, and I don't blame you for it.
I was the lead General in the War, assigned by the UP, and I take full blame. Scipio is long dead now, and only I remain. Free the others. I will go with you. But I will not surrender myself to your custody or be judged by you, I'm afraid. I will never do that.
I gave no such order! You need to stop this immediately!
<S.H.A.G. begins to light up more, and begins growing hotter and hotter>
ENOUGH! I gave no such orders and never would in my life! I do not believe in rape or murder!
You want revenge? Fine! Take it out on me! I'll fight you one on one, powerless! Just leave Stoopid Cat alone!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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(Dammit! That didn't work. I programmed S.H.A.G. to explode, letting forth a time-blast, which in theory creates some sort of temporal rift. A last-ditch effort, I know, but I was hoping it would somehow effect Slim's control over time and space in this Bar. Or at least wake-up Pagan Lass)
You'll pay for that Slim. S.H.A.G. was my friend, and he won't be happy that his shell has been destroyed.
(At least he survives on as the Security Office's major-domo).
<now completely frozen body-wise>
You've got me Slim. What now?
(And where is Brittney and My Whee Fem?)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Well, looks like things are degenerating rapidly. This Slim character sure has it in for Cobalt Kid and the Security Office personnel.
'xcuse me, Mr. Slim. I realize you're a bit busy right now, but do you mind if I get in on the fun? I have my own personal score to settle with some of these people and I would hate to miss the opportunity since it looks like this might be my last chance to pay them back a bit. May I?