By Millar, Hitch and Byrne!!! This issue is so important, this is all we can say:
Wow, what the hell do you suppose that means?! What happened to Drura? Stone Boy? Omega?!
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: WOW! Check out www.comicpreviews.com for this!
Coming out in March 2004;
Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes #1. Written by Mark Millar, art by Bryan Hitch!
For April:
Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #2, by Millar and Hitch.
Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #3, by Millar and Hitch!
For May:
Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes #4 by Millar and Hitch!
Gotta be a hoax: Millar and Hitch could never manage four issues in three months!
-------------------- "Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!" They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Also that month: Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #Red!
The Dark Infectious Lass sage continues!
Written by Millar, Hitch, Byrne and new writer Paris Hilton! The O-Ring take center stage this issue, as Eclipso and Mantis Morlo turn on Omega Man for having an "O" name beginning with "O" instead of ending with "O"! Plus the revelations of his relationship as Chlorophyll Lad's former mother/father come to fruition! Tenzil and Stone Boy deal with the events of last issue, as they say goodbye to Infectous Lass! Also, the Super Moby Dick of Space, Lester Spiffany and Calorie Queen!
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"The Super Moby Dick of Space Joins the Subs"! Millar, Hitch and Hilton bring you the most shocking issue of all, as the Super-Moby Dick of Space joins the Subs in the war against the O-Ring!!! Plus, Lester Spiffany takes center stage!! Also this issue, Stone Boy and Calorie Queen share a 'moment', and boy does it get hot !!!
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"Spotlight on Night Girl!" written and drawn by Paris Hilton! Night Girl gets a chance to shine in the spotlight as she adjusts to the latest developments in the lives of the subs: new members Lester Spiffany, Calorie Queen and the Super-Moby Dick of Space, the loss of Infectous Lass, Tenzil ruthlessly beating Polar Boy and Stone Boy's steamy session with Calorie Queen in the jacuzzi when she was in it with them!!! Plus, what the hell is wrong with Chlorophyll Kid now?!
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Millar and Hitch come back to join Paris Hilton for the conclusion to the O-Ring saga! Can the newly revitalized Subs defeat Evillo and his merry band of super-powerful evil beings?!! Will Chlorophyll Kid stop moaning over the death of all his loved ones? And just wait til you see the Lester Spiffany sequence that is making the woman at the DC offices squeel with delight!!!!
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If you thought recent issues were shocking, you ain't seen nothing yet! In this issue Calorie Queen's fiancee, Calamity King, pays a visit, and boy is he unhappy with Stone Boy! Plus we find out more about Chlorophyll Kid's "problem" as he visits with psychotherapist Lars Hanscom!
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quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: LEGION OF SUBSTITUTE HEROES # 8
"Attack of the O-Ring!"
The Subs are in panic when Evillo, Omega, Reflecto, Eclipso, Universo, and Mantis Morlo (known collectively as THE O-RING) attack! Waiting in the wings: the 7 nefarious villains known as THE DEVIL'S DOZEN!
Actually, the O-Ring was the Maguffin in the small-press b&w comedy title "Ragmop".
-------------------- "Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!" They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Wow, I noticed that a lot of these solicitations have spelling errors!! I wonder if that is DC's fault or Previews? God, these people need better editors...
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Brought to you by Mark Millar, Paris Hilton and Bryan Hitch! Chlorophyll Kid reveals his deepest feelings to Lars Hancomb about life, liberty and bestiality! Things get a big extreme though, as the egnimatic Starfinger gives him a suprise he'll never forget! Plus, Tenzil investigates the theft of Fire Lad's grave...
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Calamity King vs. Stone Boy!!! And to the winner, Calorie Queen! To the loser, death by being swallowed by the Super-Moby Dick of Space!!! Plus Tenzil finds the culprit he was looking for, Monster Master!!! And wait to you see Mark Millar and Paris Hilton's take on Monster Master!!! It's shocking!
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Wow, things have sure changed for the Subs! Check out the lineup: Matter-Eater Lad, Lester Spiffany, Night Girl, Stone Boy, Calorie Queen, Super Moby Dick of Space, Polar Boy. Too bad Millar never answered what happened to Chloropyll Lad and Starfinger, the issue just ended with a big explosion!
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