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"We're sorry, Mr. Arrah, but we'd prefer not to be suddenly turned into, say, gold, when you accidentally touch us in the heat of battle."
"You see, Miss Nal, we'd rather not know exactly when certain death will catch up with us."
"Sorry, Mr. Burroughs, but we just don't feel comfortable working side by side with people who might spontaneously combust."
Registered: Oct 2006
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Not only do your powers duplicate Ultra-Boy's, Star Boy's, Superboy's and Supergirl's, but you've exceeded the Legion Age limit by over 1,000 years. As well, we've been informed that in future continuities you will take on messianic stature. We have a strict separation of church and state in the future and being deputised by the UP and the SP, we just can't have that headache.
In short... Eat it (Lead, that is), Grandpa!
From: Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada | Registered: Sep 2004
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"Well, Ms. Wazzo, you were admitted under the condition that you would make our clubhouse safe from ghostly intruders. Yet you failed to do so in the Command Kid debacle. Therefore, you are retroactively rejected."
-------------------- The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Mr.Kem, if ever an Evil Giant Cheese Ball is threatening the universe (giggle,giggle), you'll be the first one we call....NEXT!
Registered: Dec 2006
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Leeta 87 is it? We're honored to have a heroine of your stature tryout. I realize that a hero as famous as yourself would greatly increase our public image I'm afraid you're over the age limit. Sorry. Have a nice banyo fruit?
From: Smallville Sector : Greater Metropolis | Registered: Jun 2004
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We know you helped found the Legion and everything but, er, you come from a planet where everyone can do what you do. So, now that we're under new management, we're gonna have to revoke your membership. Call us if you develop a unique power.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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say what...you come from an island...and can scream....well if you heard Shadow Lass in the bedroom you would know she can duplicate anything that you can do...NEXT!..ERG-1 Is it?
-------------------- Bring back the super-cousins
From: nyc | Registered: Jul 2003
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You can do "magic", Miss....uh...White Witch? That's superstitious nonsense! Besides, we can't risk you turning us into frogs in the middle of battle! Now, turn me into a human again and here's the number of a good psychiatrist! Next!!
From: Somewhere in the Multiverse | Registered: Apr 2006
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So you can throw around bolts of electricity? Interesting. Since electrical shocks can cause tremendous suffering and is a leading cause of cardiac arrest we simply can not risk allowing you to join!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Vee: So you can throw around bolts of electricity? Interesting. Since electrical shocks can cause tremendous suffering and is a leading cause of cardiac arrest we simply can not risk allowing you to join!
Besides we know of at least three people that can easily replace you...your brother and sister...and of course, this protean named Proty.
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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"So, ah, Chameleon Boy, is it? You can change shape? Yeah, and this is Proty. Proty can shapechange, too. Come back when you have a super-power better than my *pet.*"
Registered: Aug 2006
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You see, in theory reading minds can be useful, but since Space-mart started carrying psi-shields for $19.95 we feel that your services will be quickly rendered null and void and therefore we will be forced to revoke your membership....oh, and according to this two boots from now you won't be able to actually speak, so you would be more of a background character anyways. sorry. Have a nice day!
-------------------- Long Live the Legion!
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