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So Ms. Dumaka, your power is that you are a feral cat. I assme that like a cat, you sleep 20 hours a day. We'll call you if out headquarters gets overrun with mice.
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^^That reminds me of this funny line from Wikipedia's List of fictional feline alien species: "Often portrayed as a "warrior race" due to their ferocious nature." My first though on reading that was "If there were really feline aliens, they'd probably be more interested in sleeping all day and washing themselves to actually wage war!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Who wrote these membership requirements? Dynamo Boy?
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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"We're sorry, Sensor. Saturn Girl is afraid of snakes, and since she's our Legion's Mary Sue, we simply cannot admit any members who expose her inability to be super-special all the time."
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From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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"We're sorry, Comet Queen. None of us understood a word you were saying. Call us when you get your translator updated."
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"We're sorry, Earth Man, but your powers are still too limited and dependent on the presence of other super-beings. You know, like when we rejected you the first time. Plus, there's the whole fact that you're an evil racist and stuff..."
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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"We're sorry, Harmonia, but the Legion Constitution contains provisions for expelling a Legionnaire due to "cowardice, dishonesty and fraud" and "failing to fulfill the duties of a Legionnaire", first and foremost of which is "preserving the peaceful life of sentient beings throughout the universe".
"Since you allowed Titan to get blown up and then lied about your age and your powers, we'll end up expelling you anyway. Let's all save ourselves the trouble and not let you in in the first place, okay?"
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: "We're sorry, Harmonia, but the Legion Constitution contains provisions for expelling a Legionnaire due to "cowardice, dishonesty and fraud" and "failing to fulfill the duties of a Legionnaire", first and foremost of which is "preserving the peaceful life of sentient beings throughout the universe".
"Since you allowed Titan to get blown up and then lied about your age and your powers, we'll end up expelling you anyway. Let's all save ourselves the trouble and not let you in in the first place, okay?"
lol! IB love it!
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: "We're sorry, Earth Man, but your powers are still too limited and dependent on the presence of other super-beings. You know, like when we rejected you the first time. Plus, there's the whole fact that you're an evil racist and stuff..."
oh yeah. there's that.
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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"Chameleon Boy, while your powers are indeed super, letting you in would set a bad precedent for nepotism... We're sorry, but we must reject you, at least until we can find a financier richer than RJ Brande."
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oh yeah. there's that.
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