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Now with two leaders unable to decide the fate of the world, the Suitors of Harbinger began to threaten existence itself.
Thankfully, the Cackle community, not willing to let the world end, quickly used their Cackle-ray in an attempt to stop this madness, as they turned her into a...
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That's Right, For ONE SHOW and One Show Only, LIVE ON THE MAIN STAGE OF SHAMELESS HUSSIES, Harbinger will join Pagan Lass, Hannah Hard-Body, Jailbait Lass, and that crowd pleaser from the JSMBP, Spectacular Aqua Lungs Lass!!!!
There's Never Been A Show Like This Before!
But First...
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Spellbinder, Arachne and Fat Cramer have arrived at Shameless Hussies (having heard the unusually loud cheering all the way over at Cafe Cramer.) They quickly fan out to make sure the crowd doesn't get out of hand, but, unfortunately they don't know how to reverse the Cackle-ray. In desperation they realize they'll have to call...
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...Bree Van de Camp from Wysteria Lane, but none of them can reach her, so they call the Four Elementals (Tempest, Aquatic, Inferno, Earthstone)
Aquatic tells the girls, "The only way to reverse a Cackle-Ray is to cover all those hit by its beam with Manical Laughing Dust, but only one person has that, and that person is..."
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...Stoopid Cat's Litter Box. I don't know if it's still there. But, I do know I'm not checking to see if it's there. Have you smelled that box lately?
Oh and by the way wasn't Vee originally with Abin's group in the dark scary forest?
What happened to him?
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Sitting at the MMB, Everyday girl realizes that Harbinger has been hit by the Cackle Ray.
"Ohmygod, that is just so not right! It sucks and I'm like gonna hafta do something about it."
A Moment's concentration recalls both of her personal demons from Orgasmis Major where they were gleefully ruining Lad Boy and Icefire's illicit getaway.
"Ohmygod, you two change to Cackle form and go to Cack. Find King Hoo-Ra and Queen Yah-Hoo and tell them that I'll do what Princess Yea-Hah asked if they reverse the effects of the Cackle Ray.
Oh, and don't let any of the LMBPers see you entering the hollow tree that leads to Cack."
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Meanwhile, in the slave mines of Xanadu, Abin Quank and Faraway Lad suddenly appeared!
"What in the name of Proty is going on here?" said Faraway.
"I don't know, but look over there! Isn't that the media tycoon Orson Kane? How could he be imprisoned? And why is he caring around one of those little glass balls with a house and fake snow, that when you turn it upside down, it makes it look like it's snowing?"
"And," said some scantily clad slave girl, "why does that jar, instead of having a house, have a miniature penis in it?"
Back to Legion World's forests, Tamper Lad was...
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...Totally amazed and flabergasted that this "something" actually expected him to bring Marshmallows to a "Bonfire of the Vanities."
So he just stood, staring at the aparition before him, his mouth open and drool collecting in a puddle at his feet.
Meanwhile in the exact mathematical center of the dark, scary forest, which also just happened to be the exact mathematical center of Legion World, and which also by some strange coincidence was the exact mathematical center of our universe, Caliente and Mearl Dox are sharing girl talk and cupcakes.
Now it is not considered to be good manners to question the actions of the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, especially just after said Supreme Ruler has offered you a cupcake (and you've accepted).
"Mearl, if you don't mind my asking, why in the hell did you kill Dedman?"
"Oh Dear, I'm sorry Caliente, but you see, that wasn't Dedman. Dedman had already vanished into the hollow tree that leads to Cack. That was Madrox the Multiple Durlan, who for some strange and unknown reason has to be killed in every one of these tag team thingies. It's kind of similar to Kenny on South Park. Now eat your cupcake dear,"
And nearby...
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a strange, mysterious and totally, absolutely and 100% original charcter watched, unnoticed by either of the girls.
But we don't want to hear about that now do we? We want to hear about Harbi's sultry swinging of her superb booty around a freshly baby oiled pole to the growing astonishment and eager applause of the crowds in Shakes Bar.
Well tough, I'm not going to mention it, in fact I'm going to return straight away to the strange, mysterious blah blah figure watching over Caliente and the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, Mearl Dox.
What made this strange, mysterious blah blah blah figure so incredibly unique in Legion Worlds outrageous and interesting history was this...
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quote:Originally posted by Harbinger: We want to hear about Harbi's sultry swinging of her superb booty around a freshly baby oiled pole...
...Well tough, I'm not going to mention it...
Now how in the hell am I supposed to follow that?
I know! I'll Introduce a strange, mysterious and totally, absolutely and 100% original character who right now is watching Mearl Dox and Caliente, unnoticed by either of the girls.
But first, lets check on Dedman, who has just become the second LMBPer to ever set foot on the planet Cack...
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Dedman, for those of you who didn't know (which is probably most) has a secret, a secret he has strived to keep under wraps for YEARS! And it's this, he is totally obsessed with fluffy little animals, he loves them, their cute little ears, big soulful eyes and the soft and soothing feel of fur. Chinchilas, rabbits, cats, mice.. in fact nearly all fluffy little animals with a slight 'awwww cute' factor. He loved them all, each and every blessed one of them!
Pity then that Cack was filled with mini-EDEs and Mini-Cobies, mini-Space Tarts and mini-Thriftshop Deputantes. All lovely, charming and endearing in their own way of course, but unfortunately they just didn't cut it in the 'Awww diddums' stakes.
Consequently Dedman was feeling a bit sad.
Luckily for him that just as a tear was welling in his eyes (half a tear in each one in case you wondered) at the thought of never again feeling the tender ripple of little muscles under fur beneath his slab like fingers again, from out of the very air before him popped...
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