Topic: Solicitations for the LMB's Line of DC Comics!
Eryk Davis Ester
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All-Star Hawk and Dove #1 Written by Madeleine Albright and Condolezza Rice, with art by Bill Kristol. From one creative mind who helped vastly exaggerate the extent of genocide in Bosnia in order to justify NATO intervention in the Balkan War, and another creative mind who helped vastly exagerrate Saddam Hussein's connection to international terrorism to justify the invasion of Iraq, we bring you this highly innovative new modern "bipartisan" political drama! Brothers Hank and Don Hall are on opposite sides of the political fence! Don is Liberal Interventionist Democrat, and Hank is a Neo-Conservative Republican! These boys disagree about everything, but especially about the reasons for using force in the international arena! Don thinks that we should only use violence for "humanitarian" purposes, whereas Hank thinks we should use violence only when necessary to achieve our "national interest"! In this first issue the brothers get into a heated debate, as Don wants to bomb the tiny country of Maltola in order prevent possible oppresion of the country's minority population, while Hank wants to bomb Maltola because they *might* be harboring terrorists!
This series is dedicated to bringing you *both* sides of such highly controversial political issues! Watch out for future issues, where our heroes debate the merits of starving a country into submission through blockades and embargoes versus just going ahead and invading! Inspired by real life events!
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All-Star Faceles Creature #1 - the cult favorite monster of the Silver Age gets his own comic book at last! So what does a creature whose had less than a dozen appearances in his history, can't really talk and basically just look really cool do in a series? Be a metaphor for American consumerism, greed and the euphoria of investment, that's whay! Watch as the Faceless Creature breaks into your home at night, eats your children, sets your house on fire and is mean to your dog! Watch as the Faceless Creature smashes across Europe and Asia and makes it look like you are responsible! Watch as the Faceless Creature steals the human capital of the entire world--and then watch as the Faceless Creature is...you. All this and more by that lovable creative team of former President George H.W. Bush!
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All-Star Scooby Doo #2 As the gang investigates reports of a strange ghostly bear creature that has been terrorizing Wall Street, the rest of the team begin to question Shaggy's sanity as he continues to talk of the ghostly Great Dane who appears to him! Meanwhile, Daphne and V.E.L.M.A. hook up with Wolverine and Green Arrow!
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All-Star Aqua-King #2 - Wolverine and Green Arrow guest-star! Its Aqua-King against the United Nations--so whose side will they be on?! Plus, Wonder Woman vs. Daphne and V.E.L.M.A. of the Scooby Doo Gang! Its 22 pages of splash page brawling!
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All-Star LMB/C.B.L.D.F. Fundraiser Special: Little Timmy Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury by day and secret Green Arrow fanboy by night, has expanded his control over financial institutions to include the comic book industry. Word on the street is that he's out for blood and going after the LMB All-Star line. Can a small private publisher defend itself against the might of central government? This Fundraiser Special includes 48 pages of bone-chilling, mind-blowing adventures from the lives of Pov and Cobie, Intrepid Boy Publishers!
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All-Star Wolverine #2 Written by a super-secret guest writer! This issue won't be coming out for another four and half years, but we're soliciting it now, anyway! Wolverine acts like a badass and sleeps around! Be sure to pick of all five alternate covers, shipping in a ratio of 27:15:13:6:1!
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All-Star Superman: the Man of Steel #1 - Superman might be dead but his legend lives on with the adventures of Cobalt Kid! Watch as the ultimate bait and switch is pulled and Superman fans are treated to an all Cobalt Kid adventure! Also guest-starring Argent, Mera, Alanna Strange, Phantom Girl and Arisia!
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All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #3 - Special guest-artist Dave Sim ! Scantilly-clad Super-chicks sensuously/vacuously come back from the dead to eated men's brains ! Watch for the fabulous alternate cover featuring special guest artist John Gray !!!!
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All-Star Detroit Super Friends #1 Because you demanded it, we're spinning out a second version of this fan favorite All-Star Title, set in the great Mid-West! Who will be the members of this new version of the Super Friends? Wait and see! But, let's just say it wouldn't be an adventure in the Wolverine state if Wolverine didn't at least show up!
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All-Star Lil' Wolverine and Friends by Franz Kafka and Leo Tolstoy, art by Sigmund (sometimes a phallic symbol is just a phallic symbol) Freud. The humorous and precocious adventures of Wolverine and the rest of the Super Friends. Note: although this appears cartoony and out of continuity, this series definitely is within continuity. No Prizes will be given to the reader who can explain how some of the characters can be in costume and powered even though they didn't get their power until adulthood.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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All-Star Green Lanterns #2 All new creative team of Alan Greenspan and Paris Hilton. Building on the past success of issue #1, the new creative team takes the book in a totally unexpected direction. Nothing will ever be the same again (until the next creative team). It's Hot!
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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All Star Superman #2 If Cobalt Kid has crossed over, can Lard Lad be far behind? The MEGA-SUPER-MOST-COLOSSAL-X-OVER-EVENT OF THE UNIVERSAL CRISIS starts right here!
We're keeping the creative team a secret, we're keeping the plot a secret, we're keeping everything a secret,Except This! Wolverine Vrs Everyday Girl TO THE DEATH!
That's right! One Wins, One Dies! You'll be shocked and amazed at the final scene in the MEGA-SUPER-MOST-COLOSSAL-X-OVER-EVENT OF THE UNIVERSAL CRISIS
Oh we're keeping the name and number of the book that scene appears in a secret too... So you have to buy everything to find it!
Bwah-Hah-Ha...
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All-Star Green Arrow and Speedy #1 -The story's not that good, and the characterizations are lacking, but they're drawn oddly with big chins, so it's okay!
-------------------- Long Live all them Legions!
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All-Star Secret Crisis #1 Written by Brian Michael Bendis, Art by Jim Lee -- If you think we've been wallowing in ugliness for it's own sake, you ain't seen nothing yet, because now we've got the guy who pioneered that style of story for our Marvelous Competition, which we've been ripping off for the past five years. It's Black Lightning as more of a demeaning stereotype than you've ever seen before! Wonder Woman berserk! The Secret Society of Super-Sadomasochists! Gore flows! Testosterone runs amok! Liberal politics delivered with such a heavy hand that even Green Arrow cringes! And everybody talks like characters from a bad Tarantino movie (like there's any other kind)!
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All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #4 - The Legion is hired to protect The Safe Brigade, which travels from planet to planet passing out contraceptives to needy locals. It's the Sexxxeee Undead Versus The Sacred Life Equation. Hijinks ensue. Special guest-artist Frank Thorne delivers the goods. No one will be seated during the amazing "Solar Succubi" finale !!
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