Topic: Solicitations for the LMB's Line of DC Comics!
cleome46
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All-Star Legion of Frigidaires #5 - Special guest artists bring you a fantabulous view of what it's like to be women in a man's world. Uh, we don't know who the artists are yet, but we know they use lots of "adult film" pics as their "inspiration" and that's what's important. Oh, and each comic comes with a free x-tra small baby-tee and bottle of cologne. And a frilly crepe apron. In pink. Incredible funny-yet-poignant script by Whatsisname, who wrote that awesome screenplay where Mel Gibson (or was it Richard Gere?) plays a gynecologist. Order plenty!
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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The Gynecologist #1 - First in an all-new line of comics aimed at being relevant and sensitive! Yet, fellas, don't worry, its really an attempt by an all-male creative team to be patronizing, sexist and to showcase women talking and thinking about sex all day long, since that MUST be what they do and stuff, right?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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cleome46
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The Gynecologist #2 - Special Take-Our-Daughters-To-Work-Day issue. Special guest stars Green Arrow, Speedy and Jim Gordon. You do the math. Fantabulous art by some guys we found who used to draw for Eros, back in the day. Special holographic fumetti variant cover featuring Howard "The New Comeback Kid" Stern!
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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The Lesbian Librarian #1 - Spinning out of the hit series, the Gynecologist, Adam Hughes presents the Lesbian Librarian! We're not sure what the plot is, or why the supposedly nerdy librarian wears such short skirts, but hey, we're hip and relevant because we're using lesbians to make the world a better place, not because its an adolescent male fantasy or anything.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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All-Star Hawk and Dove #2 Uh oh! As this issue opens up, Hawk's aggressive tactics towards criminals have made him incredibly unpopular with the public, who decry his constant violation of civil rights! Dove tries to win back the affection of the public by repackaging Hawk's crimefighting techniques with better rhetoric to convince the public that they are actually legitimate! Meanwhile, Hawk accuses Dove of "endangering the people's safety" with his "reckless changes in crimefighting tactics"! Is Hawk really so stupid as to not realize what Dove is doing, or is this some Machiavellian attempt to make Dove's lack of actual policy change seem more legitimate? Like always, this stroy is inspired by today's hottest news stories!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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All-Star Young Heroes in Love #1 - finally, a DC comic book that caters to all the gay comic book fans out there!
Meet Blaze, his little brother Flamer, Blaze's boyfriend Radiant, and the dynamic diva called Empress. These young heroes fight crime when they're not fighting their attraction for each other!
Can Radiant turn down Party Girl's advances without destroying his social life? Can Blaze control himself when accosted by The Therapist? Can Flamer stop spying on Soapdrop Prison's men's shower? And can Empress remember which of his ex-boyfriends disappeared with his fabulous feather boa?
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