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OK so I have taken the train cross-country 3 times now. Twice to San Diego and once to Seattle. And now I am feeling like I need to take another long distance train ride. I'm thinking about taking the train to Florida. What do people think?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Thats a great idea Quis! I was only in florida once but thought it was an awesome place.
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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And make sure your train don't carry no gamblers, crap shooters, or midnight ramblers.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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take that d-train Take it down to brighton beach
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Quislet,
So I have this friend, let us call him "ML", who is about to get married to an individual, let us call him "JS", who, pending the outcome of a lawsuit, stands to inherit a significant property.
Suppose JS is bitten by a zombie and turned into one of the Walking Dead. Under what conditions would ML still be able to make a claim on the significant property in question?
Though this is a purely hypothetical question, I would appreciate a rapid answer.
Thanks,
EDE
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Well, hypothetically, if Josh Sieg.. er I mean JS becomes a zombie, his ambulatoriness might poses a problem. His hypothetical attorneys could argue that JS is not dead seeing how a dead person does not walk about. Also hypothetical zombies can be referred to the Living Dead to further muddy the waters. Hypothetically, your friend ML should, if JS is actually a zombie, lop off his head. Making sure not to cut the hypothetical head in such a way as to make identification impossible. My understanding is hypothetically that this will cause the zombie to stop moving about. But I am not a hypothetical expert on zombies.
My fee (which is not hypothetical) is all rights to False Pretenses Lad.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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So, hypothetically, if this ML had, however inadvertantly named me his son, and therefore his heir, would I be jeopardizing my cut inheritance if I were to hypothetically sex up my supercute future stepdad?
If the answer changes re: whether only oral or anal is involved, please specify the difference in outcomes.
Am I right in thinking that kissing alone is not legally actionable?
And um, do zombies have palimony rights of any sort?
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