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My evil plot to create a monster, force someone to eat Sonic food, and then claim rulership of the universe is complete!
Don't blame me for my wild ambition! Haven't you once or twice dreamed of holding complete control of the universe? I have only chosen to take the life which is rightfully mine! Also, I may have been drinking a little.
As the new supreme rule of the universe, I have some edicts to make!
First, I solemnly swear not to set any of my loyal subjects on fire unless they really really really really really need it.
Second, all planned elections will continue as usual and all leaders will work autonomously unless I disagree with their decisions, in which case they'll be... uh... shot out of a cannon into the sun. I'm not a micromanager, but I do recognize quality work!
Third, there will at any time be at least five Brainiac 5 threads on the Legion World messageboards, possibly including series discussion, fanfiction, fanart, or polls. And I will respond to every single little bitty post, whether I have something to say or not! Unless it's, like, a Onevision, then I'll just PM in response to them all.
Fourth, and perhaps most importantly, cupcakes for everyone!!
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This sounds like a Supreme Ruler agenda I could live with. Will there be ice cream with the cup cakes? I hope we don't have to paint our skin green. But December 31st (isn't that B5's birthday?) should definitely be a galactic holiday.
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It's permitted to obtain ice cream to eat with your cupcakes if you so desire, but ice cream will not be officially provided.
Dying your skin green is also not required, but for those citizens who understandably desire to do so, large tubs of green dye will be set up in the center of most cities. Skinnydipping in them is encouraged. Cameras will be banned in the vicinity.
December 30th, actually! The holiday for this will be merged somewhat with the similar celebrations around that time of year for Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, the Winter Solstice, and the Earth New Year.
It is hoped that this transition period towards my Supreme Rulership of All will go smoothly and not disturb the lifestyle of the average citizen of the Universe. Therefore, to avoid confusion and 'jarring' the local culture, I will allow you to continue your traditions of environmental destruction and shaky economic policy.
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Sounds just peachy to me. You're not going to raise taxes on Supervillian accessory shops or anything like that are you? (not that we pay many taxes any way - supervillians are notorious for falsifying their tax returns)
From: Smallville Sector : Greater Metropolis | Registered: Jun 2004
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Certainly not, sir! After all, I suppose there might be those who call my mad grab for power "villainous"... of course, those people are fools! Fools who will be crushed under a sea of unbelievably delicious cupcakes and moderate policy!
Besides, yellow is just some blue away from being one of my favorite colors.
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I hate to imply that my supreme overlordship might be lacking in funds, for this is certainly not the case. But baking cupcakes for people is a lot cheaper than shooting them into the sun. Therefore, as a gesture of respect to those governments who will be paying extremely nominal tithes to me, I will attempt to save money whenever possible, and the sun-shooting technique will only be used as a last resort.
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Mearl, can you make a special cupcake that will be my heart's desire for cupcakes at whatever moment I decide to eat it? I mean, you are the smartest person in the universe, and you now rule it, so I don't think this should be a problem. But if it is, why not take some time to figure it out?
-------------------- Dan
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